/brit/

bit gay

>>74665265
have a reply

>>74665265
good thread

hmm yes
girls with dicks

>>74665265
cutest man in the world

doing a post

NON MENTALLY ILL TRAP THREAD
>>74670977
>>74670977
>>74670977
>>74670977
FOR TRUE SONS OF HIBERNIA

dr pavel

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me and the gf

please bum me

really want this thread to take off

>>74670968
yik yak closed down like 3 days ago.
never deleting it though

>>74671059
sad cunt

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your soul is mine

>>74665265
name?

>>74671068
>>74671068
>>74671068

this thread is better lads

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main objective in life is to walk this stupid thing

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trap gfs desu

>>74671059
nice try early mick spammer
>>74671027
there is a difference between keeping a habit consistent, and increasing how prolific it is in order to ween yourself off it
would you try to find yourself some codone and lower your smack doses if you were trying to quit? or would you start injecting yourself more?
fucking brainlet, do not even respond to me again

>>74671123
Greater London

>>74671123
how long would this take?

>>74671123
alri reese witherspoon

need a mandem

>>74671105
in the pic m80

>>74671123
a change of coast, a change of heart

>>74671179
3-4 days if you put the effort in

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reminder that if you're good looking enough, women will forgive anything

personality is irrelevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEKhdkmSnk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rlm-n3vfVM

>>74671157
nah its the pacific coast trail mate

where jan, the ruin 4chan man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48JPhpZUwFI

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I AM NATURE'S GREATEST MIRACLE

>>74671205
theyre all fucking uggos

bundy wasnt that goodlooking but strangely enough, women are very attracted to charismatic serial killers

the old thread didn't even pass 300. WE need to go back!!

>>74671204
I meant to walk

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>>74671249
not quite

>>74671296
yeah i know

cold out

Thinking about doing a 'cide lads.

>>74671302
fucking albino freak

>>74671249
ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES

what is the equivalent subreddit for /int/

>>74671274

even men got the hots for bundy
https://youtu.be/aAJ_b4DaDfY?t=54s

>>74671305
oh, ok.

>>74671274
>women are attracted to power
Woah

mad how obsessed the 'rish on the 'chon are with the IRA
it's the only thing they talk about

>>74665265
that's a man?

fuuuuuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONoi86Zyj3k

>>74671377
We talk way more about the Irish than the Irish talk about the IRA

>>74671398
jealous? :3

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>>74671345
micks wish they were this white
>>74671398
google 'somik'

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Greetings from /balt/!

Rate our lads

>>74671435
we are the palest people in europe and being ginger is an exclusively white trait??

Oi lads whats a nice car that I can get for like £5000 that isn't well old?

>>74671416
>We
alri o'donnel
take a look at /eire/, haven't checked but there's a 85% chance it's an IRA edition

fluid motion is fucking bullshit

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benched 100 kg today lads

>>74671448
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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HNNNNGGGHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwJPPaEyqhI

>>74671499
*spots the injection marks on your arms*

hehe

fart, bum

female humanoid organisms are beings of darkness. Literally the most evil beings on the planet. Deserve 0 rights. Only laws to protect females should be as the property of males.

There's lots of blokes who'll sodomise and throatfuck you without murdering you with a hammer afterwards.

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>>74671420
>>74671435

will stop watching Eurovision when the gay Irish person stops narrating it

>>74671482
>haven't checked
Blatent lies, you know it is and you're using this one occasion to try and prove that it's a consistent occurrence. There's regular /brit/ threads filled with discussion about the Irish, all the time.

benched 600 kg today lads

>>74671461
*ignores*

>>74671499
HATE Mike. HATE Rich. HATE Jack. HATE Josh. Love Jay and pints

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>>74671471

benched 1000 kilotons today lads

you're waifu a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uny6Ke8Jn4

ukrainian cuties

ur yfu a shit

>>74671545
>Literally the most evil beings on the planet
elaborate
>>74671562
i know right
wouldn't have picked anyone else for an OP

>>74671528
this is a pretty gook desu

wish i was mates with metatron

>>74671461
balts are nazi scum

benched your mum today as your dad looked on

>>74671575
Fugg xDDD

>>74671448
The infamous grime lyric....

