Lauren edition
yanks? no thanks!
not cara
i hate americans so goddamned much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5vYGFjwwpM
*Gets schwifty*
ahhh that was a satisfying poo
well back to work now
see you lads
>>74655100
this lad is the spitting image of my dad but about 30kg fatter
is that renowned author lauren southern?
>>74655075
fuck me
remember I had a pain in the ol' testes as a kid and I went to the hospital, mummy was afraid it was torsion because her brother got it as a kid but one of the balls was just inflamed or something
how tall would the average white woman have been in the middle ages? asking for a friend
shit on the floor
hello boys
>>74655124
89 pages of scathing political commentary
>>74655126
5'4
>>74655121
pics
Could a lad thats been to the US on visa waiver tell me what sort of checks they do, got a few lies that I wanna prepare
>>74655152
sick of this alt-right group giving people like ann coulter and katie hopkins careers
>>74655140
Hello
Hows it going
>89 pages
squawking
>>74655126
6'5-6'8
we've gotten smaller because of all the estrogen in our food, flouride in our water, chemtrails in our air and so on
any one of you runts try to approach me and i'll fucking eviscerate you
Doing a shit in the women's bathroom at work and it fucking REEKS
Have to make sure that my mannish grunts don't give me away
>>74655152
screeching at yanks being unable to see through this shameless moneygrubbing
would you sniff lauren southern's bumhole lads?
>>74655184
alri alex
average white woman in the middle ages
>>74655021
mm no don't want to ask mum to get anything
just gonna leave it until it goes away like last time
>>74655184
is this what it looks like when an actual big-boned person is skinny?
>>74655185
Why are you in the women's bathroom
>>74655100
what wring with him ?
>>74655227
schizophrenia
>>74655215
>big boned
what do you mean
he just has a decent/ athletic frame
>>74655207
the average women in the middle ages would be wearing headgear
>>74655219
No loo roll in the men's
Will be lodging a complaint once I'm done DISlodging this poo ;) haha
>>74655227
NHS & DPD keep messing him about.
Got my first driving lesson at 2 lads
>>74655227
*wrong
>>74655175
Ann coulter basically said the US govt is lying about the amount of illegals in America.
lauren southern wrote 89 fucking pages on 3 different topics. Each of which have had entire books written on just them
>>74655227
schizoid personality disorder
>>74655246
underage
>>74655246
Bit young to have had a driving lesson
just came back from europe today after a 20 hour flight
what a fucking bizarre shithole it is
>>74655246
bit late to the party aren't you? :p
would BATTER everyone here
then fry and eat u
>>74655207
>average
she'd be covered in mud and shit and plague boils
>>74655227
being barracked and harrased
>>74655263
>>74655264
I'm 19
>>74655271
yeah lol some of my mates started at 16
haha he said 2 as in 2 o'clock but you're all interpreting it as 2 years old
>>74655270
come home white man
>>74655246
2s a bit young mate
>>74655263
I'm 23 and don't know how to drive, I just take the bus everywhere with the aborigines and homeless runts
>>74655305
>runt lives a runt life
imajun mai shock
>>74655296
nah im intepreting his first driving lesson occuring under the age of 18
wish i could talk like a malkavian from vampire the masquerade bloodlines
but i reckon if i did so in public i'd be recorded and put on r/cringe
>>74655270
would nut that pint out of your hand then break your jaw if you ever called me bizzare
>>74655339
>would nut that pint out of your hand
bit gay innit?
the gf
someone's getting laid tonight x
>>74655242
ummm is this acceptable?
>>74655373
me on the left
>>74655300
took this outside this utter wasteland called mitchelstown in ireland
never going back to your mong country again desu
>>74655355
*starts milking her like a cow*
>>74655207
>jews
>white
>tfw no gf
*commits suicide*
>>74655403
what exactly do you expect in the countryside?
>>74655405
uh that's my gf you're milking pal
i practice historic european martial arts
https://www.infowarsstore.com/conservatism-is-the-new-counter-culture-t-shirt.html
I have some of the best wanks in the business
>>74655446
leprechauns, knights errant, famine, the 'ra
didn't get any of those, just drizzle and below average hostels
>>74655462
Snorting
>>74655446
shoot/blow up passing british soldiers
if you're alt right you're alright
alri thailad
>>74655462
purchased
Underboob > cleavage
>>74655462
snickering
do you think a high incidence of phimosis is a 4chan-wide phenomenon or localised within /brit/?
