Tell me expressions that Americans use a lot.

>>74668792
wifesharing
cuckold
hotwive
bull

Dude, that BBC fucking my wife is sooooo awesome, OMG!

Your head up your ass -> behaving in a short-sighted or oblivious manner with undertones of narcissism

Get your head out of your ass and back to studying.
My boss has his head up his ass.

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"fly by the seat of your pants"

I'M WALKIN' 'ERE
EEEEY
BADDA BING, BADDA BOOM

It's a regional thing.

For example, the South: "fixin to." It means you're going to do something. Example: "I'm fixin to post this."

Niggers have co-opted it and turned it into "finna."

IT'S SHIT AND GRITS ALL THE WAY DOWN

CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>74668948
I've literally never heard this before.

>>74669026
It's actually quite common tbqh.

>>74669026
How? It's not really common but it still pops up sometimes.

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>>74668949
A GABAGOOL

>>74668792
Americans used to have great slang and expressions but now they just sound like drugged out niggers

>>74668792
"Well I'll be go to hell"

>>74669070
That is because of the drug problems with the urban youth.

Go fuck yourself

>>74669070
The terms and expressions y'all use make y'all sound like toddlers

WELL I'LL BE A MONKEY'S UNCLE

>>74668792
which region in particular?

Normies like using
>y'all (south)
>who's mans??
>snake
>I wanna die
>finna
>tryna
>catch these hands
>boutta
>ayo

I don't use these personally. Sometimes y'all slips out though

WELL THAT'S JUST A DIAMOND DOZEN
I DON'T MEAN TO PLAY DEVIL'S ABACUS HERE
IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT

>>74668792
"Hair of the dog that bit you" or just hair of dog, is when you wake up witha hangover and immediately drink more alcohol to supposedly cure it. It doesnt work but its an excuse to drink more.

"By the skin of your teeth" means to just barely scrape by and succeed.

I have a lot more, but i want to see what other people post.

>>74668792
"Take the piss."

I'm pretty much fucking autistic so I don't know what the people in the outside world say.
Just base all of your information about American culture and life on sitcoms.

Im pretty sure this one is in all languages, but

"speak of the devil (and he shall appear)" is said whenever you begin to speak of someone, say a friend or your boss, and they enter the room.

>>74669277
Used here more than you use it, actually I imagine most yanks wouldn't know what taking the piss means

Some bullshit about guns, freedom and tyranny.

>>74668949
I SMOKE CAUSE IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE

>>74669063
I got guy in Brooklyn. His name is Alfredo Fettuccine.

There are none. Americans aren't real. Hollywood is just an elaborate ruse to convince you that a country called 'The United States of America' actually exists.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining

>>74669700
Lay off the lean.

It's colder than a well digger's ass

Do you want fries with that?

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets filled first

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

I can't reach my feet

That's all she wrote...

(That's all there is)

"Good riddance!" - In reference to no longer having the FBI

I use the phrase "month of Sundays" to denote a long time, but I think that is a Southern expression.

>>74669540
People in New England say it a lot.

>That's only a dime a dozen!

"Yo, roll me over"

you betcha
dontcha know

>>74669190
>Nigger slang

Lemme get uhhhhhhh