/brit/

Think I might take some pics around Rochdale just to show you all how awful it is

Stuff like the mega mosques around every corner and all the pakis wearing headscarves

finish this sentence

hello ______

NEED more Amer selfies

>>74689082
mo chara

>>74689082
friends and canadians

>>74689058
good edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

>>74689088
You'll get one next week-ish

I figured out when I look kinda OK

Good thread. I love punk, especially The Kaiser Chiefs and The Ting Tings.

cheesy but don't mind this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkQGvs-SYbk

as long as its got a joocy beat then we good

howling at the desperate yank trying to claim a british discovery as american

could they be more pathetic

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every single half-white celebrity i've seen has a white mum
what do you have to say for yourself white folks?

>>74689068
well it's in greater manchester obviously it's going to be awful

>>74689148
haha, you said it!

>>74689082
wigger

Fun fact: no artist whose primary label is "experimental" is good. Experimental artists are not skilled enough to produce anything too specific other than in the bizarre pseudo-genre of experimental. You'd think experimental music would vary wildly when it tends to sound the same.

Iggy Pop is the only artist I can think of whose work varies wildly yet isn't labelled experimental like Bjork or Bowie. David Bowie is an excellent example of a decent rock artist whose claim to fame is churning out "experimental," no-skill sound.

>>74689156
Manchester itself is quite nice though

Rochdale seriously has 6 mosques within 500 square metres of each other

There are even worse things you can do to children than have sex with them.

>>74689193
'nce

>tfw no galway girl

>>74689193
fuck off nonce

>>74689193
literal nonce

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>>74689199

>>74689193
True, a penis is the least harmful thing a priest can put into a child

wrote quite a few posts in the old thread without realising the new. bit embarrassed.

>>74689193
Most of them are the things kids do to themselves after you've fucked them.

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>>74689237

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>>74689230

>>74689152
white women are objectively the best looking and rich people marry the best looking women

>>74689093
I'm not anti-metal. I listened to some of Varg(the famous Norwegian murderer who lives in France)'s new album. I wouldn't say it had musical prowess, but there were a few good tunes in there. A tune can be good and still simplistic. That's what a lot of hits are based on.

It just doesn't impress me or thrill me. Other genres are a lot more impressive and thrilling.

>>74689247
hahah what a spazz

>>74689199
UMA DELICIA

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>>74689237
>mfw priests fucking children is common
and why is islam singled out for being a pedo religion again?

>>74689226
>>74689217
>>74689210
alri child torturers

>>74689230
wtf

>>74689177
experimental is as conventional as it gets

>>74689284
alri nonce apologist

hood morning

>>74689280
kek
try say something about islam here and a leftys head will explode as they start churning out the list of things the church has done

>>74689310
GOOD* fuck I fucked up

hold out

>>74689280
>whataboutism
They're both problems

got proof right here saying thailad is a nonce

>>74689329
>whataboutism
i'll stick your head on a fucking pike commie

I think 99% of my musical snobbery is because I spent most of my teens playing guitar. The fretboard is a fickle and mysterious mistress. She teases me with the potential deep down within her. I want to hear her to share with me the secrets deep in her breast. Thrill me wench! Don't give me what is plain and old. Speak to me like you've never spoken before.

I can play simple music, but when I hear things that surprise me, that's what really activates my almond. When the guitarist shows that he's been intimate and got to know his maiden and has her do things that I couldn't do to her.

Like a man fucking your wife better than you can fuck her. It's satisfying.

>>74689152
Bf/wm parents are rare. Af/wm parents are more prevalent but you don't get many Asian celebrities anyway

>>74689367
>commie
It's you doing it though?

Besides the difference is, Islam has it's followers doing it en mass because the hadiths basically condone it and it's only one symptom of a shitty religion. Catholicism has a few in high positions doing it and is otherwise fairly innocuous.

Just listen to the roars from the crowd after every wicket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fDZUOGsOXw

2005 Ashes serious was the greatest English sporting triumph of our generation.

>>74689082
is it me you're looking for?

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>I think 99% of my musical snobbery is because I spent most of my teens playing guitar. The fretboard is a fickle and mysterious mistress. She teases me with the potential deep down within her. I want to hear her to share with me the secrets deep in her breast. Thrill me wench! Don't give me what is plain and old. Speak to me like you've never spoken before.
>I can play simple music, but when I hear things that surprise me, that's what really activates my almond. When the guitarist shows that he's been intimate and got to know his maiden and has her do things that I couldn't do to her.
>Like a man fucking your wife better than you can fuck her. It's satisfying.

