32 - 6 = Ireland edition
How long have you lads been regularly posting here?
I've been regularly posting here since summer 2014, took a short break in summer 2016
eating crumpets
Just took some fat burning pills lads
0151
>is anti 'drugs'
>drinks alcohol to excess regularly
aaaah yes
business idea: reform the UK into a swiss-style confederation
Can't fucking stand this stupid Aussie PRICK who keeps linking the new thread with a single quote
lower case poems in a new thread
lower case poems, your uncle is dead
BUSINESS IDEA: practice speaking posh then regurgitate popular opinions on youtube and roll in money
>>74704769
can't remember
I think I've been here for 3 new years eves, including one where I had a gf
hate drivers who pull into my safe breaking zone
manchild runts without licenses wont understand what im talking about
>>74704701
sorry mate, "gurners". Point still stands though, i think it's a techno night on tonight! Make sure your best black turtleneck is ready
>>74704747
post your body
drinking vimto and vodka again lads
doing this post again lads
listening to music lads
lads haha
never really a met single soul IRL who I could imagine posting on /brit/
>>74704815
wtf i hate aussies wih dead uncles now
>>74704796
alcohols not a drug, it's a drink
I really don't understand /pol/. Why is everyone so negative and hateful there
>>74704843
bit gay
>>74704841
not anti-drug, just find the little gremlin bragging about going to "techno dungeons in berlin" to be crease
post body though by all means x
kind of want to starve myself because I feel it would be real life kino suffer and attract sympathy
cuckio
>>74704858
absolutely CERTAIN that one of my mates posts on here
>>74704652
>>74704652
come and post ur qt3.14 accents :33
northerners don't bother
>>74704843
would rather not (it's not dissimilar to yours, just lower body fat). But in light of your gurners/techno posts, I think we'd get along irl.
>>74704905
hello john!
>Brayden would you like to say grace tonight?
>Thank you Walmart for the food we are about to receive and thank you Ray Mysterio for the entertainment we are about to
*DING*
>BEKKI COME GET Y'ALL DINNER
>go ahead son
>and thank you Ray Mysterio for the entertainment we are about to enjoy and thank you TiVo for letting us pause liv-
>haha that's quite enough thanks now son, now come on your tv dinner's getting cold
>>74704770
Noice
>>74704880
they don't have a sense of humour
here we go on about pakis too but we do it in a funnier way
wonder what happened with ribena's police interview yesterday. will definitely not be helping his court case the stupid cunt
>>74704912
ah okay, think there was all one big misunderstanding, i just didn't like that one lad but im not anti drugs x
>>74704880
zero tolerance for cucks like you
>>74704858
lad at work asked me if i watched anime once after he said about wanting to go on holiday to japan
probably browsed here, he was really nice but he left soon after
reckon if I could scrape two years after my diagnosis, just generally being a NEET and getting loads of sympathy from people and having really interesting conversations and doing loads of drugs then things will be ok, I just don't want to die in like 3 months, that would be really sad. its going to completely kill my family anyway tho, which is the bigger problem I guess
>>74704858
i know someone who posts on /fit/ that i think might post here
he doesn't get /pol/ must be a right ponce
bet he's a nigger a wog or a nonce
he thinks /pol/ is negative hateful certainly not bright
little does he know
that /pol/ is always right
>>74704899
Nothing gets sympathy like a good ol' 'cide lad.
political satire is boring
>>74704999
you're wrong
Skippppyyyyyyy.. .skipppppyyyyyyyyyyyy.... skippyyyyy the bush kangaroooooooooo
>>74704904
you rang?
>>74704889
ahahah with pleasure mate
>>74704999
>muh empathy
why are lefties so naïve?
>>74704999
oh ok then, I guess all those other times I voted for Labour meant nothing
>>74705031
>yank
>>74704725
*buries your uncle in a peatbog*
Remove the fenian scums
fuck ir*land tbqh
>>74705068
>stealing a picture from /fit/ to prove your point
sad state of affairs innit
>>74705070
the weak have to depend on the kindness of others
there is no actual reason to vote labor unless youre poor or a bundle of nerves
>>74704889
and here's one of me and the boys in said dungeon
don't you ever EVER speak to me again you vile little slug of a man
>>74705068
>those roid delts
You think I don't know /fit/ when I see it?
