/brit/ - The Datsun 240z Edition

nice car

>>74660460
70s classic.

No matches on Grindr yet lads :(

Hello lads

Do tindr or grindr have trap settings?

Must stress I am NOT interested in fucking men, ONLY traps

Taking refuge from trannyposting

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ur're welcome

>ugly guy with glasses and badly kept long hair
>red communist flag behind him
>autistic

>hot girl with beret and cute nose
>red communist flag behind her
>arty and alternative

hm makes you think

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>british squirrels

Wheres jan jan

I require a bf who dresses and acts like a girl so I can pummel his POOCHIE

>>74662906
Something tells me that finding a gf on the chan wouldn't end up going too well.

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>live in small village
>mobile post office van comes a few times a week (pic related)
>be an autist who doesn't go anywhere so I use it fairly often
>have good banter with the guy who works there
>he always wears funny hats and I make jokes and we both laugh
>go along today to send a birthday present
>it's obviously a book even though it's wrapped in paper
>"Now son, as you know I just have to ask what's in it"
>suddenly think it would be funny to say it's a bomb
>...
>stops what he's doing and glares at me
>"Never say that again. That's not funny laddy"
>not sure if he's joking and I'm trying not to be beta as fuck these days
>grin like an idiot as if I'm in on it
>"What would happen if you said that at an airport, eh?"
>say it would depend on who heard
>"Someone on the security team obviously"
>tell him they probably wouldn't be very impressed
>"You'd get fucking arrested, wouldn't you"
>reckon he's probably not joking but don't want to look like a little bitch just in case
>keep smiling and agree he's right
>"Get out. Seriously, get out right now"
>doesn't give me the parcel back which I've not paid for yet
>decide it is a joke because otherwise he'd hand it over even if he refuses to send it
>"And seriously, don't come back"
>get on my bike and go home, thinking I'll return later and see what's going on
>walk back later with my money
>there's a police car by the van
>turn 360 and run home
What the fuck do I do? Am I going to be arrested? Do I just go back tomorrow and apologise or something? Help me out bros, I fucked up bad

Wish I had an excuse to wear 1980s granny glasses

I look smashing in them

>>74662899
Why do they call Americans fat when they and their creatures are fat? Boggles my mind.

Hate The Irish
Love Irish qt lads
Simple as

>>74662944
mong

http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285
http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285
http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285

I sincerely hope the tranny poster is a bot and isnt actually delving through his tranny folder manually every single minute for hours on end

>leftypol communist
WEW already have a reputation now bit rude that tho lad

>>74662993
>tfw not prolific enough to be given an identity on /brit/

had a dream last night that labour staged a socialist revolution and hoisted the red flag over london

what did my dream mean by this

>>74662993
all yanks

>>74662970
don't think too hard might give yourself a heart attack

>>74662865
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>>74663068
SOON

/gf2017/ has made some developments lads

early doors yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5vYGFjwwpM

tim needs help

>>74663068
You should vote tory

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>>74662993
i've managed to surreptitiously avoid being an avatarfag

mission accomplished

>>74663138
dunno who these people are

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Which runt did this?

>>74663125
FONT

Whats a good tinder bio lads?

>>74663126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Teo3NCf7o
What did he mean by this

>having a wank with earphones in
>postman obviously tried to ring doorbell
>slams door loudly
>lose erection
was that really necessary didn't even answer the door in the end just waited a minute then got back to wanking, wasn't even delivering anything big just a fucking book, what a melt

>>74663170
6' 3'' tall, 10" long, 9/10s only

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reminder that monoracial cuckolding is redpilled

>>74663068
>>74663106
I wish comrades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo

>>74663138
Ive had that one before

>>74663138
cuck

>>74662995
consider:
if the poster were a bot, they would either need to fill a considerable amount of captchas out in advance, or have a 4chan pass. and since the poster has supposedly already had their posts deleted, then they would no longer be able to use that pass.
so they are either constantly filling out captchas (and therefore, likely manually uploading each file from their computer), or they have paid money for many passes with which to post porn on /brit/.

and i thought i was a sadcase

>>74663170
6' 5''
Finance and footie
What happens in maga stayes in maga

>>74663213
Yanks

>>74663170
Write some Hitler quotes as if a teen wrote them.

looks kinda gay desu

>>74662944
stick to being beta
when the rozzers show up tomorrow just shuffle awkwardly to the door and mumble toward your feet and accept your life sentence in mummy mays prolific paki prisons

>>74663170
5'8
Anime expert
No hymen, no diamond
Praise Kek

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can't think of a more unpleasant way to go than this lads

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>>74661199
>it's a comedy crime procedural with a decent zombie gimmick
>strong horror and gore
hmm

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can't sleep lads

>>74663313
forgot link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia

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>>74663213
>hat posting
>34 votes

>>74663331
why do I see this image everywhere

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Explain this shit

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>2 votes for leftypol communist
Could unironically heem you all

>>74663170
Tall girls are for tall guys and short girls are for tall guys too. Short guys can have each other.

