The bobby (female) edition
Anime
subedition
>>74660376
I doubt it. Have you seen the state of fag cartons now? theyre all drab shite colour with no text on them except one of those gruesome pictures. Id love to have a fag in the pub tho instead of going outside for one.
Want to make out with a girl and finger her bumhole
*sparks up*
the 'tism, lads
>>74660484
LOVE that ciggies have nice packaging here
hate looking at some disgusting mouth every time I pull out a pack
xth post for Anzu
Really hardcore racists. I just don't understand them. I have seen entire forums ridiculed with racist nonsense and it just really confuses me. Who has so much unnecessary hate for something that they are willing to waste so much of their time reading and writing about it. Why these people are like this? I don't know. But it is actually ridiculous some of the extents that these people go to just because someone is from a different country to you or looks a bit different, despite them still being human. Like I once read about a guy who refuses to eat Mexican food because they can't tolerate anything Mexican.
>>74660477
movie? looks ebin
*sparks down*
ah yes manchester
>>74660297
cunt. I got up to question 25 and it still hadnt ended, and it didnt even have a geri option for best spice girl. Seriously off yourself.
>>74660448
hope you didn't go back
>>74660519
Anzu
>>74660517
Yeah, a pack of fags with nice simplistic packaging is really refreshing, wouldnt smoke that counterfeit sweatshop shite tho lmao..
>>74660519
anime
>>74660523
memes aside much like religion and other shit it just gets passed down ur parents believe it or the people around you do so you just try to fit in
>>74660523
sharn't
>>74660519
I approve of this
>Coffee and fag breath
lethal combo
>>74660477
nice
>>74660505
my nigga
*downloads tor browser*
pakis? hate em simple as
Except the ones I know personally they're alright simple as
I want to skip forward 100 years so I can fight in the defence of Europe from the Islamic hordes.
>>74660633
they actually cancel each other out
>>74660544
you'd have to be gay to not like fat women in Manchester
>home from work early
>have a cheek wank
>wank quietly so the housemates don't hear
>finish up, get back to shitposting
>five minutes later the fire alarm goes off
>go out to explore
>talk with other housemates about how to switch it off
>after 15 minutes of legging it round it finally stops
>go back to my room
>look at my hand
>big chunk of tissue stuck to my little finger from my wank earlier
Can't leave the room now desu
*drinks water*
>>74660595
I mean proper brands
I never smoked much but I hate how anal the government and those angsty mum types can be.
>balding at 23
just fucking end it
>>74660523
>Who feels so emotionally strong about something they are willing to waste time READING and WRITING about it?
surprisingly enough, americans
>>74660693
join the EDL
got one of the worst cases of cotton mouth in recorded history last night
>>74660644
whatcha up to there anon
>>74660653
but the islamic hordes will be inside europe already as citizens. Hopefully in a 100 years they have actually integrated and abandoned their faith.
STOP posting that stupid frog
Bit depressing to think about all the world-class films that could be made for what is spent on all this utterly disposable capeshit
>>74660669
What? Stimulant and depressant?
>>74660692
Yeah, this nanny state shite isnt putting anyone off smoking its really just a minor inconvenience. Go tackle the fast food industry if you really want to cut down on healthcare costs.
>>74660747
>actually integrated and abandoned their faith.
It'll be the other way round
>>74660749
okay
In the commission you ask for permission to hit em
>>74660749
>>74660749
It's a toad that looks like an island
>>74660760
but the capeshit generates far more than it costs so its probably helping fund things that wouldn't be funded otherwise
Kurds = IRA
Iraqi security forces = Brits
ISIS = UVF
>>74660525
wish i knew desu
Greetings lads
Just wondering for any who has the apps do tinder or grindr have trap settings?
Must stress I am NOT interested in fucking men, ONLY traps
>>74660846
wtf i love isis now?
How long will it take Big J this time
>>74660844
wish she was my gf (male)
we bender hour senpai
>>74660861
Reported to GCHQ
>>74660862
Can hear the stomping on the floor already, he's close
got my ingrown toenail removed on my left big toe, and I think one is starting to come through on my other big toe
>>74660760
hollywood in general is creatively bankrupt
>>74660732
Fuck off mate I've had worse, ate a hash brownie and even drinking a litre of water didn't help it
What is it with Brits and Southeast Asia?
browsing reddit at work
any good subreddits?
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
>>74660346
cute
>>74660492
wonder what female bums smell like
>>74660932
fat middle aged men who wear short sleeved shirts
>>74660938
/r/traps
>>74660732
>>74660913
One time I whitied and the cottonmouth was so bad my vomit became trapped in my throat and i almost choked to death
i know, truly a runtlike way to go out
>>74660938
legendarylootz
>>74660932
im sure it has something to do with Hong Kong being British for so long
>>74660913
ok well mine was second worst
>>74660938
/r/cuckoldcommunity
>>74660938
shemales
>>74660970
does she still have a bush going?
seems like all the best gonewild posters decided to stop shaving at the same time
disgusting desu
Is it weird that I don't have any friends at work?
