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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeQhK79YkEo

REAL AUSSIE HOURS WHO TF UP EDITION
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/britstralia/
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anime
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infinity on high was my favourite album in year 8
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kinda want to become a florist
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Corr blimey lads
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kinda want to become a racist
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love live clive
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>>74653279
I only like heatwave tbqhwy
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>>74653318
you've come to the right place
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
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>>74653348

probably the best song of the 2000's
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Xavier: Renegade Angel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAoRhIzkK4
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bet if i met phimorunt and turtlemong irl i could heem both of them
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kind of suspect are clive browses /brit/
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>>74653381

phimolad will have a weight advantage
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did someone say best song of the 2000s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
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>>74653316
no sexual response to this whatsoever. might as well be a child
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>>74653391
the bigger they are, the harder they fall
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>>74653279
still in my top 5 albums for nostalgia reasons even though its cringey af

that opening track drew me in
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>>74653348
>songs about getting cucked

why is this so prevalent
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>>74653369
good lad
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England's brave men get in here

>>74653426
>>74653426
>>74653426
>>74653426
>>74653426
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yank exchange students in my uni housing still listen to fallout boy

even as a wee lad I despised them
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Tooooooo many aussies in this thread.
are there any british in here?
is it aussies colony?
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>YWN get to go back to 2007 (grade 6), levelling your character through ashenvale in WoW listening to FoB's new album and drinking chocolate milk

why live
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>>74653465
aussies are official property of the queen, that makes them british mate
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>>74653386
could heem him too

if you're reading this clive, i did a wee on one of your dinosaurs once
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>>74653465
We're all Aussies here
t. Aussie in England
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>>74653477
>chocolate milk
parents wouldn't let you have coke lad?
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>>74653477
>2007 (grade 6)

try grade 9 m8
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>>74653498
chocolate milk is the patricians choice
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>>74653477

> WoW
> Not RuneScape

i don't know this feel bro
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might start going to church to meet christian girls

never going to meet an atheist or agnostic girl who isn't a complete degenerate or a mentally ill mess
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cant find a job

killing myself

bye
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>>74653530
enjoy your dating pool of single digits
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what are some good low sugar/ high fat choccy milks currently on the market?
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>>74653465
ummmm australiophobia will NOT be tolerated in this thread sweaty xx
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had a free range ostrich steak last night for dinner

was proper good 2bh
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who remembers this aussie band?

didn't pick up the lefty undertones when i was younger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZjomvoxAx0
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>>74653529
same la
sad to see how badly yanks ruined modern runescape
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>>74653559
this joke was also in Inbetweeners 2
never knew he was even considered australian
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>>74653551
they're all fucking shit now, unfortunately.

Big M changed their recipe and now it tastes like sugar and water. It's a shame, there used to be a really good choccy milk (forgot its name but know the bottle) but they discontinued it (at least in Melbourne).

i guess oak is OK, but even that is shit.
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just matched with a single mum on tinder

grim
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>>74653574

They eventually realised their mistake and brought back a 2007 version of runescape which I played for a bit, it's pretty good.

It's not EXACTLY the same as it was back in the day because they do add fresh content but most of their updates have been pretty good so far.
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does Moove or something still exist
i loved that when i was about 13
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>>74653598
nah mate you gotta have a norco choccie milk. it's the absolute cats pajamas desu
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we need some more girls in here
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>>74653624
i'm not up to date with the micromilkeries but i'll give it a try
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>>74653621
how old are you now?
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>>74653603

show uz
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Best Genre of music?

I think Funk
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>>74653643
too old
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>>74653598
want a low sugar one because I'm cutting sugar out of the ol' diet but love a good choccie milk

saw breaka in a sydney supermarket the other day, haven't had that since I lived in brisbane as a kid
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DO DOS AND WOAH OHS

p.s Supashake was GOAT
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any girls wanna chat?
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ok, Please tell me.
I plan go to London at middle august.
is British life already cashless?
aren't many cash not necessary?
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>>74653644
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never met a successful person who played world of warcraft

only possible exception is totalbiscuit but that's if you consider having a literal wife's son and dying of bowel cancer success
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>>74653477

I was in year 6 in 2001

fuck my life
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>>74653610
that just seems like a further fuckup though, rather than fixing the main runescape they have to make a pale imitation

though it's a good idea to reset all the acounts so there aren't too many maxed cunts all over the place

what's the fresh content like?
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>>74653596
he's unironically the person we associate most with australia other than kylie minogue

althopugh with alot of aussies that are celebs over here i think people just forget they're aussies after a while
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>>74653681
nice to meet you!

