>he doesnt speak at least 5 languages

>>74693836
I can speak five languages very poorly.

>do you win gf if you speak 5 languages?
>no

pointless waste of time

>>74693836
Are you actually counting Swedish and Danish as different languages?

>>74693836
Norwegian, Swedish and Danish count as a single language

Hiragana
Katakana
Roamji
Kanji
poor english
poor spanish
Wow I can speak 6 languages !

>>74693874
why?

>>74693935
Is it not obvious? By knowing one of them you can speak with any Scandinavian.

>>74693999
they are technically three different languages.

>>74693836
It reminds me of the Spanish teachers of italki
>I am totally a polyglot. I speak Spanish, Catalan, Galician, French and English

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>>74693836
It doesn't really count if the languages are somewhat mutually intelligible. There's nothing impressive about a Norwegian also speaking Danish or Swedish.

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>>74693836
>he can't speak proto-aramaic via ITALKI

>>74693836
Why do peoples want to be multilingual?
They say "The neighbor's grass is always greener."

Perhaps ... peoples think
"The neighbor's language is always better"?

>>74694943
>The neighbor's language is always better

Yeah I often feel this desu. I'm obsessed with learning Spanish and have never fully appreciated the fact that I'm a native speaker of the masterrace of languages.

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>tfw fluent in English, Seaspeak, Aviation English, PoliceSpeak, and late Middle English

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaspeak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviation_English
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PoliceSpeak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English#Late_Middle_English

>>74693836
Russian
poor English
Japanese (inb4 weeb i had to choose between chinese and japanese
)
poor French ( had to choose between GER and FR )
poor Arabic (had to choose between GER and arab in school)

I speak one (1) and am learning another one (1)

>>74693868
Is there much of a difference? I've been watching The Bridge recently and everyone seems fluent in both. I also can't pick up on which langague they're speaking at any given time, it all sounds the same

>>74696112
danish is like swedish but spoken with a heavy speech impediment

>>74695249
Hoping you have Grammar and Glamour...

>>74695333
why does you hate us

>>74696988
>does
do

>>74693836
Fluent in Classical Arabic, French and English.
Spanish is very basic. Lived in Madrid for a year.
Native is Tunisian Dialect.

Still feels kinda meh.

>>74695333
>poor Arabic,
Heh. Sorry but I doubt you can have any kind of conversation in Arabic. People really have no idea how sophisticated Literrary Arabic really is on account of
>muh barbarians

>>74697077
>Spanish is very basic. Lived in Madrid for a year.
? what did you do all the time

>>74697129
Intensive Masters Degree.
Smoke legal weed all day erryday.
I picked up spanish on the go, the mediterranean way of learning if you will.
Here is a funny story
>Be me
>Always losing lighter
>Always buying lighters
>Chinos represent 90 percent of the Spanish grocer force
>Think lighter is pronounced "mecerro" after pointing at it at the grocers.
>actually pronounced "meceLLO"
>Friend: "You are the only Arab guy I know that speaks Spanish with the Chinese accent."

>>74697337
>Chinos represent 90 percent of the Spanish grocer force
Kek, you have definitely been to Madrid

>>74694053
Well in that case I speak at least eight, five of which are various Balkan Slavic languages.

>>74693836
Portuguese, English, french , Spen, Mandarin (blame my fiancè) and alittle german

>>74695333
you made all the wrong choices
chinese is more useful than japanese on the business side
french is dying, you should've chosen german
I don't why you chose arabic over german, but if you thought you could work in an oil rich gulf country then I don't blame you or maybe you just lie the language

>>74698786
t. Mika Mongolovic

>>74699031
the one and only

>>74696112
Spoken danish is literally impossible to understand

>>74693878
Pokemon worlds do not count

>>74695249
I'm obsessed with Middle English.

>>74695249
If you learn spanish you will drown in Latina pussy

>>74693858
Can't believe my own kind is so cucked.

I only know English and I'm learning Japanese

>>74699009
>chinese is more useful than japanese on the business side
English is already the language of business which makes it a pointless reason. Donald Trump only knows English for example

>>74693858
Patetico

>>74699819
I only need one language to get laid: Italian

>>74700331
zitto animale

>>74693836
>implying I need to cuck myself to learn the language of people who are aliens in my country

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>>74700441
That's a better reply.

>>74700331
so what about diplomacy? it can come in handy

>Donald Trump only knows English for example
he doesn't need to know other languages, there are professional translators who handle those things.

>portuguese
>spanish
>english
>really poor "dinner table" italian
>really poor russian

>>74694053
He's not entirely wrong to be honest. If Scandinavia was one country we'd refer to the respective languages as dialects and not as separate languages.

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>he needs to speak at least 5 languages

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Finnish, English, Swedish, German, Anime
Although three of those are very similar.

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>>74693836
>norwegian
>danish
>swedish