Make friends at school, college, uni and clubs easily but at work I don't talk to any of the people there outside work, I'm just there to do my job basically.
Thoughts?
do u r8 the prodigys new album?
going on a tinder date soon lads
rate my fit
would quite like a dillion harper gf lads
>>74660938
r/socialism
Good song for a nice relaxing smoke before embarking on studies?
my favourite combat sports videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKVLacbt-as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTdqV8XkYNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw
>>74661025
wtf am i looking at and what's the point of it
looks like a load of wank bh
Would like to stick my willy in Liv off of izombie desu
Fucking he'll now I want a gf with a cock
>>74661130
what is that show similar to? im put off by the name
>>74660760
what bothers me is that all the top tier films are made in america only, which means if you want to watch a historical film its one that isnt even that long ago or glamorises yanks. It annoys me that there arent any good films on medieval times, the colonial era or explorers of the new world
>>74661003
not in any of the videos i have
these boots were made for walkin' (on my bollocks)
thats just what theyll do
>>74661147
it's a comedy crime procedural with a decent zombie gimmick
ugh he's doing it again
>>74661083
I'd wear shoes if I were u
>>74661107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdVtYXlg_T0
>>74661110
the manner in which mcgregor whooped that nigger Brimage was unholy
>>74661168
there are loads of good foreign films about all of those
the New World and Conquest of paradise are great colonial flms
Arn: Knight Templar and Black Death are good medieval films
>>74661201
i am actually rather suspicious that it is the 4chan staff who are responsible for it
ask me why
christ I need a gf (male) with a big cock and fake tits
directors do capeshit because its what makes the studio money so the studio will fund a passion project for the director if he agrees to do capeshit first
Why can't you at least post cute femboys instead of these barely human abominations
>>74661107
Antmusic
>>74661083
why do people do this stance
>>74661247
why
>>74661147
>what is that show similar to?
Its a police procedural series with the main character being basically a psychic. But shes a zombie who gets psychic visions from eating a murder victim's brain from the morgue she works in. It's gud
>>74661096
she has a weird face and a uniboob
YOU NEVER WAIT SO LOOOOOONG
>>74661267
good middleground between the power stance and a more relaxed stance
eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream with chocolate magic shell topping and drinking a glass of milo made with chocolate milk
decadent
>>74661259
havn't seen a single one so my filters must be doing a fucking good job wahay
>>74661110
is there anything runtier than mma
my favorite ciggies
>>74661247
why
>>74661147
has waifuism gone too far?
>>74661253
This never actually happens, they just build more mansions for themselves or their "passion projects" are just Jew-nig bullshit like Moonlight
>>74661269
because i reported the first image for cp 12 minutes ago
and they would NEVER leave a cp report for that long (it probably wouldn't be left for longer than a minute)
which means that either it hasn't been investigated at all, and that cp could be posted here and left up for as long as these images have been spammed
or it has been investigated and the moderators/janitors have decided to leave it
it is anybody's guess as to why that might happen. but as the most active community on the board and one that is extremely flagrant in mocking the staff, i can see a reason or 2 as to why they might want to disrupt the threads.
>>74661247
saw a thing that said disrupting online communities with intolerable spam is a tactic they use
i would date a girl if she had a dick
problem is most girls with dicks are ugly
x
>>74661360
They?
>>74661387
(((They)))
Fucking hate the police
>>74661387
yes, they. whoever "they" are or might be
jaaaaaaaAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYY
>>74661303
it only looks good if you're hench with wide shoulders
Mum says I've blackened the family name :(
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
he always posts the same ones so filter the MD5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GABLEE5VfU
Afraid to use faceapp because I think they'll keep an image of my face in their data banks.
Remember when the doorkeep used to go mental if you posted an Asian.
average post rate in the last thread was ~5.2
the rate in this thread is ~4 (including the spammer)
so now the most active general on the board is a little less active. now why might someone want to cause that?
>>74661565
>5.2
per minute, i mean
whats with all the tranny posts
>>74661644
you decide
>>74661359
>>74661565
>>74661360
>>74661083
dressed too formally for a fucking tinder date
Unironically blame the Jews for my not having a gf
>>74661565
could be the aussies going to sleep
>>74661644
NEET gets a laugh while rubbing his minuscule dick as he dumps his entire "traps" folder as to "trigger" or convert /brit/
im ironically converting to islam
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Only people aged 30-60 should be allowed to vote
People either side of that age band only care about freebies (tuition and pensioner benefits)
smoked a fag in the sun now i feel ill
>>74661359
they dont react to false illegal reports
>>74661733
>>74661691
they made up a lot of posts so i wont rule it out
what's the difference between converting ironically/unironically
el scran-o
just for a bit of banter really
>>74661746
they have done in other circumstances
and i still haven't been warned yet
everyone hear the news about drumpf
what routine would achieve this physique?
