/brit/

greggs?

ooo aaah

Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?

why do poortherners like greggs so much anyway? i know they have to eat pastry and gravy or they'll die but other sources are available.

braaap

um yes want to fuck a girl tonight but its not to be so getting down in funky town tomorrow asteaddle

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karen

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How is the BRAP game in Britain?

>>74694599
who

>>74694595
>why do poortherners like greggs so much anyway?
because most people here are very dumb and have terrible diets
also they can't cook so that doesn't help

Watching mahaabhaarat beginning

I read every single british post in Nigel's voice.

>>74694621
Dunno mate

>>74694595
t. southerner unable to fathom eating anything not covered in waitrose hummus

spotty mate you in here been trying to get hold of you for hours
me missus is getting on me about the lawn, really need the mower back now mate its getting beyond a joke

The only reasons to vote labour are selfish ones. Corbyns policies might benefit you pakis and povvos in the short term, but ultimately, when the economy is in tatters, you'll get nothing. Of course I am speaking hypothetically, since labour will never ever get in and Corbyn has literally decimated any sway they once had.

>>74694613
Vile post in need of a deletion

>>74694595
becuase it's yum yum for my tum tum

>>74694673
tories are just as selfish

the european union is corrupt to tha cah they here to take away our sovereignteh ar nationaiteh ah free speech and ah identiteh iehts genahcide of the brehtesh people

bad boys bad boy
whatchu gonna do when they come for you

what's the christian equivalent of the kaaba or the wailing wall?

cucky

>>74694672

what did you get your mum for mothers day?

Anyone remember the El cuckio meme?

>>74694728
i remember cuckio

>>74694733
she's got me what else does she need the greedy cunt

Why is Southern banter so fucking appalling?

if labour get into power britain will enter a thousand year recession

>>74694749
A good firm drilling up the arse tbH

why do aussies say "no worries mate" so much

The economy wouldn't be in tatters if Corbyn got in, it just wouldn't do particularly well

>>74694740
no you dont

>>74694739
>>74694740
w e w

>>74694754
that's not true

>>74694751
most of them are poofters and therefore lefties

Anyone remember me (King)?

best tory policy
what you reckon lads?

labour-snp-plaid cymru surge
mark my words
>>74694772
yeah nah no worries mate she'll be fine, don't need you to go rooting around in places you shouldn't be

>>74694689
It's not labour that's selfish, it's the people that vote for them. Tories are selfish in contrast because they want to keep the country running at optimum levels post brexit, how else will they stay in power? This is not a time for radical social economic reform, there's too much uncertainty and instability right now. I'm actually glad Corbyn is heading labour, it's absolutely destroyed any chance they had of getting leadership. Hopefully he steps down after the elections, though, the tories need competition.

>>74694778
OOOOH YEEEES IIII DOOOO

>>74694793
kill the poor

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Is Political Pepe still hanging about? Given an election is coming up I was wondering if you ever got a job with an MP.

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*heems you again*

>>74694754
when labour fuck up it's hard and fast meaning everyone notices and they or their political rivals fix it.

when tories fuck up it's slow and under the radar because they spin and cover it up leading to years of poverty without end until can get elected again

>>74694815
*eats you*

>>74694793
10 pound christmas bonus for the poor

ah ah ah, forgot to say the magic word

>>74694802
>Tories are selfish in contrast because they want to keep the country running at optimum levels post brexit, how else will they stay in power?
hmm

>>74694815
This erroneous vile cretinous little feline wouldn't dare stand a percentile of a chance against my steel toe stompers

voted lib-dem in 2010

voted UKIP in 2015

will be voting conservative in 2017

Labour wouldn't plunge Britain into chaos, but I wouldn't care if they did

Death to the bourgeois state

hows it foing

>>74694837
isn't this nsfw

>>74694802
>Tories will bring economic and polutical stabilty
>Whilst cutting back on funding for vital services and cutting tax for the very rich
>While Theresa May can't deliver anything that isn't a meaningless slogan

Shant be voting conservative.

