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Just over 2 hours before I get off work

AVE ASEAN

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Someone edit this image with respective asean flag country.

>tfw no qt Indog gf

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you think you are better than me?

I like Flipbong just for the fact I linked to him my Kabaneri fanfic. He had better taste in anime/manga than MKL's which is very selective.

>>74692838
jom lawan pukimak

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Hahaha trolling marcos loyalist is the best. They always self destruct.

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UMA DELÌCIA

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>>74692785
Banyak main RTW ni.
Tell me, when did Rome die?
>>74692801
What's for dinner?
>>74692838
Melayu always better than Cina

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>>74692864
TOP KEK

>>74692864
Are you sure it's Flipbong and not Bakahime?

>>74692885
Rome never die, WW3 follows and it will reborn

>>74692933
Shh don't tell her.

Also could we start doing "previously on ASEAN" on every thread?
>>74692748
Previously on asean; three threads active at the same time, frenchie chooses flipbong over MLK, muslim-hate, pagpag hate

>>74692933
I swear he really is.

>>74692933
Who does what? Is Flipbong the gay one? Is Bakahime a weeaboo?

HEHEHEHE
I did it, lads
>>74693009
>>74693038

>>74692949
What?

>>74693085
>>74691173

>>74692949
Why the hell do you need summary of /asean/ thread?

>>74692827
wait those're indons? oh yea that's a batik.

>>74693147
For the dummies who can't keep track of what the threads' discussions are about.

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>>74692870

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PSA: STOP ABUSING ANIME GIRLS!!

>>74693158
Yes, off course they are

Post your fav music /asean/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWl-Ob0od40

>>74693147
add some spark into asean
attract more int folk to make fun of
also have been on /tg/ too much

>>74692965
Maybe you should ask them, lady.

>>74693216
but that's my (new) fetish
punch her gut and crack open the eggs inside of her

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>>74693216
Hello

>>74693247

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWumMkzxhQ

>>74693311
Then which Britanon whom I talk to when discussing on Kabaneri and the fact that Satania is his waifu?

>>74693216
Brunei bro, just clarification.
Do you guys really pay nothing for education?

>>74693359
Probably Bakahime, that twink loves to ERPing with anime pics.

>>74693349
How old are you ey m8?

>>74693197
Also they weren't saying you were a schizo liar, it was more like knee-jerk reactions- you know we love you frenchie <3

Is there anyone here who DOESN'T watch anime?

>>74693411

26 lad but a kid at heart 2bh

>>74692396
I use Tri myself and yes, I can post using clover. You just need to change dns on the router, or if you use tethering, download dns changer app or something.

>>74693452
Me

Its funny to see some have more miserable life than i do

So is every Indo here posting under an alternate DNS then???

>>74693495
Is it a surprise for you? I can easily evade ban with a single click like a pro.

>>74693495
Yeah its hard for monkeys to replace the dns with 8.8.8.8

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>>74693337
Please stop, anime girls have feelings too! And you're supposed to feed them eggs!!
>>74693345
Hello kawan, sudah belajar untuk exam?
>>74693386
Education is heavily subsidized but only for Bruneian-born locals only!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_of_despair

I am living in this

>>74693452
Non-degenerate here, but if hentai clips counts as anime then yeah i guess i do too

>>74693495
I'm using Centrin ISP. Not them BS cellular operator with their poor data connection

>>74693452
I just don't watch mainstream moe crap and prefer classic anime and mecha. Which is why I don't understand what these people talking about.

>>74693520
How will changing your DNS change your IP?
>>74693538
Nah, that doesn't count. It's just porn.

>>74693405
I'll probably call him a Kabanerifag or Sataniafag but I'm not sure.

>>74693345
always so cute
pls gib gift

>>74693520

It's not that it's a surprise. It's just that I'm a noob when it comes leet haxx on the intarnet. I also couldn't post on 4chan for a month when I was in Bali and I only just got back today.

