How to speak spanish?

Chupa la pija primero

>>74704716
esp fro mi red jajajaja

taco taco arriba muchacho

end every sentence with S
make sure to sound as faggy as possible

>>74709460
> Implying
This coming from gaytaly

>>74704716
No se puede aprender el idioma si sos chino.

>ola me iamo park pong ping soi koleano donde benden kalne de lata?

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>>74704716
you need to be nigger at first

>>74704716
Steps:

1.) Start with a serious Latin language, like French.

2.) Suffer brain damage from acute trauma, disease, or genetic inheritance

3.) Develop an ambiguous sense of sexual orientation

4.) Speak

5.) Congratulations, you are now a proficient Spanish speaker!

rude

anime and duolingo

>>74712973
this

>>74704716
First rule of Spanish

If you use tu, eres and vosotros you are likely

a) a fag
b) retarded

>>74712280
comment parles-tu francais?

>>74704716
See some spanish movies, that's how i learned english (with a little german accent, thanks Arnold)

>>74711405
This
Once you become semi fluent we will banter you 24/7 because you can't say the R, unless you're a slav

As an American what's the easiest way for me to learn Spanish?

>>74719803
Take classes, stay away from CHIs, stick to people born outside of the US

>>74720132
Most CHIs say formal Spanish classes are useless

>>74711202
fuck off ch*cano

>>74720480
Yeah because they speak a bastardised version of an already autistic language

>>74712280
>3

Absolutely fundamental step.

>>74720132
what about puerto ricans?

>>74704716
1. learn Italian
2. participate in a 100 man gay orgy
3. speak

>>74711202
Chicano

>>74720567
Please tell me more of your experiences with Chicanos, an*lo dog

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>>74704716
el koreANO AJAJAKAJAKAJAKAJAJAJ

>>74718335
So... Only Central America, Argentina and Chile are not fags?

>>74720789
>implying I didn't grow up in Murrica

Yeah I'll take a cheesy gordida crunch with a side of cheesy fiesta potatoes

>>74720878
Tu hermana me la pela, Nigel.
Salu2

pero uff ke rico trapito KDJALSKJDKLASJDLASJL

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>>74720878
Nice hypocrisy.
>American mutt living in the UK talking about a bastardized language

>>74720987
Los trapos son gay, Hoja

tu gfa
rola ese pack mamu xD
#hailgrasa :V preparense para ser atacados por la grasa >:v la grasa no morira jamas!

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>>74720929
I wouldn't touch your sister even if it meant killing all ch*canos....wouldn't want to sully my anglo genes with your subhuman filth.
>>74720991
hmmmmmm really made me think

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>>74721025

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>>74721025
Obviously a bait but i still mad

>>74704716
>get mouth cancer
>Speak
Congratulations

>>74704716
Learn it.

>>74720637
Don´t even think about it. Theirs is probably the worst dialect.
>>74722871
CHE BOLUDO

U can come here, lots of chicks yo will get my dear kimchi san
>chileans GTFO

>>74709460
>Faggy as possible
>Italy

...

>>74720637
What those bastarda speak is hardly even spanish tho

>>74721025
a la mierda los grazozoz, hail legion hsbc xddd xxd

>>74720637
decent Spanish, but we sometimes use to much slangs and Spanglish. Venezuelan and Colombian (as long it not "paisa") should be good.

>>74704716
Why do you want to learn the official language of shitposting and autism?

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>>74709460
Que pendejini salio el italianini

>>74727353
Pic related

>>74720862
Mexico doesn't use Vosotros lmao

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>>74727353
you just answer you question

spaniards dislike the chinos because they dont have a soul and we have lot of soul so we are incompatible

>>74718335
The first rule is, "no matter which accent you learn, people WILL complain about it". Same deal with Portuguese.