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the proto gf and her pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1l1XGiXgo0
riveting bit of political satire lads

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going to marry asmr darling x

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>>74694606

>>74694845
>not shitting in the ballot box

>>74694652
can just see the pie crumbs and gravy spatters hitting your dirty cracked screen as you howl in confusion at the concept of someone not living on greggs

>>74694837
FOY

>>74694837
antisemetic

>>74694837
anti-semitic hate speech

delet this

>>74694856
Have you seen that she's been hacked?

>>74694845
literally me

>>74694793
Cutting corporation tax

>>74694858
faggot

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees

ahh yes

labour would leave us vulnerable and without an adequate army

>>74694875
yea

cannae find the nudes though

>>74694837
rasheed
this general is for the chosen people

Voted labour in 2010

Voted SNP in 2015

Will be voting Lib dem in 2017

>>74694848
shitting as i write this
u

>>74694845
>Voting for the most pro-european party in the country one election
>Voting for the most anti-european party the next

Why?

>>74694886
haven't we already got the lowest rate among advanced countries?

>>74694852
State of those slanty eyes

>>74694845
you're getting progressively more of a runt as time goes on

>>74694922
i grew up

>>74694926
what are you on about

>>74694904
There was a 4chan link in the Youtube comments about an hour ago

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>when you're sitting down to take a piss and your cock touches the bowl

>>74694932
this desu

>>74694921
A lady should be more courteous! Cease this upset of the natural order at once you swine

>>74694921
well?

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>>74694903
why would russia invade the uk

>>74694925
No
Many countries have lower

>>74694947
never had that problem

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going to marry threemilk T

>>74694793
killing the mentally ill

>>74694947
mine dips in the water

>>74694916
What made you decide to stop voting SNP, and why lib dem? I noticed a lot of Scottish people don't like the SNP any more, it's taken you all long enough to realise how full of shit they are

>>74694947
never in my entire life has this happened. my penis cannot touch the bowl even if I tried

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>i grew up

>>74694947
enjoy your chlamydia x

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>>74694947
>when you're sitting down to take a shit and the water splashes back up your still-gaping arsehole

>>74694595
>>74694547
>greggs
>northern
lmao southerners will literally never know the joys of coopland's

Papers saying Labour will take us back to 70s. Well 2010s are going to be worst decade for wages in UK since the 80s - the 1780s.

>>74694945
the video is still up

she must not be awake yet

>>74694972
russia would defend us if we went to war with the EU

>>74694985
Alright now you're just being silly

>when you're sitting down to take a piss and your cock touches the floor

English vote Tory for the same brand of delusion as Scots vote SNP . For all they hate each other, they will never see that their thinking is the same for each perspective.

>>74694944
She's a fat UGLY slanty eyed cunt

Even the lowest twenty percent of white girls are better looking than the top twenty percent of chinks

It's a fucking miracle if one of these bints are attractive and it's usually all plastic surgery, they also have the body of a 10 year old fucking boy!!

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>>74694996
>When the cleaners just been in and the bleach stings your anus

Lots of people will willfully ignore that UK had higher rate of corporation tax under Thatcher than what Labour proposing.

Lads I don't know what's wrong with me. Every time I speak to someone who has a distinct accent I subconsciously try to adapt and mirror it.

>>74694978
what good, large countries have a lower tax rate?

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mummy found the cum curtains

>>74695013
probably

i can't imagine any other country invading the UK

armies don't appear out of thin air. if a country like turkey planned on invading the UK i reckon you lads would have enough time to adequately defend you'reselves

>>74695030
delete this mate
she's cute

>>74695024
I don't want to vote tory there is just no other viable option right now that isn't a wasted vote

>>74694996
hate this feel
drop a big turd, then plop, water splashes up

>>74694970
or so i thought
sphinctal system not playing nice - may return abed unfulfilled

>>74694969
already done a particularly warm slimer today, this was meant to be round 2

Mammy just blew on the cum conch! Cum everywhere!!!

need to get a little bit fit so I can shave all my hair off

>go to piss in the urinal at work
>the self-cleaning water thing spurts out as soon as i get my cock out and start pissing

>>74695074
>voting for the winning party to make sure your vote matters
what the... what?