>>74689437
for me, its rwc 2003

>I think
shan't

>>74689437
no it wasn't. it is easily england winning rwc in 2003, and i'm not even fucking english.

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want an asian gf lads

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>>74689437
rwc 03 wants a word

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>when he hits your wife's g-spot

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>>74689504
delet this

we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>74689437
not many sports you can play in a sleeveless jumper

>>74689454
>>74689466
>>7468949
Rwc 03 was amazing and probably a better achievement however just because The Ashes 05 went on for so long it literally brought the entire country together for 2 months. It was as an amazing time to be alive. Rwc 03 - all people talk about is Wilko's drop kick.

we must secure the existence of our people and a future for half-white children

>>74689543
>despite the rwc being a better achievment in every single way, the ashes is better because it went for longer

haha yeah good one m8

>>74689437
>1:45

sheeeeeet

>>74689398
what do you think are some good bands that offer good different guitar playing, I only really listen to punk orientated music so my guitar skills is a bit stagnant. Love the guitarists from these bands:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fafj2F10ISM bit in the middle gets me everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE5rIpDSz0g

>>74689564
14½88!

b b b b b bain

>>74689564
Your country is rife with feminists, faggots, and pedo's. Thanks to the dominant political and cultural ideologies, you're an emotionally disturbed fat fuck who's never made love to a woman who loves him. You have no long term goals for self-improvement and pray for the world as you know it to end, since you lack the courage to an hero yourself, but until then you fill the gaping whole in your spiritual existence by buying useless crap designed to be obsolete within half a decade at most. Also, you're fat, and will most likely be on a cocktail of prescribed medicines by your late 40's.

thailad

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Why are rabbits so sexy?

>>74689601
mm?

Mr. Yank?

>>74689609
because Disney confused you as a child.

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>ants in me tea

>>74689640
clean your room

>>74689609
big willy for the judy ONLY

>>74689640
clean your anus

Freddie Flintoff SUCH a hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeGn91Ma-_A

>>74689640

drink the bastards

>>74689537
chicano

>>74689648
my room is clean
and I cleaned my kitchen
the ants seem to inhabit the very water molecules
I was lazy and just drank it even with the two dead ants sunk to the bottom
good protein I guess

>>74689595
global boker face

wearing womens panties lying in my gfs bed waiting for her to get out the shower so i can powerfuck her arsehol

wish i didnt live with my parents so i could smoke indoors

>>74689582
first link sounds like a combination of sunny day real estate and explosions in the sky desu

anyone notice some of the smart lads from school seemed to plateau after leaving?

couple of guys I went to school with share mong-tier opinions on politics and current affairs, yet when they were 17 they were intimidatingly smart

>>74689684
ARE FRED

>>74689726
Observe them, gain their trust, become one with the tribe. Then see where they're coming from and bleach the fuck out of the area and scrub the surrounding surface.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs

kino

>>74689738
>smoke indoors
don't do that anyway, your place will stink and over time will turn white things yellow

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pondering this

>>74689582
They're both fairly good, though I have to say, the second one kind of falls off in the latter half. It starts out joggn' my joggn', and it finishes like a Blink-182 song.

>>74689796
i'm a friendless neckbeard it's not like i would be having people over

>>74689805
thicker neck just frames your face more, making it look better

>>74689805
Why does his face look different?

IMAGINE being gay

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>For the last six general elections, the polling average 50 days before the election has always been wrong – although this has always given Labour a more generous vote share.


>Con 49% Lab 27%

>>74689595
How does that change the fact that our future is in our half-white children?

They alone carry on our proud European heritage.

flight in 5 hours

>>74689836
think it must be kind of nice being able to have sex on demand essentially

>>74689829
Not with that attitude. I will still wait for my invitation.

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>>74689839
would be happy if we still had ar Cammo

>>74689874
hello thailad

>>74689765
>>74689779
>>74689796
snap

>>74689880
hello nigger

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>>74689874
thank you sempai!

>>74689903
y-you're welcome

>>74689899
rude

>>74689861
gay sex is literally disgusting though

>>74689926
blame the other one

Oi ribena, told you that tranny would avoid you on his break. Literally been right about him on four separate occasions but you wouldn't listen.