*tips ilvl 932 artifact weapon*
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>>74653656
indie rock
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>>74653530
hope it's catholic x
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>>74653656
'rwave
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>>74653677
so she's a stay at home mum with presumably no support given the fact she's on tinder.

JUST
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>>74653348
I hate this song so much
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>>74653566

yeah saw them live once. 08 I think
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>>74653279
can't remember a single thing about year 8 except that I evidently made it to year 9
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>>74653706
doesn't really matter though does it? all denominations of christianity are equally bullshit
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>>74653721
at least its not as bad as
>are we human or are we dancer
what the FUCK did he mean by this
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if you get someone pregnant and they refuse to get an abortion are you liable to pay child support?

what if they can't prove you did it?
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>>74653636

wonder if a grill has ever replied to me on /brit/
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was absolutely obsessed with december undergound in year 8 hahahaha
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>>74653750
heyy x
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>>74653743
>what if they can't prove you did it?

it's a living breathing thing with your dna, how could they not prove it?
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>>74653692

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/wiki/updates

here's a decent rundown but it doesn't cover all of the small patches
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eskimo joe
grinspoon
gyroscope
silverchair
powderfinger
kisschasy
jet
lee harding
the veronicas

do i need continue?
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>>74653693
so the guy you associate with australia the most is a guy who was cuckolded with a special needs son by a black guy?
grim
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>>74653739

dunno lad you'd wanna avoid the hillsong mentalists
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>>74653779
>"hello, you cunt"
Harvey is an honourary aussie too
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>>74653774
fuck that's a good point

>>74653786
half brothers are both hillsong fanatics. they go to sydney every couple of years for the yank tier stadium church thing
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Liverpool is objectively the best city in the UK.
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>>74653743
>are you liable to pay child support?
yes.

>what if they can't prove you did it?
you can request and get court ordered paternity tests to prove it. I am not sure what the standing is here, but I know of some places in the US where there's a period where the biological fath can be determined. If you find out 3 or 4 years later the kids not yours, you may not be in the grace period and so have to still pay child support like it's your own.
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Started spamming likes on tinder and I know I'm past the limit but it keeps going. I don't have tinder plus.

What's the deal?
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>>74653778
>lee harding
oh dear i remember thinking he looked so cool in about year 6 or 7
state of my taste
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>>74653778

>no killing heidi

have a word lad
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>>74653778
you forgot rogue traders
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>>74653819
WASAABIIIIIII

state of this fucking country in 2005 / 6
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>>74653777
>great koround
looks comfy

thought about making an account when it started to get a santa hat or something but just seemed like a waste of time
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>>74653818
pity?
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>>74653819
he still looks cool m8
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>>74653818

the limit isn't always going to be the same

the tinder algorithm works in mysterious ways
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morning lads
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heard this meme song on the radio today for the first time in at least a decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avw1ddNHKmE

I'm glad australian meme songs are making a comeback recently
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>>74653877
>>74653852
Perhaps these two are one and the same ahaha

Please help me, this shouldn't be so difficult
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are guy sebastian and jessica mauboy the only contestants to remain relevant after australian idol?
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>>74653878

evening
*nods at you while grabbing me pecker*
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Fucking hell I feel like shit
Thank god it's Friday
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Been eating muesli lately and I've been doing the most fantastic solid shits since
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Most reddit TV show?
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>>74653914
it's thursday
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>>74653900