>>74693538
Hentai is anime for me, but I don't watch that.

>>74693491
>Flip
>see some have more miserable life than i do
HEHEHE

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>>74693531
Saya tak sekolah kawan
>>74693581

>>74693580
Satania? I've seen someone who has a trip with the phrase "satania" on /bant/.
I can't remember what flag though.

>>74693531
>Bruneian-born locals only!!

What's that with double exclamation mark?
So no chance for me to get some free education from Bro-nay? :3

>>74693627
thank :3

>>74693495
Nah. Back when I was in collage, I can post on 4chan directly from my campus wifi.

>>74693580
You have to ask them. Both of them want to get into your skirts and you don't want to spread your legs to the one who doesn't even like your fanfic right?

The Kabaneri Britanon is my favorite /asean/ poster.

>>74693627
>kurang ajar

>>74693531
>was abused as a kid
>now abuse turns me on
wew habislah isteri aku >:^)

>>74693572
Is Centrin for apartments only?

>>74693660
>the one who doesn't even like your fanfic right?
Pretty sure he do though from what I remembered.

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>>74693658
>>74693674
More gifts

>>74693576
Geez I dunno, it just work and those mods simply can't ban me.

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>>74693627
OH NO

>>74693707
oooh I want to see little gift please!

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>>74693707
gib me dat little girl

>>74693704
I meant that one of them may not even like your fanfic and simply pretend that he did.

>>74693750
uh oh, little girl shouldn't be smiling no mas

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>>74693750
>>74693751
>>74693754
Uh oh

>>74693689
No. I'm here at my office right now.

>>74693776
I thought what he read was simply alright and didn't like not dislike it. What made you think that?

>>74693812
he's bullying and instilling doubt frenchie, don't mind him

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>>74693652
No free education for Majapahit scum!! That is final!!
>>74693683
Its okay to abuse 3d girls but please remember to never abuse anime girls!!!

>>74693788
wow how many of these do you have? more pls
and where'd pedobear go
>>74693824
pls post other grills

Indobros, where do you recommend me to take my degree in Pharmacy in Indonesia? I am tired being a wageslave dor the past year.

>>74693812
Intuition, just ask both Flipbong and Bakahime to be sure.

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>>74693788
GOODBYE AMERICA

>>74693841
Meanie ;_;

>>74693864
Which university?

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>>74693860
>>74693900
BAP!

>>74693914
Eh, I'm not sure what options are there. I've heard IGM and ITB are some top tier universities though that you can only enter by making a lot of "donations".

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How could 4chen have no exclusive board talking about vapors?
Even /g/ doesn't have regular thread about it.

Do you even vape /asean/ ?

>>74693959
*UGM

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>>74693904
DIE MAJAPAHIT SCUM I HATE YOU AND YOUR RACE JUST GO DO SOME MASS SUICIDE ASEAN WILL BE BETTER WITHOUT U STATUE WORSHIPPING PLEBS !!! PRAISE ALLAH!!!

>>74693959
You can also enter through national selection or through the university entrance test. Btw, UI,UGM, and ITB are considered top 3.

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>>74693985
>vaping
kek

>>74692868
You can tell which shills are paid by Macuck and which shills are paid by Dutiti after Cuckyetano's appointment.

>>74693985
Because we know it just a fad, and will go away just like spidget spinner and Nintendo switch

>>74694036
>>74694014
I've looked through their sites, and it seems that there are a lot of paths(jalur?) for admission. What is that? Do any of them apply for me?

>>74693864
Good luck malaybro!

>>74693985
Vape is for literal faggot who doesn't brave enough to smoke real Cigar and take the health risk from it.

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>>74694067
How? Why?

>>74694144
Not really, most of its liquid has nicotine in it and it's very addictive, so people still crave for it as long as the addiction still stay in their body.