>>74655479
>>74655479
uhm.. thats not part of the new ireland
https://www.infowarsstore.com/health-and-wellness/meal-management-bags/isobag-6-meal-blackout-edition.html
Just copped this
>>74655462
>Large
>XL
>2XL
state
>>74655520
never had any issues with my 'skin to be honest
it is extremely long though so I often hold it closed when I take a piss to turn it into a temporary piss balloon desu
>>74655523
money money money money
pls win
Anyone in Leeds know much about the mental homeless fella who plays a flute and hops around for his audience of stuffed toys?
>>74655520
i got circumsised because I had it as a child
>>74655462
>>74655523
eww niggers
One day I'm going to make a shirt size called 'U', with numbered variations
black people are human vermin
they belong in mud huts throwing sticks at each other, they have no place in the modern civilised world
just an honest water filter merchant fighting against the new world order
>>74655566
its funny how niggers from nigeria who moved to ireland still copy gang signs they see from american rappers
>>74655546
i wear xl but thats because im 195cm
anything smaller is really bad because i got an armspan of 212cm
>black people are human vermin
>they belong in mud huts throwing sticks at each other, they have no place in the modern civilised world
running low on super male vitality, need to order another batch
is it best fresh?
>>74655618
alri o'rorke hows the secterian violence going
>>74655618
got nothing wrong with nogs but the ones that emulate american culture are caustic
>>74655355
looks a lot like mine
What happened to the absolute retards from your secondary lads?
kek
>>74655684
one of them is teaching ESL in vietnam and has a 10/10 viet gf
>>74655670
calvin klein wanker loves her fucking calvin klein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHIftZVfrQ
outrageous redpilling
>>74655684
most were expelled by 3rd or 4th year
>>74655684
No idea I only keep up one person from my secondary
go to The Tab or Babe and bring me back somethign nice lads xx
>>74655704
this cant be real
>>74655704
what country is this that there's a channel called France 24 that speaks English
Remember when /pol/ shopped Ben garrison's cartoons to make them anti-semetic. Good memories
>>74655684
probably posting here if the quality of posts is anything to go by
>>74655669
they all emulate it
i remember a couple months ago during the black lives matter protests in america the nigs that I know were writing big posts on facebook avout how they stand with their american brothers
the same "people" then have the gall to call themselves irish
had more than enough redpills
preferred life when i was bluepilled
>>74655152
Why doesn't Lauren name them?
>>74655684
they're all tradies now i think
still done better than me as i am a neet of considerable years now
>>74655724
lmao i never heard her speak before why is her voice so deep
>>74655684
decent gf for a fuckwit
better than I could do
>>74655742
https://thetab.com/us/2017/05/09/unh-poncho-student-67213
Video shows sophomore taking on a white student for wearing a poncho on Cinco de Mayo
>it's a woman doing it
of course
>lauren southern
>implying i'm going to take advice from a 21 year old literal child
>>74655786
because it's sexy
>>74655759
>Ben "empty my nine in the welfare line" Garrison
good times
>>74655789
>having nonwhite classmates
western sydney scum
>>74655756
France
It's like how RT broadcasts in English
>>74655786
leaf.
>>74655814
she's written a bestseller that just so happens to be a masterpiece. you post about turtlemong on an anime forum.
Michael: “My name is Michael, I am not making a racial statement. I’m celebrating a holiday and having fun. I’ll say it to the camera. Everyone: I love every person, I love every color, no matter what they are. I am having fun, I’m celebrating.”
Danique: “And I’m telling you this is not the appropriate way to celebrate a holiday.”
Michael: “You’re taking it a step too far and I think you’re making too big of a deal about it.”
Danique: “That’s how you feel about it because you’re not a part of that culture. This actually affects people’s lives and I don’t think you understand that.”
Michael: “This poncho affects everyone’s lives?”
Danique: “It’s about you wearing it, it’s about you as a man, a white man, who has the most privilege in this whole country.”
>>74655857
i barely ever mention turtlemong, and i'm getting sick of people talking about him and that phimosis twat
>>74655786
general yank unhealthiness makes them sound like that I imagine
>>74655814
are you a published author?
didn't think so
jog on
>>74655769
thats why its called the redpill
me on the train today
If someone had the temerity to call me a "regressive" irl I would literally regress their nose into their brain.
>>74655355
i can tell you watched that pornhub video where she masturbates in the store. It was promoted on the front page
she was fucking hot. tried finding her full name but could only find the word "Kimmie" or something.
