/brit/

beautiful day out lads

*shuts blinds*

nearly pood myself at the gym lads
was touching cloth

think i'll have a wank soon

I'm looking for a detailed guide on why Zyzz is the only unmoggable male to ever exist.

'hair of the dog' is a necessity when your hangovers are as bad and as dark as mine are, you simply have to medicate the problem and I don't think theres any shame in this even tho I get the impression my flatmates think its a bit weird . why suffer needlessly

how come no news channels report on all that tory election fraud investigation stuff going on? just never gets talked about, it's weird.

>>74691636
>touching cloth
literally been lmaoing irl at this post since it appeared

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>mfw I realised that Buzz Lightyear drawing saying "I cum in pies" will be in every Tim video now

>>74691654
what does moggable mean

ahh that sweet smell of fresh air on a summers day

*locks windows*

love pints

>>74691660

can't drink or eat anything the entire day when I'm hungover

spew immediately

mum did a cry when she found out i'm going to uni in setember even though i'm only gonna be living 33 miles away

gonna be bad when i want to move to leafistan or some other place after i get my degree

>>74691591
had a hearty kek at this pic

whats wrong with me

Top 5 Ethno-Religious rivalries
>Serbs and Croats
>Arabs and Jews
>Shias and Sunnis
>The Southern English and The Northern English
>Hutus and Tutsis

>>74691591
He was probably a racist. Rightfully blocked.

need to shower and shave but cba

used just be a bit of banter but now I'm actually starting to despise northerners and scots

honestly they're so pathetic, especially the scots

learning to draw lads

actually cannot fathom how good some people are desu

used to think "cloth" only applied to cotton but just googled it and turns out i was wrong

that goes back to my earlier posts adults leaving lasting impressions on kids lives, they'll believe your bullshit for years before they get curious one day and find out you were wrong

Business idea: Fridge recycling service in Chester city centre

>>74691660
GOOD post

>>74691740
>used to think "cloth" only applied to cotton
being such a mong should get you the electric chair 2bh

>>74691719
If they are in a particular order you're fucked in the head

>>74691738
keep at it, practice a lot x

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What did she mean by this random picture?

imagine actually posting on /brit/

>>74691764
They are, and I am, because that post was totally serious.

>>74691782
she's drinking and hinting for you to go over and drink with her then shag

what is the root cause of the hatred between northerners and southerners? Even Chaucer (a good, honest southern lad) wrote about the north being a shit hole so "it was thatcher" is not an argument

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>>74691674

comes from AMOG - Alpha Male of the Group

>pic related - hiddlestone getting mogged by gandy

Mog or be mogged - no 1 rule of life

>>74691782
Bad news that one. Run like buggery.

>>74691782
post her pic

told my son when he was a kid that cloth only applies to cotton for a laugh but he's grown up now into a proper mong and i regret the day i ever told him that

>>74691782
pic lad

>>74691799
and you can't figure out why zyzz was unmoggable? not only was he extremely aesthetic, he was also a good lad

>>74691796
this desu

need a good anime to watch

Don't see why you'd call your tried "the tutsis"

Sounds a bit bent

>>74691812
haha good banter

sorry about your lad though, sounds like a proper write-off

can you guys tell how high i am from my posts?

>>74691842
Turns out they didn't speak english lol

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Top 5 /int/ rivalries:
>1. Canadians and Australians
>2. Canadians and Americans
>3. Canadians and French Canadians
>4. Eastern Canadians and Western Canadians
>5. Canadians and random anti-Canadian shitposters

>>74691768
thanks x

need to get some actual supplies. i'm drawing with a 2B in a notepad lol

>>74691828

saw him in 2010. big cunt

might introduce my grandson to the dark web

>>74691853
no now fuck off you chimp

74691853
i remember when i first smoked weed, i wnated everyone to know about it too

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>>74691812
told my daughter to cover her mouth when she yawns because she should never open her mouth that wide for free...
waiting to see how that turns out