>>74705070
ah yes
fucking great song tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3BgdU3HxGI
>>74705161
howling
state
>>74705123
>>74705162
ahaha knew you faggots wouldn't believe me
suck a fart out my arse the pair of you
>Season 5
>Jess and Nick still haven't gotten back together
THEY WERE SO PERFECT TOGETHER REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74705092
*dashes out of thread*
always have to laugh at some of the biting satire posted on here. Some of you lads have got the "retarded right-wing teenager" act down to a T
so bored these days
the NEET life is wearing on me
>>74705232
long you been on the juice then la?
Didn't realise nationalising railways was the weak depending on the kindness of others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP1IVNVS5bI
elite song
>>74705232
>>74705068
>unironically doing steroids
>unironically being 5'
>>74705256
>everyone who isnt full on communist gas the rich blow a black guy is a retarded right wing teenager
>>74705256
>satire
Hmmm... no sweaty x
reading her messages but not responding
she's livid
>>74705184
I've said it before but here we are again. Need I really say it once more?
I shan't, under any circumstances, be watching one second of this video you've posted. The link will remain untouched, the timer at 00:00, the thumbnail unseen.
>>74705068
yeah fair play, very good body actually, i rescind my comment.
what's your routine like? You natty or been cycling?
>>74705335
nothing wrong with blowing black guys tbf
when I drink the anxiety turns into tears but its literally so much better than anxiety. I enjoy my tears
*gases the rich*
*blows a black guy*
ahh yes
Why are a larger proportion of people that lift weights manlets than in the wider population?
>>74705136
Yeah, naw.
Tories are destroying the NHS. If anyone ever needed a reason to vote labour it should be in the name of free health care.
t-moose is making a cup of tea
>>74705335
did you honestly think that was insightful?
>>74705356
>those delts
>u natty?
lmao
bf keeps reading my messages and not responding so im going to suck a lad off
>>74705376
They feel like they have something prove so they get biggers arms and shit
t. 6'3" lanklet
>>74705356
not natty, cycled for just over a year now for competitions
>>74705358
Cried infront of a girl(friend) last weekend when i was drunk
Woops haha
>>74705376
it's easier because you don't have to lift the weights so far
t. manlet (runtoid type, not roidlet type)
>>74705409
lol
>>74705409
need a volunteer?
>>74705376
like midgets, manlet muscles are all squished together so it takes less effort for a bigger body
>>74705376
They only need to be about 135lbs to look impressive. They're essentially women.
>>74705376
Manlets are better at lifting weight
>>74705428
>>74705358
fucking hell, sort yourselves out
>>74705409
hope you get HIV you cheating faggot
>>74705427
what on?
>>74705376
its much easier to get buffed being a manlet
>>74705396
strong shoulders
manlet here
shagged 8s and 9s and currently have a hot gf
you're lanky and ugly
i'm compact and powerful
tea from the chipper tonight lads. what should i get?
>>74705348
Top lad
Going to a club night that's BYOB on saturday, hehe
>>74705532
t. lanklet LARPing
>>74705542
>chipper
Hot chip shop
>>74705532
t. new dyson model
>>74705551
who does this
>>74705500
Working on it
>>74705551
mate honestly no one cares about your biting political satire
take it elsewhere you mess
>>74705542
option a: Large haddock, chips, mushy peas
option b: Pie of your choice, chips, [item of choice]
option c: Jumbo battered sausage, chips, curry sauce
>>74705542
a fryer full of hot oil in your face for calling a chippy a chipper
>>74705582
muslims
How do I monetise my reddit karma?
>>74705626
>battered sausage
Battered sav
any porn kino
>>74705582
liberals
going to Edinburgh on Tuesday
scared to cross Hadrian's wall for the first time in my life
>>74705376
Manlets are masterace athletes. It's only natural that we build on our already apparent superiority.