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>>74694899

>>74695062
it's not invading but EU/Germany could try to take some military action against us to force us back into the EU if they spotted weakness

>>74694996
>>74695078
>not laying down a splashback safety layer of paper
savages

>>74695074
That's exactly how SNP got 56/59

>>74695054
Ireland, Slovenia, Singapore and Switzerland

>>74695084
dont do it turtle or you really will look like a turtle

>>74695041
omg m8 I better vote labour now

>>74695081
Yeah your fucking disgusting you vile cunt, even the greasiest of fucking weirdos here don't refer to their shite as a "warm slimer"

You need to fuck off, you're repulsive and honestly not welcome here

>>74695090
It's more a vote against labour and lib-dem because they are both shitshows

>>74694862
can hear the clattering on your mac keyboard as jamal pounds your arse while you angrily chat shit about northerners on 4chan, stopping halfway through your post and changing tabs to to quickly donate weekly wage to brave PoC trans genderqueer twitter feminists on Patreon

>>74695074
This makes no sense

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>yanks

>>74695103
*surreptitiously sails a carrier fleet into the english channel*

alri then, time to save the world from ze germanz once again

>>74695041
so what? that's not remotely relevant is it. they want to increase it, right now that is not a good idea. it's that simple. it'll be massively detrimental, and give corporations even less incentive to have operations remain here post brexit.

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>>74694996

>When all the diarrhoea medicine you've been rationing on holiday has been giving you hard poops that tear your arse to shreds and you decide to go paddling in the ocean

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wonder if anyone will be murdered in this election

>>74695122
>small tax haven
>small shit tax haven
>tiny entrepot tax haven
>small tax haven that actively undermines other governments ability to collect their own taxes
hmm yeah nah

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'he 'f

>>74695084
I think you'd rock that look my friend!

>>74695081
u

>>74695122
>any of those
>large
>half of them
>good

>>74695133
did wait for a good minute thinking of a particularly grotty turn of phrase to turn your stomach i just call em poos normally

>>74695128
I've done it before when I looked fitter
looked good

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>>74695086

>>74695154
this is canada

Increasing corporation tax is never a good idea

just shagged my gf

came on her face x

May join Tinder desu.

>>74695160
if corporations try to leave they should be nationalised, have all their assets seized and higher ups imprisoned

>>74695195
reminder the yanks have the third highest rate of corporation tax in the world

we need to tax anybody earning over 1billion a year 75%

>>74695191
Vacant state of a madlad

>>74695074
a vote for the SNP is a vote for the tories you mong

>>74695172
>>74695183
How is the fact that other countries with lower corporate taxes are a bit smaller an argument?

>>74694947
humblebrag

all corporations should be liquidated and their executives liquefied

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>Increasing corporation tax is never a good idea

>raise corporation taxes
>corporations fire millions of workers
brilliant

>>74695219
There should be a maximum income, frankly
Or at least a wage ratio of around 10:1

all dogs should be loved and their bellies tickled

>>74695230
I think ur vag should be liqued;)))

we need to put more tax on alcohol

we need the minimum price for a pint to be over £10

>>74695224
>what good, large countries

>>74695222
Hello 2014. I think you've missed the fact that Labour are the 3rd largest party in Scotland now

when I was in yankistan every time I went to do a poo my willy would dip in the water
why don't they just use normal toilets?

>>74695252
*looks over at the queue of dogs*
*your mum is first in line*

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SHe will not divide us

>>74695244
>yank is cucked by his corporate overlords
colour me surprised

>there are people ITT who will vote for a party that wants to spy on them and let their fucking fire brigade have access to the data
literal cuckolds

getting my daily dose of louder with crowder lads

>>74695254
think ur stones should be sautéed

>>74695266
It's to prevent backsplash from their uncontrollable diahhrea, they find it easier to submerge their arse in water and then release their bowels

replace the bankers with more bankers

tax the tax havens and see how quickly things change

>>74695244
that doesn't happen. productivity is affected by the number of the workforce more than the level of tax

you're literally a cuckold for globalist scare tactics if you think this

>>74695284
you mean labour?

talladega nights is the greatest film ever made

>>74695281
yeh we should force corporations to keep all their workers and operate at a loss. genius

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>>74695284
How does it feel to be totally powerless over the fact that the Conservatives are going to be in office for the next 10 years at least?