>>74655878
would probably have just told her to fuck off then got on with my day desu
>>74655878
>Danique: “It’s about you wearing it, it’s about you as a man, a white man, who has the most privilege in this whole country.”
Not an argument.
>>74655845
nah this was overseas
>>74655918
regressive
>>74655759
>Remember when /pol/ shopped Ben garrison's cartoons to make them anti-semetic
yeah
>>74655914
where you headed
>>74655914
would rip that ring right out of your runtoid ear if you came within 50 metres of me
Howling
>>74655900
she's canadian
MOMMY NO
>>74655914
what city?
>>74655704
>>74655704
>>74655704
>>74655704
damn it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFylfyHEnzk
GO TO 20 SECONDS IT'S ACTUALLY REAL
>>74655925
no but I would very much like to see that
>>74655964
shitney
@The bloke who said this was a meme song that is rarely played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avw1ddNHKmE
This song always gets played on my radio station and is one of my favourite songs. Most certainly NOT a meme song.
Off down to Costa coffee
For an institution that claims it encourages diversity, where were you yesterday when we needed you the most? Why do you encourage us to come here? Yet were forced to defend our existence every day on this campus. I was utterly disgusted with students who chose to demean and appropriate Mexican culture. I walked on campus miserable as if I didn’t belong. As a black woman, I was forced to become the very thing society deemed me to be; angry. What do we have to do for you to hear us? Are we not loud enough? To my Mexican brothers and sisters, I am sorry. Sorry Us wildcats let y’all down. Sorry this institution failed to protect you. Please know that you are loved. UNH I need you to open your eyes. Our home is broken. For the outsiders looking in, here’s what yesterday looked like on this campus.
>>74655962
good night right side
mmh that nice sweaty pong of between the gf's legs
>yfw you realise the 'redpill' term originated from two trannies
>>74655914
going to obsessively take the train between central and newtown until I spot you
>>74655989
was hoping you would say brisbane so i could hunt you down and heem you
ah well, there's always phimolad
>>74655996
>tfw your university fails to protect you from having to see a guy wear a poncho
>>74655951
home
>>74655914
your hairs a mess
>>74655960
yeah, a yank
>>74655990
just because it gets played doesn't make it not a meme song, that's a fucking meme song and a half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9h3I5Uktw
this one's always been my fav though
>>74655962
>Marion Marechal-Le Pen, once pegged
im telling you weed is way too strong these days
you can't even smoke a joint that's like 90% tobacco without getting completely monged out
Guinness book of rorke records
largest pasty ever cooked
fastest tea has been consumed
longest amount of time spent complaining about women
longest amount of time spent complaining about poc
>>74655981
ok maybe its not the same girl
looks a LOT like her
pornhub key: ph58e5a3aa822ed
>>74655996
> As a black woman,
why is she so wound up about a mexican holiday then
why is she appropriating mexican rage
>>74655914
Look like a poof tbqh
help lads I can't get this runt tune out of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aatr_2MstrI
>>74655077
she's cute
Turns out my driving instructor couldn't make it today
Guinness book of shit gimmick records
>>74656063
would honestly count turtlemong as one of my best mates
>>74656062
fucking degenerate
>>74656018
the matrix- being cis
the real world- realising you were born a little girl and put inside the artificial body of a boy
Afternoon britcucks
Chastity cage a bit too tight today?
keep telling myself i'll have a wank soon but then i never do
taking a shit lads
what do brits call these
>>74656062
Agreed, I blacked out the first few times I smoked weed - bear in mind I WAS only like 15 at the time.
>>74656098
rorke mong
>>74656093
Hello Conor
>>74656058
What makes it memey?
That is also an absolute banger though. We make fucking good songs. Even now there are good contemporary Aussie bands like Bag Raiders and Empire of the Sun.
>>74656128
plungers you fat cunt
>>74656102
i dont normally smoke weed but my m8 gave me like 5 grams of the stuff for free so what else am i going to do with it?
>Manchester is full of 'fat women that turn men gay' says Russian newspaper
lmao
>girl I had a crush on in secondary school posts on FB about how good it is that May wants to bring back Fox Hunting
>someone replies having a go at May's priorities
>'she was always gunna get my vote anyway'
Why are all the best girls traditional conservative, born and raised?
>>74656101
cheers
>>74656151
put it on the counter and walk past it
as a test of will
>>74656141
???
