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no mistakes

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*Blocks your path*

My Grandad was in the IRA (I'm Irish)

>>74673590
good lad

>>74673756
I seen a particularly naive looking Canadian tourist in the Newry and Mourne area a month or two ago

any relation?

sick of this degenerate, nihilistic society we inhabit

>>74673728
whats the matter cunt?

>>74673728
whats are PJW doing

the world is an illusion. the underlying reality of things consists of a metaphysical striving and yearning that cannot be satisfied except by release from existence altogether

>>74673776
That's possibile, my heritage comes directly from the infamous Crossmaglen itself.

>>74673876
Hello David Icke

>>74673807
same but someone will hat you for it
You need to find an outlet for it. I think lifting or exercise generally is a very good one as it enforces a strict nature to your life (in your diet, your behaviour, etc). Maybe some other things such as creative outlets could give a similar structure to your life though

>>74673876
I get you mate, you release first though

>>74673907
Hmm i was weened not far from there

Gonna play Dungeons and Dragons this weekend lads. what am i like? a right bloody nerd that's what

>>74673963
>Dungeons and Dragons
FONT

We are angry because the UK is being stolen. It is being stolen by a cabal which is using the outcome of a flawed, gerrymandered, politically illegitimate referendum to hustle the UK out of the European Union.

We are angry because every one of the reasons given to persuade Leavers to vote for Brexit is a lie.

We are angry because Brexit is profoundly foolish and damaging in economic terms, and historically retrograde and dangerous

>>74673963
never played that game

looks very boring

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>>74673963
>tfw a girl is joining my dungeon and dragons group

How do I stop this

>>74673974
unsure if the n stands for normie or nerd

>>74673963
have fun lad x
when we reach the level we're on, of turbo abnormie, theres not much further to fall. So long as you're not doing gross shit like watching hentai or furry shit then go for it x

>>74674003
slay her pusy bro!!11!

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>Real Madrid lose the game 2-1
>still celebrate as if they won

>>74673988
what's boring about it lad? it's entirely imagination based. it's only as boring as you.

>>74674003
>tfw my group has 3 girls and 2 fellers
>tfw it's lots of fun anyway

>>74674009
watched hentai when i was younger does that that count?

why are taigs so obsessed with the ira?

could it be that despite all their bitching about how we destroyed their history and culture that they don't actually have anything else to cling on to?

>>74674005
the ambiguity might be intended

>>74674041
describe the sexual dynamic of the group

>>74673963
>not having a several thousand pound army of warhammer minitures
Heh...maybe next time

>>74674041
im talking out of my arse i barely know what it is

Would you sit that close to a killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC5huwZoPZA

got to go food shopping tomorrow but just want to stay in bed and finger my arse all day

>>74674003
just tell the cunt that girls arent really welcome in your sperg circle jerk mate

Gonna get pizza with my da' tomorrow :)

>>74674041
>watched hentai when i was younger does that that count?
no but don't do it again
do things that you find fun but dont be a complete hedonist

>>74674106
No problem, I'd love the chance to snap his chicken neck in self-defence

>>74674106
head on that ugly bastard

if i seen someone who looked like him on the street id think serial killer instantly

>>74674043
Literally no one thinks that anglos destroyed our history or our culture, I've never heard someone say either of those sentences

>>74674131
mind if I join?.

where will I get my head smashed in with an English accent in ireland/northern ireland?

>>74673963
wanted to try that but I'd feel like such a prat

>>74674189
yes

>>74674189
Only if you aren't wearing green on St. Patrick's Day

Irish are scum

>>74674106
im a girl and id wank him off

>>74674136
Thought you've been disowned?

>>74674189
Nowhere, we are tolerable if you are. Well, you might actually get stabbed or shot in rural south armagh if you hang around the wrong pubs or in certain parts of derry and west belfast.