>>74689938
okay

Imagine there's no Australia
It's easy if you try
No hell below this post
Above us only decent posts
Imagine all of this thread
Being de-e-cent

>>74689946
thanks x

Imagine there's no Canada

it wasn't me

it was me

>>74689934
nah it's alright

>>74689963
>>74689971
Shagged that ladyboy yet?

Imagine lyrics
It's easy if you try
*stops singing*
*keeps playing the chords to imagine*

>>74689934
agreed but if youre gay you probably dont think it is

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myself and the lads

You know banks, employers, letting agents, nhs, education services (higher and schools), isps and websites ate all legally required to share your personal information with the home office?

The level of state surveillance is comparable to east germany.

Thanks mummy may

Class of 3000 sing it!

>>74689981
No, I don't think I'm going to either

is imagine the most fedora song of all time?

>>74690022
How many shags have you had in SEA?

Flintoff at the back

>>74690018
umm just dont be racist and you'll be fine sweaty xx

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no borders too
Imagine all the refugees
Living life in Europe...
A yoo-hoo-oo-oo

>>74690043
6 i'm pretty sure, but i met up with a few of them more then just the once

>>74690014
Literally hate lads and I got such a Stephan haircut cause my cant get into proper styles. Really pisses me off.

>>74690059
Its funny that we call corbyn a communist when theresa is the one implicating 1/6th of the population into surveillance

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ireland is rightful british clay

>>74690110
labour voted for it

>>74690039
John Lennon was an anti-theistic socialist hippy. Nixon banned him from the US so he didn't get out of bed in a hotel in Montreal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwJPPaEyqhI

not being funny lads but the gook in the video is quite possible the most beautiful girl i've ever seen

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>>74690116
*heems you*

>>74690110
authoritarianism ≠ communism

>>74690129
Theresa's brainchildren.

In trying to stop nonces illegal migrants and terrorists shes made the state syrveillance aparatus ubquitous.

But literally no one gives a shit

>>74690145
Can't wait to see mayweather dance round this little cunt and uppercut him into oblivion.

>>74690145
*dodges it*
*runs away laughing*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvzTcnpx9zM

>>74690130
hmm I thought it was in new york where he didnt get out of bed. Hate to think what he would have smelled like.

My company's pretty incompetent. They're paying 3 of us lazy bastards to do the job one hard-working person could do.

Then again, I'm not complaining.

>>74690154
My point is that the worse (authoritarian) aspects of communism like the gulags secret police and surveillance are more may-tier

Corbyn just wants to nationalise trains and tax the billionaires

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>>74690145
*heems you*

>>74690157
tim farron and the based lib dems opposed that, clegg always opposed extra surveillance

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>>74689058
Mind if i?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxIgpKdPKc

>>74690207
Yeah but no one will vote for them.

We're going to vote for theresa so she can ban more things and spy on us more whilst letting richfags hide taxes and dictate policy

>>74690196
Those things can be incorporated into fascism too.
>Corbyn just wants to nationalise trains and tax the billionaires
Pretty much the definition of communism.

>>74690186
What is it

>>74690246
good we should ban more things

>>74690246
plenty will vote for them, just need to make sure people vote tactically

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>>74690181
The Bed-in for Peace was a protest staged by John and Yoko at the The Queen Elizabeth hotel in Montreal while he was banned from the US by President Nixon.

I believe the Plastic Ono band were already established in New York, and Nixon banned John from returning because he was considered a high-profile political activist.

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>>74690261
I got you

>>74690248
The privatised train service is a oligipoly/monopoly thatcharges too much and provides too little.

Not sure if a nationalised rail service would be any worse - ergo i wouldnt mind a hint of communism to avoid a hint of fascism

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tim farrun is a tow-tul fooking mowron

>>74689177
death grips

do people unironically like the Tory part or only because it's not Labour

>>74690326
hate em both
not politicist just dont like em

>>74690303
>voting for ukip post brexit

>>74690326
I've got a big Tory part you'll love

find it real immature how lefties refer to trump as a fart and to PJW and alex jones as parodies of themselves

you'd think with them being educated they'd be a little better at "banter"

>>74690306
That's all well and good, just seems odd to compare Tories to communists.
>>74690344
I know..

wafts of stale piss are coming through the window, hate living over a cut through

>>74690303
>Voting for surveillance

/pol/ is so fucking reddit

>>74690364
seething

>>74690364
I'm a leftist, and I'm not educated.

Not all Leftists are highly-educated. End this meme!

>>74690384
It's not like there's even a choice anymore. The opposition is a joke.