I gave you the answer CUNT

and try tinder plus if you're struggling and have some spare bennies

well worth it in my experience
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>IT'S JUST A SONG
>IT'S JUST A SOOONG
>IT'S JUST A SOOOONG
>IT'S JUST A SOOONG, IT'S JUST A SONG ABOUT PING PONG
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>>74653923
the wire
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>>74653923

tbf even the 'dit hate it

I'd say firefly
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>>74653923
obviously reddit and morty
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>>74653923
rick and morty
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>>74653958
Firefly was good
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KILLS
THRILLS
AND SUNDAY PILLS
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>>74653923

community, parks and rec, workaholics
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want to suck a phimotic cock
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>>74653991
bet you made that word up runt
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>>74653991
*unzips dick*
get to it laddy
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>>74653934
what does tinder plus get you

sounds desperate
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>>74654009
nah I've heard people say cock before tbf
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>>74653991
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just renewed my subscription to Reddit Plus
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wish y2k had actually happened, this millennium is shite
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>>74653718
think she's probably supported by her parents
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fb dit com
/ShitMemes/videos/747797145355685/

get very giggly at this vid

remember I watched on loop for a few weeks
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>>74654020
unlimited swipes
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>>74654059
howling
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>>74653934
Unlimited swipes won't help me
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>>74654026
TOOT
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>>74654026
doxxed
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>>74654059
deleted my facebook in 2012

shan't let the government, my workplace, or any prospective gfs know anything about my sordid past
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>tfw abstain every election because there's no right wing Irish Nationalist party
Hate this feel
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>haven't slept in days
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>>74654059
it future fb.com works for facebook and isn't blocked by 4chan
fb.com/ShitMemes/videos/747797145355685/
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>>74654086
make a new account and never post anything, it's what I did

you need it these days to be taken seriously
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>>74654026
how big are those rings?
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>>74654020

You get one 'boost' a week where for thirty minutes your profile is seen by 10x as many people. In Sydney there's just way too many guys using it so most the time you might only be seen by a few people when you're having a swipe. It's a good way to get to the front of the queue.
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>>74654118
by who? I unironically have no friends and never got asked about social media in my job interview so w/e
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>>74654124
just big enough to stretch a foreskin around
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>>74653681
Vintage Diesel is the lead actor of the biggest movie franchise ever and he played. Superman also plays. As does Mila Kunis.
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>when the captcha makes you spell centre like a yank
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if i've learned anything from this it would all be gone, it would all be gone
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>>74654086
people will think you're even weirder if you don't have a facebook account
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>>74654153
Thought you twats used american english anyway.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpFdHub8XpY

ahh yes, triple J
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>>74654101
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Insomnia Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Go To Sleep Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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>>74654203
only for certain vocab (pants, truck, chips instead of crisps)

rarely for spelling
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this is tame impala's only decent tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2lzmpEs29M
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>>74654248
that whole album is nice
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anyone else notice that ethnics are getting really uppity these days? there's nothing wrong with thinking that they're actually people but when thoughts are translated into actions that's where I draw the line

>>74654203
70/30 in favour of british

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_English
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>>74654261
fuck off turtlemong
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>>74654203
not him, but no we generally spell british english, but that's changing pretty quickly because all our electronic devices default to american english.

I'm a high school teacher and see it happening before my very eyes.
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>>74654248
Not even the best off that album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odeHP8N4LKc
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Exactly six months to the day since I last had a good date, and that was the one she said afterwards that she wasn't interested
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> yanks think that the word "homely" means unattractive
Fucking hell they just don't stop
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>>74654248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiSt3o3P5tc
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>>74654298
it does mean that - in north america.

the opposite is comely.
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>>74654268
I do some english courses at uni and I noticed my last assignment sheet had yank spelling like "characterize"

find it really irritating, I think some of the hyperlefty lecturers see people clinging to british spelling as elitists
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>>74654276
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfYYRGTB3g
just a shame it isnt longer
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>>74654215
tylerposting will always get a laugh from me
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>>74654322
Do not enable yanks
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based on what's been released so far, what do you think will be number 1 on the triple J hottest 100 for 2017 lads?