>capeshit
>>74705700
bring a coat
>>74705582
employers
Just keep schtum and vote Labour for god's sake
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwTrsDcX1gA
>>74705684
yeah, got a tidy snap of your mams grimy fanny that i wank off to while dropping a phat jobbie
>>74705695
thanks
>>74704769
I think i started posting in /brit/ specifically around the same time as you
I started really browsing 4chan around the end of 2012
>>74705626
options C but swap the curry sauce for mushy peas
>>74705700
It's very warm today so you'll probably be fine on that front but as >>74705725 says you should bring a coat just in case
Offer to go for a drink is still open la'
>>74705724
>that lad who would post images like this and argue if it was right for Hitler to invade Danzig every day
>>74705695
Haha
>>74705736
prefer hypsoline myself
>>74704769
2011
spent 2010 just using it to jack off
>>74705806
so do I
>>74704769
~Spring/Summer 2013, whenever /brit/ first came into being, it branched of the /anglo/ threads IIRC,
could nazi germany have survived without invading everywhere?
might do for a drunken run along the beach in the rain, see how my stage iv NSCLC holds up when I exert myself. I've become really fat since my life got out on hold anyway, could do with the exercise
It was right for Hitler to invade Danzig every day
unironically think hitler was right to invade danzig
>>74705769
How can we contact eachother outside of /brit/?
might come for a drink but I'm a bit worried
>>74705835
off* and if you mean 4ch in general the n201
>>74705844
it would have had to cut back on the war machine and cancel the expansion plans
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A
any british gamers here???
Sell your guts at the boss' price
He pays cash but you pay with your life
>>74704769
think some time in 2015 or 2016
got redirected here from /fit/ because i was talking in british words
>>74704725
Dead uncle
>The United Kingdom's exit from the European Union will be so damaging that it will try to rejoin in 20 years, Scotland's Brexit minister said on Thursday.
>"I actually think in 20 years time, if the UK does come out, in 20 years time the UK will be in the process of trying to be back in and it will have lost 20 years of influence and progress," said Michael Russell, whose formal title is Minister for UK Negotiations on Scotland's Place in Europe.
Thoughts?
>bogan makes the thread
>>74705877
email it me at my temp email
[email protected]
>>74705942
why is such a cynical bastard in that role?
>can't even wear capes these days
bloody hate modern fashion
>>74705877
easy, meet in a public place, outside at predetermined time
1 australian - 1 uncle = angry /brit/ poster
>>74705942
>Scottish forecasting
H O W L I N G
brent_crude_USD_time_series.jpg
>>74705910
yeah
>>74704725
don't even care about northern Ireland but would still spit on your uncle's grave you pathetic boring cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNSUOFgj97M
choon
>>74705942
>Minister for UK Negotiations on Scotland's Place in Europe
>>74705942
purge the scots
>>74705518
the daddy
& test
CHOOn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARyFooxGS_o
>what are you're thoughts on Scots anon?
me: https://twitter.com/angrysalmond/status/842023902834524160
TI's only decent tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2lzmpEs29M
>>74706071
will keep this in mind as i have actually been lifting for fair a while and still look like a fat melted candle
>>74706010
nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRZBAvstyxA
Eddie Izzard canvassed door-to-door in Bristol
>>74705679
Easily.
You just need to visit a dignitas clinic in Switzerland first.
we need to talk with Kim Jong Un
>>74706166
delete this image mate
>>74706199
probably goes down well in Bristol tbf
t b h I think i'm literally better off dead anyway, I've just never been very good at being happy, even when my life would seem enviable and I seemed happy to other people, on the inside I was always just completely consumed by a harrowing mixture of petty worry and boredom, I suppose this is god's way of punishing me for being so ungrateful
>>74706166
wouldn't recommend it mate, honestly it's only because I cared too much when I was a youngun and had severe body issues like a cunt. I'm slowly weaning myself off of it
>>74706199
christ alive
i'm inclined to vote labour but this puts me off
>>74706199
*opens door*
ah yes, you're that bloke off the telly
*closes door*
>>74706249
if you cross paths with me you will be you utter runt
>>74706132
Me desu
>>74706269
EXCELLENT post
>>74706241
yep.
t. bristolian.
