/brit/

>>74701888
you advertising gambling lad?

>A Russian billionaire has been ordered to pay his estranged wife £453m in a divorce settlement at a British court.

>During a High Court hearing, a judge said the couple met and married in Moscow before moving in Surrey.

>Mr Justice Haddon-Cave said he had awarded the woman 41.5% of the "total marital assets".

My favourite part though:

>Nearly five years ago, the court was told, the husband sold shares in a Russian company for $1.3 billion (£1bn).

>He then bought both the couple's sons flats in a luxury London development - one for £29 million and the other for £7 million.

>Mr Justice Haddon-Cave said the woman had been a housewife and mother to the couple's children.

>The husband argued he had made a "special contribution" to the generation of wealth, but the judge concluded the man and woman had made "equal contributions to the welfare of the family".

(((equal contributions)))

>I'm left wing in most aspects apart from immigration
>Dane/German/jewboy appears to be right wing in most aspects apart from immigration

hmmmm

Go and fuck yourselves

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downloading the rising storm 2 beta

wasn't even on drugs and i had the weirdest thought yesterday where it genuinely felt equally likely that if i died i'd go back in time to freshman year of high school versus entering a state of non-being, as if there was no reason to believe it wouldn't happen that way

bit scary thinking back on it but i wasn't suicidal

*goes and fucks myself*

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anime

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>fucking Russians coming to my work and being loud obnoxious shits
>Lithuanian contract workers stare in anger

I hope to see them fight desu

>>74701942
Nothing wrong with legal immigration desu

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>>I'm left wing in most aspects apart from immigration

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>Ex-wife gets £453 million divorce payment.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39884315

JUST

>>74701937
ahhh getting married
breeders... you'll never learn... will ya?

I'm a proud redditor but I hate rick and morty and that side of reddit with a passion

>windows 10 (((creators update)))

what are the jews trying to installl onto my pc now

>>74702033
:3

>>74702048
Gay marriage is legal

Your kind can get fucked over just like the rest of us now

might stop drinking pints

>>74702037
not as good as the ones made by rorkes

alcohol is a gateway drug let's be honest

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>put on a bet for another goal to be scored
>it comes in
>bookies pays out
>goal is immediately disallowed
>bookies takes the money back

WHAT THE FUCK

>>74702071
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39856391

They somehow made it so virus emails can infect you even if you don't open them

>>74702042

>it's only American courts that are mental with the alimony!!!

>>74702059
>drugs I like should be legal but the ones I don't like are bad

>>74702048
one can only imagine how much brimmed headwear you own.

>>74701888
good sport
good edition

>>74702042
>spread vagina
>put on a ring
>go see a solicitor
>go home with your new house, new cars and new massive divorce settlement

being a woman is life on easy mode

>>74702069
No. Guns are a God-given right that should not be infringed.

I reach a certain level of drunk where all these dreamy and inspirational thoughts run through my head

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>tfw well liked and loathed in equal measure /brit/ poster with at least three well known gimmicks

>Tim is a severely mentally ill, paranoid, delusional schizophrenic who talks to his teddy bears
>Kev is a fat 30-year-old manlet with the IQ of the average 10-year-old
>both are huge Yankboos and are desperate to move to America

could it just be a coincidence?

*starts new hearts of iron iv game*

>>74701993
is it open beta

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>tfw close to getting nudes from this qt

I need drug laws to protect me from myself. If heroin was legalised, I would be out shooting up smack within an hour.

Nothing against benders but don't see why marriage is so important instead of a civil partnership

marriage means nothing anyway unless you're religious and I doubt many gay blokes are

poooOOOOOOOOoooooo

>>74702120
We've copied your example. Last year a judge refused to let a couple get divorced despite not living together for 7 years

>>74702036
Wrong.