>>74663170
5'3
impractical jokester
loves jokes and laughs
Why was the scarecrow given an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
snapchat: madharlequin69

>>74663359
because patrick is a relateable character

day 10 of diet

still going strong

>>74663360
>gif
fuck off

Janny is honestly such a useless fucking cunt

BRING BACK THE POLICE STATE

business idea: ladies- no No hear me out lads... right... ladies... but with knobs...

>girls on tinder don't bother putting on bios
>if they do it's often just to write that they don't want short guys
what do you even talk to them about?

>>74663346
just give them knockout gas
bang problem solved

anyone up for bunning a zoot later

It's difficult to quantify such an abstract concept as 'respect' but know this: whatever the metric is, my respect for the janitor aka 'Janny' - is at absolute 0

Cant wait to get out of the life draining, emotion sucking hole in the ground devoid of any prospects or joy that is known as Direland

>>74663482
would eat all her cum ngl

business idea: telephones to call ghosts

all creatures on earth contribute in some way to the world. Apart from Janny. He is a unique being in that he is a total net drain on the universe

>>74663532
thought you were going to say 4chan
but that also works
where do you want to go?

nukes don't seem of this world

reckon it's alien technology

f*ck sake this tranny spammer is gonna make me do my nut in

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Rassinier

The father of Holocaust denial was a communist resistance fighter

Interesting

>>74663454
Doesn't work, one sufferer was put in a medically induced coma but his brain still failed to shut down properly

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me

>>74663585
make them drink alcohol til they pass out maybe

business idea: find a way to make gambling on the footie way more addictive to put chads in huge debt

something curious is happening on the catalog when you search 'brit'

>>74663469
yeah
>>74663470
highly peng

>>74663568
ideally spain
most likely australia

>>74663623
mate their brain literally cannot shut down at all, nothing works. that why it kills them

>way getting 3-4 matches a day a few months ago
>now hardly get that a week
wtf happened to tinder did i just run out of indie girls

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>74663660
why ideally spain

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>>74663636
Janny is the trannyposter

>>74663670
>ahh yes, this thing that has never been tried will certainly not work, very good

what year was your dad born?

mine 1953

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https://youtu.be/BKbl1q8PZaA

Think I'll take the 3:10 train to Yuma

>>74663450
>if they do it's often just to write that they don't want short guys
well then... thats gonna be a problem.

Theory: trannyposter is actually janny warranting the powers that be to reinstate the brutal regime and stranglehold he once held over /brit/

DONT PLAY HIS GAME!

>>74663660
how is your spanish? used to live there and you won't fit in if you don't speak it, forget any memes saying that you will cause you won't

why do trannies have such long calves?

>>74663720
because they're men and men have muscular legs

not hard to figure out

>>74663720
theyre big guys

Feel like southern Europeans may be the true master race
They're lazy but live much happier lives

this concrete jungle is soul destroying

SCREAMING

https://youtu.be/uwvIp3k5kwU?t=21

appreciate if someone posted a good tune right NOW

>>74663754
but I'm a man and my calves aren't that long

>>74663808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

>>74663772
had this line of thought before

a lad in a favela in Brazil is probably happier than a banker in London

>>74663715
doesnt go beyond GCSE level

thats my dilemma

>>74663808
https://youtu.be/2ybfqqcLBK4

>>74663808
https://youtu.be/9fwxQNOH_Iw

>>74663877
>>74663887
he said good not utter shite

>>74663840
nah

just because the weather there is nice doesn't mean it's not a shitty existence

a banker in Brasil on the other hand

>>74663904
ahhaa thats a fukin anthem m8

>>74663808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GENUINELY FEEL SICK DESU LADS

>>>/tv/82602678

17 /brit/'s in the catalouge

are we doing a spam? new gimmique? reinstating an old gimmique?