The ol' roomate was complaining I never clean, so I decided to clean and then she starts helping and just ends up cleaning everything herself.
Don't think I'll ever understand women.
>>74706230
dont speak north korean wouldnt be much use me
>>74706199
*opens door*
*flattens them both*
*closes door*
why are labour supports such freaks
>>74706240
Nou
>>74706269
>bloke
>>74706263
>yeah I was going to vote labour but I saw a comedian wearing lipstick supports them
>>74706249
I was the same. It can get better though mate x
might move to Bristol
skins is the greatest British television series of all time
>>74706356
that's the optimal result though
>>74706269
giggling
>>74706408
i live there
>>74705068
>>74705161
>>74705232
Where you from mate?
>>74706357
he speaks english, chinese, and german too
>>74706369
YOU JUST KNOW
>>74706400
meant the general runtiness of their supporters like (you)
>Bristol
>Gay capital of the UK
>The Green party are unironically taken seriously there
>Filled with arrogant student wankers
nah I'm alright
>>74706301
don't get how that post makes reasonable sense as a response to what I said
>meant the general runtiness of their supporters like (you)
>>74706199
Why are all good traps right wing
would you have done it lads?
>>74706491
yeah you're mixing it up with brighton mate
>>74706261
fair play, all the best la
>fedora.jpeg
>>74706541
No lol
>>74706541
wouldn't have left the house in the first place
oh right yeah, cross paths with you il be dead, get it now, sorry. lovely
>>74706491
thats brighton you dumb shite
>>74706541
met him irl and he said he still gets phantom pain
mental
>>74706500
you wrote one sentence that began with
>t b h I think i'm literally better off dead anyway
my reply makes perfect sense. can't believe you're such a fucking spastic that you get confused by your own sentences haha.
>>fedora.jpeg
>>74706541
i would have told someone where i was going and maybe packed a satellite phone.
>'dora142.jpg
>>74706541
>cut off your arm or die
Anyone would've done it
>>74706653
wtf is this real
>>74706653
Not perfect but it'll do
Going to jump a few spots ahead and have this as 150 x
>>74706611
wow james franco has ptsd from an acting role?
>>74706686
yea lol
>>74706653
t.vileslug
>>74706686
Yes it is yank tard
>>74706541
The scene where he cuts the nerve is awful
>>74704769
2008 is when I first visited the chan, used to do it every so often but not daily. Daily browsing started about early 2010. Had a few breaks (not intentionally)
>>74706664
dunno, i reckon a lot of people would have just stayed there hoping to get rescued until they starved to death
would be a bit of a piss take if you cut your arm off, climbed out and then saw a rescue crew coming over the horizon wouldnt it
>>74705942
michael russell is one of our more competant politicians as well.
>>74705893
top fucking kek as i start playing this i inadvertently unpaused an episode of my name is earl on netflix without realising. i was very confused for a while
mum's bitch freind and her cuck husband are having a domestic in the kitchen, and my mum is the playing jeremy kyle role
fucks sake man i just want a cup of tea
If silence is a spoken word
And your eyes could tell a story
This gray day's all in sight
Please tell me a story
The leaves have all gone brown
And I don't know where to turn
This love we had inside
Can see us through the stormy night
It is no use to hide
I'm locked up inside, please move me
Can you show me some brighter days
As the light begins to shine,
We can feel the love we had is real
And today is the start
Of something new
As we walk hand-in-hand
The sun is breaking through
And now, it's clear
Yes, it's clear. Ohhhh
Do you know what happened to that finer day
Do you know what happened, Can we find our way
The fleeting thought we had is lost
In a sea of stormy emotions, we are tossed.
I can't find shore and what's more, I can't find my way to you.
Where are you
As the light begins to shine,
We can feel the love we had is real
And today is the start
Of something new
As we walk hand-in-hand
The sun is breaking through
And now, it's clear
Yes, it's clear. Ohhhh
I don't think I can last.
Someone save me please. I'm sinking fast.
