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Braids edition
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Anzu you are all I will ever need
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no gf
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I think when you get down into the core of what the difference is between the radical centrist and the rorkesheed complex.

its that the radical centrist, has no loyalty to a particular narrative, he doesn't seek for facts that support his argument, rather he seeks to form an argument post-priori from facts. rorkesheeds by contrast cherry picks facts to suit the narrative he convinced himself a-priori and ignores anything counter to that.

rorke closes his left eye, and rasheed closes his right. the radical centrist opens his third.
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Thailad is bent

>jed thread

No thanks
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Never in all my years of talking to girls have I ever seen one say "come hang out some time"

What's her fucking game?
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>>74686469
very nice
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reminder to filter all normies
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TEST
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>>74686519
wants ur thick cock or she wants to havest ur organs win win tbqfh
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Not a fan of having commitments in the morning

Love sleeping in until 2pm

Love being a neet
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i just want a gf lads but that means loads self improvement and that's a lot of work and time

simply cannae be arsed
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>>74686526

Minging bird

Turning me gay lad
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>>74686508
never seen anzu in real life and refuse to believe she is real until i do so
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if you're not a neet get the fuck out, we don't want normal people in this general
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going doctors, back in a bit. try not to let in any pakis while im gone lads
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Hello everyone, just back from my day at work. Thinking of moving more money to my index funds and then making a few espressos on my stovetop percolator

>>74686565
Hello
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Hi lads I'm a Paki mind if I join?
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92
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Twin peaks gf
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>>74686565
variety is the spice of life fampai dont want a circlejerk either way
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Don't make any assumptions about me
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/brit/ was in a state yesterday
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>>74686548
REALLY want to plum her bum
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>>74686627
I assume you will reply to me, either directly or indirectly
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imagine having a girlfriend

not a virgin friendless loser either

but just never had a gf
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>>74686633

what happened?
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thoughts on oswald spengler?
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>>74686642

> not a virgin friendless loser either
> never had a gf

So... you're fuggo?
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>>74686643
the nonce wouldn't stop posting
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HMMMM....
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love pints
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>>74686643
I didn't post at all yesterday
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Love pins
Hate needles
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Jack of no trades desu lads
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>>74686666
i think im boring or lack a sex appeal. have had sex with girls i picked up at the bar but just am not interesting enough to hold a girls attention
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>>74686696
alri Jack
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>>74686642
having a gf is great until it isnt
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hate coal mines
love pits
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imagine having a girl get jealous when you talk to another girl, and her letting you know she's jealous
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turtle you about?
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do I wear the same 3 pairs of socks despite owning 20+ pairs? Yes.

do I like Thailad? sure, he's a good kid

do I rate Pogba? *inhales cigarette* no.... no I do not rate Pogba
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>>74686722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mrbeCuDp9o
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>>74686718
How is desert real like just irrigate nigga like just pour some water on it haha
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>>74686751
TELL ME ABOUT THE SOCKS
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>>74686718

I dont understand, why have you pasted scooby doo onto Europe next to a pink UK in the Atlantic?
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>>74686643
trannyspammer
flood of the catalogue
threads left up for hours and hours
thread wars, two threads posted in with an equal amount of posters
absence of the janny
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>>74686701

umm, have you tried not being boring?
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>>74686674
lmao where has it all gone
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hate gloves hate shoes hate socks simple as
love pants
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>>74686749
that's the absolute worst

my ex always got super jealous and didn't even try to hide it

insecure girls aren't really good relationship material because they try to monopolize all your time too
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>>74686785
fuck off you piece of shit normie
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>>74686773

oh yeah, now i remember.. don't think i was here for the two threads with equal amount of posts though.
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>>74686750
yeah, what you need la'
*walks towards you*
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>>74686797
not a normie

used to be but guarantee i'm the most abnormie here now
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>>74686785

>Not wanting a jealous and controlling GF

Fucking normaltrash
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The internet has not been a force for good.