>>74702120
all of those drugs are relatively safe apart from tobacco but you can't have MDMA without snouts

Special Brew is now £8.59 for 4x440ml cans wtf

back in the day the paki shop used to sell 4x500ml for £5

Need a hand here lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12943307
http://www.strawpoll.me/12943307
http://www.strawpoll.me/12943307

>>74702153
Play as Czechoslovakia

THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN

>>74702107
>bookies ever paying out that quick
didn't happen

>>74702187
Gnorw.

>>74702165
If it was up to me I'd discourage her from doing this

Your probably an asshole who will post them on 4chan when you unevitably fuck and leave her fuck you

>>74702169
It's not important. It was just an "official" attack on Christianity. It was a moment written in stone that essentially read "haha fuck you Jesus and fuck your followers we're in charge now". Nothing more, nothing less.

Business Idea: A global minimum wage

>>74702036
the krauts invited in 1.1 million of the fuckers in 12 months
how is that not wrong?

>>74702133
well then
>>74702166
Being legal doesn't mean you can get it from your local paki shop
And it's not like you'd struggle to get drugs right now. I'm not very druggy at all and I could get crack by tomorrow night if I wanted, but I don't.

>>74702150
the missing link...

>>74701942
>>I'm left wing in most aspects apart from immigration
Alri Hitler

>>74702150
most people want to move to america

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the squad

>>74702237
Business idea: abolition of the wages system

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>I'm thrilled that we were able to thrash out a deal. Look forward to doing business with you, sunshine!

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>>74702218
erm... so there's this angel right

>>74702242
I fear prison though. I it was legal I'd be smoking weed or shooting heroin right now.

>>74702188
MDMA is not relatively safe at all, I love it but it is pretty bad for you. It's more dangerous than coke and ket by some distance
>>74702206
The gaffer's taking the piss m8

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... Final contact sheet for today's filming of my pictures and videos 11 May 2017 ...

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>>74701993
can you get this cut again

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>>74702225
shut up you fucking ponce

>>74702291
don't know anyone that's been killed by mdma but i know at least one that died by ket

>>74702260
Hitler wasn't remotely left wing. Repressed trade unions, immediately banned socialists and communists, worked with American corporations like Ford, IBM and Rockefeller, defended private property, wanted women to stay at home, built his worldview on racial hierarchy, and so on.

>>74702238
It isn't
i don't think that it's good for the country, but you can't just send refugees back to their war torn country

>>74702260
May be a national socialist but most definitely not a neo nazi mong

>>74702326
It's not just deaths, it's just not a healthy drug
Anecdotes don't really mean anything here

Tims the kinda guy that waits until midnight for the adult channels to come on air so he can have a wank

Can't imagine him using pornhub

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When I construct the DIY fleshlight I put an elastic band to keep the glove in position. Yesterday as I started to come I thrusted so hard the elastic band popped off and onto my knob, enjoyable desu

>>74702383
excuse you but anecdotes are all that matter here. i expect a bloody apology for this post of yours.

>>74701993
>>74702305
respond turtlemong you ugly little wog runt

is sympathy pussy really a thing? do girls really throw themselves at you if you have cancer? I would have thought you'd just be gross and infected to them

listening to alison chains

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>>74702155
you have to preorder

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Edmund. A Butler's Tale. A huge, roller coaster of a novel in four hundred sizzling chapters. A searing indictment of domestic servitude in the eighteenth century, with some hot gypsies thrown in.

Did a messy poo
Bum hair coated in it

>>74702389
I reckon his first wank was to karen carpenter

>>74702436

Only if you're handsome

If you have a good face you can literally be a mass murderer and still have women queuing up outside your door

>>74702443
why are you wearing yoga pants

>>74702399
Use a inflatable latex glove you dope

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>tfw no Norland Nanny gf

>>74702443
what a fucking bellend you really are

>>74702439
GOOD band

song junkhead is an absolute banger

Should I buy creed aventus

>>74702443
absolute fucking twat

>>74702292
his obsession with karen carpenter is unnerving

Cigarettes finished, now to wait 30 minutes before I can have another

I hate my life, smoking is the only thing i even remotely enjoy anyone

should I buy a vibrator

>>74702356
fuck 'em
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/29-people-in-court-over-170-charges-of-sexual-exploitation-of-18-children-6571793/