>>74694262
vaping is fucking cancer
just smoke like a normal person

>>74694156
SNMPTN only apply if you take high school in Indonesia, and I don't know about SBMPTN (maybe they accept international student or maybe not). But I see that there's International Undergraduate Program, maybe you can choose that.

>>74694156
I don't think any of those path apply to international student. Better look at this https://oia.ugm.ac.id/how-to-apply/

>>74694262
My smokebro try it for a month then just go back to sucking real cigarettes.
It just not the same, the said.
Other teenage vaper will just forget it as soon as they find new fad that is those autistic spinner.

>>74694289
>>74694251
No.
Tobacco with its horrible tons of poison such as tar who causes cancer. You should know it and you knew it

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>purposely inhaling toxic substance just because it is cool
ISHYGDDT

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>>74694409
>not wanting the sweet release of death
kek

>>74694385
Why smoke? It really does cause cancer. My neighbor died because of it.

>>74693864
Why in indon? Malaysia Universities are much better than this shithole.

>>74694521
SMOKING IS DEAD, VAPING IS TEH FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IS NOW...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei-CIh8T8iE

>>74694316
Fuck, the deadline is closed like 6 days ago. Not my luck then.

>>74694356
>>74694552
Cause I'm an Indonesian citizen, just raised here in Malaysia. I can't exactly apply for the public unversities here, and the private universities here charge like 10x+ the fees of a public uni. More since I'm a foreigner.

>>74694021
Hormat Bumiputera!

>>74694521
For social interaction mostly.
When you inhale smoke from your fellow friend, it's reasonable to smoke together

bangun

Are you fat and manlet?

>>74695309
Both

>>74695309
Neither

Fellow Indonesians, on scale 1 - 10 what's the potential of happening with the recent shenanigans?

>>74695309
Skinny manlet here.
Will make a good trap maybe.

>>74695423
Which shenanigans?

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>>74692785
>>74692815
>>74692885
>taking barbarian women in Germania

>>74695578
Something religion and butthurt chinks.

I live in capital and it's really amuse me.

>>74695423
Full scale riot/revolution will only happen when there is great disturbance with the economy and unemployment at all time high and people can't get enough food.

That's what happened in Indonesia in 1998 and people needed scapegoat. Why do you think our reformasi here failed and opposition still can't topple the government? People have enough food and job. That's the most important thing.

>>74693359
>Flipbong = mature, rational, has autist friend, good freund, EUphile, law student

>Bakahime = cow, ERP, lewd 2/47, emotionally driven politics, racist, business student

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>>74694021
Show me your stand

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Redpill me on Vietnamese qts lads

>>74695908
$10 dorrar and they love you long time

>>74695908
chink on the outside
asean on the inside

>>74695831
You're right, pity but at least things will be interesting for a while here.

>>74695847
She's asking whether you like her fanfic or not, Flipbong.

>>74695309
>92kg
>171cm
Whatchu think?

>>74695773
Ahok's arrested already so we'll have some quite time. But Habib Rizieq isn't done yet...

Good to see Ahok supporters fuck off from /asean/ permanently.

>>74696061
Slightly below average height in Malaysia, still redeemable.

Need to lose 25 kg though.

>>74696035
Yes, I actually write my own. But its more about writing detailed fictional countries, from government, economy, diplomacy, maps, demographics, armies, etc when Im bored

>>74696078
I'm happy to see Indonesians in /asean/ are still pretty based. Ahok deserves it.

>>74696078
>>74696331

You Muslims bring nothing but bad things to the country.

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>>74696385

>>74696283
What do you think of her fanfic?

Stop drinking flavoured water
Stop eating junk food / chocolate / sweets / kuih
Start calorie counting
Start jogging everyday and track your calories burned

>>74695309
44 kg and 159 cm

>>74695309
>49kg
>156cm

>>74696750
*making peewit sound*

hello lenglui

>>74695309
165cm & 65kg

At least I'm the king of manlets

raja kita selamat bertakhta

>>74696514
>>72037087

Sprained ankle.
Fun.

