>German men

>>74658973
It prevents UTIs actually. They're just pissing in the most efficient manner to minimize risk

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this but retards will still get mad and complain about 'muh manliness gotta spray piss all over the stall bix nood'

Go to the urinal you fucking animals

>>74659020
>Aussies force themselves to sit down because it's the only method they know to stop themselves from pissing in their mouths

>>74659020
>Sitting in a public bathroom
Like to live on the edge eh

>>74659140
Well, It's Germany, I would expect the bathroom to be on a pristine state.

>>74659140
>u r i n a l

>>74658973
I only shit at my workplace because there I get payd for it.

I also sit down to pee except a Urinal is avaible.

I don't get the meme with proving that you are a nigger by pissing in uncomfortable positions.

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>>74659020
>Aussies can't control their stream enough to not spray everywhere.
Absolute subhuman.

>>74659247
>sitting on a urinal
Utter madman. Some special ed kid in middle school used to take shits in ours.

> It is not haraam for a man to urinate standing up, but it is Sunnah for him to urinate sitting down, because ‘Aa’ishah (may Allaah be pleased with her) said: “Whoever tells you that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down.” (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, al-Tahaarah, 12; he said, this is the most saheeh report on this topic. It was also classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh Sunan al-Tirmidhi, no. 11). And because this is more concealing, and it reduces the risk of any drops of urine splashing up onto him.

https://islamqa.info/en/9790

>>74658973
A fat man speaks.
Fat everywhere.
Even in your Head is fat.
No brain, only fat.

>>74659011
pretty sure it's standing that prevents UTIs

>>74658973
Once you grow up, have a job, your own flat and have to keep your toilet clean yourself instead of relying on your mother, then you will see a lot of things in life differently, kid.

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>>74658973
>pee sitting down in home
>pee standing in public places