>>74674067
i'm the chad of the group. everyone's really nice to me. girls touch me a lot. big burly bastard i am.

unless you're referring to the sexual dynamic of the party in which case i only think i'm the chad of the group but i'm actually a 15 year old spastic that thinks he's way more successful and powerful than he really is and only gets through each interaction with sheer dumb luck

or maybe i have those mixed up

>>74674079
stole a weird velociraptor looking fella that has a laser gun from my mate once reckon that's 40k thing

>>74674092
how are you unaware of dnd?

>>74674154
definitely not a hedonist

>>74674197
everyone involved is a prat so nobody is a prat

>>74674106
hes not even that smart but he thinks hes a genius
watch some ted bundy interviews and you'll see a very intelligent serial killer

>>74674233
>definitely not a hedonist
good lad i am proud of you :)

>>74674189
Go to a really shitty part of dublin, if they won't I will

>>74674207
>>74674206
He asked "where". In which case, the strand, Ardoyne, Falls Road are places I can confirm will get your head bashed in.

t. almost got my own head bashed in on several occassions because one of my mates has a tinge of English accent about him

>>74674169
I do. Anglos absolutely butchered the Irish language and Gaelic culture.

Having said that, the Irish killed the Irish language and Gaelic culture in 1921.

>>74674282
I can reiterate that South Armagh is another spot where he will get his head kicked in

>>74674189
if you cross paths with me I'm going to bash your head in with my fist like a hammer hitting a nail

hate politics
love pints

Fucking hate tea it's piss fucking water would rather actually drink piss fuck anyone who drinks it wouldn't pour it on my own mother if she was on fire fucking disgusting actually foul

>>74674282
>>74674232
really want to do this

>>74674106
some lad on /fit/ said he was called richard because his ma shagged some mexican lad and named him richard after ramirez
state of americans

>>74674321
Ah man culture is so much more nuanced then overt things like your first language, don't worry about it too much

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Woah... African physics is advancing at an incredible pace. Even Planck could not have developed this theorem

>>74674352
do what? get your head kicked in by irish nationalists?

Quite like the Irish, unfortunately

>>74674366
Bet you're from Dublin. Anglo cunt.

>>74674380
yes I want to attract attention with my accent and get my head fucking smashed in

>>74674402
Dont reply to Mboko you spastic

>>74674247

Heard that Bundy might have been the product of father-daughter incest

>>74674380
not him but i'd like to see what it's all about
would be banter to literally have my life depend on me being able to do a convincing irish accent
why is south armagh such a shit hole?

>>74674402
I am indeed, not a drop of anglo blood I'm afraid

we're all in here lads

>>74671068
>>74671068
>>74671068

not an IRGAY terrorist thread
barely any JFs
more posts and posters
true /brit/

no idea about ireland or this whole conflict
even more complex than syria

why would an English accent get you killed in a part of the UK?

Watching old south Park to try and relive my childhood
So far it is not working

>>74674433
Mboko

can someone explain the differences between s.18 and s.20 of OAPA for me pls?

>>74674434
Shall be informing janny about those nipples

>>74674424
You cunts need to differentiate yourselves. Fed up replying to Mboko by accident.

>>74674414
why lad

>>74674427
Rural place with a huge nationalist population (more or less 100% catholic), high unemployment and poor economic prospects. Ethnic cleansing of prods took place there in the troubles and they have only recently been introduced to electricity, the british army could only access their base in crossmaglen via helicopter, roadside was too dangerous and even then their helicopters were downed.

They just arent english friendly.

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Me on the right

figured out why Aldi is so shit here and so good in the UK

>>74670977
New Marxist-Leninist Irish Republican Workers Party/Army when?

If you have good ideas that can benefit society, keep them to yourself, you don't owe these terrible people that treat you like dirt due to your apperance anything. Always do the least amount of work necessary, try to weasel out of everything, don't waste time with trying to get promotions or anything, most managerial positions are reserved for chads, not for subhumans like you. The positive thing is you have less responsibility to deal with, and can be apathetic towards everything.