>>74696916
The post is removed long ago so I'll link this archive:
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72027176/#72037087

>>74696750
Aww yeah.
Another girl

>>74696750
Ora percoyo yen ora ono potone.

>>74696220
>below average height
I still remember being the tallest in my 1st grade class. where did it go wrong
>lose 25kg
Yeah, currently counting calories. Now just need to start excercising so I can go down to 65 - 70kg.

>>74696578
I'm trying to but still living under parents wew pretty hard. Being a student and all, my protein intake is way off.

>>74696750
Malam ni malam Jumaat ~_~

>>74697238
Join a gym, m80.
I was almost 107 kg three years ago. (I am 181cm tall).
Now I am 81kg (gained a little weight since I've stopped going to gym for now). I'm really glad I lost weight. Being obese is incredibly bad for your health and it just feels terrible.

>>74696916
I'm pretty sure that Bakahime's the only brit who post Satania.

Is there any way to get taller?

>>74697408
stretch immediately every morning when you get out of bed

>>74697408
surgery, or chopping the legs off of the people around you.

>>74697408
Don't be genetically inferior. But it's fine for girl to be short, Fatin.

>tfw no cute 159 cm Malaysian gf
Why no ISIS instead?

>>74697238
If you're looking for protein shake, I would recommend this. Titan Whey.

It is protein isolate (higher protein) and good for someone with lactose intolerant (me). The taste is surprisingly quite good. I bought them from Lazada. RM140 already include shipping and can last 70 serving.

My go to breakfast is 1/2 cup of oat mix with protein shake. The chocolate flavour taste just like chocolate milk shake and help getting rid of the awful oat taste.

>>74697408
Depend on how old are you?
A boy will stop growing after 25

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>>74697433
Actually sounds plausible.
>>74697457
Way too much effort.
>>74697666
Around 22.
>>74697495
Pic related

>>74697706
>Around 22
21 years old is the age where you stop gaining height

>>74697746
Girl stop earlier though.
Below 20

>>74697789
>Below 20
Didn't know that, cool.

>>74695309
62kg 183cm master race

>>74697866
t. gergasi

>>74697866
Bordering skinny lanklet territory with that weight but it is good that you have low body fat

Start lifting and building muscle. At 75kg you can be aesthetic.

>>74697866
>62kg

buluh-tier lanky

>>74697976
Muscle building are for manlets compensating for their lack of height

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>>74698094
Ok man whatever rock your boat

>>74698273
There's a huge difference between 1.83 and 2.01.

>>74698094
Wasn't it for the size of penis?
Along with owning guns and riding huge trucks.

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>tfw there's a chink girl in front of me wearing a white skirt and she is slightly having her legs open
D-deus vult!!

>>74698580
Download spy camera os 3 from playstore and start snapping

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You know that to do lad

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I need to take passport photo tomorrow
are hairbands allowed

>>74698580
Are you the one whom I talked about my Kabaneri fanfic? >>74696947
Flipbong is that you?

>>74698784
Sheeeit, Merula knows how to do it.

Ahok a shit

>>74698954
Depend on how your headband make your hair covering your face.
Post how you look here so we can tell

>>74699060
Merula is dead, I'm /asean/ newfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSGXy0pKkmE

>>74699171
i just dont want my hair to cover my forehead or eyebrows

>>74699402
Yeah, post your forehead and eyebrows maybe

>>74699047
Nope, that's Bakahime. Im flipbong, I like Macron, Bakahime doesnt

>>74699047
Oops, that is me

>>74699060
> getting caught Running around the girl's toilet with a selfie stick
Merula rip in piece

>>74698954
are you a pretty girl?

>>74699700
>>74699731
I was right it's Flipbong. You're still a good guy as always.

>>74699790
Both are perverts anyway.

>>74697408
Get on a stationary bike but raise the seat higher than usual.