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>Don't see why you'd call your tried "the tutsis"
>Sounds a bit bent

>>74691866

can't believe de gaulle mugged off the canadians and got away with it

>>74691782
you can feel her desperation, getting a chub at the thought

*gets schwifty*

>>74691874
nonce

Bit weird that most actors used to be from working class origin and now all you have is upper class ponces like Cumberbatch, tom hiddleston, cara delvigne and Emma Watson deciding they want to be actors

Almost as if they paid their way in, a fault in capitalism

>>74691654 >>74691799


wait so you mean zyzz wasn't an alpha?

anyone remember tinytrip from /fit/?

is Rocco Ritchie /fa/?

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Ah yes, just overheard the work colleagues whispering about some meet up they're having on Saturday

Have no desire to go but quite upset they didn't ask me and tried to hide it from me

>>74691914
remember his xbox being stolen

>>74691912
Zyzz is by far, the most successful looksmaxer of all time. He gives hope to other incels that through looksmaxing, they too can have access to the Chad lifestyle. If you have any other candidate that surpasses Zyzz in terms of looks and statusmaxing please let me know.

have a great idea lads, going to get SUPER dooper high and post about it on /brit/ ahahaha

no I won't do it with mates or anything just home alone so you guys let me how rad(icle) I am

>>74691882
would believe this post and be even more entertained for it but i cant fathom anyone who posts on /brit/ to have their own children

would've been much more believable if you said niece or something and add that extra layer

Why is getting UK standard VISA so hard?
I Plan visit a London at middle august with my brown friend.
He try get a Standard VISA of UK.
need many document. it's so hard.

>>74691923
Maybe they're organising a surprise party for you

>>74691654
the guys who still do that festival shit get out mogged literally every time hahaha unless they're around all of their own kind.

the moment those cunts enter a party of 25 year olds who all study or have decent jobs/careers, their shit tatts and fake tans make them pretty mongy.

think I've snared a chinese bird on tinder lads

she seems keen

>>74691914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aucq8_VDrUM

I've seen him before in London

>>74691923
>workmates being friends with other workmates outside of work
what sadcases

>>74691934
zyzz was already pretty attractive even when he was a skinny runt though

tinytrip sounds like me

>>74691960
seems like a good lad Tbh

>>74691960
>that utter runtoid voice
>that utter runtoid music
>literal manlet
ah yes

whos that bint im thinking of
gummy one with the feet and the bug eyes

>>74691934
>>74691974
also
>successful
he was a little male stripper and a juicer who was a victim of his own ego

>>74691980
I agree

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>>74691960
>size 9 feet

Catchphrase idea: fuck-a-duck-a-luck

It's just fun to say. Try it!

>>74692015
what's wrong with that?

>>74691996
literal*

hope this doesn't get construed as a freudian slip and attract accusations of noncery

it's just a jump to the left

>>74692018

Fuck off gary glitter

big fan of jordan peterson ngl

>>74692009
why did he leave /fit/?

how come some american late night show hosts still manage to be funny like Conan, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher

While others end up just becoming sycophants surviving on their own charisma (Fallon, Kimmel, Letterman)

Colbert used to be funny until he only cared about Trump

>>74691947
>say that to a niece
is that you uncle?

>>74692023
t. size 9 feet

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>>74692023
>what's wrong with that?

>>74691983
he does sound slightly gay. tbf he did used to post his dick which is a bit suspect

>>74692018
Thailad, are you more of a little boys or a little girls type of Pediatrics, or do you just like both?

>>74691892
H U T U P O W E R

C U T D O W N T H E T A L L T R E E S

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>>74691796
Wasn't free tonight anyway but at least I know now

>>74691800
Yeah, I've had her number for one day and she's already been talking about being an anxious, emotional and dependent wreck

At least she's honest


>>74691807
>>74691825

>>74692045
>>74692054
what?