The lack of non white faces I see in my town seriously troubles me

>>74663822
good
>>74663877
shit
>>74663887
good
>>74663946
shit

>>74663913
they're not as materialistic though (not necessarily Brazil but any povvo country)
you can't miss something you've never had

>>74663997
fuck off

>>74663938
so this is the power of the anglo....whoah...

>>74663808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuvIIi2oDDY

Reckon id be v happy if i was some brazilian pleb getting all my basic needs met. Fed and watered, sun and pussy.

fuk dis gay earth

is janny dead?

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>tfw thick thighs and big bum
>tfw strong jawline and deep voice

Can feel brainrot setting in

I need to read a good book or something

Just got told I'm being let go from my job as an office runt in 4 weeks and I'm over the fucking moon

I despise the people there

>>74663960
the janitor is sorely missed

>>74663822
>click that video
>advertisement for a song comes up

The lyrics were literally: "maybe Jesus was black, maybe he had dreads. I'm black and proud. Biracial and proud. Spider-Man should be black. I'm as white as the Mona Lisa"

So this is what Euroweenies listen to now huh?

>>74663774
what is with chef's being edgelords

>>74664099
Post pics x

>>74664056
not good Tbh

>>74664138
daddy never gave them the love and care they needed

>>74664139
no :s

>>74664118
>So this is what Euroweenies listen to now huh?
you're talking about a song by a guy called logic
he's american

>>74664138
have you ever worked in a kitchen? ridiculously stressful environment full of heat, pressure and ego

I'm short and don't use a bio but I've put my willy in tinder girls

>>74664182
Never understood this meme

>>74664181
vacaroo?

>>74664083
very nice :DD

>>74664099
alri fatty

wish I was a girl
but not a tranny
an actual girl from birth
oh well

>>74664213
Its utter shite dont even invest a quantum cubic millimeter of gray matter trying to decipher such menial trivialities

>>74664099
L O N D O N

>>74664244
Bit weird mate

are there alternatives to just eat? selection is poor tbqhwyl

>>74664233
not fat
fatties don't have jawlines either

>>74664244
*expends a huge amount of money and effort manipulating media and political bodies to redefine the word girl*
anything for you, m'lady

>>74664311
the 'roo
the 'dora

>>74663960
seems so
i shall certainly contribute to this

>>74664311
hungry-house.co.uk anon

>>74664311
blame your local takeaways for not being on just eat

/brit/ is so poor today that i actually WANT to study instead of shitpost

shame on you all, especially jan jan who CANNOT contain a situation

don't go anywhere without me aran sweater

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>>74662939
That's not a girl
>>74662906
Alright then frilly pants, where you at? If its not M I D L A N D S then fuck off

>>74664377
/brit/ was at it's best when Devon was janny sitting in the thread all day

>>74664402
>midlands
not a subhuman x
>frilly pants
I want a bf in frilly pants not me REEEEEEE

>>74664213
its supposed to suggest that the normal/most efficient/best way of doing something is the dumb way while the dumb/contrived way of doing something is the smart way. the joke is that its the opposite

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make some memes lads

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remember, it's not enough to make them

you also have to keep them at the top of the index

music is the voice of the deepest reality

Personally find normingtons to be highly vexing

>>74664516
2 of those are mine

I remember it well

mental that most people haven't had an original thought in their entire lives

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Lord Stark, I'm High Council

janny is gonna go ballistic when he gets in

>>74664577
i made them until i hit the limit
then used a proxy and made more
that's the kind of spirit we need

synthwave

>>74664516
>>74664516
Imagine being the time traveling chump from 1901 who sees his fat arse great grandson making a /brit/ thread titled "Fear the Bants edition" or "rare Pepe" edition

God imagine the disdain. What the fuck went wrong? 80% of British males already have a set of bitch titties.

>>74664617
dont havr a proxy

A free-stater pro-treaty blueshirt Cumann na nGaedheal member professor and corporatist was teaching a class on Michael Collins, a known big fella.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Collins and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than the heroes of 1916!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, anti-treaty IRA champion who had fought in 10 different flying columns and understood the necessity of physical force republicanism and fully supported all military decisions made by De Valera stood up and held up a treaty.