This whole world's closing in
And I don't know where I am
It all looks the same to me
Spinning 'round in clouds of gray
Like puppets out of rhyme
Will we find a happier time
Say, do you hear me
>>74706785
utter mong
>>74706770
I never trust a bloke with two first names
>>74706785
Epic xD
>>74706785
ah fascinating mate, mental
>>74705923
Fuck off we're full
UK rapper stabbed in napa
cause of gossip, cause of chatter
he's still breathing, he's still dapper
retaliate with gun clapper
>>74706785
woah! what a story mark. got time to tell it again mate?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12944136
http://www.strawpoll.me/12944136
http://www.strawpoll.me/12944136
http://www.strawpoll.me/12944136
really important poll lads
>>74706785
*upvotes*
>>74705893
great vid desu
>>74706900
Napa is wine country
>food was meant to arrive at quarter past
>currently twenty past
>still no food
not hapy
i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
alive alive I wanna get up and jive, wanna wreck my stockings in some jukebox dive
>>74706853
*checks flag*
Nah you first
>>74706785
HE ONLY WENT AND DIDN'T PAUSE HIS TV SHOW THE FUCKING MADMAN
>>74706934
aiya napa sweetie
>>74706832
>>74706835
>>74706845
>>74706914
>>74706926
>>74706977
STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
that awkward moment when...
top kek I didn't pause my name is earl and the music was still playing. was very confused for a second
>>74706959
No I'm here to talk about the footy
>>74707057
awkward mate
>>74707057
awkward mate
>>74706819
that's what you get for being working class scum
Going home now
I had opportunities to talk to the tranny but I just didn't have the guts
I don't think I ever will
A girl spoke to me, asked for help, it's the one the tranny always speaks to
She has bad teeth and I stared, as I usually do
There was also an awkward moment when someone was waking towards me and I kept shifting from left to right
Nothing like a communal yank bullying lads
Needs done more often imo
if you can't see, wipe your eyes and see straight forward
jukebox in siberia
all the russians wanna rock
drop a ruble in the slot of that
jukebox in siberia
>>74707061
>footy
FOY
Crime idea: continue to hack Tim's laptop
>>74705893
LOVE lasses singing in french desu
https://youtu.be/Ff8qND_Y028
>>74706429
Nottingham
>Not being able to cook by the age of 18/19
Ah yes. One of the prime indicators of a RUNT
>>74707149
Does your mummy drive you to work and back?
Hit rank 5 on Hearthstone
>>74706594
Where you from?
>>74707025
1x respectfully disagree
>>74705893
FUUUUCK I NEEEEEEEED A GFFFFFFF
>>74707132
funnily enough my family are working class but they are both posh cunts
really activates the almonds
>>74707192
Footy isn't a yank word, retard.
>>74707057
>>74707152
i will fucking glass each and every one of you over the head with a bottle, i fucking swear.
>>74707149
>pakipoo
>>74707249
No, I buy weekly season tickets
>>74707235
Open the box
Crank up the oven to 230
Pizza in on a tray
Come back 16 minutes later and bam, dinner sorted
Sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn
God rest your soul
alri lads, food is now ten fucking minutes late
shall be calling them
>>74707222
Funny enough you've posted pics like that before and said Essex
Suss af u lying cunt, which deanos Facebook are you robbing these from?
>>74706269
>excellent post
Absolutely creasing tbqh m8
>>74707352
mummy me want milky milky goo
drank some alcohol I had left from last weekend and am nicely tipsy
now I don't know whether to go shop and get more or leave it
>>74705068
>232x450
Sure mate, I believe that's a photo you just took
>>74707306
I'm telling you to stop using brit words y*nk
the best part about /int/ is that you can post something about my name is earl and then in the very next post pretend to somebody different and no one will ever know
>>74706269
>excellent post
Absolutely creasing tbqh m8 xD
>want to join the /yellow surge/
>not sure I could vote for a man that would marry pic related
He's clearly a wrong'un.
>>74707355
Season tickets to the footy?
