/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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>>74682377

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>>74687621
fat le monke

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why is he afraid to criticize trump

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>>74687873
Trump's got moves

>>74687873
who is this deranged alternative facts peddler

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>>74687979
satanist, blood drinker, and suspected murderer styxhexenhammer666

>>74687873
libertarians are cowards

unlike varg who is badass

cum lol

>>74688169
embarrassing post

>>74688185
i want to have sex with her

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>>74688169
>/vg/

>>74688199
it's a drawing

>>74688217
you can't define words

>>74688245
faget

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You can make a religion out of this

who up

buds?

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>>74690016
>>74689994
>>74689969
>>74689942
>>74689914
>>74689889
>>74689869
>>74689840
>>74689818
>>74689771
>>74689734
>>74689645
holy shit nigga RIP in peaces

>>74682517
Why are aussies so alpha

WAKE UP YOU THOTS!

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Time to take the last final at fucking 8am

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Walked all the way down ans realized that I left my wallet in my room
Not a good sign

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Got my wallet
Not ready for this final /cum/buns

I cant fap to porn unless the actor is the same race as me or else I feel like a cuck

>watch dear white people
>one of the unwoke white people says nigga when singing along to a song
>all the black people get butthurt
>ignorant whitey says he doesnt get the big deal and points out that he wouldnt be offended if a song had cracker or honkey in it
>based black guy says that's what makes nigga and cracker different, the latter offends him and that's proof enough that the two slurs are different while looking into the camera and addressing the audience
>everyone either thanks him for letting them know or cheers him on for dropping truth bombs
How is that an argument, buds?

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This guy next to me just got "you're like a brother" zoned

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Hmm

>>74688438
haha it looks like hes pointing at the post above yours, hahaha! :D

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Wake up so you can distract me from studying buds

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>another day wasted at work instead of posting on 4chan

>>74693194
You sure you wrote that right?

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>>74693297
>You sure you wrote that right?
yes

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>>74693328
Breh

>>74693194
>>74693328
T-thurston?

Why are the Germans so mean in their petty little deutsch thread?

POO POO

PEE PEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74693418
They're autistic

>>74693418
It is polite when you translate it

>>>/trv/1247951

Mornin' /cum/bums

>>74694532
What's wrong, bra?

>>74694558
im tired

>>74694626
*insults you*

>>74694626
Try traveling some place nice like this anon >>74694360

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This is a koreaboo.

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>>74694687

>>74694695
i don't have a license

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>7 more hours of work

hi

>>74692481
>black people who get butthurt when whites say nigga when rapping along
never met one
t. lived in atlanta

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*points at you from across the room*

*leans in and says something to my friend*

*we both share a long hard laugh*

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im back from work you guys

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me

>>74695091
Kys weeb

https://youtu.be/feA64wXhbjo

thread theme

>>74695091
what's your job?

overnight stocker?

get a better job.

I never thought that an american president could be the anti-christ but I really feel like dawnoad "I am a cheeto" drumpf is

>>74695153
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwY84Fg4NsM

>>74695355
>linking only the first few seconds of the song

why

>>74695355
>>74695425
https://youtu.be/Pr4zKFXvFcU

But yeah this full song is fentanyl as fuck

>tfw Yes is a meme now because of some gay anime

wifi won't work on my phone i think the hospital is trying to keep me from mealposting ;_;

>>74695493
the 70s are underrated

>>74695500
yes?


What do you mean

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>>74695500
>>74695662

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alri lads brekkie
shall be going to boston pizza for lunchies so no pics till din dins

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>>74695710

*awkwardly enters thread, knocking some stuff to the ground*

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>>74696128
gross

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>>74696006

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>>74696190

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>>74696251
hehe got u

*glasses the dane*

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>>74696316
buahhaha gud 1.. i like u

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>kitty - cum
>doggo - me

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>>74696498
>a turk that only likes white people

you must live a horrible life

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>>74696537
ikr, i plan to move to iceland

>>74696588
best of luck to you, just don't rape any children please

give me your timbs

>>74696588
Are you white

>>74696647
*gives you a tim hortons double double*
t-this is what you wanted right??