Gonna start a neo-Luddite movement.
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>>74686785
So don't let them, eejit
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>>74686770
What is it with you and socks
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>>74686820
I'll jion you but still use it for shopping and stuff because come on
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>>74686818

> wanting a mentally ill gf

hmm, have a feeling you've never known someone like that in real life and have just fallen for the romanticized version presented by the jews in hollywood
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>>74686839
Alri Tim, I don't know it just keeps coming up for some reason. This is my second sock related collaboration gimmick.
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Tried to chat up this girl says she's only looking for a frustrated Canadian man and that she can never find one. Thought I'd ask here for her on the off chance. Worth a try.
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only girls interested in me are fat and ugly
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>in room alone playing with my dick then my family barges in

hmm yes quite epic my dear
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>>>/pol/125054222

When did you realise /pol/ posters were under the age of 18?
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only girls interested in me are imaginary
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>>74686848
Bruce, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?
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>>74686864
She's fat and ugly though
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latest match

think i'll do an out of the ordinary and message her x
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>>74686889

the sister is mentally ill
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>>74686880
going on /pol/ /r9k/ /a/ or /b/ in the year 2017 c'mon bruv
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>>74686914

only to post b8 threads :^)

never go to /a/ or /b/ though
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>>74686941
all the popular boards are non ironically filled with 12 year olds its shocking
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Imagine trying to get with a girl who lives 50km away from you

Absolute desperation
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There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air
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alri thailad
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>only to post b8 threads :^)
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his sister is a prozzie
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>>74686905
Why is being this mundane as a woman more acceptable than saying I like beer football and cars as a man?
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hair's looking a bit of a mess and i've got a tinder date on saturday lads. considering going to the barber today to tidy it up but it's a risk cos if he fucks it up there's no hiding it. thoughts?
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>>74686964
alri
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so how do you become bf and gf?

Do you just ask them one day after going on a couple dates?
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>>74686973
pics?
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>>74686978
fuck off nonce
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>>74686973
>thoughts?
FONT
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wew
https://youtu.be/9Vl1UBG1AfA
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>>74686966
You literally have prank call videos on your channel
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>>74686969
it's not at all

my bio just says i like playing golf and going fishing
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post arsehole
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Remember Quentin?
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>>74686981
there's a form you both need to fill out that makes it official
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willy feels quite firm might do a cheeky romp through Grindr to get a shag
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>>74687035
I try to forget
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>>74687019
Kev calls aren't prank calls, Kev calls are serious inquiries
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>74687013

deserved it for running into a lane without looking first

natural selection n dat
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>>74687013
Me driving the silver car
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>>74687048
haha I think you meant Tinder mate. Grindr is for poofs and the gays
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i'm an Anarcho-Fascist
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>>74687021
That sounds nice sorry to get political mate won't happen again
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well good morning

erm... yep

can i get some food

can i get some food

go see can i get some food

bit cold out

irish weather

can i get some food

alright

erm... yep

six time dis week

alright

talk tye again

bye
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>Molyneux and Sargon
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>>74687099
It's amazing how long you can string people along with like 5 or 6 different phrases.
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wish i were a poof

talkign to girls is hard :(
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Literally fuming at this yank who contradicted me with his hick hobbies can't even eat my cereal without shaking
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>>74687089
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-39880162

not usually one to cheer the death of fellow humanry but LOVE seeing indias ranks thin out even a little bit
just wish the corpses werent going to be dumped in the ganges by sunday
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>>74687134
like a bit of both me. find it much easier talking to lads tbf
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>>74687134
BRISBANE
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decked a schoolgirl today
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>>74687157
didn't know this
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serious case of swamp arse
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>>74687067
ah yes, good to hear the gene for running into traffic shan't be amongst the pool any longer :)))
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>>74687171
>North India

Literally cheering the deaths of the purest Aryan homeland outside of Bradford.
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*boards the bus*
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got decked by some crypto-aussie runt while I was in drag as a schoolgirl today
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>thanks for calling bt, in a few words please tell us how we can help you today
can i get some food

>to report fraudulent activity, is that right?
yep

>please hold
Aright
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>>74687254
ill cheer for the deaths of anyone from china uganda or india until they learn to stop havin so many sprogs
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Well good night

Bit warm out
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>>74687289
EDF or EE the best imo
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can i get some pints

can i get some pints

go see can i get some pints
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Business idea: Tim calls
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forgot to get tobacco lads. fuck sake.
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*ring ring*
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could I get a link to thailad's webpage
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keep getting a 'FUCK FREE' chrome pop up
this is fucked lads
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>>74687404

nonce.com
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nonce
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>>74687404
it's basically /dead/ will make good soon.