>>74691960
yeah one of the old /fit/ trips (harsh maybe) saw him in London last year. took a photo with him. I'm looking for it in the archive now. tiny looked alright. thought he might have done the ol' 'cide

jordan peterson is an honorary australian

>>74691934
you bought too far into his hype. he had gfs in school and he literally lists his "nerd" lifestyle as doing well in school and playing WoW. that's it.

as for success, he died in a thai sauna during a juice holiday on a mix of steroids and cocaine. his tombstone looks like something out of workaholics and the photo of him on his tombstone is from a photo he did as a male stripper. his own brother used to sell gimmicky supplements with zyzz's face on it to cash in on the skeletal remains of him.

if that's success, i'd rather take failure.

>look up actor/actress
>born in London, Paris, some Bourgois city etc
>went to a private school

Ahh yes

>>74692035
fame got to him, the big city lights

>order takeaway last night based on the quick delivery time
>immediately cuts it back and adds 30 minutes to the delivery time

still absolutely seething

>>74692063
>Pediatric
Pedo*

>>74692063
grim noncey question

>>74691960
>taking 25g of mushrooms
utter spastic

>>74691996
He legitimizes the 'looksmax or death' prophecy inscribed in the Elder scrolls. The guy was commited to looksmaxing WHATEVER the odds. No fucks given

>>74692081
it was isley, and it's of them in a cafe.

>>74692081
holy shit please find it

>>74692018
i already have a catchphrase idea: blowup dolls with chainsaws

>>74692098
can never decide can you

>>74692122
I think it needs work

>>74692088
need a blairite to bring in social mobility again desu

Business idea: Pedo of the Year award show... The Paeddies.

>>74692070
I would climb inside that like cubby house

>>74692089
kek

>>74691951

they want to make sure you and your m8 will go home, especially your m8

>>74692157

They started appearing under Blair

>>74692070
wouldn't bother

just wanked tho

>>74691951
autistic immigration laws and regulations to appease the dumb tory voters
much like how we cut benefits for disabled people for dumb reasons

can't rememer if i took my medication

i did this before when i earlier couldn't remember if i'd taken my medication so i took it because who cares if i take a double dose once but i can't remember if that actually happened so i'm wondering how fucked i'd be if i triple dosed

>>74692159
>giving thailad an award
no

>>74692070
absolutely grim lad 4 score attempting an hero on that body

>>74692113
>>74692114

yeah Isley thats the one

looking for it now. saw it a few months back

keep promising I'll do stuff with people but I actually want to stay home and always end up letting them down

think I'm an autist in a normie body 2bh

Business idea: Thailad presents the Paeddies 2017, in fabulous Bangkok, Thailand.

I just need a television company that will broadcast it.

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>>74692182
Wrong

>>74692093
had this happen to me the other night
they added 30 minutes on to a 30 minute delivery time, then it came almost an hour OVER the extended delivery time
they didn't get a good review after that

>>74692198
Speak English you chink

>>74692070
girls who dye their hair those colours are mentally ill and use bright colours to warn off people that they're not fit for consumption like ladybirds and snakes.

>>74692214
she's an absolute nutter, dunno why you would even look her in the eyes

>>74692211
so annoying
it's going to be cold as fuck when it gets here

>>74692070
state of it

wouldn't have bothered either

>>74692087

LOL at the COPE. If he had posted here in his before state he would have been rated a -∞ /10 genetic shit. Now we have guys saying he already had god tier genetics.