>>74702563
yes

they're cropped suit pants

what kind of person posts his own face in a general on a anonymous image board

i hope it comes back to haunt you shitbitch, fucking bitch,

>>74702539
sort know how you feel, but i also enjoy getting pissed

need to find a job before i can't afford ciggies anymore

>>74702577
>The allegations are non-recent sexual offences, dating back to between 2004 and 2011

ah yes

>>74702539

take benzos

My laptop has been stuck doing an update for an hour
Hmm

>>74702439
listening to yeezy

been doing an update for an hour

>>74702443
love you

nice skinny legs aus cunt hahahahahaha

love pints
love wanking
love porn
love anal POV
love JAV
love AMWF

>>74702563
yes

fucking love corbyn

Word on the street is that there's footy on today

Can you lads confirm?

love pints
love ciggies
love coke
love wanking
love shagging a tight clam
never done the above

gTime Johnny > Tim desu
Yanks even have better crazy people than us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su5WlYohgRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzfW6IzFe54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2weX1nsnizo

>>74702734
nobody relevant

some girl from my high school had her nudes found on 4chan

>>74702757
foy

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economic left
social right

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>love shagging a tight clam

could you use vaginal yeast to bake bread?

>>74702698
jog on jappy

>>74702698
>love JAV
>love AMWF
Ping pong ching

>just downloaded rising storm 2 vietnam beta
>join a random game
>it ain't me starts playing

My intellectual capacity is a desert, whilst yours is but a grain of sand.

If you vote tory you are a literal psychopath

>>74702841
good tune tho tbf

>>74702847
both empty m8

>>74702827
yeah and some feminist has done it

blended up some strawberries, cherry tomatoes, and orange juice

bagel with cream cheese

banana bread with honey on top

raw banana

water

ngl i eat very well and treat my body like a temple

>>74702835

it just has better production values tbqh

the choon is actually fortunate son

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>>74702231

>>74702880
space this post out a bit more please, reddit, it's a little hard to read

>>74702877
eww

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>>74702847
neither are particularly useful

>>74702900
>using punctuation

fucking reddit fuck off

>>74702933
>leaf on the flag
hi readit

Voted Labour in 2010, UKIP in 2015, and Lib Dem in 2017

>>74703001
cognitive dissonance

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Drinks with the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InhCtNbm-4k

TUNE
U
N
E

>>74703001
>Lib Dem in 2017
so you're just going to throw away your vote?

>>74703024

That implies I hold the views at the same time not years apart

Voted Labour in 2010, 2015, will not be voting in 2017

theres literally nothing wrong with just wanking and cumming all in your pants, its just natural fluid. imagine how many trees we would save if men stopped needlessly using paper

>>74703026

one of the ATK videos she even says "cum inside me, get me pregnant"

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>>74703026
alri cucklad

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>>74703075
>he doesn't have a cum rag

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>>74703082
Link

corbz tried to kill someone in his car

>>74703030
Tonight as you drift off to sleep, as you ponder the days events and contemplate tomorrow's I hope you will look back on this moment and learn from it. More specifically, learn from what I'm about to tell you:
No matter how interesting you may believe a video to be or how good a song, I can guarantee you I shan't be listening to one single solitary second of it. You can post one link or you can post twenty, the result is the same: an unwatched video.