What do you want?
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>>74687430
just want the kev calls
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>>74687444
https://youtu.be/p04atJqQS4k
https://youtu.be/WDjMVqpHS0k
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you wake up in grimsby
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thailad make a tim soundboard
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>british squirrels
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FUCK FREE
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*BRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP*

Alri lads. Been away for a month to become a normie again. Even got a tan hahaha.
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>>74687496
I just might do that
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>>74687511
Wew that thing is so fluffy. I want to stamp on it!!
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Growing up in south-west London in the 1980s, my use of drink and drugs was not abnormal. I must have started drinking at 14, because it was at that age I got a criminal record for causing a road accident after too many lagers. At secondary school we sniffed Tippex from our jumper sleeves, smoked Embassy and Rothmans at lunch and had the odd aerosol whiff at the local rec. At college it was stoned chess marathons, LSD and mushrooms among the trees and some heavy drinking at punk gigs.
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>>74687536
look into tanning beds
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>>74687566
Nah, you'll hurt your eyes haha
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>>74687608
wahey!
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i seriously hope you DON'T wear glasses
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>>74687536
'eano
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http://ncase.me/door/#Mnwd!xnt!%60mm!m%60er!ynyny

Got a short little game for you cunts
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>>74686814
You say this all the time, but I honestly doubt it. Post your stats.
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>>74687627
fuck off 2 eyed cunt
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>>74687662
virus don't click DO NOT CLICK
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>>74687687
didn't click
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Percocet
Molly percocet
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>>74687627
why? not saying i wear glasses or anything just asking
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>>74687662
not clicking this virus
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>>74687714
can't say
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how do you pronounce ylilauta?
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>>74687743
fuck off
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>>74687721
hahah okay....
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>>74687743
Yoolilawta
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>>74687464

howling
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the night of the living no gf
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>>74686526
>blonde hair
>black eyebrows
[SLAV DETECTED][SLAV DETECTED][SLAV DETECTED][SLAV DETECTED]
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Choon

https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4
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>>74687809
have dark blonde hair and black facial hair but i am so slav lad
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>>74687824
t.slav lad
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me and the gf
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>>74687811
https://youtu.be/BfoE3EzIAug#t=84
REEEEEMIXXXX
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Is a Lawful-Neutral Human Fighter boring for a D&D 5e campaign?

Lawful Neutral means I respect the system, but I'm not too enthused about it, but I wouldn't go outside the system (chaotic) to do anything about it.

The DM will penalise us for not roleplaying our alignment.
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>>74687811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwAmC-_NZQg
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its the end for me lads
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red ice is some good stuff

thanks thailad x
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>>74687864
stole your picture
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>>74687849
detest the alignment system
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>>74687849
Fuck off nerd, go clean your glasses
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>>74687878
You're welcome brother
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>>74687157
its authoritarian catholicism mixed with nationalism
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detest thailad
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Think I'm having a mental breakdown lads.

Keep getting trembles and losing the feeling in my right arm as well.
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>>74687918
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
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>>74687864
you gonna go out in classic ameriprozac fashion and take a few down with you?
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>be a rorke
>move to thailand

imagine...IMAGINE being such a monumentally pathetic runt
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>search redice
>it's infowars but boring
I deserve it for reading a yank post
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New bumper sticker, lads
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>>74688014
fuck off spic
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>>74687955
not so heem-happy now are ya?
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>>74688028
fuck off weeb
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Thailad, EXPLAIN THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBzNegIrN08
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might do a wank
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mum got me five guys
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Don't love pints but I like them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaMdxC6CQI

what happened to shuffling lads?

i liked it :(
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>>74688048
no YOU explain THIS
https://youtu.be/C836r0pSuO4
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>>74688062
looks like she sat on the burger
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>>74688062
Alri 2009
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i kissed a girl and i liked it
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Real Friends, how many of us?
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>>74688082
Hmm..
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>>74688119
Bangkok?
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>>74688039
dont watch anime
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>>74688134
Yes but I'm leaving for Hanoi either tonight or tomorrow