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ah yes, yanks
*jots some notes down*
very fascinating

>>74695283
what does another person's tongue taste like

>>74695332
mmm yeesss thats a very good goy ooooo oh yes hmmmm go deeper

>>74695308
plopped out a shy glob of guano after all

>>74695292
I really doubt that

>>74695329
It's fuckin shite its tailored for brain dead yanks

business idea: recolonise newfoundland and call it 'new south greenland'

>>74695316
I never said it affected productivity. are you retarded?

>>74695332
oh no not those poor corporations !!!

>>74695344
I've only had sex once but kissed her a few times and I couldn't taste anything

>>74695344
jewish semen

>>74695344
Wet bag of sand

>>74695321
>labour drafted and attempted to implement the snoopers charter
ummm no sweetie
labour, tom watson in particular, took it to the echr to get overturned

enjoy being an actual cuckold who willingly let's mummy may infringe on his privacy

>>74695356
>irish intellectuals

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>>74695339
>you will never own a Razor FlashRider 360

>>74695329
wrong

the best film ever made is Die Hard 1

I always make sure to vote Conservative me, don't want taxes on the rich getting too out of hand in case I win the lotto and can quit working at the post office

>>74695345
>>74695367
would rather not have shortages of essential goods if possible tbqhwy

Feel like I need to pee all day but can only get a few drops out each time. Is my prostate fucked?

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what should i do with it lads
right now i'm neet

>Charge big business more tax
>Make big business give people more hours
>Make big business pay higher wages
>Have big business create more jobs

Ah, yes. Labour strengthening the economy. With magic.

>>74695392
Shut up or I'll deck u insufferable fuckin worm

>>74695362
My point doesn't require that you did say that

>>74695416
buy some small irrelevant island
like ireland or something

>>74695335
>10 years
doubt it

they'll lose the election after this one

>>74695421
actually if you increase the minimum wage you get more in tax revenue from the individual

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Hmm

>>74695421
wow it's almost as if private enterprise and public regulation works together to make sure there's a balance between a functioning economy and provision for peoples needs

>>74695434
*ruins your potato crops*
nothin personel

>>74695416
giz us a tenner lad

>>74695389
they setup the surveilance state under blair

>>74695416
Send a few bob my way

I'm struggling to afford fags and drink

>>74695455
Quintessentially Celtic on the left

So Ireland is in the EU single market, has a lower corporation tax rate than us, has a more flexible labour market than us, yet Labour's plan is to attract business to the UK by increasing corporation tax and business red tape?

Ok
Seems smart

>>74694793
gas the taigs

business idea: new centrist party in the uk that encompasses ideas of nationalism and classical liberalism but also some elements of socialist democracy stuff

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can feel and see i'm burning fat + gaining muscle

>>74695421
i-i-it'll work, and production will be able to meet demand no problem!!!
>>74695442
*throws an economics textbook at your head*
they cannot hire as many workers if they are being taxed to shit

how's it foing

>>74695446
maybe
>>74695473
>>74695476
fuck off

>>74695416
Send us some dosh, I'm on 35k and cant make ends meet

want to play PUBG but got no friends and it seems like it'd be shit alone
c'est la vie

this is all seems like a short, bad dream. how do you stay empathetic in such a scenario lads? how do you treat humans like human beings when nothing seems real anymore and just like one, big fat hilarious joke you're at the centre of. how do you not harbour some kind of resentment for everyone you meet? are they not playing a part in this shit show? it seems like they must be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UivZrL2znh0
sometimes wish I was bent so could I have a banterous relationship with a lad
love chebs and fannies too much