>>74674507
dont know . its a fantasy of mine
its just a weird concept, historic ethnic conflict

>>74674510
Could just have cut the corners off and made it a cylinder instead of ball, you twit

>>74674515
why?

>>74674427
>shithole
It's "Bandit Country". Too many nationalists for the British Army to subjugate during The Troubles. The naturally nationalistic population tended to make for the most adept IRA fighters. British Army was all but banned from the region.

>>74674528
the OIRA were fucking shit
the INLA were fucking shit
the PIRA weren't driven by a desire for socialism and they were the only good ones

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>mfw the flegs ITT

we're all in here

>>74674457
Not a regular here, if you think I'm Nigerian I'm Irish with Italian/French ancestry

who here waiting for the new ep of the 100

social mores are manifestations of the collective unconscious

>>74674566
Aldi in the UK is part of the Aldi South chain which has the nice gold/blue logo and actually cares, whereas Aldi here is part of the Aldi North chain which stopped trying 20 years ago

>>74674587
yes, we are

so is Northern ireland like the wilderness in runescape then

really want to get my head smashed in weeeeeeeeeee

>>74674588
Mboko

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>>74674586
>mfw I'm in the wrong thread

>>74674610
do it and post results, turn yourself into an epic gimmique

>>74674588
Mboko

>>74674510

Reported that knife to the police

Expect them shortly

irish people are very very difficult to pick out but they generally have a certain look to them

>>74674709
what the fuck does that mean

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>>74674589
apparently no one, haha, cool beans pham

>>74674729
it means the Gaelic man hails from the purest racial stock

we're all in here lads

>>74671068
>>74671068
>>74671068

not an IRGAY terrorist thread
barely any JFs
true /brit/ for the british

http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285/

>>74674709
>>74674729
You both are ugly, i should know because i have your genes

our media are so influenced by americans that if an emergency would happen, I would probably call 911 because I have no idea what the proper number is. I guess it would redirect me to the right place anyway

>>74674812
sad that your thread is dying you sad cunt, the pleading of a thread on its death knell

VICTORY TO THE IRA

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HIGH QUALITY FILM HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJAnencycUg

[FOR FREE]

>>74674842
wait, its not 911 in the U.K? shit i thought it was the same for the whole world

>>74674585
>the INLA were fucking shit
how

>>74674915
911 is american only.
old British number is 999 but despite being replaced with 112 it it still in use. It dials the same place thou

>>74674842
iirc 112 is the universal international number

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Lads I feel like sharing this with you all since I have no friends in real life.

I have just handed in my last essay ever for university through Turnitin. I have now finished university!

Opening up a bottle of cider now to celebrate...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcwO8YvjddM
Kino

>>74674971
in the uk you can call 112, 911, and 999, and all three will work.

just had the worst day of my life
nobody ask why
do NOT bother me

>>74674960
>being replaced with 112 it it still in use.
Might be reversed because of Brexit, though.

>>74674960
Good to know for when i come to visit, incase i get shanked outside a pub or something

>>74675031
beer in the fridge, whiskey on the shelf

>>74675038
see >>74675013

>>74675037
unlikely

112 also works in the US. I think the whole point of it is to work in any country so no matter where you have an emergency you can use the same number

>>74675037
>Might be reversed
211
What's the point?

we're in here
>>74671068

>>74675092
>>74675037
112 is in GSM standard, meaning that it will redirect you to the right place no matter what country you are in.
>>74675124
no we are not, fuck off kid

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Anyone else genuinely excited about Brexit?

>>74675198
yea I started stockpiling food cans in preparation for shortages

>>74674917
feuding with other republican groups for their entire resistance (not entirely their fault but still)
they competed with the PIRA for members instead of just allowing the more organised, more equipped, better trained PIRA to continue leading the republican movement as it had done effectively since the beginning of the troubles
had big problems with supergrasses
a good few of its leadership were assassinated
they were marxists

>>74675131
>more posters
ummm think you'll find we are sweaty x

>>74675092

> I think the whole point of it is to work in any country so no matter where you have an emergency you can use the same numberY

You realize that this has been the argument for anything that the EU does, yet Brexit still happened? So don't rely on it.