I don't even want to leave though yet, silly dumb VISA's
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Population of ALL Euroe : 743M
Population of China : 1371M

how could this happen?
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CHOON

https://youtu.be/87nkJquHnAU
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>>74688154
Can't you just extend it again?
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This new labour manifesto looks alright actually
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>Work initially tells me I can wear business casual
>gets mad at me and tells me to wear a tie but that my colourful shirts and pants are fine
>then says my pants need to be black dress pants
>then says my shirt needs to be plain business shirt + tucked in at all times
>then says my ties need to be mono colour
>then says my leather shoes need to be black not brown
>then says I need to bring multiple shirts in case I sweat
All this just to clown about for kids, Christ I'm sick of this shit already
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>>74688175
Alri jezza
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>>74688168
I don't think so, no
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>>74688157
I thought only latinos could make terrible music videos like that
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>tfw no gf
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>>74688072
it's still a thing over here desu, 18-21 year old future deanos love nothing more than putting on their huraches and shuffling to only the finest of fat black women singing over generic deep house beats
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*blocks your path*
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Doing a read about how they determine which way is Mecca is when in space
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>>74688178
How many schools did you apply to before you got a job?
>>74688195
oh, then you need to do a run
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>>74687566

Tanning beds are for white trash who can't be arsed to go on holiday
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fucking SICK of normies in this general
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>>74688255
A lot and I got a lot of offers but this one looked like one of the better ones, can't stand the schedule though, it's all spread through the day so it makes it hard to go anywhere far
And they're becoming increasingly anal about my dress no matter how formal, it's a bit crazy considering they always contradict themselves
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>>74686911
has she got a bf?
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>>74688062
you're a fucking animal
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>muslims in space

thought makes me chuckle desu
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gramps just sent me this
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>>74688231
Something you'll need to know when sea levels rise 100 meters, and the British Space Angency has to send the population of Britain up into space to colonise the solar system in the name of Allah.
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*blocks your airhole*
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alri lads haha
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Post power stances
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wish we weren't in runtvision
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arguing with yanks on /r9k/ about parents kicking their children out as soon as they turn 18
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>>74688304
You're the commodity, don't let them take the piss.
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>>74688410
why would /r9k/ have any insight on that matter
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>>74688334
refugees NOT welcome on the independent island republic of eastbourne
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>r9k
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How much of a good thing is too much?

Serious question.
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>>74688478
10 litres
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>>74688490
Can you convert that to metric?
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DONT CALL ME WHITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63uC5z1uuGw
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>>74688506
litres is metric
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job interview on monday
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Absolute STATE of the United Kingdoms University application process.

Why are they asking if you're transgender or not? I bet this was added in the last few years too.

S T A T E of our generation
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think I have ptsd from a webbum posted yesterday
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>>74688515
I was testing you guys. You passed the test (barely).

Now give me that figure in Imperial units.
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>>74688516

wish I had one

have had three this year and been turned down by all
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>>74688531
Tell us what happened, lad
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>>74688524
>White
>Christian
>Heterosexual
>Cis Gender
Application denied.
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>>74688524
>university

obviously it's going to have it there

just filled out an HMRC form and thankfully they still just had Male/Female
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>his country didn't invent the nuke, the internet, penicillin, save the world from communism, usher in an era of peace and prosperity, land on the moon(several times), or colonize mars(work in progress)

guffawing at our inadequate you are
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>>74688561
Why is it obvious?
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>>74688554

inlvolved jynx maze dont wanna go into it x
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>>74688572
Why not go to Uni here?
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>>White
>>Christian
>>Heterosexual
>>Cis Gender
>Application denied.
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Post strictly bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVgWRy2ceJc
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>>74688571
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>>74688583
Can't get student loans here
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>>74688572
because universities are generally very liberal and include this stuff to appease their customers
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gib us a job m8
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Last year, at the beginning of my undergrad, I was supposed to take a group photo with my college of business class. There were around forty people sprawled out, three people thick, and I was in the front because I'm so short. I was extremely intimidated by the normoids wearing fancy clothing and by how attractive they were, so I just gazed down during the photo. I actually put my chin again my chest and gazed down in fright.

I will see this class of ???? photo soon like when I graduate. One lone sperg staring at the floor with a distressed in gross clothing surround by chads. Ain't life grand.
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Any business owning runts here? I want to heem you for cutting in front of me in line at the bank.

"Because services"? More like "look at how important I am! I get to skip to the front of the line ahead of all you non-business owning Plebs". Despicable.
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>>74688572
because universities are businesss and it's easier to add an extra two lines of code than appear to be against transgender people and get bad publicity?
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>>74688571
AHEM
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lads i do not mind telling you that i am having a hot beverage of the tea variety
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tmW5cLps8U
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>>74688622
hello nonce
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>>74688617
Ok i don't why you're telling me like it's a question? Like your some total bitch out of "Mean Girls"?