>>74690377
Theyre similar in their authoritarianism and use of state and nonstate surveillance

Stasi or home office

Economically and in terms of grand aims they are different ofc

>>74690406
>i can only vote for 2 parties
oooo mm yes thats a good goy mmmm

Love Tanora. Hate pints

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>got to go home tomorrow
literally have nightmares about it

high as fuck rn

>>74690326
People think labour caused the financial crisis
People think immigration is worse than it is
People union power is worse than corporate power.

They are all wrong.

>>74690406
Theyre not

Ive asked you why you keep saying this and you never explain. Why is may better for negotiations?. Why is surveillance state not a bigger joke?

unironically have no problem with more surveillance

>>74690441
haha cool mate save some kush for me bro just about to finish at woolies

>>74690441
post your face

>>74690429
Arseyrian

is the assyrian irishman the same as the one who lifts and likes yukio mishima?

>>74690459
fuck off get your own
>>74690461
oi nah fuck off

just bought a chev ro let

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>>74690380
>a cut through

>>74690483
>assyrian irishman
what

unironically have no problem with more taxation

>>74690512
You know who you are, brown bastard

non-whites will be begging for another hitler when white people are gone

>>74690456
If I've got nothing to hide, why would I mind someone looking? lol

The reason Enlightenment philosophers stressed "muh Privacy" is because they were all massive degenerates who didn't want people to know all the kinky shit they got up to.

>>74690512
fella with an irish flag mentioned being assyrian last night

>>74690483
that's chinlad

>>74690535
Hope he gets kneecapped if he even so much as glances at an Irish child

first thing i do when i wake up is check the 'ddit for replies

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>non-whites will be begging for another hitler when white people are gone

"There's only one / Ricky Hatton!"

https://youtu.be/bJrCY2qwhgI?t=2978

>>74690552
first thing i do is drink some water desu

>>74690533
Being on 4chan and doing things like laughing about tim are questionable.

Definitely do not want government keeping 4chan posts hanging over my head

You must must must get your pizza from the crust

>>74690552
>>74690565
im always bursting for a piss when i wake up, then i do a wank

>>74690553
thanks for allowing me to add this one to my collection xx

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anyone remember KSI
Imagine becoming a literal billionaire from playing fifa in your room fuck sake

>>74690597
hes had a breakdown now haha
NOW who's the winner

need to remember not to have coffee after 8pm

>>74690597
le quirky black lad xD

>>74690533
yeah nailed it mate. everyone who is against governmental surveillance on web usage is against it because they don't want the government seeing what porn they watch, and not monitoring their opinions and working some way to convict unpopular opinions in some stupid hate speech law format.

redpill me on bigdickbitch.com

article about Nick Land in the guardian today

>>74690641
yer ma's fav website, starring yours truly

>>74690604
what happened

>Bank of England says rates may need to rise before late 2019
Posted at
12:06
The Bank of England says that it may need to raise interest rates before the late 2019 date markets had been expecting, as it saw inflation rising and the economy growing steadily over the next few years.


JUST

>>74690597
yeah but anyone else remember the cuckio meme?

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A certain day of the week that you despair at acknowledging?

>>74690670
garfuck

>>74690649
nick land is a good lad

Any here ever gotten "niccups"? Hiccups (hiccoughs) from nicotine.

>>74690706
nah when i get too much nicotine i just feel like my head's swimming
gf rolls ridiculously fat fags reeee

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*blocks your path*

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>>74690649
Was looking for his page on "blompaphysics?" and crude oil, but I couldn't find it.

>>74690723
gave her a fattie of my own making last night

>>74690751
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/11/accelerationism-how-a-fringe-philosophy-predicted-the-future-we-live-in

>>74690706
no but ive gotten herpes from your mum lmfao

just offered draw when i had forced mate in 3

FUCK FUCK FUCK

The best Labour can hope for is 30%

>>74690723
I just had a long vape sesh's and I can't stop hiccuping.

Wouldn't have went that long if I knew my throatal area would be spasming.

It's actually the nicotine itself and not the action of inhaling smoke/vapor. Crazy.