>>74692219
never looked at it that way but it makes perfect sense

>>74692195
fuck i didn't thanks for reminding me

>>74692207
BBC

>>74692070
wouldn't be surprised if she sent you that drinking pic to suggest she's some edgy alcoholic

kind of ruins the effect when you drink a "hard lemon" flavoured brew

That Aussie bint looks like a fucking creep

Would NOT stick my cock in that

reckon if you stuck everyone on who posts here into a blender I would be the result, the most average poster, the epitome of /brit/

>>74692244
>>74692211
when this happens call to ask what's happened to your order you spacker, dont be agressive just pretend you havent seen the extended delivery time and say "im just wondering if the order's been forgotten or something". they'll give you something free with your order to apologise

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>>74692219
>>74692251
Aposematism

office paki is trying to tell me jewish conspiracy theories again

wish i had a gf like helena bonham carter but not actually helena bonham carter because i'd never be able to get rid of the smell of tim burton

>>74692070
Bloody hell Tim you can do better

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>>74692279
Whoops haha x

>>74692248
any reference to his genetics is in reference to his muscle insertion points mr mong

>>74692277
far too autistic to do that 2bh

always have to rehearse any possible conversations i might have throughout the day

*pretends to be distracted*
sorry, you were saying?

>>74692202
I eventually stopped pretending and came out as a homebody.
They don't bother me as much but still try to talk me into things, sometimes successfully, every once in a while.
Feels good not living a lie these days.

zyzz lived more in his few years of greatness than most people live in an entire lifetime

>>74692277
I'm >>74692211 and I phoned when it was 20 minutes over the extended delivery time
It was some Chinese lady who picked up. I just said "Yeah I ordered the Soba noodles and the roll and I'm wondering where it is" and she just said "Sorry ok we just cooking it now ok it come to you soon bye" and hung up

>*Thailad voice* Welcome to the Paeddies 2017 ladies(male) and gentlemen!
>But before we begin, we remember the brave paedos of the past who made this all possible
>*I_believe_I_can_fly_-_Usher.mp3*
>*black and white slideshow of famous deceased paedophiles*

Someone link me a funny Tim vid that will have me rolling in laughter

>>74692289

She's a Tory, fuck her

finally someone had the guts to speak the TRUTH

https://twitter.com/mowglijatan/status/861721811813380097

>>74692166
He have a stable job in japan on many year.
and He have his house.

>>74692193
Anyway the procedure is very complicated. All the guides were English and Chinese only.

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>>74692114

pic of tiny

no bully pls. was a nice guy

>>74692316
*clicks fingers and pretends to remember you're name*
abdul, was it?

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>>74692325
at least you're being creative now

>>74692305
wtf someone stole my fucking theory reeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/08/working-class-actors-disappearing-britain-class-privilege-access-posh

Having a long think about this

>>74692219
>>74692305
actually it's because girls think it looks cute and quirky
it's basically the female version of a fedora

>>74692315
i'll write out the entire script for you
>you: Hi, I made an order a while ago and it said it was going to be delivered at [time] and it's still not here yet, I was just wondering if the order got lost or something
>them: no no sorry we are about to send it out now, it's a very busy time
>you: oh no problem, thanks
they'll give you something

>>74692342
Assuming he's on the right, why does he look like a proto mongolslav

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>>74692087
>his tombstone looks like something out of workaholics and the photo of him on his tombstone is from a photo he did as a male stripper

>>74692355
Original thought is a spook

>thailad is a Tory

Just when I thought he couldn't not get any more despicable

>>74692342
IZLEE IZLEE IZLEE
YA NEVER LEEERN

I've noticed Thai nonce ignores Irish posters at all costs

I suspect he's a racist tbH

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>>74692342

>>74692070
i'm really trying to be nice but that face just is very hard hard to like. she looks like barry from EastEnders in drag or something

>>74692406
guffawing

>>74692384
Stupid cunts have left rational people literally no other choice. Fucking larping commie students have wrecked the opposition and put a clown in charge. You've got nobody to blame but yourselves, the left has turned into utter repellent.

>>74692334
Aren't they just projecting?