>>74699873
Baka, I mostly keep my thoughts to myself. I only like to admire the beauty

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Why are cats cute?

>>74701375
They seriously are. I love cats with slender bodies and teenage kittens.

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We had our first girl today on /sag/

>>74702209
What do you think of her?

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>>74702741
Well she only made 2 posts so I don't really know what to think of her but I sure hope she visits again.
She seemed pretty normie though

>>74702897
Have you asked her noods?

>>74703041
Some other guy did ask her to "show mammays", but she didn't make a post after that, though. Don't really think she saw his post though because she didn't reply to my post either which was made before him.

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>>74703174
Maybe it's just a dude pretending to be female. Btw, Frenchie hasn't deliver your 1 finger request famalam.

>>74703329
I originally thought she posted those pictures on hew own accord but then she said that she felt bad about posting them afterwards so I really don't want to her to feel pressured or creeped out by me.

>>74703465
>she felt bad about posting them
She kept saying that ever since beginning, just be patient and never lose hope you pervert.

>>74692396
DNScrypt works all the time with any ISP. It even works on uni/school networks. You need rooted android phone though for that. If you don't want to root your phone, you can install Simple Dnscrypt on your computer and shitpost from PC.

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>>74693985
>vape
back to kakus with you

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Viva la revolution!

>>74693985
i love suicide bunny's mother's milk
best throat hit + the right sweet level

>>74682010
Can anybody give me the sauce of this grill?

>>74693985
bruh degenerate desu, asking bruh what the best 18650 battery? and for what cost ?

>>74703794
change dns into level 3 or something like this
4.2.2.1, 4.2.2.2, 4.2.2.3, 4.2.2.4 etc

>>74693985
Mine break down so I stop and now just smoke regular ciggies occasionally

going to sleep

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GOOD MORNING /ASEAN/

Is philippines the only relevant country in asean?

I meant nobody cares or know about malaysia or indonesia outside asean anyway.

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>>74719519


I don't really know

>>74719519
We are pretty much more relevant than your country because >G20

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>74719519
>tfw everyone will think this is legit

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What's the point of working if we're all just gonna be a neet in the end?

>inb4 savings, investments and pensions

>>74720378
We don't have neet bucks system
You need to work to get those savings, investments and pension and keep up with inflation

>>74720857
Should I pull out my savings in the bank and use that to invest in stocks?

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>>74720861
Thats ok we're overflowing of investments anyway .

>>74720884
Start small or use trainer balance

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>I only masturbate to girls(male)

>>74720861
They have been doing and promising this as long as I can remember
Yet its still a mess

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asu ahoker sekarang ngebacotin jokowi
ahahahahhahahahaha
dulu bacotnya orang milih jokowi adalah kita
dulu yang milih jokowi yang mereka sendiri
ribut juga ribut sendiri
sekarang nyese juga nyesel sendiri
semakin hari makin keliatan kebringasan ahoker
mampus dah kemakan omongan sendiri
makan dah toh legowo, hanya orang pintar, anti anarkis
kontol
nasib kasian ahok punya pensboi kelakuannya gila semua

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>"WE ARE THE MOST TOLERANCE AND PANCASIALIST!!!!"
>keep protesting yesterady
>Not respecting national buddhist big holiday

>>74720884
too risky especially with this admin

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>have to poop
>have to hold it in for half an hour because i need to drive mom to work
The moment I got home, Brrraaaaapppp!

>>74722964
WE

Where should I teach English bros?

Vietnam, Cambodia, or Thailand?

>>74723160
Thailand for boipucci

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>>74723198
But anon...

[spoiler]I like girls[/spoilers]

>>74723230
Then choose Vietnam for sucky sucky long time ten dorrar everything you want

>>74723160
cambodia for PA

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>>74723283
>>74723285
I know that Vietnamese are qts who sucky sucky, but how are the Khmer girls?