>>74690649
>>74690751
someone was talking about how if you understand nick land you might have a higher propensity for schizophrenia.
They were saying when they were younger they used to be really into the concept of 'machine thought' and would end up repeating these phrases to themselves again and again, shite like: nothing human escapes the near future. Nick land and U/ACC is still cool though

really, REALLY high right now

>>74690816
>vape sesh
the utter state. pathetic

>>74690809
and they are VERY sanctimonious about it

>>74690670
garnigger

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>I just had a long vape sesh

whiteness is a social construct

>>74690825
siick

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>I just had a long vape sesh

Wish people would stop conflating the clash with punk

They sound nothing like any other punk bands, they're basically pop

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>>74690597
have you see his flat in Stratford
mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghHezB8LDm4

>tfw you will never make millions off of FIFA

>>74690872
i think it's admirable that i can be as high as i am right now and still able to hold myself together enough to post about it on /brit/

i fucking love science

*goes in for a kiss*

>>74690888
>click his uploads
>no videos with more than 10,000 views
what the fuck?

i fucking love pints

>>74690818
Someone should mail Tim the Fanged Noumena.

>>74690597
what about howtobasic? he makes bank from throwing food across a kitchen and grunting

>>74690892
stfu bitch

these prats falling for the fedora bait
such disappointments

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>>74690861
this image was actually next to this image (pic related) when i was choosing my file, but i didn't actually misclick, i thought /brit/ would find it refreshing to see someone fedorapost and not take the obvious bait and post that image we're all thinking about

>>74690921
tim would unironically think someone at dpd had written it to mess with him
>>74690892
oh my god do one you bellend

>>74690917
think it's a spam account nicking his vids and reuploading them

>Why yes, I do indeed love Blur!

my face looks like moe off the simpsons

vapeman is a different although not entirely seperate gimmick

>>74690965
>>74690917
he had a breakdown and removed all his videos for a while, guess he must have just reuploaded them all

>>74690951
i'd do ten or more if i could, preferably not all at once

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>Why yes, I do indeed love Blur! They are indeed far superior to Oasis m'lady!

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>look at KSI's flat
>price for a 3 bed, 2 bath £2,750pcm

fuck lads was having a bit of a sing in the car on the way home and the throat is fucked now

>>74690999
>>74690970
Utter muppet

>>74690999
>>74690970
>poortherners can't even do a simple fedora post
IMAJUN

>>74690986
nah because the videos stop 8 months ago

got a captcha before that said "willy slick" but didn't want to mention in that post because i wanted it to be taken seriously

phwoar yeah we'll have a bit of her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh3CUG3Bm-E

Which is more Northern:
>Luton
>Harrogate

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desired gf

>>74690892
not coherent enough to have any sense of self-perception

>>74691049
don't care

>>74691043
yeah tidy

>>74691054
oh right i forgot /brit/ is full of straight-edge uptight virgin squares

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>ahh yes no band matches Blur in not just musical proficiency but also poetic genius!

>let me read an excerpt from one of their classics "girls who are boys who like girls who are boys" ah yess utter genius!

am i allowed to like kendrick lamar if i'm white

>>74691051
frogfu

>>74691051
great feet 2bh

have to wank now

dude weed lmao

>>74691062
The joke is, Harrogate is actually Northern, but posh, and Luton is actually Southern, but working class. But the cultural connotations for "Northern" and "Southern" are the other way around.

>>74691093
yes

>>74691093
Think you have to be white to like his two newest albums

>>74691104
dont see why this conversation has to necessarily be about weed, all i'm talking about is that im high as fuck

you wouldn't hold the same aversions about a guy who was just giving you a piece of his day like he got called racist at greggs or something

>>74691105
holy fuck
FOL

Hate southern middle class private school twats

So to answer your question *sips pint* yes, yes I do loathe blur.

>>74691135

smoked weed a few times but never been high x

>>74691095
source?

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BHLEER? BLEEER? Y'Z MOST ME MAD LA, YOU'ZLL GET YER 'ED SMASHED IN SAYIN THA ROUND THESE WAYS LAAAA

I'M OAYSES FRU N FRU ME LAA, LOVE A BIRRA NOLE ME

BLUR AR SHITE, SOUVERN PONCES THEM

*gives a tramp 20p to play wonderwall*

FOCKIN LOVE OAYSES ME - HATE TORYES

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-LrViODFvk

Scared off Thai nonce

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>>ahh yes no band matches Blur in not just musical proficiency but also poetic genius!

>>let me read an excerpt from one of their classics "girls who are boys who like girls who are boys" ah yess utter genius!

>>74691225

Literally nothing wrong with any of this you southern Tory prick

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Just got back from the shop with a huge crate of assorted alcohol. It was heavy as shit carrying it back. My spaghetti arms have lost all power. You know that feeling where your muscles are just not working.

