>tfw being it*lian

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>tfw being f*nn

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>>74690976
>tfw being k*rean

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tfw being belarusian

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>tfw posting canada's elephant

Any fellow cubes from cuba?

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>>74690976
>tfw I know that feel too
shital*an genocide fucking when?

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>tfw not being italian

I'd rather be Italian, at least I could've gone to a respectable university and an opportunity to actually fuck the females of the country

I love Italians, you people have won the genetic and cultural lottery of life.

>>74691573
>>74690976
Why do Italians hate themselves? You guys had the best culture, good cars, best food and Romans; literally no reason to hate yourselves

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>>74691709
>Italy
>respectable university
>Italy
>actually fuck the females of the country

>>74691743
Then what does the average Italian man do, go to dumpster unis and fetishize inaccessible women?

>>74691709
>>74691720
>>74691731
You are free to come here and see for yourselves how shit Shit*ly and Shit*lians are

>>74691774
explain.

>>74691770
>Then what does the average Italian man do
Leech off his parents for his whole life

>>74691774
You guys are obviously exaggerating to give us a false impression

>>74691806
Don't believe it, I do it but I have Asperger's and I am managing things in anticipation of leaving

>>74691720
>you people won the lottery

the lack of countries with italian as official language outside of europe proves you wrong, you privileged scum

>>74691794
>country full of dumb, fat manlets
>woman are hideous but pretend to be hot, they only fuck niggers anyway
>poor
>no future
>shit education, lowest rankings in all subjects
>shit infrastructure, we have bridges crumbling down and killing people almost every week
>shit*lians are egotistical and rapacious, do not think things out and end up buried in debt
>culture consists in imitating Americans and being jealous of Germany
It's shit

>>74690976
I <3 Italy

>>74691901
this true

t. 2nd gen moroccan

>>74691900
Yeah but Anglo culture is garbage. Even I'll admit Italian is a better language and your lifestyle is simply superior to ours.

Honestly I would prep my girlfriend for the grande Italian male if I had one to offer. Maybe one day I will be worthy to please an Italian myself.

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>one chance in life
>not born Italian

>>74691984
this desu

Italy is literally the best country in the world

>>74691984
>born russian instead
>best helicopters in the world
>best airplanes in the world
>best tanks
>shit navy, but it's okay you don't need navy when you got this huge ass country
>hottest women
>st petersburg should be europe capital
>moskva is heavenly city
>dank booze
>funky language but it's okay, everyone has drawbacks
>based country

>>74692047
stop it. it it was this good we'd have kept dodecanese.

>>74691971
>Yeah but Anglo culture is garbage

stop it now.

>>74691929
>>74691971
>>74692016
>>74692047
t. Shital*an diaspora in denial
>>74691984
>boohoo why was I born in a superpower instead of an irrelevant shithole???
You have no idea of how lucky you are

There's nothing you can say or do that will convince me that Italy's not a great nation

>>74692105
>dodecanese.
Why?Italians didnt live there so who cares?

>>74692105
We love your food, your art and your people. If things are as bad as you day they are, Italians are always welcome here.

>>74691901
i've heard germans envy italia and italians because muh culture and food also fashion and cars

>>74692124
I wish I was Italian
Can post a timestamped Brit face if you want

>>74691984
That particular guy looks a bit like an ape desu.

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Post some of your favourite Italian things

>>74692215
That's absolutely false, we are the favorite target for their (rightful) mockery
>>74692256
Almost every Shital*an looks like a monkey

>>74692080
>>74692124
Meh, all Russians who has been to Italy are crazy about this country. Only Spain is better

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>>74692262
xD

Its shit from rome downwards, up in the north it is average/good

>>74692271
you are very negative lad you know even though south korea and japan hate each other with passion there are also many k-pop and k-drama fans also jap animation fans in both countries so i'm sure there are a lots of people who are love italia and italian culture in germany

>>74692353
Stop pretending any part of Italy is good, North is full of mafia all the same and we have more immigrants to boot. Also, shitali*ns are the same everywhere

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>ywn be italian
>ywa be stupid boring cold unappealing incompetent barbarian

>>74692145
>tfw no sudan doctor who comes here with the swag barca

>>74692402
I Guess you have never been in the same room with venetians and calabresi

>>74692461
Thank you love, glad you're alright

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>>74690976
>tfw rumeno

>>74692537
MADER FADER

>>74692595
GUARDA IL MIO MUSCOLO SENTITI IN PERICOLO
GUARDA IL MIO FEGATO VIVE PER MIRACOLO

>>74692462
I have, same shit, different color
>>74692449
>ywa be stupid boring loud grating incompetent shitali*n
Oh no, that sucks!

>>74692719
>italians
>literally made anything that makes life remotely bearable ever
>naturally gifted and talented at everything

>>74692768
WE WUZ RINASCIMENTO AND SHIT PAISANO

>>74692402
calm down

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>>74692284
Posting true best Italian car
can G*rmany even compete?

>>74694048
>rinascimento
>a bad thing

>>74691901
t. either foreigner or cucked self-hating Italian

I've lived in Italy for a year and none of that is true.

>only South is poor
>people are not fat
>women are hot
>universities are better than in Britain, that's why British employers hire foreigners over natives, Rankings are a meme for Burgers.
>Infrastructure could be better, I agree, especially in Rome
>Italian culture is still there
>no Western country has a future

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>tfw Greek
>tfw we pound shitalian boypussies (metaphorically) all the time