>>74692342
alri diplo

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depressing tbf

>>74692371

his parents were english from memory. meanies used to call him tinychimp

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>The "Mayllennials" Are Young Women Who Love Theresa May And It's The Most Unlikely Fandom Of 2017

https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/the-maylennials-are-young-women-who-love-theresa-may-and?utm_term=.hegBBz3Q82#.tvaXXjLBMg

noice

>>74692332
both major parties in the uk are exactly the same

>>74692426
tacky tombstone for a tacky sand nigger

fitting

>>74692426
grim

looks like a tranny in that bottom left pic

>>74692428
He looks like those Victorian cartoons of Irish people where they are presented as white niggers

>>74692426
fuaaark brah this grave is whack

>>74692289
I know her illigitemate half sister

>>74692433
new labour isn't a thing anymore

>>74692439
more like
*reddit shades*... /fit/ting

>>74692426
see, literally something youd see in workaholics if blake had to have tombstone made

>>74691869
So Australian?

>>74692348
The whole westerner in Thailand thing is pretty low-hanging fruit.

Every documentary I see on Thai sex workers, it's always 50 year old white guys, usually Australian or American. With the cargo pants and the worn polo shirt.

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still the funniest thing to ever come out of /fit/

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The tinder date

>>74692406
you've absolutely nailed it

There's really absolutely no reason to like zyzz

The only reason you do is because he used to post on /fit/

He was a fraudulent juicer coke addict gay stripper

Hi I'm working on Neon Blades, I'm just here for the free food.

jeremy corbyn is literally more left-wing than michael foot

i canny wait for labour to get annihilated lads

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NOT pornography JUST a mother

>>74692513
commencing a wank

>>74691591

Corbyn is the worst cuck in all of politics.

>>74692475
>it's always 50 year old white guys
There's a good reason for that, paying for sex as young, reasonably attractive white lad in Thailand is like paying for leaves in a forest.

>>74692513
wouldn't mind some fresh milk myself if you catch my drift sweetheart

>>74692492
did zyzz actually post on /fit/?

thought he was just generally popular, I've even met people who have nothing to do with this site who know of him

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>girl says in her tinder profile that she's probably autistic
>message her saying "i, too, am probably autistic"
>doesnt respond but just likes the message
what did she mean by this

>>74692522
nonce

>>74692513
me in the trolley

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Just copped this

>>74692483

>saving turtle's matches

state of ya

>>74692483
DO NOT steal my posts, Nigel

>>74692513
*pushes the little bugger out of the way and wraps my crusty lips around her breast*

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>>74692513
ayo lil nibba move over an let me get the other tidday

>>74692513
me at the front

Corbyn is a Brexitter. He wants you to vote Conservative.

Look in his eyes. That's a man working from the inside to bring down the ship (labour).

>>74692513
if she wants to do that in public then she is okay with me taking pics and videos of her tits I assume

>>74692502
>wanting the NHS to get privatised
>wanting more of theresa may's stupid internet laws
mong

>>74692538
cool jacket 2bh

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I wish I could kiss Anzu

>>74692530
That's because your message was autistic, autismo

>HELLO THERE, I ALSO HAVE AUTISM

>>74692529
he did like once or twice in a q & a thread

have unironically started doing the thing edward norton did in fight club where he goes to a bunch of different support groups to help himself sleep at night

>>74692475
not here it isn't, it's pretty true among a huge majority of men who go there.

>>74692529
Yeah he did

And I know. It's the whole transformation from nerd to chadbrahh. I have a Chad mate who slays pussy weekly and he's on roids and one of his biggest idols is fucking zyzz.

>>74692468
more adam i'd say

>>74692497
I don't know who to vote for because my seat has been a Tory safe seat for 110 years and the runner up party is either Labour or Libs

I'll proabably vote Labour despite how much I think Corbyn is an inept leader

>>74692575
bit gay

>>74692576
yeah i know what i wrote mate you dont have to write it out in caps you utter spastic wretch

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LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN,
FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN.
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN,
MY FAIR LADY.