>>74691178
it's really overrated, i don't like it much as at makes me a giggly retard and paranoid about people knowing im high

>>74691225
crease

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>Literally nothing wrong with any of this you southern Tory prick

anyone fancy spunking into my botty?

>>74691225
gf asked me if i could play wonderwall the other day. i said maybe

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>Literally nothing wrong with any of this you southern Tory prick
>by now you should've somehow
>realised what you've gotta do

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>I say Charles, what should one listen to on this fine gay evening?

>why yes of course Charles! A bit of Blur it should be! Slap on country house!

The French spoken by French Canadians is a medieval peasant dialect that's died out in France.

Napoleon killed those kind of dialects because he saw them as denigrations of the language. Wise.

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negotiating four different potential shags at once

hopefully one of them will work out

Reminder to vote Labour because yer mam and dad teeld ya too

>>74691254

Based big Nicky the union breaker

Need her to stand on my cock

wish zyzz didn't die

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me warkin to skewl to go bash som souverhn ponce heads in laaaaah

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>>74691355
g-good riddance of that chad leb anon

Funny thing is after what's the story morning glory dropped blur weren't even big enough to compete with obasedis anymore

>>74689058
posting only to say that

Saoiroise is an absolute qt

It's always the best member of any band that dies first.

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>alri la yeah sound one you bang on the oasis and ill get the red stripe alri
>yeah dont worry me dad got us some eccy
>yeah mad fer it

>>74691396
shersha

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Tfw midlander watching the suvverners and northers fight.

>he doesn't like red stripe
Jamaica lager beer mate

when i have kids im going to give them extremely specific times certain things need to be microwaved like 71 seconds for a leftover burrito or something so they'll grow up and think i'm some kind of master on microwaves but actually i was just pulling those times out of my arse and was no better informed than they were

>>74691417
best post ive seen in a while

>>74691413

No such thing as a midlander, anything south of the manc is southern twats, you southern twat

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>>74691401
I literally see nothing wrong with this being an interaction. Sounds like a good night waiting to happen with a lad that isn't a stuck up cunt.

t. Welshman

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>he thinks the midlands exists

the midlands is just a shithole that is technically northern but is so wank that the north is trying to distance itself from it by inventing this myth that it's a separate entity

>>74691413
if youre not with us youre against us
if you pronounce grass with a short a then you're northern

hate the cheese wanker from Blur, got Tory written all over his face

>>74691431
>>74691436

What's your opinion on this one I just made?

NEED a Lady Leshurr gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stKe4Gy5vsA

>>74691417
>when you realise adults don't really have everything figured out and in fact they're just taller people that are better at pretending they have everything figured out and are just muddling their way through the shitshow we call life

That's when you become a man.

won't somebody please think of the bankers the bonuses

how should I deal with benny?
I got the chip, and my job is to deliver it, and that's it
but then again, he did shoot me in the head

>>74691441
yeah but the thing is mate everything i listed is a cliche thing that northern "sesh heads" do to try and be cool
but you wouldnt know that as you're from half way across the planet. So next time dont go sticking your nose in alright?

the midlands is an absolute meme and is actually just part of the north

why to black girls always have such bad hairlines?

>>74691442
I'm sorry but is it called the Northern Engine? No, it's not is it? It's called the MIDLANDS Engine. Because if you're saying that it's the Northern Engine I can assure you that you're wrong.

>>74691485
>letting him live ever

fucking cuckold

>>74691472
yeah but you can leave a strong impression on kids with your opinions

to this day i tell everyone i hate menthol cigarettes even though i dont even really dislike them but i just feel like i should have that opinion because my mum and older sister did

>>74691436
>tfw not called Welsh cause accent isn't like Gavin and Stacey
>tfw southerners call me northern
>tfw northerners call me southern

never fit in anywhere desu

>this aussie with a stick up his arse about the irish has no mates
IMAJUN

>>74691505
*pats you on the head*

of COURSE you're special Mr Midlands, now go and sit in the corner with the other funny accent children

*punts you up the arse*

hate kids 2bh

>>74691548
Who are you talking about the way I see it is 2 aussies ITT and neither of them are mentioning the Irish

This is the midlands because Wales is rightful English clay

just filtered ireland x

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>>74691574
fucks sake

>>74691574
the welsh one who starts every thread with "GAS THE TAIGS LADS" cos his uncle got shot by the ira

>>74691574
there is only one bruce on /brit/ lad

>>74691470
rap videos look really silly without the sound on