>>74703121
I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys

Voted SDP in 1930, nazi twice in 1932, and nazi in 1933

>>74702656
this is NOT good advice tbqh

>>74703113

on pornhub titled "Pumping Elsa Jean with a big ass creampie"

business idea: reform the UK into a swiss-style confederal system

>>74703140
fucking reddity post here

>>74703112
i do lad but yer mum's a busy lass

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One more day at work then a week off and Edinburgh

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Need a twin peaks gf

what other websites do you lot go on?

every day i open /brit/, check the news, youtube, liveleak then i just stay on the one tab

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>>74703140

>>74703224
Reddit

>>74703224
dailymail.co.uk/football

>>74703224
youtube, lainchan

>>74703224
meatspin.com

>>74703224
Porn sites, YouTube, twitter and reddit for porn

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Lads how do you fix asymmetrical eyes without surgery?
Really fucks up my pics

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>dailymail.co.uk/football

>>74703224
facebook
4chan
bing.com
dailymail

a lot but those are my 4 most frequent I guess

Weird how the only people that want public healthcare are the people that can't afford private healthcare

>>74703283
send them and i'll shop them for you lad

day of the rope is fast approaching for you cucks

also putting the gays and the leftys on notice

your days are numbered

>>74703224
I don't, only use the internet for 4chan nowadays

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I be in brum with bare London swag
but I told saf I want a gyal from brum

>>74703224
Every day is the same
Chrome >YouTube (all my subscriptions are on a schedule that I follow, normally expect 8-10 new videos overnight ranging from 15-20 minutes) > Twitch to catch up on overnight streams > 'chan

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>he thinks having white genes in 2003+14 is acceptable and nothing to be ashamed of

>>74703314
>even digit post number

fuck off reddit

>>74703224
absolute (You) bait

get fucked sir

>>74703224
Youtube
Spankbang
4chan
Basically it tbf

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39871550

>>74703333
bougnoule

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>Come home
>Enter bedroom
>See this

What do?

taking ALL of my willpower not to go buy cold bevvies ngl

>>74703401
tell the disgusting coalburner to fuck off out my house.

then i suppose i'd have to wash the bedsheets

>>74703273
>lainchan
been dead for years mate

4chan
breitbart
mless
anon ib
youtube (for music)

that's quite literally it

>>74703401
180 and moonwalk out

>>74703442
nah it's still about

>>74703401
Sorry fella, not into blokes

>>74703401
Would rather be the one tied up 2bh
Want her to crush my bollocks between her molars and swallow the gory remnants of what had once been my manhood

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>breitbart
>mless

browsing the ol' niggerchan

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>listen to BBC Three Counties Radio on my way home from work
>discussion on whether or not we should limit immigration
>the host and each of the four panellists say we shouldn't

ah yes v. stimulating discussion

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>tfw jaw/cheeks are too wide
>tfw have to take selfies from an angle to look good

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The bollocks

>listening to car radio
Alri grandad, you got the wireless working yet?
>>74703561
Corr

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just want to be 14 again and go skating all day with my mates

got 75 quid to last me til the 25th
should i get a takeout?

>>74703515
wew

never been in love lads

>tfw strong jawline, high cheekbones & sunken cheeks making me look like a skellington

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>>74703401
call the police

>>74703596
>takeout
fuck off yank

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>2 ciggies left

>>74703596
id take you out if i ever saw you in the street sunshine

>>74703401
use that rope to make a noose and string her up from the nearest lamppost

Anyone that does drugs is utterly pathetic. If you need chemicals in order to have a good time then you are seriously a shit human being.

Drug addicts and alcoholics are even worse. If it was down to me, i'd have them all shot!

Prison for strikers
Bring back the cat
Kick out the niggers
How about that?

>>74703682
Sorry mr normie

Just spat in my mum's face, headbutted her and shouted get fucked you fat cunt
ran out the front door now I'm by tesco and don't know what to do

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>>74703666
Best keep those lips firmly together if you don't want to lose the lower one entirely sunshine

>>74703682
just popped an ibuprofen

awww shit alice march has done ATK scenes

hopefully ill go to some terminally ill meet at a village hall and bump into some bald headed cutie with top tier pussy game and die a happy man

>>74703682
hello norman von normalson

>>74703682
god bless

>>74703747
>she even has a black dog
state of this coalnigger

>>74703682
I can tell you've never had a gurner

first time I did one was genuinely the best night of my life, just stood dancing in one spot in a grotty Berlin techno dungeon

>>74703747
Very cute smile 2bh

>>74703682
if you spend time on 4chan, you're undoubtedly a shit human being too

might have a wank

>>74703711
careful lad

did the same to her and nine months later you popped out

on a 14 day 500xp streak on duolingo lads

>>74703789
you just know

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>why yes, I do do drugs

>>74703799
Because you're a degenerate. You should try to find Jesus, you are not too far gone yet! Help yourself!