Back the fuck off pal??
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>>74688615
better see a pic in a year runt
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>>74688645
I'll probably see it when I graduate.
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>>74688571
>penicillin
>USA
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>>74688589
not bad but the mixing is shit, words are way too quiet
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I've noticed /int/ has transitioned from "muh vijya games" to "muh unemployment" to "muh dead-end job" at the exact time I went through High School, unemployment, and a dead-end job.

Interesting.
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>>74688643
or because it's a really fucking easy thing to understand
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could heem everyone ITT with one hand
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panic attack
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>>74688661
No it's really good
>>74688666
Just stop replying to me already??
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>>74688638
Not the nonce
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>>74688678
spend less time with 12 year olds and maybe you'll become smarter than one you sadcase
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>>74688671
believ eme i'm just itching to test your glass chin with a quick right cross
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>>74688509
They were racsit to all races. Fat mike is a jew, the band was very multiculti. They released an album called white trash, two heebs and a bean. Due to there being one white guy, two jews and a mexican in the band. Good band tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmJCnNuMg3Y
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>>74688615

I remember my first year of uni they split us up into groups of 4 or 5 and we had to discuss a question or something

I just stared at the floor. one guy tried to include me and asked me if I had any thoughts and I just said nah.

not sure why I was so shy amongst strangers, was always the loud confident one with my m8s
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>>74688678
this is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE36pyqkRbU
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>>74688696
I don't why you're attacking me when I've done nothing to you.... What is that ?
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>>74688672
Calm down
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>>74688655
we're the ones who figured out how to mass produce it to make it available to the entire world
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>>74688700
>I just stared at the floor. one guy tried to include me and asked me if I had any thoughts and I just said nah.
I'm afraid that it is genuine autism - the blanking out when there is too much stimuli. Do you clam up in restaurants?
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hello kitty
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>>74688710
>Chillhop

>brooo this so chill dude, bro i'm just straight vibing off of this, i'm just so relaxed right now my man
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punk music is cringe; the genre
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I use "Yid", but affectionately. I rather like the Ashkenazis.

Not a fan of "kike"; too derisive. "Heeb" is good.

"Jew" just seems too formal. If I ever had a Jewish friend, I'd call him "my Yid friend", and we'd be alright with it, because I don't mean anything offensive by it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFgnQ0H_4Q
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>>74688750
heavy metal realistically is
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>>74688739
not really the same as inventing it is it you utter spastic
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>>74688721
because i am a twisted fricken psychopath
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>>74688698
Dont have to tell me lad, I know. Equal opportunities offender and whatnot.
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>utter spastic
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>>74688750
what about ska punk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gql9220Qon8
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>>74688764
wrong

that's fedora; the genre
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>>74688789
I really want to visit Romania lad.
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>>74688740
>Do you clam up in restaurants?

nah usually fine in those situations

definitely struggle to connect with people though. the drink helps
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>>74688744
who cares what channel it's uploaded to you melt
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>>74688780
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>>74688801
It's shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek
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>>74688803
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>>74688571
>invent the nuke
thank you America for effectively signing humanitys death sentence
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Where the fuck are Labour going to get all this money from for their plans?

>A National Investment Bank as part of a plan to provide £250bn of lending power over the next decade for infrastructure

Ah I see more borrowing.
>>
nicest frog you'll ever meet

and

TWISTED FUCKING POOPOO TOAD
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>>74688838
>labour first deficit: 600bn
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>>74688785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGeuCW2GmE
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People are genuinely nothing more than a game to me.
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>>74688815
don't cry
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>>74688823
This is a banger

Downloading it
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>>74688750
Don't mind stuff like Bad Religion desu but it is cringey
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quaint
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>>74688823
love ween
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>>74688884
>74688899
ah yes the massive post number jump whenever good digits are near
>>
>>74688793
kino ska punk coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0RRDGoa3TE
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>>74688846
good post
mayhaps you should make an image of this
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>>74688911
Who got 88888?
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*gets schwifty*
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Punk and Metal 90% of the time sound like the bands legitimately can't play their instruments. Even Symphonic Metal is musically pretty much the most simple scales and chord progressions.

I have more respect for Country guitarists. Sure, they're formulaic and unimaginative, but at least they aren't just playing shit that anyone who's been around a fret board for a few months could play.