last year's pick was fucking atrocious
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PJW trying to crack on to some black angels
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>>74654339
a kendrick lamar song probably
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>>74654339
never bothered checking out last year's top 100 because the year before was also shit and it can only get worse as time goes on

only listen to double j these days, make me feel like some bitter oldie
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>>74654362
yeah you're probs right actually

i find it fucking amazing that justin bieber / ed sheeran / taylor swift are considered too mainstream for JJJ 100 but kendrick is allowed purely because he's black.
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>>74654298
alri plain jane
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>>74654359
He's gay mate
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>>74654388
aussie taste in music is atrocious
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>>74654396
youre gay
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>dropped the last bog roll in the toilet covering it in shit water
>only other pack is in the shed
my shit has never been more fucked up than now
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>>74654322
what about comehomely?
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>>74654364
>only listen to double j these days
isn't that just dadrock? might as well listen to triple m
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I'm a Verve man myself, Oasis runts can fuck right off
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>>74654423
Just take a shower
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>>74654423
well go to the shed and get it you dumb lazy twat
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>>74654388
ed sheeran's you need me or whatever was on triple j before it propelled him to super stardom
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never listened to triple m in my life

the GOAT station is GOLD 104.3
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there are a lot of lefties on my facebook sharing links that essentially offer bribes to people so they vote (for Labour).
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>>74654448
got shit all over my arse
>>74654441
might do this
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>>74654423
> keeping your bog rolls in the shed
Bit of a quaffle aren't you
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>>74653656
You misspelled punk
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any NEETman in?
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>>74654430
listening to it now and it's mostly modern stuff

tbf I never listen to the radio, it's just if I do I'll listen to double j
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>>74654423
>in the shed
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punctured testicle
in my ballbag, desolate
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>>74654323
That's funny, I am doing characterisation with my english class at the moment.

I gave up and started using a z because I couldn't be fucked changing the settings on my work comp. They'd all be spelling it as characterize anyway because that's how their ipads tell them to spell it.
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>>74654459
What stops you taking a bribe and then voting lib dem
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>>74654455
unironically never heard of its 'bane equivalent (4KQ)
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>>74654474
no but i probably will be soon.
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>>74654472
laughed irl
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>>74654474

*raises paw*
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>poms are on their lunch break

ah yes
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>>74654491
my dignity.
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>>74653656
dadrock has never failed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45wpuPFZGak
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>>74654502
Eating pizza in the sun right now
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why doesn't PJW use his sexuality like Milo?
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zach that you mate
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>>74654486
Had testicular torsion once
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>>74654527
yeah
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>>74654527
yeh
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*sneaks into the large hadron collider whilst the scientists are out*
*messes with all the settings in the control room*
*opens maintenance panel in the cycler*
*exposes bollocks*
*dies in blissful agony as they are stretched and torn apart by the 2 newly created black holes*
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>>74654531
dont care
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Woah...
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>>74654472
I don't like this cunt but I'd banter his bum.
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unpopular opinion: nickelback is actually a decent band and definitely don't deserve most of the hate they receive
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>>74654474
neet man fi ded

mi ah tell dem suk yuh muddah nuff time wen me ah pree dem pussyclart youts, seen?
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might smoke a bit of the ol' 'juana
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>>74654556
hate the rhetoric the right has taken about "the intolerant left". It's so whiney. Wish they would just do something about it instead.
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>>74654543
good lad what ya been doing
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>>74654564
i liked their song at the start of the vhs tape of the first spiderman film
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>neet man fi ded
>mi ah tell dem suk yuh muddah nuff time wen me ah pree dem pussyclart youts, seen?
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>>74654564
they're just boring like most mainstream 'rock'
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Currently lying in bed relaxing listening to asmr. Apex comfy
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>>74654570
never done drugs in my life and never shall

literally experience an unholy sense of smugness whenever I see a caffeine-addicted slave wander past me with that peculiar glassy expression only a user has
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hungry for pizza lads x
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>>74654575
>Wish they would just do something about it instead.

brexit
trump
conservative dominance
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>>74654531

how? what was the pain like?
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>>74654613
when are you getting your straight edge tattoos?
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cold pizza for lunch.
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>>74654619
yeah, exactly, they're on the right lines with that sort of thing rather than just whinging
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is PJW actually gay?
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Oh, well, imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
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>>74654659
he's a yankboo so yeah probs
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>>74654659
yeah ive bummed him
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*pretends to act british*
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>>74654659
no it's a conspiracy
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>>74654674
so you're pretending to pretend?
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time to leave a few nasty fascistic comments on r/ireland
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>>74654659
Yes
Here's him with his bf
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>>74654613
Dont understand why people wouldnt want to experience as much as possible while you can. Drugs are fun, you feel and see things you didnt know were possible.