LONDON BRIDGE IS BROKEN DOWN,
BROKEN DOWN, BROKEN DOWN.
LONDON BRIDGE IS BROKEN DOWN,
MY FAIR LADY.

BUILD IT UP WITH WOOD AND CLAY,
WOOD AND CLAY, WOOD AND CLAY,
BUILD IT UP WITH WOOD AND CLAY,
MY FAIR LADY.

WOOD AND CLAY WILL WASH AWAY,
WASH AWAY, WASH AWAY,
WOOD AND CLAY WILL WASH AWAY,
MY FAIR LADY.

BUILD IT UP WITH BRICKS AND MORTAR,
BRICKS AND MORTAR, BRICKS AND MORTAR,
BUILD IT UP WITH BRICKS AND MORTAR,
MY FAIR LADY.

BRICKS AND MORTAR WILL NOT STAY,
WILL NOT STAY, WILL NOT STAY,
BRICKS AND MORTAR WILL NOT STAY,
MY FAIR LADY.

BUILD IT UP WITH IRON AND STEEL,
IRON AND STEEL, IRON AND STEEL,
BUILD IT UP WITH IRON AND STEEL,
MY FAIR LADY.

IRON AND STEEL WILL BEND AND BOW,
BEND AND BOW, BEND AND BOW,
IRON AND STEEL WILL BEND AND BOW,
MY FAIR LADY.

BUILD IT UP WITH SILVER AND GOLD,
SILVER AND GOLD, SILVER AND GOLD,
BUILD IT UP WITH SILVER AND GOLD,
MY FAIR LADY.

SILVER AND GOLD WILL BE STOLEN AWAY,
STOLEN AWAY, STOLEN AWAY,
SILVER AND GOLD WILL BE STOLEN AWAY,
MY FAIR LADY.

SET A MAN TO WATCH ALL NIGHT,
WATCH ALL NIGHT, WATCH ALL NIGHT,
SET A MAN TO WATCH ALL NIGHT,
MY FAIR LADY.

SUPPOSE THE MAN SHOULD FALL ASLEEP,
FALL ASLEEP, FALL ASLEEP,
SUPPOSE THE MAN SHOULD FALL ASLEEP?
MY FAIR LADY.

GIVE HIM A PIPE TO SMOKE ALL NIGHT,
SMOKE ALL NIGHT, SMOKE ALL NIGHT,
GIVE HIM A PIPE TO SMOKE ALL NIGHT,
MY FAIR LADY.

>>74692582
why would that help you sleep

>>74692530
Probably because she ails from the 'tism too

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>Stupid cunts have left rational people literally no other choice. Fucking larping commie students have wrecked the opposition and put a clown in charge. You've got nobody to blame but yourselves, the left has turned into utter repellent.

>>74692529

posted frequently throughout 2010

t. knower

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Anzu's hometown.

>>74692564
I'm middle class, I can afford good healthcare lad

also not a nonce so I don't care what porn the Tories know I'm watching

most of the Tory policies fit my interests pretty well, apart from their autistic obsession with middle eastern meddling

>>74692586
nah it's got blake written all over it. i'm thinking if he had to make one for anders, that's what it'd be

might pay some of my hard earned money to sheath my erect member with the walls of a human female vagina

thoughts/criticisms?

>>74692599
Then what are you confused by you abortive Asperger's manchild?

hate mosques, love anzu (simple as)

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https://youtu.be/ND5O3RL-hPU

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>>74692539
nah that's another tinder lad

>>74692635
prossies always make you wear a johnny. fuck that

>>74692529
he did, and most people thought he was fucking annoying and enjoyed him getting banned. the dick suck started after he was banned.