>>74671622
Wow, what a moderately attractive woman. I would consent to sex with her if she was interested

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YAAAAAAAAS

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>>74671528
oh you're one of 'those'

BREAKING NEWS

Snapchat misses earnings lads

Share price down 16%

BREAKING NEWS

y wfu asht

>>74671570
I literally hadn't
every single fucking time I look for /brit/ I see /eire/
>IRA edition
>ra edition
>up the ra edition
ebin

I don't even dislike most of the irish posters here

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somewhere in croatia (the filename probably spells a clue)

gangnam style and harlem shake are the most cancerous, cringiest things known to mankind

>>74671704
how will this affect my life?

some people you just meet and they leave a certain kind of impression upon you, maybe it is some uncertainty or weakness that drew you to them, but you strive to tap into them in the best and most mutually beneficial way possible

>>74671528
matty

>>74671660
Adramelech >

2bh

>>74671725
But in all seriousness, upa RA like

>>74671704
*snaps you in half*
how's that for some breaking?

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>>74671733

>>74671619
very autistic video

shan't be taking her advice

>>74671756
what?

You fight your superficiality, your shallowness, so as to try to come at people without unreal expectations, without an overload of bias or hope or arrogance, as untanklike as you can be, sans cannon and machine guns and steel plating half a foot thick; you come at them unmenacingly on your own ten toes instead of tearing up the turf with your caterpillar treads, take them on with an open mind, as equals, man to man, as we used to say, and yet you never fail to get them wrong. You might as well have the brain of a tank. You get them wrong before you meet them, while you're anticipating meeting them; you get them wrong while you're with them; and then you go home to tell somebody else about the meeting and you get them all wrong again. Since the same generally goes for them with you, the whole thing is really a dazzling illusion. ... The fact remains that getting people right is not what living is all about anyway. It's getting them wrong that is living, getting them wrong and wrong and wrong and then, on careful reconsideration, getting them wrong again. That's how we know we're alive: we're wrong. Maybe the best thing would be to forget being right or wrong about people and just go along for the ride. But if you can do that -- well, lucky you

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4th place is coming home

>>74671786
not a word

>>74671786
nae a molecule of thine post hath entered my visage

#kony2012

>>74671704
is this cause of brexit

>>74671570
>the one occasion
except for the other early /brit/
and the previous thread
and all of these http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ira/
lmao

>>74671755
yes

>>74671733
*Dabs*
*Whips and nae naes*

>>74671733
I loved it in an ironic sort of way. When I would say, "oppa gangnam style" or 'let's do the harlem shake' to the normies they'd smile as if I was one of them. i felt like a wolf in sheep's skin

beginning to question my atheism lads
should I convert?

>>74671838
Black people photosynthesise?

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WATCH OUT HE'S GOT AN UNANTICIPATED QUESTION

>>74671755
Yes it's me, posting with TWO dakis in my arms. You mirin' runt?

>>74671838
Will an African country be the first to colonise the Sun?

>>74671849
Become Eastern Orthodox master race like me

>>74671850
stop posting this 6/10

>>74671838
got the thought factory working overtime tonight

>>74671857
did something happen here

>>74671838
why are so many of them vitamin d deficient then

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Good lad

>>74671850
keep going lad

>>74671844
what the fuck is that

>>74671923
Degree in what? Picking cotton? These niggas need to get back to the 'ol plantation

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What will it be lads?

need a well read gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imsGbtuUrWY

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Not entirely sure what this one means

>>74671923
Front page news every time a black person gets a university degree?

Look at all these absolute lemons without umbrellas. Its like watching ants run around as their colony floods

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>>74665265
Alright son, I'm off to the shop. I'll be back in 10 minutes. If there's ANY gimmick posting in THIS house while I'm gone you'll get a good hiding!