>>74695475
snoopers charter was literally the most invasive measure the western world had seen m8
made the nsa look liberal

and it's a good job blair isn't around anymore then innit

>>74695514
delete this before she sees

>>74695526
fuck off

>>74695507
raising income tax doesn't mean raising it excessively

businesses don't stop just because tax is raised periodically

IMPORTANT strawpoll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12942100

http://www.strawpoll.me/12942100

http://www.strawpoll.me/12942100

>>74695533
bought it today
might refund tbqh

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>
this is all seems like a short, bad dream. how do you stay empathetic in such a scenario lads? how do you treat humans like human beings when nothing seems real anymore and just like one, big fat hilarious joke you're at the centre of. how do you not harbour some kind of resentment for everyone you meet? are they not playing a part in this shit show? it seems like they must be

>>74695553
shant

>>74695470
wow it's almost as if corporations would outsource as much as humanly possible of their operations elsewhere in the event they were forced to do this

why don't you fuck off to venezuela? they run things how you'd like it to be here.

>>74695575
umm mate he actually did a year in economics on the mises institute and i'm pretty sure he knows loads of stuff

>>74695580
hypothetically what if i wanted to pick both the last two hehe

business idea: centrally planned economy and making britain a manufacturing powerhouse again

>>74695416
how did you get that?

*blocks your path*

THIS IS A VIRGIN GENERAL

>>74695613
inspect element

>>74695575
>income tax
you know we aren't talking about income tax right? kek
and yes, they do if you meant corporate tax. they are always going to operate where it is most profitable
why do I bother arguing with literal retards who don't know anything about econ

The mighty boosh is fucking genius

>>74694613
What the fuck am I looking at

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>>74695636

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>>74695499
fat on the left
(you) on the right

>>74695636
me in the middle

>>74695602
corporations already outsource as much as humanly possible, a small increase in corporation tax isn't a driver of that. Please remember the USA has a corporation tax almost double ours, they do fine.

>>74695674
you're DEAD

>>74695499
how do you gain muscle
i do push ups and nothing happens except feeling tired

>>74695690
I faked my death and now I live in grimsby

swear i saw paul walker down grimsby fish market this morning

just outsourced my willy

total collapse of the Labour Party in 2017
internal coup against Corbyn, even rank and file members recognising it's gone on too long
with no suitable replacement to be found in the now-decimated group of surviving Labour MPs, there is only one hope...

Blair 2020

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>>74695636
>you will never watch this movie for the first time ever again

There's people on here right now that never read any other 4chan board or even other threads on /int/

sparked out three irishmen today

>>74695649
hmmm how about you raise it a bit but not too much then?
also did you do high school economics and then nothing else? you seem like that type

>>74695697
Building muscle comes from the tissue itself tearing itself apart then healing back together. Do some exercises with dumbbells and you'll feel a difference.

>>74695699
>>74695712
hmm

>>74695712
saw him on the 2p machine in the arcade

>half three

Guess what time it is, lads?????????????

>>74695723
how would you even find /brit/ if that were the case?

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Don't know whether to vote Lib Dem or Tory

>>74695744
post your guns lad lets see em

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>>74695227
Honestly thought most cocks were long enough to touch toilet bowls

running

>>74695767
lib dem

>>74695762
Half three

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have any "refugees" managed to swim across the channel and get into the UK illegally?

>>74695697
just did weights and press ups
I'm naturally broad shouldered anyway

>>74695762
1:30?

>>74695728
and? i do that on my way to the shops every day mate

>>74695762
time to look at all the sexy girls walking home from school?

Voting SNP lads

>>74695649
i wrote that automatically. we're talking corporation tax


Businesses seek to minimise their costs and their largest costs are wages . if they're taxes are lowered their immediate response isn't to hire more workers

before they'll hire workers they need a new opportunity- a new location, a new sector whatever . These opportunities don't come about through business. they are for the most part sparked by initial government investment which lays the ground work for opportunity and the funding for that comes from taxes

JANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>74695171
Emma watson from the future

>>74695762
It's 16:34:23

Voting BNP lads

>>74695762
15:34

>>74695782
no

>>74695738
>hmmm how about you raise it a bit but not too much then?
brilliant. it's almost like we were talking about a large enough corporate tax to have an effect, the whole point of the discussion
seems you haven't done any schooling considering you thought income tax was corporate tax

>>74695782
they come through the channel tunnel

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>when you wipe your ass and the toilet paper is completely red

>>74695782
business idea: sell the boats we confiscate from the indonesians to syrians in france so they can make the trek across the channel

*votes labour*

>>74695782
no that would be basically impossible

>>74695805
>It's 16:34:23
>15:34:20
are you on crack or summink

>>74695830
>ass
FOY

>>74695416
Shitcoins

>>74695830
foi

>>74695416

Invest in property or business. Doesn't necessarily have to be domestic.