I'm not just in this for the girls btw, I genuinely want to take it seriously and do my very best NOT to do the typical English teacher niggardry.

But it'd be nice to know what I'm getting into pussywise.

>>74723160
Vietnam

at least thats where I want to go, their cities look really cool

>>74723366
Man, I dunno about mainland commies. Why not choose islanders countries?

>>74723366
it's all meme

Thailand for ladyboy
Cambodia for CP (PA : Pornografi Anak)
Vietnam for cheap girls

>>74723160
Are you fucking kidding me? Obviously you should choose Laos tbqh famalam desu. Them ASEAN bitches ain't got nothing on Laotian hoes.

http://radio.garden/live/torshavn/kringvarp-foroya-fm-89-9/

Lets listen to live radio.

>>74721766
>>74722296
>"muslims are dumb puppet"
>actually the very same thing as they are
polarizing my ass

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>>74723402
I'm leaning very heavily towards Vietnam as well. Great food, beautiful scenery, pretty girls, cheap cost of living, vibrant cities, and no new script to learn as in Khmer and Thai. And as a history major I have a personal interest in the Vietnam War as well since my dad fought in the War and told me stories (and introduced me to Vietnamese food). So it's always been this kind of mystical kind of place to me.

Cambodia and Thailand are interesting as well, though. I guess there would be ample opportunity to travel all around the region no matter where I end up.

>>74723470
They certainly are pretty, but I've heard from various sources that they're very conservative and don't date foreigners. I saw on /trv/ that premarital sex with a foreigner is illegal but idk if that's true or not?

>>74723511
Of course not, how do you think that they be able to compete with us economically if it wasn't for the sex tourism?

>>74723646
True I suppose. And at least Laos isn't as overrun with farang as Thailand

>>74724160
Do you at least know about the gist of Vietnamese tonal language? Seriously, they got shitload of tones and characters.

>>74724364
As of right now I know no Vietnamese, though I have taken a bit of Chinese so I'm not unfamiliar with tonal languages. I plan on taking the Pimsleur course for Vietnamese (or the language of whatever country I choose) while working on getting my TEFL certificate.

>>74724543
So you've made your mind about teaching in Vietnam? You need to ask again tonight because Viet posters only active during evening.

>>74724643
Not exactly, but it is one of the most attractive options to me. As of right now I think the decision is between Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, and China, with Vietnam and China being the top contenders.

I'll ask the Viet posters later on what they think

>>74724760
Why not Korea and teach korean qts eng?

>>74724779
Well I would love to go to Korea cuz I have a massive hardon for Korean qts and I eat Korean food like three times a week...

But the political situation isn't really the best at the moment, I'm not keen on getting nuked/invaded

>>74724760
If you want it easy, Indonesian, Malaysian, or even Filipino is easier because we don't employ weird characters and tones. But hey, it's your decision.

>>74724823
Eh just stay away from border and flee if an invasion starts, NK still no nukes.
There was a thread on /trv/ about a whitey teaching english in korea, and he was getting covered in mad puss

>>74724894
Very true, I was considering Malaysia as well. I definitely love Malaysian and Indonesian food (food is a big part of my choice desu), so they're possibilities.

>>74724942
I would definitely love some kimchipucci, they're so cute, my uni in the U.S. is overrun with them but they only date Korean boys

>>74725072
Go to Korea, set up Tinder, and let them swim to you?
Even if you do have to go back cause of war, you would have made a few years worth of money and korean qt contacts already. + you get another chance to decide where to teach if ever

>>74725072
Dude, in terms of traditional cuisine, we do it better than Malays.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_cuisine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK5KYs-VK5s
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/24/foodanddrink/40-indonesian-foods/

>inseki
Dropped

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>>74725420
>eat nasi lemak and some of their gulai
>feels so different
>"what the fuck, am i in arab now?"

true story

btw guise, don't forget your daily friday praying :)
see ya

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>>74725420
>all of those mediocre tier halal food

>>74725677
u mad son because the halal is the best one tier?