>supergrasses
what does this mean

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>>74673728
IMAGINE

>>74675198
Would be cool if they started co-operating more with Canada and the U.S, Australia and NZ can come too, fuck Europe

>>74675277
touts

>>74675247
don't flatter yourself Fritz, they don't need you for a phone number

>>74675292
Right now the UK is actually exiting a trade agreement with Canada.

just put some drugs in my arse

im depressed lads

>>74675247
the whole point of brexit was to decrease value of gbp so farage could get overnight 20% salary bump. Now he fucked off to germany with his immigrant wife leaving us with this unmanageable mess

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>>74675329
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

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>>74673756
this i s my heritage and im proud !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Was thinking about the link between sex and death while wanking in the cemetery

Wish I had women cooking crack in my kitchen with no clothes so they can't steal it easily

>>74674990
good one lad am literally drinking cider by myself too hahaha if we were in the same room we would pass as normal people can you imagine hahaha cheers pal hahaha

>>74673756
My grandpa was an Orangemen whatever that means

labour manifesto leaked lads. looks excellent
>The NHS will be “properly funded” with an extra £6billion-a-year raised from new taxes on the nation’s highest earners.
>NHS privatisation will be “reversed” and the NHS and Social Care Act 2012 repealed.
>A further £8billion over the five-year Parliament will be spent on social care with the aim of creating a National Care Service “rooted in the traditions of the NHS”.

>Corporation tax will be hiked to 26% for the biggest firms to help fund Labour’s massive investment programme.
>Income tax will be raised - by an as-yet undisclosed-amount- for anyone earning £80,000-a-year or more.

>A powerful new Ministry of Labour will be created in Whitehall to empower workers and clamp down on exploitation.
>The draft manifesto includes a 20-point plan on workers’ rights which would boost employee power and give more strength to trade unions.
>The Tory Trade Union Act 2016 will be scrapped, with all workers given right to union representation, and trade unions guaranteed access workplaces.
>Paternity leave would be doubled to four weeks and paternity pay increased.

>The rip-off energy industry would be tackled head-on, with new publicly-owned firms set up in every region focused purely on cutting prices.
>Government would take “control of the natural monopolies of the transmission and distribution grids” currently run by the National Grid.
>Railways would also be brought back into public ownership as each private franchise ends. The Railways Act 1993 which privatised the network would be repealed.
>The Government would also look for municipally-owned bus companies to be set up across the country.
>And the Royal Mail would be re-nationalised to end the “historic mistake” of selling it off under the last Government.

>The biggest social house-building programme in a generation will see 100,000 council and housing association constructed every year.

just took a shit on my floor

>>74675418
he was a fake tan enthusiast

>>74675347
I can already see some MP from Bumfuckshire calling to cut on emergency dispatchers and scrap the additional dials.

>>74675344
>>74675424
Well that escalated quickly

>>74675303
going to have to explain that one too
does it just mean mi6 agents or something? I know what a grass is but i want to know what about these grasses made them super

Don't make female friends isolate yourself up to a certain degree. Male friends can be helpful, but female friends are toxic, they are a reminder of what you cannot have sexually, you have to watch their chad boyfriends kiss or do other shit with them, it is not worth it, it will feed upon your envy and self loathing.

love cuckold porn, simple as

>>74675475
faggot

>>74675374
is there one of these for english heritage? ive heard utah is pretty much all english

just killed myself (autoposted with 4chanx) goodbye

>>74675446
we should privatise emergency dispatchers and make 112/999 a premium number.
'murica style fuck yea

>>74675374

This cunt thought she was irish/italian but is actually 58% british, 11% irish, 5% italy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxi8SqC06to

>>74675495
english heritage in america is pure memery

Love pints, hate Krauts

>>74675431
He was also an Alcoholic surprise surprise

>>74675462
All the girls with bfs I know hate any kind of PDAs.