Did the hospitaled leaf finally die?

>>74696777
he's literally the post above yours

>>74696719
Recommend that you stop liking little girls

Not a fan of flags that don't have any blue in them

>>74696777
>>74696792
not toe mention this other one...

>>74695866

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>>74687621
I have a tree of those, fucking tasty fruit

>>74696905
Are they really tasty? What are they called?

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Someone asked me if I'm a frog in the last thread.

I'm not.

>>74695866
What´s that beside the eggs?

>>74696889
Why are you in hospital?

>>74696951
Je crois te's un grenouille pêh

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Choose which outfit you want to wear

>>74696939
The flavor is like fruit punch but better. Here we called "Yaca" Is a asian fruit i guess

Last night I had a dream that I had an infected spermatic cord
I don't like it when 4chan effects my subconscious

>>74697002
First one

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Done with school :'D

>>74697002
as long as it's Hugo Boss we gucci senpai

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>>74697015
I might have to try it sometime, but the texture looks a bit odd

>>74697046
same. so relieved for summer. :DDDDDDDD

>>74697046
Welcome to the real world

Now get a job kiddo

>>74697107
*for the semester
;)
I already have a jerb

>>74697067
Yeah texture is little wierd but totaly worth it.

>>74696954
mssa and swollen nut
out tomorry tho

>>74697033
hehehe how big did ur nut get?

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me on the right (Chad)

*makes a very rude post*

*regrets it shortly after*

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>getting married in the 21st century

can you use a surrogates eggs rather than implanting? is there such a thing as egg banks?
the thought of having a mini me without the risk of getting divorced and having custody taken along with every penny is appealing

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http://www.nytimes.com/1984/05/01/science/nuclear-spill-at-juarez-looms-as-one-of-worst.html
>''It's O.K.,'' he said. ''We're still alive. Maybe the doctors exaggerated the danger.''

>mexicans

https://mobile.twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/862199729626787840
Hmm

>>74697120
Shitty, at least you're out tomorrow

>>74697288
>ecelebs
>twitter
>this fat fuck named boogie

come on bro

>>74697263
>nytimes
shan't be clicking that

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Going to vermont to stay at my families land in vermont tomorrow. We're having a ceremony for my grandfather who passed away.

Been battling with depression because of how many people have been dying around me lately and my doctor put me on anti-depressants because of it. I'm not looking forward to seeing how I will react, but at least I can finally use my telescope again. I fucking HATE living in a city, I never get to use my telescope especially during the cold months when it's the absolute best to stargaze.

>>74697332
>le jew york times maymay

>>74697361
Vermont is top tier.
You are weak though and need to man the fuck up, which will never happen with your queer city lifestyle.

>>74697416
Why do you say that?

>be american
>be poor
>die
Wow worst meme 2017.

>>74697288
don't know who this guy is but i hope he dies asap

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My parents are watching the news a lot.

Is Trump doing something sinister with Russia?

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>>74687621

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checking what this is before I delete it

>>74697361
Senpai I have never been diagnosed with depression or taken pills and I want to warn you that pills might make you feel worse in the long run.
Stay healthy my friend.

>>74697485
Lol are you a starfish because you must be living uner a rock!

>>74697533
I've been diagnosed multiple times in the last 10 years but I denied it until this last time when I figured I had nothing else to lose so I'd try it. I'm on an extremely low dose (I was on a sub clinical dose even) and already realize how depressed I've been for over 10 years. I forgot what it felt like to feel normal, and it feels great.

>>74697520
It's shit.

*farts*

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>>74687621

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>>74697577
Good timing.

First one I've seen.

>>74697581
I'm glad getting the help you need.
You must have good friends and family.

>>74697674
Never seen French Pokemon very interesting.

>>74697687
Thanks and I am grateful for having such an amazing family.