>[makes point]
>UH WRONG
>why is it wrong?
>FUCK OFF, I'M NOT SPOONFEEDING YOU
he sure showed me

>>74692635
terrible idea if you've never had sex before

couldn't care what you do if you aren't a virgin

>>74692627
>I'm middle class, I can afford good healthcare lad
ah yes, YOU can afford it, but most people in the country cannot afford it.
hmm yes very smart thinking there
>also not a nonce so I don't care what porn the Tories know I'm watching
this is a terrible mindset and you're a moron for thinking like this

>>74692645
not surprised that this is the sort of depraved thing your into

>>74692650
Send her a pic of ur cock and ask if she wants a go on this magic wand

Solid

>>74692660
why is it a terrible idea?

sex is sex

>>74692635
who gives a shit my man, if it helps you reduce stress and make it easier to go out and get girls then go for it.

might earn hard money by sheathing a human male penis within the walls of my vagina

thoughts/criticisms?

>"Jews were responsible for bringing Negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate."

hitler knew all along

>>74692668
is this steve? what's up lad

>>74692643
because what i said to her was clearly a joke and i was asking what to say next
think you need to fuck off mate

>>74692628
oh i'm thick, thought you meant for a dead blake

yeah if one of them died blake would make one like that

>>74692690
bit gay

Do any of you cunts even lift tho??? I know all the Aussie posters are twinks

>>74692650
looks like the kind of girl who would falsely accuse of rape

>>74692677
you will INSTANTLY regret it
t. did it

Do you lads save all of my tinder pics?

>>74692657
don't?

and beat them if they disobey

quality deanocore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7XfIUHCfY

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tfw rorkes will deface Corbyn's resting place after he's died

>>74692705
yeah i do
bit of a big lad at the moment but im cutting

>>74692705
i did but i'm pretty incapable of doing it right now haha

>>74692635
I think there is the little problem in that idea in that it may be, for some reason I can't fully quite put into words, that that may be wrong in some way. Not "wrong" in the sense that it's incorrect. Wrong in that that transaction would be a transaction where at least one party is getting the short end of the stick in that the sheath-bearer is taking advantage of the customer, or the customer is taking advantage of the sheath-bearer.

>>74692698
>was clearly a joke

hmmmm

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>why yes I do like blur

>>74692698
Invite her on a date, then meet her wearing dungarees and a google intern hat with a small yellow backpack

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>because what i said to her was clearly a joke

>>74692733
Weight?

>>74692736
Why

>>74692421
whats wrong with corbyn's economic policies? ignore the social stuff, blair was a far bigger SJW

>>74692650
wew lad. you match with her?

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>>74692730
>BNP
>EDL

>>74692730

Very leftist grave

>>74692677
The game is the fun part, sex is enjoyable as the end result.

https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/#

why doesnt this cunt ai recognise my masterpieces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

>>74692771
yeah never messaged though
deleted tinder

Reminder blair achieved the lowest teen pregnancy stats this country has ever seen

>>74692698
dunno about you but i don't think my opening message to a girl claiming to have autism would be to jokingly say I have autism too hahaha

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*swipes left*

>>74692426
i want a pic in front of this thing doing the zeus pose

okay google

Ngl if I was a female I'd suck turtlemongs cock dry

Very defined features, nice skin and nice hair

Shame he's a manlet twink

>>74692756
87kg

>>74692758
>Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits.
>Tax hikes on self employed.
>£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies.
>60% of all energy must come from renewable sources.
>Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways.
>Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020.
>Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital.
>The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions.
>No plan to reduce migration rates.

this is how you kill an economy

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'kin ell lads
how we doin?

>>74692756
broke the old neck haha

>>74692773

>browses /pol/

So a Tory, nonce and a racist?

*writes down in Thai nonce journal*

Fuck off thai bellend

Corbyn is playing 7D water polo while the media and the rest of parliament are playing 1d regular polo.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/11/at-a-glance-key-points-leaked-labour-manifesto/

there's literally nothing wrong with labour's manifesto and anyone who disagrees is a selfish tory bastard who needs to be hanged

would be ironic if the scottish tories used the mantra 'education, education, education'. it's becoming more and more applicable and might just win lol

>>74692821
Turtleneck too tight??