>>74675516
she has the BEADY look about her alright

>>74675495

That's because in Utah they all claim to be related to Joseph Smith

Self reported ancestry is bollocks

>>74675520
>>74675578
hmmm don't think i asked any non-yanks to comment did i lads

the granddad was English and used to tell us how bad the Irish were
He really hated them

>>74675560
she doesn't look British at all though. She looks like North Italy/Austrian

>>74675597
Would have given you a more informative insight than the average amerishart anyway

>>74675604
good for him, glad hes dead the bitter old senile cunt

Could either take a nap or go smoke and drink with the boys...

decisions, decisions...

>>74675516
crease

>>74675604
Both sides did horrible things, and alot of innocents payed for it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y5j0F4TZAU

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>>74675495
1/?

Awaiting my Ancestry DNA results

>>74675646
I'm in the same situation lol

what are you gonna choose?

>>74675646
have ur swall and a smoke with the bies ye fucin eejyt

>>74675650
this but desu the british shouldn't have been there in the first place
Someone will accuse me of being irish but i'm VERY english

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hi guys

what's inside a scrotum?(aside from balls) is it ball juice?

if you popped your scrotum would it leak like a water baloon or something?

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>>74675495
2/?

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>>74675495
3/?

>>74675516

need an american mongrel gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2NaBtgRzrM

>>74675691
Well if you really want to go back, you would have to not send lowland scots to go inhabit the North, so back to 1556

>agreed to tutor younger sister of one of the girls i'm seeing
regret bragging that i used to be a teacher now fuck sake haven't ever taught this subject just going to have to wing it

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yaaaaaaaaaas

>>74675763
she has that annoying yank fucking baby voice wanker aura about her

>>74675804
ahh yes

modern female culture was a BIG mistake

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>Labour cuts Tory lead by 8 points

>>74675383
what link?
genuinely never heard of such a thing

>>74675458
supergrasses were the names given to high profile grasses for the paramilitary groups in NI
there was a streak of them in 80s which really hurt all the organisations
The PIRA reformed afterwards and came back near impenetrable

>>74675892
if u cum in a woman a baby is born and the baby will eventually die

it's science

>>74675927
Not if you ask pro choice scum

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>>74675495

>ive heard utah is pretty much all english

Utahn here; pretty much. It's either English or German Swiss. Mexicans too, obviously.

Nice place though. Heber Valley is gorgeous.

>>74675807
*agrees by sounding deep masculine grunts*

>>74675927
you are an absolute shellfish and need to get your head examined by TOP phrenologists

kek if the two threads were merged we'd be at 360 posts by now

I love british sluts so much.

kek if my two fat rolls merged i'd be at 360 pounds by now

>>74675763
>socialist afghanistan flag
kino

why do we have two simultaneous /brit/ threads with a similar amount of posters
I've seen thread wars before but usually there is a clear winner wtf

>>74675968
Fuck the dissenters lad

You know where your allegiance lies, to the original and rightful successor of /brit/

>>74676015
Victory to the IRA

This thread was posted first, no contest, we are 20 posts ahead

>>74676005
lol

>>74676149
sounds like a monty python sketch, i like it

>>74676015
brexit

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*sips chocolate milk* Ahaha, oh my why I do agree. As I, an astonishing NEET have so much free time I sometimes find my self intertwined into so many academic activities at home I sometimes get overwhelmed and need a little wagie worker bee moneyslave to do my bidding for me as well.

And you know the best thing about it? *giggles* I pay them with the pay-dirt that wagecucks give away as tax dollars to uncle sam *violent giggles*

Ahaha, another day another dollar, and part of that dollar goes to me. And i'll use that dollar to hire you to clean my toesies, Bwahahaha pathetic wagecuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao2VlpxGFe4

>>74676237
Britain's greatest living intellectual

How to disfigure and maim your family or friends: ask if they want a cup of tea while sitting down in the kitchen and put the kettle on, leave and wait for imminent explosion

if GCHQ see this, this is not a post to be taken seriously

>>74675892

Few question that life's greatest drives are to reproduce and to avoid death. The Austrian psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud and the French social theorist Michel Foucault argued that the two are fused, that the death instinct pervades sexual activity—a connection easily seen by a Frenchman whose language frames orgasms as petit mort, or "mini-deaths." With the AIDS epidemic their view has become particularly poignant.