>>74697151
literally me on the left (nerd faggot mud eating twink)

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>>74687621
/our guy/

>>74687621
>>74697803
>be monkey living in minkey temple
>worshippers make you obese with good offerings
Noy very respectful t b q h

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>>74697902
He needs a monkey gf

>>74687873
4D chess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NOkeBhT-y8
I wonder how fast it runs

>download neverwinter nights

>make a monk

>regret not making a warrior to use cool weapons

>regret downloading nwn dungeons dragons bullshit

>>74698168
Just start over, my friendo
Is only game

southerners should all be killed

>>74697745
das rite

>>74698355
That's be nice. We could make the South habitable once again.

morning, /cum/dumpsters

thinkin' about vagina~

>>74698753
thinking about Virginia~

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>>74698698
ohayou~

>tummy feels weird
what kind of omen is this

>>74698787
Who is she?

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>>74698877
an angel

>>74698857

you're dying

All anime posters are fags

>switch on legacy capture
>there is no fucking pattern for which word youre supposed to input

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>>74698950
we're all dying anon

>mid morning /cum/
>nothing but shitposts
Ahh everything as it should be

Wait I'm sorry come back

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>>74699291

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>>74698372

hate people who aren't as good at things as I am

>Want to do something that will imrove my life
>Decide that I will do it when I get back from Uni in the evening
>In the evening when I am at home I am so tired I may only watch a film and then fall asleep
>Sleep through all night only to wake up in the morning and decide I want to do something that will improve my life

How do I break this cycle?
If I wont do anything I will stay to live here and I don't want that.

>>74699657
Me too.

>>74698857
Microwave omen. Eat something

>being good at things

I want normies to leave

tfw no gf

i consider myself quite good at video games

>>74699699
Decide what exactly do you want to do. If you're not specific you'll never break the cycle and one day you'll realize your college is over and you basically wasted the time

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Poop

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tfw no direction in life

you lads reckon i should eat my hospital lunch then go out to boston pizza and eat second lunch there?

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>lads

>>74692481
Didn't the black dude get cucked by the cop, though?

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>>lads

hockey in an hour lads

>borepuck

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>>74700229
baseball in 10 minutes

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>>74700229
>hockey

esports in an hour buckos

>>74700281
>>74700269
do NOT bully my national sport

we're actually good this year thanks to our new world famous canadian coach

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>esports

Sushi or nuggies for lunch?

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mephisto keeps kicking my ass guys

>>74700561
who

I took a tough shit and now I feel completely exhausted, what the fuck

>>74700561
i SHALL be saving the green autistic amphibian

About to order taco bell chicken nuggets

>>74700561
learn how to dodge dummy

>>74700683
not playing regular d2 bud
don't think i have high enough resists tbqh

>>74700749
>playing unregular d2
mcneck yourself

got the evangelion theme stuck in my head

anime is detrimental to your health

i love pawn stars

>>74700340
>>74700473
fake, redditflags, and homophobic

It's about that time that you all go and fuck yourselves.

A: Video games are fun.

B: Video games aren't a good hobby.

Both A and B are true.

>>74700830
played enough of that over the past 15 years, looking for a change tbqh

>>74700948
it's in the archive and homophobia is good for society

>>74701002
>insert recommendation of PoE
HAHAHAH JUST KIDDING FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS

>>74700982
>no option to fuck thyself
Go and fuck yourself

>>74701044
Those faggots can fuck themselves

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https://youtu.be/xzqLEFkmQLU

How do you pronounce Regina?

Regeena or Regina (like Vagina)

>>74701159

Rejeenuh

i love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMPGyrc3lis

>>74701159
Regina
not like Vagina
because there's no E at the start
wtf

>>74701216
wow the acting is very believable right from the start

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pick one

>>74701159
The same way you pronounce "go fuck yourself"

>>74701243

are you saying this is staged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WotRRNdx6l8

>>74701245
>no "fuck yourself" series
Go and fuck yourself

>>74701300
reddit

>>74701245
cant read whats in between until dawn and resident evil. I'd go for KH2 or FFX

>>74701295
I'm saying you should go and fuck yourself

>>74701320
Go fuck yourself

>>74701328
it's silent hill hd collection

>>74701360
in that case play Diablo

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>every single CoD
>FFX
>LiS
>Minecraft PS3 edition
>DA Inquisition
>RE6
>Diablo 3 on console

where do they get these methheads looking bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiS5rqEme9Y

do they just go to a designated methhead street or what

>>74701245
a melee ROM on my computer

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>>every single CoD
>>FFX
>>LiS
>>Minecraft PS3 edition
>>DA Inquisition
>>RE6
>>Diablo 3 on console

>>74701456

RE6 is garbage, dude

>>74701400
>he never met crackwhores while in the process of fucking himself
*clears throat*
Go fuck yourself

>>74701456
No he's right all of those are shit when you're older than 16.