>>74703224
'dit
'tube

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

>>74703799
>just stood dancing in one spot in a grotty Berlin techno dungeon
wow mate you're cool! do yuo write for vice??

>>74703863
I met jesus when I did acid mate

>>74703898

GOOD LAD

gurning gives you a strong jawline
straight edge virgins btfo

Need a "jesus will judge you" hoodie

Just had an amazing wank. Orgasm just built and built and built until I came really hard. Shot cum all over myself but I don't even mind. Feel all warm and fuzzy now.

Wish I knew how to do that every time but I probably won't have another one like it for a while.

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>>74703898
Based

>>74703898
no you didn't

>>74703898
You could improve the lives of others dramatically by killing yourself too

>>74703936
bit gay lad

>>74703829
nothin personell kiddo

>>74703898
considering doing this as this runtoid that won't leave me alone is a drug dealer.
World would be significanty improved if he got arrested i reckon

>>74703959
Make a fucking Tim 'dora

>>74703960
t. degenerate druggy

>>74703960
kys druggie cuck

>>74703999
Never done drugs in my entire life

>>74703959
Need one with Vinay's head on the bull

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>>just stood dancing in one spot in a grotty Berlin techno dungeon
>wow mate you're cool! do yuo write for vice??

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>>74703967
haha look a right mongy twat now

forgot the attached image

>>74704014
denial is one of the biggest problems drug users face

once you get over this you're on the right track mate

>>74703928
so does chewing mastiha gum and cutting salt out of your diet
which do you reckon is healthier

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discuss

when a girl sends you photos of herself wearing clothes that reveal the top of her chest, shoulders and collar etc. does that mean shes into you?

wish i wasnt autistic.

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Wife's off to the pub again for the night with her friends, going to spend some time with the so-called son.

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>Make a fucking Tim 'dora

>>74704061
if a girl sends you pictures of herself that she's taken specifically for you then she's into you

>>74704052
dont care

>>74704061
Post it and we'll tell you

>>74704052
definitely care

billing up a badboy

>>74704052
*claps lips*

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What did you think of him as PM, /brit/?

>>74704130
Literally who

>>74704090
oh thats good news. might have to ramp up the messages to be more flirty then.
thanks.

>>74704104
soz but no

>>74704065
been there before with the missus, and fuck me if she don't half spend a long time in the bogs

must be boiling in there too because she always come back sweating her tits off

>>74704130

2nd best PM we've ever had after Blair

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>>74704026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w0KvVO5HsP

Going to cave tims skull in as he sleeps

>>74703457
on motherless you can do type view-source: at the front of the video url and ctrl+f mp4 or mov or whatever and find the video url to download. p comfy

if a messy brexit ends up in economic collapse, who stands to gain the most and has the highest chance of making political gains?

>the far right
>the far left
>anarchists
>religious extremists
>military coup

>>74704130
>le sell our gold at record lows man

ah yes

>>74704052
sharting to this image
silly brit lingo btfo
people want to learn american english like they've heard in movies and music, not cuck english

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Just painted this lads, whadd'ya think?

Not enjoying this nose dripping like a leaky tap gimmick desu lads

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Going to Amsterdam tomorrow

>>74704252
fucking turbo normie

>>74704230
cut your nails matt

caralad loves his cara
toastwanker loves his toast
everyone loves a good ol' gimmick
every gimmick except my low case post

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>>74704173
>>>/surrey/

state of you, absolute drip

>>74704205
hopefully number 5

>>74704234
*violently licks the end of your nose with my long, rough tongue*

can't let it go to waste!!!!