>>74706269
>excellent post
Absolutely creasing tbqh m8 xD
>>74707400
no idea who you're on about Tbh mate, fairly certain this is me and I live in Notts
>>74707265
worthing, west sussex. mum just moved here from steyning where I lived for a long time. u
>>74706269
>excellent post
Absolutely creasing tbqh m8 xD
watch out, alt-right faggots. we have you marked. we're coming for you
Is there a woman more revolting alive today than Diane Abbott
How did jezza shag that thing?
hello friends. new guy here, very first time posting. how are you today?
>>74707477
he's got to be a bender
>>74706269
>excellent post
Absolutely creasing tbqh m8 xD
>>74707209
this is japanese and french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcTVu3N12no
>>74706269
>excellent post
Absolutely creasing tbqh m8 xD
football yank gets on my fucking nerves
pathetic beta specimen
>>74707445
didn't just take it you mong, it's from the 'gram so it's cropped
>>74706269
>excellent post
Absolutely creasing tbqh m8 xD
torn between voting bnp and the communist party
>>74707518
>posting your pic on 4chan
smgdh
>>74706263
>i'm inclined to vote labour
kys
>>74707518
wrong people think you mean these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZilNNQUtEvM
>>74707583
THings are fine
>>74707601
I know this feel well
labour voters are mentally ill
>>74707550
His 'wife' certainly looks like a man.
>>74707537
ummmm fairly sure that's duke from tracy beaker love xx
>yanks trying to bully brits
Bit sad feel bad for bullying the yank now desu
>>74707617
>weakly hit a wall with some hammers
woah hard nuts these fellas
>>74707665
are you a west brit? x
the redpilled gf
>>74707665
EVERYBODY POST FUNNY CAT PICTURES :3333
>>74707479
Not so terrible public transport
But I could buy a season ticket for Manchester City if I wanted, I can afford it
absolutely creasing
>>74707738
no x
>>74707735
They could probably heem you though they trashed the actual room. On that note why are yank antifa such runts?
>antifa are actual fascists
really boggles the old headsponge
>>74707186
cибepия тpaхнyл твoю мaмy
>colleague denied that positive net immigration would lead to increased housing prices
fwb just sent me the question "how much do you like me?"
how the fuck do i respond
do I rate grime? of course
do I rate Pogba? no. No I do not.
@74707831
>cherrypicking
What did he mean by this?
>>74707902
I like you as much as I rate pogba
>>74707829
>They could probably heem you though
doubt it, would smash them up i reckon
>why are yank antifa such runts?
all yanks are due to hormones in food and water. Similar situation here but not quite as bad
as troubled as I am, ive always been kind of the one thing that made my parents mistake of a relationship worth it, god knows how they'll cope if I die
>>74707766
Who's your favorite player?
>>74707801
fuck off then you mug
>ywn fight a war
>>74707902
say you like a her a lot you dipshit
>>74707878
who are you quoting?
>>74707961
>>74707966
Mixed feel
flat earthers are mad lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hGAdltf4FI
Went to bed at 3 this morning and got up at 2:30 in the aft.
Went back to bed at 4:20 this aft and have just got up.
This is a regular thing. Reckon I might be dying
>>74708051
care to elaborate
>yanks
>>74708185
real man right here
not some random traplover britsh FAGGOT
>>74707388
Absolute state of delivery drivers desu
>>74708137
I would love the sense of purpose and brotherhood and the chance to see the world. But spending every waking second waiting for a bomb to drop silently from the sky and wipe me from existence without a fighting chance is a kind of terror that would break many many men into a sniffling mess on the floor and i could be one of them
>>74707388
20 is my rule of thumb, sometimes shit just hits the fan in the kitchen and they need a bit of slack
>>74708417
reckon I'd manage fine 2bh
quite like the idea of potentially dying at any second
>>74708560
no you wouldn't
you say that now from the comfort of your computer but in actual fact you'd spend most of the time miserable
>>74708654
typical runt response
when u meditate and realize just how terrible you actually feel
>when u meditate and realize just how terrible you actually feel
odds pizza evens sambo
Why's it so slow all of a sudden?
>>74709346
waiting for the new thread init
>>74709385
It's here actually
>>74707927
>>74707927