4chan is the third most influential site on the internet
Anzu never rests
wonder when all these attractive girls became rorkists
>yeah I'm just not really into weed, but it's not that big of a dea-
OH WHAT'S THE MATTER PUSSY? ARE YOU A LITTLE BABY BITCH? YOU STUPID FUCK? ARE YOU JUST A LITTLE PUSSY BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING? OH NO YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT? FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW. FUCKING PUSSY. FUCK OFF
>>74656117
what is he doing with her? she's repulsive
>>74656193
influence this
*unzips willy*
>>74656177
m8 i could take or leave it but it beats sobriety
>>74656193
"4chan" to the publik = /pol/
if /pol/ = reddit, then "4chan" = reddit
but 4chan has no equal
>>74656128
plungers
>>74656144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
this is good too
can't believe there are mongs who say australia has no notable musical heritage
>>74656145
say that to my face do it you wont
Pissed in the gf's arse last night
She was NOT pleased
>>74656235
dire
>>74656168
>>girl I had a crush on in secondary school posts on FB about politics
D R O P P E D
>>74656217
lel
>>74655446
>>74655403
That looks fucking beautiful. Going to be a 30hour flight for me to Amsterdam next month, a week of getting baked as a cake then back to the British Isles. Nothing can make you miss the Isles more than 11 months in this desert shithole. At least the people are great out here. We're spoiled for fucking countryside back home, can't wait to spend my days walking my doggos around Wales it will be amazing.
>>74656235
Don't listen to him he's a fuckin Autist. Get ripped on the stuff lad. It's fun to do on occasions with the boys but yeah fuck being a stoner.
>>74656102
why do you think smoking cannabis once in a while is "degenerate"?
>>74656247
Reddit is more influential than 4chan
Facebook is more influential than Reddit
Undeniable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M
>>74656282
>post a commie flag
>you're on it like a dog on hot chips
rasheed
>>74656274
should have told her to stop being jealous that she can't aim that well
>>74656270
don't care, fuck off and never reply to me again
dickhead
housemate smokes 3 cones a day
>>74656266
I was about to send that, it's so nice and really gives off the feel that we really are living on an ancient and mysterious country.
>>74656289
honestly don't like the feeling of being very stoned, i just want to lie down until it goes away
moderately stoned is fine but it's hard to moderate when it's so powerful
>>74656217
i know its a meme but why does everyone act like crowder wasn't also an aggressive clown
>>74656290
way i was raised
intriguing how the mind of the parent affects the mind of a child
>>74656321
Boy he must really like ice cream, I could 'smoke' one down myself!
>>74656313
what
>>74656318
willy breath
>>74656347
>>74656321
good lad
>>74656365
think you're replying to the wrong person
>>74656292
the 'dit is firmly under our control
>>74655656
>o'rorke
That is someone's surname and I bet they post on 4chan, we must find them
>the 'dit is firmly under our control
>>74656381
could have been the next Messi if I applied myself
>>74656414
haven't seen a hatpost in a while
>>74656414
>filename
is nice
lol
>>74656423
Instead you're just a mess
>>74656329
No I get that too. For some reason I become very fidgety and start shaking a little. Have no idea why, I thought it was supposed to relax you.
>>74656336
because that's not as funny, and joe was the most aggressive one for no real reason. I still like him, he apologised for sperging out for muh weed the next day.
i browse the following subreddits:
/r/PostHardcore
/r/LivestreamFails
/r/UnpopularOpinions
/r/LetsNotMeet
/r/UnsolvedMysteries
/r/CapitalismVsSocialism (for a laugh)
Why do leftists always make some sort of Star Wars or Harry Potter analogy when talking about politics?
>>74656445
meds blown the fuck out
>think you're replying to the wrong person
>>74656446
pissing and sharting
Death to all Marxists
pissing myself laughing lads
>>74656423
no messi is one in a billion
>>74656487
>>74656462
dude add me on reddit /u/redditguykai
>>74656445
I have brown eyes and brown hair and I have zero heritage in Southern Europe. Literally all Western European and British/Celtic.
>>74656470
whoops i replied to the wrong person and now he's gonna think he's actually funny
>>74656466
They're children
>>74656474
rorke
>>74656445
varg has been getting pretty dumb
he basically said anyone not blonde haired and blue eyed isn't truly European
could have been the next le pacey black lad that peaks at 19 if I was black and pacey
>>74656498
hmm
>>74656492
so there are 7 of him?