"What does this treaty give us?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite West Britishly and smugly replied "the freedom to achieve freedom, you stupid Irregular"

"Wrong. It’s been 1 year since Lloyd-George created it. If it gave us this freedom and constitutional nationalism, as you say, is real… then Ireland should be a republic now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Celtic Twilight. He stormed out of the room crying those free-stater crocodile tears. The same tears free-staters cry for the "casualties of war" (which could never make a republic not a worthy cause) when they jealously try to claw justly earned glory from the deserving De Valera. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had voted against the treaty and become more than a swaddler traitor professor. He wished so much that he had an anti-treaty IRA squad to summarily execute him and spare embarrassment, but he himself had fought against them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ

Oh shit, he's back!

>>74664629
>tfw can get a feminine brit bf
THANKS FOR IMMIGRATING MUM

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mfw Collen is The Hand

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>>74664468
Then go to where likeminded frilly pants girly boys congregate then, Reddit & /cuteboys/

Squeak out if you want a mid twenties lad to bounce your castle.

>>74664715
I'm a top can't you read? And I browse cuteboys anyway

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Why does /brit/ love trannys so much?

george soros has outstanding warrants issued by russia

>>74664744
crossdressing is an ancient british past time

>>74664761
how antisemitic

wtf i like girls with willies now

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need my willy to feel nice

>>74663929

>>74663872

>>74663798

>>74663609

BUMP

>>74664744
we are powerless to stop them

>>74664629
Honestly if somebody came back from 1901 and see this thread I imagine they would be more shocked to see a "wo"man with a huge cock, and be a bit disorientated with how great it is.

>he studied latin at school
>buys hardback books
>goes to Maccies and doesn't just get a double cheesburger and medium fries

FOB

>>74664682
where are you from?

>>74664743
Nahh I saw an arse in the air and took the prerogative. Good luck finding BF tho, keep looking/trying nd you'll get somewhere

>>74664870
South west England senpai

>>>/int/brit
what's going on lads

>>74664805
ah yes eyebrows painted red

new
>>74664881
>>74664881

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>The "involuntary celibate" or Incels for short.

>These guys get off on being toxic and miserable. They view sex as a need that men have and something women should be obligated to give them, like food or shelter. They're like welfare queens when it comes to sex. They literally want to "collect" it like a welfare check.

>But it gets even worse. They aren't just content to sit around and wallow in their own self-pity, changing nothing about themselves and expecting change to just happen. Oh no. They believe that anyone who isn't just as miserable as they are is a bad person. It is literally evil to be in a happy, fulfilling relationship. Even when one of them gets his head out of his ass for a few seconds and gets laid, they fucking turn on him.

>They're a community of sad, sad people who want to bring everyone else down into their pit of despair with them.

wanna shag mia khalifa

looooool just remembered that old skepta tune where he raps about hating transvestites using the melody from the old transformers theme
transvestites, mandem in disguise
fucking classic

>>74664915
turth

>>74664920
mboko

>>74664915
this is fairly accurate

i dont acknowledge the existence of females who'mstve slept with more the 5 men

CARETAKER

>>74664930
choon
https://youtu.be/8cdUDNuf3_o

>>74664920
ever seen the one where she takes that fans virginity?

>>74664920
alrite mboko from the niger delta

ring ring pussy
it's your mummy on the phone

Hello is mboko about?

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>74664998
kek, would love that as a t shirt

love dark chocolate digestives

so trannyposter has done nothing but spam trannies for like 2 hours now? what an existance

>>74664899
and your mum?

>>74665061

foing well sweaty :^) x

NEW

>>74665103
>>74665103
>>74665103
>>74665103

>>74665061
hey babe whats swingin' xoxo

>>74665091
[spoiler] turkey and so is my dad [/spoiler]

anyone else see a white girl and think nothing, but then you see an asian or arab or black girl and you can feel your neurons firing?

Burgled Wycombe Flat Bears Stuffy Bears

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Giving the ol' toe a salt bath

>>74665118
often

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you arrive in London

>>74665112
Are you special needs?