In the mosque lads.

>>74725677
Found the chink
Go boil your dog somewhere else, Lim

>>74725715
You have no rights to make a tier list if you havent taste them all ;^)

>>74725735
But shalat Jum'at is exclusively for males, Fatin.

>>74725841
I think you got the wrong guy.

>Wake up
>Not an Indon

Feels good

>>74725866
>Fatin is in denial

>>74725866
Why are you being such a tomboy, Fatin?

>>74725965
>>74725970
Seriously tho, I'm not that guy.

>>74726094
Prove that you're not Fatin.

>>74726112
Sorry, I can't, I didn't bring my phone right now.

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>>74725735
awal gila, lek lu sap kok lu
>>74725920
>Wake up
>Still no chink gf
Why live?

>>74726094
What khatib preaching there brunei anon?

>>74726169
Then how could you shitpost on 4chan? Telepathically?

>>74726222
He brought his laptop to the mosque.

>>74726193
Haven't started, will tell later.

>>74726193
How do you not have your sermon uploaded a day before the actual sermon with a word and slideshow format with both Malay and English translation?

http://e-masjid.jais.gov.my/index.php/ekhutbah

>>74726480
Wew, here we just hire some "ustadz" looking guy to deliver sermon most of the time.

>>74726480
what? never knew this service.
>read khutbah
>stop for drink
>read 2nd khutbah
>pray
Done Jumaat :^)

Is Islam a scam if Muhammad original intention was good?

>>74726397
Here, sermon is about thing that bring you to heaven or hell
Hint: it's muamalat

>>74726480
Nice.
Would be a very happy Ramadhan boy if we have one here.

>>74726921
>is about thing that bring you to a place that don't exist

will_smith.jpg

>>74726986
IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOUR EXISTENCE???

Islam: 1
Fedorafags: 0

>>74726986
What will smith is this?
Don't get the reference.

>>74727085

>implying afterlife is not just byproduct of our fear of death which stem from our biggest primordial fear which is fear of unknown.

i made a facebook and i used a hot white guy as my profile pic and now i have a huge amount of flip girls as friends

>>74721766
>kasian ahok punya pensboi kelakuannya

this

also nice dubs

>>74692748
Scroll through the entire thread.
No Singapore.
Did Singapore leave ASEAN already?

>>74727714
They post here sometimes famalam.

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>tfw no italian qt who wagecuck for 2 years just to migrate here and marry me.

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>tfw they found Sean Spicer huddled with his staff in the bushes hiding from the media
Every single day, there's a joke about the White House

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/sean-spicer-hides-bushes-donald-trump-fires-james-comey-white-house-fbi-avoid-press-questions-a7727611.html

>>74727781
>song cock

>>74692748
post duterte memes pare

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One of opposition assemblyman just got evicted from his seat for having Australian citizenship

>>74729111
>previously having held
So he no longer has one? Why does it matter? Does it say somewhere that naturalised Malaysians can't hold elected office?

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>>74728979

>>74729149
He is not naturalised Malaysian. He's a Malaysian citizen who applied and received Australian citizenship. Dual-citizenship is illegal in Malaysia and you can get your citizenship revoked. He denounced his Australian citizenship before contesting for the seat. I don't know about the law and whether the State Assembly has the power to kick him out before referring to the court.

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>>74729260
Ah I see, I thought they were acting ultra vires by simply kicking him out, without any legal provisions to back their move. It's just my ESTJ-A triggers me when someone acts beyond their power

>>74729402
>E

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEE

>Friday
>manilafags are stuck in a 5 hour traffic
Do not disturb

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I can fix it.

>>74730036
>being a polish plumber

>>74730002
kek also around this time flip retard shit post happens like this

>>74730092
Someone needs his attitude fixed.

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I'll make it perfect.

New Bread
>>74730688
>>74730688
>>74730688