Hey I'm interested in Italy

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Ave Caesar! My name is Giovanni Gary.

I'm a 27 year old American Italy Maestro(Italy enthusiast for you spaniards). I draw pizza and pasta on my tabletto and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Italian games. (Super Mario, The Italian Job, Wii Sports)
I train with my pizza shovel every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through pasta because it endures the fire of the pizza oven, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my pizzataxi license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Italiano fluently, both Verdura and the Valencia dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Italian history and their gladiator code which I follow 100%.
When I get my Italian visa, I am moving to Rome to attend a prestigious Pizzeria to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a caesar or a gladiator!
I own several Roman centurion uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Italy, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my superiors and caesar and speak Italiano as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Italy!