>>74692650
never trust anyone whose first name begins with a p

RACIST!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

anyone seen this yet? 2.8 million view over night, reddit was going crazy about it

Cafe woman put a pathetic amount of filling in my sandwich and now I'm still starving having spent all I'm willing to pay for lunch

>>74692839
nah took a header into the sand haha

The worst posters on /brit/ are evidently the British

The best are aussies

reminder tinder is pointless unless you're literally chad thundercock. unless you're abroad and have that exotic novelty. I get laid lots in south America using it but get nowhere here with anyone I particularly like the look of

>>74692858
fuck off literal redditor

>>74692858
Me at 1,764,947

>>74692858
woah, reddit was going crazy about it???
2.8 MILLION views!?!?
shall DEFINITLEY be watching THIS little masterpiece!!!

>>74692758
His policies are just endgame no strategy, some of which need some serious questions asking. The manifesto has only just leaked though.
>>74692822
wow you sure showed me. golly gee gosh

>>74692826
they are going to suck the EUs cock

thats bad enough not to vote for them

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Alexa, start my wank on the couch playlist

>>74692875
am extremely ugly and have had success with fit girls on tinder

>>74692895
>implying the tories aren't also going to suck the EUs cock

>>74692858
i discovered the history of japan one through http://inter-dimensionalcable.xyz/

>>74692858
20 minutes of pure reddit acclaimed kino on the history of the earth? Don't mind if I do!

>>74692875
not true, i get some matches but it is depressing seeing how fucking thick people are

the fluoride and estrogen in the water supply is making men feminine

cortana, hire a prozzie for 10:00 tonight

>>74692869
the fuck you do lad?

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>>74692907
Prepare your anus for HARD Brexit.

>>74692921
we're not in america this isn't an issue

>>74692858
dont post my videos u cunt

>>74692904
fat?

>>74692921
Speak for yourself gay boy

>>74692907
they will tickle the balls a bit sure but they won't deepthroat the shaft like labour, lib-dems will be the EUs bit on the side who they can call for a shag at any hour and not expect anything back

>>74692925
got dumped in the surf and landed on my head haha, i can still walk and shit but i fractured my neck

>>74692813
>>Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages
sauce
>>and a business levy on profits.
government revenue, shifting the burden from taxpayers to corporations. dont see an issue
>£250 billion
quite literally nothing for an economy the size of britain's
>60% of all energy must come from renewable sources.
excellent
>Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways.
doubly excellent
>Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020.
while i do agree from a basic economic perspective this puts pressure on minimum wage labour as there is less hiring, this can be supplanted by the creation of jobs that pay more than the minimum wage and arent in the service sector
>>Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital.
excellent
>>The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions.
thatcher gutted most of them, they need more power as far as im concerned.

are the tories stopping immigration? No. theyre a business controlled party. stay cucked
>>74692886
not an argument thaifag

>>74692877
>>74692916
>>74692879
>le fuck off reddit xDDddD I HATE YOU cos 4chan told me to :DDD
die

>>74692937
you have fluorided water too you mong

>>74692937
doesn't matter they do it everywhere in the west

french men are literally women at this point let's be honest here

>>74692956
Fuck that cunntttt coulda drowned while you lay incapacitated

@963
'ck off 'dit

>>74692937
daft thing to say
the thing of estrogen in water is an issue caused by the number of women on hormonal birth control. Flouride isn't an issue apart from in the north though

tories are masters of deception. they will bow to to every offer from the EU but make it look like they're putting up a fight

>>74692980
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>>74692957
>not an argument
It most certainly is when you're talking about a man that can't even lead a party.

>>74692963
>using lie ironic gimmique ex dee face maymay xDD

Die

>>74692963
mate im sorry no one likes your shitty "random epic for the win" meme cartoon
now fuck off elsewhere you little cretin

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>>74692780
Good game you got there

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>>74692780
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