>So anon, how many girlfriends have you had?

SHOW ME YOUR COCK

>>74700062
I've got 1 including you, LOL

>>74700062
I guess like 3 or 4. Two of them were at the same time. It's not that good but I'm just 23 yo :/

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3, but those days are long gone

>>74700062
0

Because autism :(

0
>>74700114
nice

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>tfw never had a gf but plenty of hookups and fwbs

I just want to be loved, not used.

>>74700062
I've been saving myself
for you ;)

0

I think fully because of being ugly.

>>74700246
Make fake dating profiles with average looking guys - good looking guys. I guarantee the reactions will be different. You are probably fine but girls react differently because you are "creepy" leading you to believe you have autism.

>>74700062
7 2 V I R G I N S
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>>74700062
2

>>74700937
cant argue with that.

>>74700062
2
anyway who's that girl? i think i'm in love

>>74700062
one, we're still together

0 because general shyness turned to anxiety and avoidance and now no experience with any of it which just means more anxiety

or maybe ugly and weird, also short.

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>hugless virgin

Fuck my life

I really really hate this thread

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>>74700062
0

r u me

7 but i took none of them to show my family.

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>>74700062
Not telling you, you would be jealous ;)

>>74701027
>one, we're still together. ERROR!
<EXPECTED ADDENDUM>
with a BBC as an alternative.

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2. Never again.

I never fuck with girl

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1

>be me, 15
>classmate is really into me (I used to skate, that was her thing)
>she ask's me out
>say yes
>never been on a date before, don't know what to do
>manage to do well, we start dating
>she says she wants to go all the way, I panic
>the only thing I end up dropping on her was my own spaghetti
>she brakes up with me after one month
>tells all my friends about my beta-ness
>they stop talking to me
>been alone ever since

That wat 10 years ago, at least I'm not kissless

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1 and it was when I was 13... But as time passed by I became more and more sexually interested in men and now im attracted to both genders. Wouldnt mind ripping some hot guy's asshole apart.

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>>74700062
>did a reverse image search
>found out she's an escort in my country
>have her phone number
Fug

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>>74700062
W-why so many I-I lost count after a couple of dozens, h-he he

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go too sleep !

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3, but I don't have the energy anymore to sustain relationships. Worst thing is that I've been getting the >tfw no gf recently

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>>74704665

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0

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>>74701803
well played

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1

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>>74700062
You tell me.

>>74700062
2

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>>74700246
>tfw a female has never approached me unironically for anything outside of school or work
Am I that ugly?

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I fucking hate these threads t b h lads

nein
I don't even know how to talk to a girl

>>74713132
have any strangers ever approached you at all though

>>74714422
Btw I have a bigger sister but we aren't that close

1 master race reporting in

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>>74700062
1

Years have passed and i still miss her

>>74714826
https://youtu.be/RBumgq5yVrA

>>74714422
>>74714575
same here, mario

>>74714565
Nope, never. As such I don't even know how to initiate with a girl.

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>>74714904
A bit gay
But thank you for the beautiful song anon

>>74714953
:(
How much are you close to her? Me and my sister are friends just because we're brother and sister otherwise we would never talk

>>74700062
One.
>>74714826
same

>>74700062
6 long terms.

1 in highschool
then she got to America and tasted another dude's cock

>>74715448
What a sad story.
Was the guy white?

>>74715296
I think she totally fucked my mind up and i will never be happy with another girl.
Do you feel the same?

>>74715565
the dude was vietnamese fortunately. Although that still fucked me up in the following uni years

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>>74700062
5, each one I've tried to have serious long lasting relationships, each one I would've stayed with forever, each one left when they spent enough time with me to realize I have a lot of personal baggage that I will never be able to get rid of. Hard to get one now that the crippling despair in my soul has seeped its way into my face and eyes.
Oh well haha plenty more fish in the sea though amirite haha

>>74719559
Let me guess: you stood with them for about 8 months to a year.

>>74700062
3

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>>74700062
2

when i was young ahahahahaa

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>>74719559
>>74720595
>>74720629
None of you belong on /r9- oh fuck.

>>74705517
Give me please

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>>74700062
Had 1

It literally lasted like 2 weeks

It was bad enough to make me realize I cannot love anyone, I've already dated other women but I just can't stand anyone beyond a one night stand

Of course, I'm also socially retarded but that'd definitely not the only thing wrong with me.

None.

>tfw still no tranny gf

>>74700062
Anyone know anymore about this girl? All I know is she's a local here. Can't find anymore on her.

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>>74725005

-1

>>74700062
2 which i have showed to my famiglia.

None lol

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>>74712830
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE PICTURES COMING FROM? ALL I COULD FUCKING FIND IS THIS SHITTY AD FOR AN ESCORT THAT'S POSTED 7 YEARS AGO WITH A DEAD PHONE NUMBER.

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That literally happened to me this weekend when I went out with a nigress (second date of my life)

>your ex's blablabla
>never had a gf
>what...? (brain fart) but, you're 23, right?
>yeah
>so how? what?
>yeah I never wanted it, just preferred to be casual (kek)

3 gfs that I've taken home to meet mom, two of them long term and I almost proposed to the last one.

Had tons of little flings and hook-ups in my high school years and had a few "girlfriends" in elementary school too.

>>74726081
Do you just bring them into the sauna, nude, for inspection by the parental unit?

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>>74726278

>>74700062
0. I'm 25 and I only have sex with hookers because most women want talk to me.

>>74726442
How expensive are high end prostitutes in Australia? In Burger land it's at least $500 an hour.

>>74726411
That's not her. The facial structure is different.

>>74726453
Private escorts can be anywhere between 400 to 4000 dollars

I just go to brothels, they're usually 300-400 for an hour

>>74726523
The hell does $4000 get you with a hooker? Does she introduce herself to your parents as your girlfriend?

>>74726664
She is on a certain diet before you meet so her feces will have your favorite flavor.

Something like this.

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>>74726735
I didn't even have to look at the flag to know who wrote this.

test

Four and one of them was Japanese.

>>74700062
2

now gib name of this semen demon

1, and she wasn't very attractive.

>>74726829
the proxy worked!

>>74700062
Does one night stands count? If not then around 15. 3 serious relationships.

>>74700062
Like, 15?

But two that truly count.

>>74714422
are you really italian?

>>74700062
proper girlfriends: 3, including the girl I'm with now
hookups and girls I've kept on banging for more than a week: 5

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>>74728267
>>74728251
>>74728798
Fucking normies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

d-do internet gfs count

>>74700062
I've got 1 including you, LOL :3

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Daily reminder that every virgin boy deserves to be raped and get taken care of by the girl that loves him

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>>74700062
>0

I feel good.

>>74700062

>3

>wondering how anyone could possibly score any less than me and then look in this thread

>relief.jpg