And if I find out you've smacked your sister I'll fucking smack you.

Alright? Best behaviour, lads.

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cambodia
when you consider that over a hundred people are killed by coconuts each year, this place is actually rather dangerous
especially if you're a young child, as you are prone to being sold off and nonced to the nearest bidding tourist

>>74671960

Being dead

>>74671997
Yes, I'd rather be a thick nigger who has given absolutely nothing of value to humanity.

>>74671958
More silliness to get worked up over

>>74672022
You could have picked a better image, really taints your gimmick quite badly. 2/10

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>Degree in what? Picking cotton? These niggas need to get back to the 'ol plantation

*hunts nonces*

>>74671978
rorst beef please

>>74672076
Is this you in the attached image? In the context it looks like you are talking to me in the third person

is it wise to buy a chevrolet in this country or is it expensive to get parts since it's a yank machine

>>74672078
Noncocaust when?

/brit/ is an average sized phimotic penis general

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>>74672042

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we propose a new machine

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490024/Venezuelans-prepare-fecal-cocktails-throw-security-forces.html

>>74672113
you'd be first up against the wall icenonce

>>74672092
more

>>74665265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YygH7zLsbEg

>>74672107
isn't wise to buy a chevrolet in any country

>>74672139
Not Icenonce

>>74672107
why on earth would you buy a chevrolet?

real /brit/ hours lets go 100

Ribena got interviewed by the police again today. They found out he was using the internet.

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the gf

my penis smells weird

Don't you just hate weirdos that keep posting images of girls constantly when their post timer is up? Go put that chicago deep dish in your microwave and fuck right off you little pervert

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>>74672133
>comments

>poleaboo is going to start talking in third person again
fuck OFF

RIP ROBERT MILES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q

>>74671908
Mummy trumped.

Females are getting out of control. In a sane patriarchal society the female would receive a daily beating, more, if she disobeys her master. The female should purely be a subordinate to her husband, nothing more.

Modern society leads to a degeneration of mankind, giving females voices already led to the acceptance of mentally ill fags and trannies.

Men are the sane gender, their minds are rational, while the female is controlled by her beastly urges to mate, this will lead to regress of our accomplishments in society.

>>74672221
should wash it after you're done bumming your bf desu

>>74672288
magnificent post

*makes a surging run from midfield to the edge of the penalty area*

Cut it back to me lad

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/deleted/deleted/

>there has been a janny on /int/ for hours now
>he's been deleting posts
>he just let /brit/ spam up the board and let the trannyposter spam /brit/

we've just been forsaken lads.

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>>74672207
i've ran out of laughing reaction pictures i can use today so just have another somik

this is the level of passability you will never even come close to achieving

And I miss you Like the deserts miss the rain

>>74672316
i am a straight virgin

*fires in a shot from a tight angle that goes out for a throw in*
sorry la

>>74672349
Rain is bad for deserts. No one wants a soggy cheesecake now do they?

>>74672337
*tackles you*
*cruyff turns away from you*

bless the rains down in africa

>>74672339
Umm no sweetie, this is sabotage.

Tellin' all o' y'all it's a sabo' 'tage

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20 degrees tomorrow

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>>74672339
he'd rather see the entire board flooded than address any of our temporary problems
my sides

>>74672400
*stares at you*
*puts my arms out in exasperation*

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el camino

apparently not the black keys album

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>>74672433

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>>74671375
>end up in jail
>power

>tfw always enjoyed my gf playing with my bum more than i enjoyed playing with her vagina

>>74671274
Who do I have to kill to get a gf?

>>74672590
bender

>>74672339
nah looks like he did get around to deleting the tranny spam...hours after we were plagued by it

and the only /brit/ threads he deleted were the ones with nsfw images

honestly, it must be a new janny. Are Janny would not have tolerated this kind of slack job.