>>74665093
Glad to hear! I'm up early after sleeping early! "Oh yeah" as the song goes! X

>>74665115
Fonna hit the streets in a bit and get an exercise in! Love the crisp morning air!! Xo

>find sisters blog after googling random people i know
>is totally edgy and she seems depressed
>always fine when i see her
wtf do i message her to see how she is or just be nicer to her next time i see her don't know how to react to this

>>74664920
She's an ugly poo in loo with nasty arse fake tits. Try Nadia Ali lad

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albums released in 2000 are approaching 20 years old

Got my idea planned out for my letter to tim now I've just got to do the work

not going to reveal it on here beforehand, it's a surprise

>>74665181

oh, i still haven't gone to sleep yet :s

i suppose it doesn't matter much as a neet anyway

having an effervescent in a pint of water

Beloved Wycombe Rezzie Seeks Restitution

So many fit girls at uni I just want to shag them all dear lord

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/862086305483595776

average drumpf voter

Might be a madman and intentionally annoy the IRA

>>74664915

totally wrong

>>74665181
>Are you special needs?
are you? what's wrong with his thread? you fucking dope, fuck off

>>74665262
wat uni

>>74665244
Don't worry laddo this is the first time I've gone to sleep before 8am in weeks

>>74665201
We're
>approaching
22nd centaury
lads

Makes you feel woozy dunnit?

could you microwave a steak to cook it?

Made a new
>>74665325
>>74665325
>>74665325

>>74665321
just slap it into a frying pan

cooking steak is fucking simples you inept willyhead

>>74665294
It's 100 posts early? Mong twat

>>74665262
How do I get in on all the uni muff if im not at uni?

>>74665291
>I know one of those guys in real life. He's a relative of mine.

>It's basically a mixture of depression, deep anger and social problems.

>The main problem is that the "incel" community basically gives them an excuse to behave like an obnoxious idiot that handles women like shit and then thinks that they have an obligation to provide them with sex or whatever else. >The guy I know barely showers, has no social skills and hates anyone in a relationship.

>I mean, the guy could totally get a girl if he just changed some things about himself, but since that takes effort he prefers to bitch about women and being lonely.

Gone to a festival and I'm here with my sister and her gf
All my peers are here having fun and I'm just a social spastic with his sister
Want to kill myself

>>74665321
Sure mate

>>74665296
Durham

>>74665351
yeah but would it cook if you put it in the microwave? its going to heat to 150C or whatever

>>74665321
yes

you can cook anything in a microwave

>>74665354
Its a new gimmique, get with it love xx

>>74665358
ur sisters a lesbo? wtf!!

>>74665357

normingtons are so clueless

>>74665356
Live in a uni town, use tinder, try not to appear too working class/peasanty.

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>>74665116
if I catch you around exeter I will heem you

Teddy got the swiper

>>74665405
delusional sad little man

>>74665398
Oh the fill the catalogue with brit is it? I've seen my fair share of that'un. Shit and pooey bollocks

>>74665354
follow the thread you complete and utter delve
don't even bother responding to me, it won't be worth my time to read

Marriage is a scam. All women are whores and incapable of long term commitment. She's only marrying you for money.

Women can't be foreveralone or incel. It's just not possible.

Feminism is the root evil cause of inceldom. Women dont deserve rights if theyre being shallow bitches.

Women need to be placed to work in factories and construction if they think they are equal to men.

Personality does not matter at all if you are ugly. If you are good looking, you automatically have a good personality no matter how much of a jerk you are.

>>74665358
Nobody knows they are your sister and her gf just enjoy the music and get pissed and once you're drunk go out and socialise with them easier to talk to strangers when you're with girls

Tim thinks his laptop is getting hacked because it started lagging lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2mywVUmRRQ

ah yes

tim thinks moving to america will be better for him
ahaha
the man is completely deluded and moronic
SECTION HIM NOW

Women can't be depressed or struggle from mental illness. It's impossible to be sad when you have everyone constantly feeding you attention. If youre depressed, boohoo, be a strong independent woman.

>>74665446
I believe it is love, in response to a recent uncontested, uncontrolled bout of trannyposting no less! thats what you lesbos are into, am i correct?

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>>74665463

Avoiding contact with my dad lately, not because we've fallen out or anything, but because he just keeps going on huge, mind-numbing, repetitive rants about things. Honestly makes my head go numb.

>>74665536
pakipoo

found an anti depression drug that works lads

sex with the highwomen

https://youtu.be/Riet12aBFp4?t=1741

YES

TIM'S STARTED DOING SCHIZO WALK ABOUTS

swipe down

Amir should be wrapped up in a burqa and thrown off the Carrauntoohil mountains in county kerry

>>74665476
Would love to see him move to Detroit

>>74665565
Name it.

Been on SSRIs for 8 months and all they've done is make me sweat like a horse and disable my penis. Horrible.