A 1992 study from Amsterdam, for instance, found that about one in six U.S. soldiers surveyed said that sex without condoms was worth the risk of getting the AIDS virus. A year later a story released by Planned Parenthood counselor offices in San Antonio, Texas, explained how teenage girls were demonstrating their toughness by having unprotected sex with an HIV-infected gang member. It seems that, for some, sexual desire is intensified in the presence of taboos and boundaries, even deadly ones.

>>74676289
why would a kettle explode?

you dumb mick

>>74676384
normal people see a kettle, the eternal mick sees a receptacle for explosives

>>74676384
If the kettle is empty then it will explode and shrapnel will go everywhere

>>74676437
What's up?

Ireland is so fucking small.

>>74676351
Ah yes, verbatim copy pasted Freud unsubstantiated nonsense backed by anecdotal piecemeal information.

Also, autoerotic asphyxiation is about enhanced orgasm not the boundary of life and death.

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>>74676476
One of the smallest in Europe in fact

>>74676512
NEEEEEED a Hungarian bf

>>74676512
>self reported

>>74676476
yet it's extremely powerful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9GAEFTeWko

>>74676512
*LAUGHS*

>Medicine Hat

fucking leafs

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>>74676531
Why would Irishmen lie about having small penises?

>>74676512
17 here

>>74676562
Brutally honest people

others (especially the insecure hungarians) dont want to admit they have a bog standard five incher

might give up sex in order to live forever

>>74676583
small is cute

>>74676590
Have you ever made love with a man, or just strictly women?

might take up smoking in order to die younger

>>74676621
lost my str8 virginity at 13
realised i were bent as a boomerang shortly after

might go to the gym and lose some weight

I weight 16 stone

>>74676645
bit young, what age was the lad? 13, thats mental. you must be quite the tramp.

>>74676646
speak in kg bitch

>>74676676
he was 13
bastard classmate
fort i luvd im

>>74676702
Women are mentally vulnerable little creatures. Are you capable of anything worth any substance you vapid whore?

Haram

>>74676645
>>74676702
ah yes the so-called "josie"

rock and roll died when Buddy Holly died

>>74673728
MAYNE
STREEM
METEOR

never forget richie valens

>>74676748
i make good jokes now and then and my swordplay is locally renowned in my homeland

Business idea: fund and train the mujihadeen which will in turn use its funding and training against me in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan

>take xanax a couple of times
>incredible, seamless success with (attractive) females

>sober
>girl speaks to me in the pub
>struggle to even come up with a half witty reply and just sorta "heh" and turn away

ah yes, my brain

>>74674369
haha :)

>>74676928
Valium never did anything for me except make my eye twitch uncontrollably

hows xanax?

>>74676950
its pretty nice, not as sleepy as valium for me and basically switches off my filter in a way that makes me very confident but not unaware and cringing at myself the next day (though i'm sure that would happen if i took more than 1 bar)

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just found a few boxes of whippets in a rucksack that I thought I threw out ages ago
there's about a hundred bulbs here

I'm going to prison aren't I

>>74676992
xanax and alcohol or just a xanny?