>>74672189
why not

>>74672590
makes sense

you don't have a prostate in her vagina

Over the Hills and O'er the Main,
To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
The Queen commands and we'll obey
Over the Hills and far away.

>>74672654
yank cars are shite

some of their cars dont even pass basic EU safety tests

Wouldn't mind sticking my prostate in a vagina right about now

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>>74672288

>>74672730
>EU

FOE

>>74672590
does she enjoy playing with your bum?
what does she do?

bus is late like usual

>>74672288
i simultaneously agree with this post but i also think it deserves a fedora for being euphoric as fuck

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>stuck in this bloody country

Tim has doxxed himself again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riet12aBFp4

just saw this leaf waiting for me to stop my bus

going to skip his stop this time hahaha

The sensibility of classical Athens and republican Rome at their best is the finest there has ever been. In Greece, the appreciation of beauty, the respect paid to reason and the life of reason, the freedom of thought and feeling, the absence of mysticism and false sentimentality, the humanism, pluralism and sanity of outlook that are so distinctive of the cultivated classical mind, are models for people who see, with Aristotle, that the aim of life is to live nobly and richly in spirit.

>>74672794
you can check out anytime you want
but you can never leave

>>74672794
excited for the “tim vs the USA“ saga

why are yanks so cringeworthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_dfpC1T0W0

>>74672854
I don't think oxford health would want him to leave the uk

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4488972/Is-shocking-advert-EVER.html

what the actual fuck

>>74672830

Alright AC Grayling?

Why did you go complete mentalist after the Brexit vote?

what happened to ribena?

Tim on the piano>Tim singing>Tim on guitar

you love her

need a scottish gf

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494303856805.webm

(warning lewd webm)

>>74672934
>that one with the vibrator in her ear

top kek

stop talking about tim
stop talking about pakipoo
stop talking about the thai runts

What are the benefits of multiculturalism?

>>74672988
gonna plug my headphones just to listen to this

better be good

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need a bf (female)

>>74672934
Hmmm..
Ah *gags* yes...

skedaddle

>>74673025
cheap labour

I don't understand why we count car boots as doors. A five door car is only a 4 door car.

Just like how we describe flats like they have extra bedrooms . like a 4 apt would only have 3 bedrooms. the fuck? just say it's a 3 bed

>>74672934
wew that's depressing

>>74672988

thanks for reminding me i'll never have a gf

>>74672988
what thread?

>>74672988
CP DO NOT CLICK

>>74673057
that's how they do it in germany

not in the UK

very drunk

>>74673025
expanding your cultural horizons and understanding
mutual respect between people of different backgrounds
producing new culture

quite good

>tfw no gf

>>74672988
how do you know she's scottish

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need a thicker willy :(

>Trying to get a US green card if anyone's got one I'd like one please
CLASSIC Tim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljgAnV8iNXE

current mood

>>74673025
innovation through the confluence of different streams of ideas and so on
wider consumer choice
more competition leading to more efficient outcomes

>>74668289
>>74671105
>>74671398
>>74671562
you got bamboozled.
somik is female.
the dick on the pics belongs to her boyfriend.
she's an amateur photographer

>>74673095
that is how they do here for both cars and flats.

t. worked in property management

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proto bf sent me a snap of him biting his sleeve

>>74673123
*massages your willy*

>>74673158
where do you live?

>>74672988
i'm scottish and have a very similar 'ly to this. where is my qt skinny white gf

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Broke my teeth by grinding them again, lads
When will I learn?

>>74672988
Can confirm that jizz in the eyes FUCKING stings

>>74673197
glasgow

find it weird that people can just sort of snap their fingers and get a gf.

I can't even get my tinder matches to respond more than one reply. Let alone getting quickly into a relationship

>>74673268
ah must be a scottish thing

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>>74671123
Who said you could come to my country??