>>74701507
i didn't buy it

i love this too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvm1gHQDHm0

>>74701523

then why do you have it

>>74701625
my sister bought it
she also bought final fantasy, life is strange and all the kingdom hearts things

>>74701625
So he can go and fuck himself

>>74701750

stop trying to force this gimmick

i spllash on your bitch with water

>>74701671
wish my sister gaymed

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>FFX is bad

this is how i imagine all of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzr9fGETG0

>>74701953

100% correct

>>74700599
>NA esports

>>74701768
I'll give it a thought when you go and fuck yourself

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>100% correct

>final fantasy
>good

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>when she keeps providing DEM TOES

>>74702067

6 and 7 were good

X was not

>>74702178
i saw that pokemon style combat
disgusting

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>>74702168
>245x284

>>74702216

t. casual

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>t. casual

>>74702236
the chat window doesn't use up more screen real estate

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>>74701245

>>74702304
don't know what you're saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFTROZaHOBQ

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where were you when the best fast food nuggets came out?

>>74702398
what is a fidget spinner

>>74702417
wow
why won't germany get a taco bell?
i had it once and it was delicious

>>74700561
>>74700749
>mephisto

wait until you get to baal

what are you playing?

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmlmOk4ubcU

>>74702459
It's when you wax the floor and wrap a homosexual little person in a rope. Then you place him on the waxed floor and pull on the rope really hard to unravel him.

>>74702480
I think the better question is why won't Germany go and fuck itself

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>>74702713

C-can I post here

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>oh boy a space sci fi movie from the fifth element guy
>these are the main actors

why

>>74702713
No one insults the kraut. He is an honored guest and bears diplomatic immunities.

>>74702826

entrance fee is 1 pic of a qtpi grill from your country

>>74702863

unironically kill yourself

>>74702749
Dude...

Go and fuck yourself

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>>74702896

>>74702826
only if you like computer games

>>74702863
Unironically go and fuck yourself

i beat nier and then everything crashed so i didnt get to watch everything after the credits

>enter thread
>see that footkraut is posting
Alright, I'm gone again. Bye.

>"""""""""""""""""""""""'kraut"""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>74703042
see ya buddy

>>74702969
I'm playing Planetscape Torment rn actually

>not filtering the german flag with every new thread

footkraut, how can i become a god among asian woman like you are?

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>filtering

>>74703127
You need an Asian soul and deep understanding of the Asian mind.

>not fucking yourself

new therad wahere

>>74703257
in 12 posts ;-)

>penisvania in charge of counting

"Ajit Pai looks like the lone Indian who rushed an all white bro frat and only got in because they needed someone to clean up after their weekend bender," said another, who added, "It's not racist because I'm Indian and white privilege absolutely exists."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmnjL26OBcY

This was 7 years ago.

wanna buy some weed 2bh

>>74703399
never heard it

gta iv will be 10 years old in 2018

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>gta

eve online will be 15 years old in 2018

>not playing san andreas yearly
>not modding the ballas into umarus to make hit and runs feel even better

ISHYGDDT

make a new thread

never seen a thread get to 310

yeah i'm also playing samp as well

>>74703568
no, wait until page 9

Donkey Kong 64 came 18 years later after the original Donkey Kong, which was included in the game, and it made millions of kids go "wtf is this old shit".

DK64 will turn 18 years old this november.

>>74703599
Kys Janny

>>74703670
>>74703670
>>74703670

>>74703633
i'm not wtf
i just don't want the catalog to be littered with cum
there's no POINT in making a new thread when these things last FOR HOURS

>>74700111
Yeah