>>74661785
won't you at least give us a name?
love pints
>>74661824
did he die?
>>74661824
don't care
maybe if we apologize for our bad posts and ask nicely the janny will get rid of him
>>74661832
rather not say
is it gay if i suck a willy ironically?
>>74661932
yes
Can't stop thinking about how much I want a pair of breasts in my face right now
>>74661917
>this cuck yankee mindset
going to step up the yanny posts 12x from now on
post toads
>>74661796
probably a coincidence
the occam's razor explanation is that /brit/janny has gone inactive, so we're left with some generic janny who works during the day. the tranny spammer is only active during work hours, so has free reign until someone looks at the reports
Mixing stimulants and depressants being dangerous is a myth.
When you go to hospital with a stimulant OD they give you a benzos to slow your heart down
>>74662013
why are you doing this lad
jan
put them back
>>74662064
but in the case of the illegal report, you would think it would be directed to the staff in general, rather than the one designated for a particular thread
and i doubt the site doesn't have any active staff at all for over half an hour
>>74662010
robert miles died lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q
HE'S HERE
wonder why the lefties honed in on gender ahead of anything else
having a think lads
is freedom from all want possible? i think about the idea of heaven and the promise of eternal happiness and then i realise that in this reality, good doesn't and cannot exist without bad
someone from some african shithole and take my place and it would be leagues better than their old life but after a while they'd get just as bored and miserable as i am now
based janny
>>74662187
who?
Might join the YCL lads
>>74662196
social issues are easier to critique than economic ones because people in general are pretty clueless about econ
applies to both sides of the horseshoe
making a post in /brit/ lads
good idea y/n?
>>74662217
one hit wonder
>>74662196
because the duality and division between male and female, masculine and feminine is often what shapes our societies, it is a massive part of our structured civilisation
when you blur and weaken these clear lines shaped in culture and biology, you allow a society to be totally transformed
>>74662196
just to try to fuck up western civilization
>>74662230
but liberals claim to be the educated ones so surely they'd know all about the economy???
(((Theresa May)))
>>74662241
n
>>74662196
>what is marxism
>>74662261
liberals =/= lefties
the left?
not a fan, really
>>74662162
yes your illegal report probably went to generic staff who marked it not-illegal and left it at that. its a policy to discourage people from using high-priority reports
>>74662263
how many jews can you fit in a toaster
>>74662302
fucking racist bastard
>>74662196
>lefties
economically right/socially liberal, masquerading as left wing
there is no far left party
communism has been 100% debunked and even the commies know it
j-janny?
>>74662196
we hone in on class actually, sweetie xx
More like THIS >>74662363
Less like THIS >>74662354
tired old gimmicks that get posted dozens of times a day for like the last 2 years?
not a fan
>communism has been 100% debunked
>>74662261
did you even read my post you fat /pol/ wanker
>>74662318
i see. is this just speculation or actual words from the staff?
getting real sick of this pic spamming RUNT lads
>>74662399
it has and there's nothing fedora about it, fuck off
>>74662397
>>74662395
thanks sweaty x hate traps with tits
One more exam
>>74661824
that he fired the head of the FBI?
who did this?
>>74662421
I'll post all the MD5s next thread
do i take the job in london and move out but have far less disposable income or keep my job here in birmingham living at home and have more disposable income, still able to visit mates up north and south at the weekends and means i can keep saving money, hard decision
>>74662425
Um how sweetie? x
>>74662452
wasn't me
stop fucking posting trannies you goddamn fag or I'll smoke you up
>>74662452
>last time dpd filled his letter with spaghetti
roared at this bit
>>74661832
DYEL physique
10 pushups a week mate
>>74662460
how is birmingham anyway? I feel it might be underrated, never properly visited it but drove through it once and it looked surprisingly nice
>harrasing Tim who is mentally ill (i think) is funny
stop posting trannies or ill suck ur willy off!!!