>>74656524
good vibes
How much of a challenge would it be to find Anzu in turkey and pull her? I think im up for it, even if it takes years, even if I get friend zoned its seems like a good way to dedicate my life.
rorke isn't an insult, really. refers to rorke's drift, not something to really be ashamed of
lefties on /brit/ just use it because if they used "racist!" instead of "rorke!" they'd get rightfully mocked, even though they're essentially using it in the same way
i have a greater base level of respect for a negro with blue eyes than a caucasian with brown or green
I browse the following subreddits:
/r/drugs
/r/drugnerds
/r/drugstashes
/r/tooktoomuch
/r/opiates
/r/darknetmarkets
>>74656524
why yes
i do talk
like this
on the 'ol chon
it actually
makes it easier for you
to read it
this
way, because
it's spaced out
for your convenience
it toally isn't
to make my post look longer
and more
meaningful
and unmissable
because daddy touched me and,
im starved for attention
>>74656572
That just makes you Aspergers cunt
>>74656565
rorke's drift? this ain't skyrim mate
>>74656561
it would indeed be quite difficult, considering she isn't in turkey
>>74656583
>>74656535
3.5 billion
the other 2.5 potential messis were likely indian or chinese lads who either never played the game or didn't have access to quality academies
it's too fucking hot lads
don't know how the woggies survive in africa
>>74656565
Rorke isn't an insult it's just a handy gimmick name. I don't feel insulted when someone calls me a rorke, and I get called 'that rorke aussie' a few times a week.
>>74656565
who made the first association to rorke's drift? how did that come about?
>>74656625
too unintelligent to perceive their suffering
>>74656423
Think this all the time. For somebody that hardly played I was quite good.
>>74656615
i'm also a messi, i'm just not really big on football
why is this general 90% Australian flags now?
fuck off you fucking cunts, opportunistic idiotic twats who only care about ties to the mother country when it gives them a forum to shitpost in.
If you tell me you're a Marxist irl, I would literally punch you in the face. I don't tolerate you murderous vermin
>>74655914
You in a band?
>>74656653
the problem with this general is theres too many british flags
ausnz, america and ireland are ALL better posters
>>74656615
>quality academies
**quality growth hormones
>>74656591
Info lad. give me what you know.
>>74656653
Yeah lad
Started shopping at Aldi lads
can't believe I used to look down on it. pure idiocy. the stuff is exactly the same as the other supermarkets but cheaper. mental
>>74656653
To be fair 90% of the aussie flags are me posting cause im bored and lonely so really im keeping /brit/ afloat single handedly and you should be grateful
>>74656653
>>74656685
he's right you know, except about irish posters, they're terrible
thinking of starting a new ethnic slur that specifically targets central asians
>>74656423
>>74656646
im short and slow so no matter how good i got i was never gonna make it
>>74656685
Simply not true
>>74656685
all jf's are just here to mindlessly shitpost and then retreat back to their own shit generals when they want to have actual discussions. None of you are any good at posting and 80 per cent of you appear to literally be Reddit.
>>74656685
*upboats*
>>74656685
>american flags
>better posters
Totally and unequivocally wrong
all australian posts are by me haha
*poos*
the government is justified in taxing and banning products to help people have healthier, happier lives
>>74656721
go on reddit if you want a discussion
>>74656709
*heems you*
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
>>74656653
Australians are like the Jews, we don't have a home general to go to yet we reside in other generals like /brit/ and /balt/ where we shitpost and ruin any decent conversation.
>>74656765
discussion is the only reason i still come to 4chan desu
the content on reddit is infinitely better
>>74656711
Churka
> discussion is the only reason i still come to 4chan desu
> the content on reddit is infinitely better
>>74656721
lol you're doopin crazy if you think i'll try and have actual discussion on /brit/
too many retard trolls
fuck the monarchy
fuck religion
>>74656753
I'd just like to add I'm a big retard
3 matches this tinder sesh
2 cute ones and 1 that looks like a complete drongo
>>74656772
reddit scum
>>74656833
unnecessary
>>74656693
leaf posted here a while ago about her moving out of ankara into the states or something, but the archive is down so i can't find that post now
>>74656806
t. john lydon
what happened to the prozzie fucking cokehead engineer? does he still post?
i'll be receiving a hefty inheritance for which i did 0 work, and yet YOU (the "working" class) are going to vote for a party that wants me to keep ALL of it because you want a system where people get what they work for
madness
>reddit scum
these sea grapes taste like when you get a mouthfull of seawater at the beach mixed with phlegm
idk why I'm eating them raw
>>74656860
hav naw seen him fer a while
>>74655090
FPBP