WHY ARE THERE 3 FUCKING THREADS UNDER THE BUMP LIMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74676992
>makes me very confident but not unaware and cringing at myself the next day
Sounds good, will try. I find im very confident and energized on MD but WILL cringe at my actions the next day. Walking about bug eyed like a maniac with a locked jaw isnt a good look for anyone tbf..

whered you get em?

why is /brit/ so slow

>>74677034
both
>>74677036
just some guy i know ended up with a stockpile and started selling them, im not going to take them more than sparingly though, be fucked getting addicted to that shite

An Indian guy at work was telling everyone how we need to send all the Muslims out of the country. He really made me think, desu.

feel so bad when I go to sleep without brushing my teeth

think I'm finally winning against this crippling life long ocd

>stopped capitalizing unnecessarily

>>74677084
Yeah benzo addictions bad form, might get some off the 'eep web

Drinking Thatcher's Gold Refreshing Medium Dry Somerset Cide

*throws a spanner in the works*

rode my bike tooo much today and think my dick has broken, someone post attractive females to test my thesis


>>74677121
yep, even if you just use them for functional purposes they come in VERY handy, and i say that as someone who is relatively socially successful anyway without them, but mixing them with other drugs is also incredibly fun

'cide or cide'?

>>74677089
haven't cleaned them today, know what you mean

need to pop a tenner on the leccy meter

>>74677264
poortherner detected

>>74677153
*gets knocked on me noggin*
;P

>>74677264
I just top mine up by £80 at a time so I don't have to think about it.

why so ded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

this is reddit, this is reddit, this is reddit

>>74677299
Threadwars

>>74677315
but no ones posting in the other threads

*piss1es -oyn th1e k1eoy5b-oyard*

>>74677331
They are demonstrating an abstentionist policy

weaponised 'tism

hate fat people

>>74677363
i cant lose weight
cant stop eating

just want everyone to kno i' commited to this thread x

>>74677376
Good on you

>>74677369
are you the fat ginger scrotum?

>>74677363
me too
moreso since I stopped being one

Dont comprehend how the fuck you get fat lmao

juust stop eating nigaa just put down the damn potato chips xDD

>moreso

this is NOT ONE FUCKING WORD

alri

Sent via google drive

Mama im a criminal
Mama im a criminal
Mama im a criminal, criminal, criminal

>Theresa May says that "there are boys jobs and girls jobs in the home"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-philip-may-husband-boy-jobs-girls-one-show-take-bins-out-bbc-prime-minister-marriage-a7727481.html

FFS, stop trying to appeal to the fucking rorkes.

love Mormons

>http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/school-and-drayton-manor-closed-today-after-tragedy-involving-11-year-old-leicester-girl/story-30323496-detail/story.html
>An 11-year-old girl from Leicester who died after falling out of a water ride at the Drayton Manor Theme Park has been named by police.
>Evha Jannath, from Leicester

Ahhh yes, quite the quintessential British name.

There's a mormon church near me and these dumb yank mormons keep approaching me to give me a leaflet and find if I want to join

make them stop

>>74677369
post belly

>>74677444
muh-reso

sounds like an italian name

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>>74677527

>>74677484
really shocking that people think "there are boy jobs and girl jobs" is some marker of rorke sexism

>>74677629
t. rorke

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Why do brits have the best THICC girls in Europe?

redpill me on the gettysberg address

>>74677653
WHO

4 score and 7 beers ago

sort of seeing a scary hardcore leftist feminist bird lads. on paper i wouldn't go near but my willy is drawn like a moth to a flame.

>>74677720
know this feel. lefty girls are more down to earth and eager to fuck. They often have bad hygiene though.

>>74677653
>those chebs
come to butthead

>>74677653
we have a terrible diet of bread, chips, and crisps (and various other fattening foods) which means that everyone is fat

>>74677733
>>74677720
lefty girls are ugg as fuck, feminist birds are insufferable

>>74677733
>They often have bad hygiene though
This is unironically my fetish

>>74677777
nah she's fit af. otherwise i wouldn't be bothering

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>lefty girls are ugg as fuck, feminist birds are insufferable

>>74677800
Mate who gives a fuck about their political orientation if you're only up for the buck

simply disregard any political talk

>>74677844
>>74677844
>>74677844

>>74677831
>>74677831
>>74677831

>>74677864
fucking REKT

>>74677864
IRA on suicide watch

hahahahahahaha

alri