>>74695830
Hate when you tear your arse apart trying to clean it and it just ends up with your hole bleeding and ravaged

Got a 7 inch willy lads

>>74695744
i need a new set of dumbbells then i think

Reminder that using 24-hour time when you're not in the military is a signature of being a primo gigarunt

Watching day z social experiments rather than revising

>>74695794
>if they're taxes are lowered their immediate response isn't to hire more workers
never said that nor implied it. there is always going to be a point of diminishing returns when hiring past equilibrium, so this whole post is based on something I don't even believe
retard

>>74695844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_successful_English_Channel_swimmers

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>74695783
>tfw small shoulders

>>74695859
always wondered what happens to all the poo you end up squishing in the tear the blood has come from

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>>74695849
>>74695853
>he thinks aussies say arse

got a 6.75 inch dick but fucked a Colombian midget once and she said it looked big, realistically only a midget is going to think a dick that size is big. I got good girth tho and all in all I think I have a quite an aesthetic dick, just could have done with an extra centimetre

>>74695891
why are you so angry mate? it doesn't seem like you understand enough about economics to really be as condescending as you are being. Are you sure you're not just an ideologue cucked into supporting your terrible public services?

>>74695906
Mixes with your blood an pozzes your neg hole

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>tfw severe anxiety speaking to people

>>74695876
but the 24 hour clock avoids all confusion

>>74695891
if tax goes down and they don't automatically hire new workers how can you believe when their taxes go up, they will automatically fire old workers?

>>74695898
I don't think they had to contend with the British coastguard or border control

at full mast my willy is the same length as the distance between the end of my thumb and pinky in an extended shakka

>>74695915
australians are bizarro-yanks

>>74695887
hate that game
>>74695864
how thick

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>>74695949
Got a live one lads

Reminder that if the foreskin completely blocks the penis glans is a signature of being a phimo gigarunt

>>74695957
they could do it surreptitiously

My willy is 18cm, not accounting for a slight bend as I only have a hard ruler

>>74695975
and englishmen are frenchies in denial

>>74695989
as I said, basically impossible

>>74695958
I think that's literally the case for every lad on planet earth (except if you have Marfan syndrome)

got a 6.3 inch pencil willy

truthbomb: girls LOVE big willies and nothing makes them wetter altho dicklets will deny this desperately

sad!

don't understand

dabbing
skanky leg
fidget spinners
the term 'keeping 100'

willy is 3.5 inches hard

help me out here lads

we're pretty heavily exposed to the market

hungry but can't be bothered eating

>>74696010
My hand width is 23cm and my willy is smaller than that

>willy talking

/brit/ really is a fucking cancer

Tim got a death letter delivered from dpd

>>74695939
ad hominems cannot save you from acting like you know anything about econ
>>74695952
as I've said, diminishing returns when hiring new workers due to crowded workspace, etc. when profits are reduced, the optimal amount of workers will be reduced. this is really basic economics you can learn from any textbook that actually applies to the real world. shan't be corresponding with you further considering you cannot even understand basic concepts

might do an ol' 'cide

*hoists you by your own petard*

>>74696010
I have small hands and my hand span is 7 inches

>>74695636
>that early 00s aesthetic

>>74696053
no he didn't
fake news

>>74696029
By the time a girl finds out you'll already be naked so who cares?

>>74696052
Rasheed

my cock is 11cm erect
bow down to a member of the master race, savages

>>74696072

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>don't understand
>dabbing
>skanky leg
>fidget spinners
>the term 'keeping 100'