>>74665616
Why do you wish such malice on the vulnerable, Mboko? Is it a Nigerian tradition? Some with doctor voodoo shtick?

>>74665460
Oh put a sock in it you wet fanny

>>74665522
You are most certainly INCORRECT! Trannies are vile repulsive abominations and an affront to God and the natural order. Benders are just a spicier variant of normal people

why does everyone in the world have exams at roughly the same time

>>74665628
>taking SSRIs
dumb cunt

>>74665628
>SSRI's

drop them its the biggest meme drug out there

Go to Venlafaxine or another SRNI

"Female Human Objects" makes me sick to my stomach. If I ever found out a guy had referred to women that way, I sure as hell would never sleep with him. That's disgustingly degrading.

>>74665589
Got Rainman vibes from this one with "high wycombe High wycombe down this way ye"

Oi lads lads lads lads check it lads check it

>>74573253

a very unsettling and unpleasant image! ill not be sleeping tonight!

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You're a beyond clown, CLOWN who thinks you're some big guy in business; you're acting like a small child, and they should throw you down a well and shoot you

Every woman wants to be attractive enough to be raped

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>>74665709

>>74665589
here we go

tim thinks he's gonna be able to get a green card

will he ever realise that he will never qualify for one?

imagine being the oxford health employee who gets paid to watch tims videos and report on his mental health

>>74665700
video? link? is this some sort of ISIS style execution video?

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>>74665589
Zoom in on that face. Tim says, "the same person who sent that postcard sent him this message."

Someone's using the the walking Irish man desu as a Facebook profile to message Tim

>>74665715
ah yes the famous himbi tribe

>tried it on with this girl years ago
>she ended up getting with this guy
>was with him for years
>pumped and dumped her best friend who she lives with
>year or so passes
>ran into her at a club this weekend
>she said it was really amazing seeing me and gave me a big hug and danced with me for a while
>her and her friends vanished at some point in the night
do i message her or is it likely i fucked up already by fucking her best friend?

love British homes
hate their size
'ave a go

>a socialist
>fat black SJW
>insane marxist

shall not be voting Labour this time round

I get stopped fairly frequently by people asking me to take their photo. My face must have something to do with it. I must look very trustworthy and photographically talented.

>tfw got a visa to the US

thinking of travelling across and spreading my ANGLO SEMEN across the states

>>74665657
Hmm, interesting thesis. Ill take it into account my dear, ill swish it back and forth in the confounds of my mind over a fine Chilean pinot grigiot this evening! fine evening it is, I assume its the same in the land of Zealanders?

>>74665589
I have walked up that hill many times
This is surreal

>>74665725

https://youtu.be/tQ_Rj3sjgVI?t=22m40s

22m40s

>>74665759
NOOOOOOOOOOO

I'LL KILL YOU

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sex with a woman

>>74665778
come home white man

>>74665759
did you have an interview

Marital rape does not exist. When a man marries a woman, there's a tacit exchange of resources where he offers her protection (both physically and financially) in exchange for her body. If a woman isn't constantly consenting to her husband doing whatever he wants with her then she is worthless as a wife. In situations like these the man should be allowed to stop spending money on food and clothes for his wife and kids because the social contract between them has clearly been broken. Doesn't matter if she's sick or has back pains or she's tired. Does the man get to stop paying for his household's food and have his family starve to death if he's "tired"? This absurd double-standard where women are allowed to avoid their own wifely duties, while husbands are still expected to uphold theirs, is why the west is fucking DEAD.

NEW

>>74665841
>>74665841
>>74665841
>>74665841
>>74665841

>>74665777
Too dark out to see at present but sounds a bit rainy as it's nearly winter you see! Well good morning approaches. I've got to break my fast and meditate in the shower and other things now but do have a lovely evening x

>>74665824
Yes with a nice blak lady

Ive sat from 10 o'clock this morning til now and have yet to do a tap of vocational work. With tests in a week no less.

Truly, i am the king joker.

>>74665794
i feel guilty sometimes laughing so uncontrollably at this man
if you listen closely you can tell his thoughts sort of overlap and he starts talking the next thought before he finishes the first

>>74665794
>that stupid bloody drawing
HOWLING

The absolute state of the catalog. Janny is going to go BALLISTIC

>>74664232
>>74664232
>>74664232
310 posts
Bump limit reached.
Emigrate now
>>74664232
>>74664232
>>74664232

>>74665794
wait did someone make a fake fb profile for him