>>74673280
must have shite banter then mate

should I get drunk again tonight lads? really feel like it but I've already done that every night for the past week

got a pack of fags and a bottle fo voddy

>>74673285
scotland is european

why the fuck do we do it

>>74673289
Judge in hawaii did when he stopped Trump's muslim ban

>>74673309
bit late

>>74673303
reckon i do

>match with a girl with 2 selfies and no bio
>just go with a /fit/ pickupline
>she says haha
>not really sure where to take it from there so i just sort of say 'hey whats up'

asians are fairly easy if you're an average or better looking white lad

if you're khv think of it as a tutorial level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gtvyi2IkeI

ah yes, scotland

might quit the 'cohol

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>>74673156
can i ask
for how long did you intently study photos of her boyfriends dick enough to confirm that the photos were "fake"?

>>74673349
most autistic thing i've read in a while

business idea: girls with penises and small shrunken testicles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZus7nEVjHE

he's so nice

fuck i just realised why it

you can't say a bedsit is a 0 bed because that's the one it does have

still doesn't explain the car thing

>>74673123
same
wish it wasn't phimosis

>>74672988
Don't understand this whole cumming on a girl's face thing desu. Is this what years of psychological conditioning through porn does to the human sex life.

Why not get her to suck you until you cum or fucking hell just cum IN her.

Fucking spastics.

>>74673492
this way you get to humiliate her

>>74673473
it's called a studio

studio
1 bed
2 bed
3 bed
4 bed
5+ bed

>>74673255
i tried to stop doing that
>>74673280
>tinder
normie
out
>>74673359
don't find them attractive

>>74673492
it's degrading and a nice imagery of power

>>74673280

normals will NEVER understand our plight

doing a cheeky cum deep inside the vagina is the best feeling

>>74673516
foy

>>74673561
doubt you'd know desu

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>>74673438

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285 posts
about time for the mick to link one of his ira threads

The genetic lottery is real, and we have lost. We are male. We are ugly. Many have autism of some form. We all have "bad" genes for forming compatible beliefs with normie society. Truly, we are doomed.

>>74673280
it's pretty easy just be someone else

>>74673561
prefer getting my prostate ruthlessly finger-banged by a pretty woman 2bh.

>>74673516
>studio

FUCK OFF YANK

IT'S A FUCKING BEDSIT

GET OUT OF MY THREAD

ROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74673561

not as good as finding your doggo after he went missing

>>74673594
>We are ugly
speak for yourself there pal

>>74673594
posturing projections, batman! i don't believe everyone here has it that bad

>>74673634
aww

Yeah you’re worth the trouble and you’re worth the pain\
And you’re worth the worry, I would do the same
If we all went back to another time
I will love you over
I will love you

bedsit means bedsit

>>74673594
its not even that though.

reddit losers who are ugly or autistic still seem to manage to get girls some how.

i on the other hand seem to be a normally functioning humanoid who looks average, but i don't know anyone at all, i have no friends and i have no access to women. my attempts at online dating always fail. and so getting a girl is simply improbable.

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>>74673513
>>74673532
Just stick it up her arse, or just pull her hair and slap her face/arse as you're fucking her. You can have it your way in the sense that you're dominating her physically and humiliating her at the same time, as well as getting maximum pleasure for t' willy.

Surely better than just wanking off onto somebody like some stupid runt who's trying to recreate his vanilla pornos.

>>74673665
excellent post

>>74673438
he's a frail pathetic cocksucker

>>74673593
shut up

>>74673657

Would quite like that on my face

>A draft of Labour's general election manifesto has been leaked, including plans to nationalise the energy industry and scrap tuition fees.
>The BBC has seen a copy of the document, which has not yet been formally signed off, with the Mirror and the Daily Telegraph also reporting details.
>These include nationalising railways, bus firms and the Royal Mail and renewing the Trident weapons system.
nice

>>74671068
>>74671068
>>74671068

better thread

>>74671123
is there a name for the whole green section on the map where yosemite is?

>>74673516
pretentious
it's a bedsit

>>74673711
>>74673711
>>74673711
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>>74673711
we're in here

>>74673025
Muslamic ray guns