I believe this is because punk and metal guitarist (and drummers, and bassists) are all beginner-level players and never improve because their genre is built on layering style over mediocrity.
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>>74688888
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>>74688913
>Not posting their best tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIx0sFNDH4

First time I heard this was on a lesser known skateboarding game on PS1. MTV Skateboarding I think it was, or street skater?
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>>74688925

>>74688888
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>>74688770
penicillin is just a good type of mold that's been around for millennia

its first known use was in 160bc in egypt

i'd say the biggest step forward was when we figured out how to mass produce it in the 1940s
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couldnae pay me to go to this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siahowDwhuI
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>>74688944
Progressive rock is the most mechanically impressive genre 2bh.
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>>74688750
lots of punk is great
its just the ""political"" stuff like bad religion, reagan youth, anti flag etc who are shit
wounnae mind but they've got nothing interesting to say, just typical lefty shite of thinking with your feelings instead of logic
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>>74688798
it's nice and cheap here*

*terms and conditions may apply
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>>74688976
good post but you forgot to use the star example of braindead political activism, the dead kennedys
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wanted to watch hangover 2 on 'flix but they only have 1 and 3
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>>74688961
there is no circumstance in which you fat bastards can legitimately claim the discovery of penicillin
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>>74688998
yet you pay for this shit
http://www.streamlord.com/
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>>74688944
ahhh yes just fishing for another argument i see. the dire state of you
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>>74688998
dont bother it's rubbishg
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unpopular opinion: there are more heinous crimes and extreme forms of crime than CP
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>>74688994
the dead kennedys have some great tunes fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE
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>>74689014

found streamlord gets a bit laggy
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>>74688961
you saying the US invented penicillin because that's where its mass production was devised is basically saying the chinese invented the most stuff in the entire world
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>>74689031
'once
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>>74689031
like
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>>74689031
'nce
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>>74688944
what an absolute load of shit hahahaaaha
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>>74689058
>>74689058
nua
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>>74689045
penicillin as we know it would not exist if it weren't for us
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Know a russian migrant with severe severe acne with a 7/10 reddit gf. The secret? He's tall. Tall people can get away with being ugly.
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>>74688976
>bad religion, reagan youth, anti flag etc who are shit

fuck off cunt, reagan youth are patrician. The only way you can disagree with them is if your a no good drone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqMRQrXlchU
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>>74688944
Agree and I like metal. Prog Metal is more technically impressive but often sacrifices sounding good for just showing off.

Also I play bass and 95% of bassists are awful. They're just shit guitarists who thought bass is just an easier guitar ignoring the fact that it's a different instrument and played differently.

Also about 9%% of people who say they play guitar are shit too actually. Only ever a handful of genuinely good guitarists, the rest were just meh.

Drummers are few and far between I've only played with one.

>I believe this is because punk and metal guitarist (and drummers, and bassists) are all beginner-level players and never improve because their genre is built on layering style over mediocrity.

This is very true though. I got good at bass from playing funk and jazz, and the best guitarist I've ever known played in a funk band.
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>>74688959
I literally copied the link for that but thought it was less ska punk than the other. it was on thps4, which is best soundtrack to a game I have ever played
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>>74688974
Rock is much more musically impressive than its bastard children.
>>74689018
It's the truth. The most "epic" metal crap can be taught to fifth graders. It's hardly more complex than "do rei mi".

I don't mind very much, but metalheads especially pretend metal bands are great musically, which they're not.

At least punk had a message. Metal is just basic shit that's been sexed up and would sound like shit without all the effects. You can't play that stuff acoustically and not have it sound banal.
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>>74689031
this. really dont know the difference between shaggin a 14 year old and 16 year old. Not that I would. *looks around conspicuously*
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>>74688944
well yeah punk is literally based around the idea that you dont have to play an instrument to start a band.
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>>74689093
I'm not anti-metal. I listened to some of Varg(the famous Norwegian murderer who lives in France)'s new album. I wouldn't say it had musical prowess, but there were a few good times in there. A tune can be good and still simplistic. That's what a lot of hits are based on.

It just doesn't impress me or thrill me. Other genres are a lot more impressive and thrilling.
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>>74689245
Black metal and the like is often simplistic and repetitive but you can get lost in it.

Not heard his new album, not really bothered about Burzum, find it overrated.
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is /brit/ a safe space?
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