>>74704252

Bring us back a gf will you?

There's a good lad.

>>74704252
cringe

>>74704205
everyone is likely to lose out, the rich will probably still get richer but not as much as they would if the economy didn't collapse

economic collapse is highly unlikely though

>>74704252
nice. keep meaning to go back there.
going to berlin in july. should b gud.

>>74704252
Been. It's not great. The best thing about it is just sitting near the rivers towards the end of the day and talking to your mates/strangers.

>>74704223
*pronounces 'herb' like i'm speaking french*
ah yes, very impressive

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>>74704173
>he has the virgin voice

>>74704252
like it when my hair falls like this

>>74704284
>>74704340
lads i was taking the piss of the person who posted that you mongos
i dont actually speak like that

wish i grew up on a council estate in newcastle

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>>74704052
discuss

>>74704339
criticize it all you want, people want to learn american english still.

>>74704205
the european radical centrists

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>>74704373
>I-I was only pretending

walk on pal

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>>74704380
haha well memed friend ;)

>>74704426
the state of that virgin walk

doubt I've seen a worse one, even in the mirror

>>74704426
do you think the picture i posted is a picture of me too?

>>74704412

Actually since Hollywood and all that cultural domination shite, people want to learn British English and think its all sophisticated, exotic, and educated sounding.

No-one ever saw a Yank from New York and went "omg that accent is crazy he's a dreamboat!" cos everyone and their fucking goat has seen Friends and American accents are common and boring to them

>>74704512
>Actually since Hollywood and all that cultural domination shite,
the super majority of foreigners want to learn to speak american english, right
>people want to learn British English and think its all sophisticated, exotic, and educated sounding.
i'm sure a small portion do

Looooooooooooooove boooooooooooooat
soon we'll be making another runnnn
the looooooveeee boaaatttt

>>74704496
fucking hell mate are you still rattling on?

you've fully exposed yourself as a billy no-mates virgin who's never been away with the lads

would wager you've never even been out to a nightclub aha

piss off you sad little scrotum

approx. how many ''''regular'''' posters does /brit/ have?

can officially tell you all about Roman armour now

>>74704512
second this desu

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Pic related just got delivered lads, it's quite peng.

Previously just used an evian bottle for a few days at a time lmao

sometimes if I think too hard I forget that I'm a superstar x

business idea:: save all my money and only buy a house when the market crashes like detroit

>>74704496
SHUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP

no one wants to hear your whiny virgin voice so fuck off you virgin bellend

>>74704613
ah, so you turned gay?

>>74704587
seems like you're quite angry
it's alright mate, tarquin got some more eccys in, he got them off some guy he knows and apparently they're really good cos they're 50 pound per pill

>>74704593
around 50

Got myself a G&T, might pop a valium and drift off into a deep slumber until 7am tbqh

>>74704593
I would say about more than 1000 but way less than 5000

>>74704634
amer needs to be mirrored so it looks like he is peeking out from the hand

no se puede traer amigos

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>>74704630
lad i'll tear you in two you hideous little goblin

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>>74704634
more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0ViFSwdXI&t=300s

>>74704644
ahahaha you've got your stereotypes all mixed up Surrey boy, we don't say eccies round here

you tried your best though and that's all we could hope for given the circumstances

>>74704613
I know a girl that has one of these too

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>>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

>felt good improving the lives of others

>>74704725

>>74704656
wrong, it's more than you think

>>74704696
lmao, skinny-fat DYEL been lifting for 2 months.

>>74704707
me too, mad.

>>74704692
>>74704692
this, get on it

>>74704696
>the anti drug lad is the same as the fat, melting candle bodied lad

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

eating afghan food
opinions?

Don't make me heemeth thou, knave!