>>74662513
>dude just do SS+GOMAD
>>74662416
just pointing out the left's hypocrisy is all
VERY fsat catto runnign at incredibly hihg speed
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/862038556218458112
>>74661832
roids and plastic surgery
>>74662559
>the left
>only talks about liberals
SCREECHING at yank politics
>>74662532
breeding ground for muslims and niggers
you alright yh
>>74662532
its like any city except i'd say that the difference between the good bits and the bad bits is maybe bigger, i have mixed feelings coming from here but is isn't as bad as people say, really depends which bit you go to some bits i would unironically never go to but there is plenty going on and if you don't have fun in a city this big then the problem is probably you not the city
jo cocks
weird how nobody ever talks about ford, ibm, rockefeller and other corporations funding nazi germany
just took this picture of a cat running across my lawn
>>74662542
well
it is funny
>>74662558
biggest meme of all
>>74662611
people talk about it all the time when it matters
Shemales? Nah not a fan
>>74662643
NEED a trap gf
>>74662611
>national socialist party
>gets funding from multinational corporations
>undermines workers rights
hm really makes you think about the whole socialist part don't trust this hitler chap
>>74662425
you should be careful about using debunked in reference to political ideologies; people change over time and a future human civilisation could probably be perfectly happy under what we would term communism.
I do agree it's not viable at the moment, but that doesn't mean it never will be.
>>74662611
>capitalists support fascists for profit
Don't see why you're suprised
>>74662655
they granted his wish
>>74662655
really activates my almonds
>>74662685
pics x
>>74662683
yes i suppose if you find a way to murder all ambition and make people prefer abject poverty then future human civilisation could easily be perfectly happy under communism
>>74662655
did this rlly happen
Put my rum in an empty bottle of Lipton iced tea and now all the Normies think I'm merely enjoying a soft drink on a sunny afternoon
>fund automation
>destroy work
>tax robots
>citizens income
FULLY
AUTOMATED
LUXURY
COMMUNISM
>>74662655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFylfyHEnzk
Here's the vid
>it's a "white people complain about immigrants while not having 3 or more kids themselves" episode
ahhh yes the so-called "white race"
how do I attain this physique
Could this mentally ill retard cease his autistic trap posting shit fit pls
You arent getting any (you)'s, just stop
trannies and communists
think i'll give a skip on this
>>74662745
>why do people die in revolutions
>not realizing most wealth in a capitalist society is concentrated into few hands
HOWLING
>>74662790
alri shitskin
>>74662726
I'm an anime
>>74662791
SS + GOMAD with some bollock raises added in
>>74662812
I'm white too
>>74662790
>>74662805
what are you even trying to say?
>>74662819
>(s)he did it
Need more x nice legs senpai
>>74662771
nice
>>74662784
>ywn have a post featured on the news
screencap this, gonna shoot some politicians NOW
>Labour going for the free uni meme to try to salvage some kind of a campaign
Lmao
what the h*ck? all these ladies have d**ks!!
*waves my willy*
WILL be putting things in my bum very shortly and waggling them about it there.
>>74662452
The vile Marcus Hausen
>>74660346
you members of Parliament haven't gone absolutely bat sh-t crazy over people walking around in the UK with Heckler&Koch MP5s in society????!!!!! If a citizen even mentions the word "gun" in the UK the authorities are ready to commit them to an asylum!!! Yet here we have a member of the "authority" class menacing members of the UK public with an "offensive" "weapon of war"???!! Of course the free citizens of the world are the only ones who have the right to have these devices ,for our protection from overzealous governments and agents of those oppressive governments. Governments do not have the right to these only the people. What does Piers Morgan think about this? Is this bird trying to compensate for something??!!
wonder if i can bump my own thread yet
>>74664259
little rat thing
rat bastard
>>74665555
you go do that I'll check these digits
my gf lives in the beautiful mountains of northern spain and i live in a concrete shithole in essex
fuck my life
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
>>74664968
>Is this bird trying to compensate for something??!!
Considering it's not even select fire, I'd say so.
>>74665750
i did!
and it worked
>boss is on maternity leave
>she left us with a major project to do
>no one's done anything except for me
>we've legitimately been busy with other work and this one has fallen off the agenda at least for the immediate term.
>boss is calling me soon to follow up on the work
not happy lads
Messing with the custodian, are we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBzNegIrN08
>>74668391
u bet
signed up for an experiment next week.
apparently the premise is that you can either shock someone electrically and shock yourself electronically for cash.
or you can not shock someone. the other thing is that there is a chance you are the one who get shocked and who stands to gain no cash.
15 squid for participating, apparently can make some extra money for shocking the victim.
what the fuck lads
>>74668896
>apparently can make some extra money for shocking the victim.
this is a lie and is probably what they're testing
>>74660346
And the Future Edition.
>>74660346
>this thread is still up after 6 hours
blimey
>>74673985
It was the thread the tranny spammer was in and everyone migrated to another before this one hit the bump limit.
Business idea: form a Cis-Siberian Orchestra
>>74674126
good day
>>74674138
nice gondola
posting in the 8 hour old thread
>>74678021
hi lad.
>>74674138
please hire me
Why so dead?
>>74678969
because there's about 10 /brit/s and people are posting in whichever takes their fancy
alri
the jman is here
wondering if he will bother with this thread today
bums
>>74680710
big bums