Dont be fooled, its possible to do it once and not do it again. most are relatively harmless but its best to stear clear of hard drugs like crack, meth and heroin
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>>74654708
srs?
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>>74654708
bet their dicks smell like shit
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>>74654708
dem eyebrows

guuuurrrrrrlllll
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Weather is absolutely spot on today
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>>74654712
heroin is fine if you dont inject. its highly enjoyable after a night of partying when you want to relax and sleep. i usually smoke it. little bit trampy though.
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This qt said I look like a fuckboy when she first saw me
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considering buying a double-breasted peacoat but think it might look a bit fedora on someone like me who isn't a male model
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>>74654752
that might mean like a 'player' though rather than a gay bottom
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On lunchbreak
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>>74654752
Wow why would pepe be so mean
>>
>>74654627
It literally happens by itself, I woke up with it. Pain enough to make you vomit.
>>
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ALL THE KIDS ARE BROWN

AND THE SKY IS GRAY
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>>74654754
it absolutely will
especially if you're skinny and/or short
>>
>>74654768

did you go to the e.r and they sorted it?
any lasting damage?
>>
>>74654752
Still not sure what fuckboy even means
>>
>>74654587
Used to rewind that part over and over.
What happened to them..
>>
>>74654778
sandniggers aren't human

get rid of their roach offspring
>>
>>74654752
A qt once told me she first talked to me out of sheer pity. Unsure if I believe her though, as there were at least 6 other people in the class with no friends either.
>>
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late autumn is elite
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLnsZ1uyJDQ
>america
>>
>>74654810
>brisbane
fancy a bum?
>>
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>>74654708
imajun moi shock
>>
>>74654752
>>74654806

she get the pipe tho?
>>
>>74654789
Went to the GP first and she said get to the E.R or you'll lose it

Got to the hospital in time and they fixed it up, can never happen to me again now. If I hadn't been able to get to surgery within hours of it happening I could have lost one or both. Now I just have a scar.
>>
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>>74654804
>>
>>74654811
this movie was fucking good up until the end when it became all supernatural

why do good semi-realistic horror movies have to be ruined with supernatural shit
>>
>>74654708
why is his head so tiny
>>
>>74654782
am neither, just not very facially attractive and have never found a hairstyle that suits me
>>
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>>74654768
>>
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>is a literal billionaire
>plays shitty flash games
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>>74654822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
>>
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>>74654810
soft cunt
>>
>>74654825
glad you still have your bollocks x
>>
>>74654778
wouldn't shitskins become vitamin d deficient in britain because their melanin levels don't match the amount of sunlight?
>>
>>74654825
>she said
saucy
>can never happen to me again now
physically cannot or you will lose it if it happens again cannot
>If I hadn't been able to get to surgery within hours of it happening I could have lost one or both.
did the pain wake you up or were you just lucky it happened late in your sleep
>>
>>74654824
She lived too far from me, so no. Though the idea was floated around by her.
>>
>>74654850
His wife left him and none of the other millionaires in LA want to hang out with him
>>
>>74654824
Yee
>>
>>74654811
We live in a sick society when you see a man laying on the ground who needs to get fucked in the ass and a person just takes out their camera and records him instead.
>>
>>74654867
think it happens to bleks in the US
>>
>23c on Wednesday

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>
>>74654861

can you still get fireworks?

used to get a box at fyshwick and sell em at school
>>
>>74654810
fucking hate winter Melbourne weather

how do Canadians handle this shit? Can't stand being outdoors for longer than 5 minutes.
>>
>>74654888
most ameriniggers live in the south and there's plenty of sunlight there
>>
>>74654850
sometimes you don't want to bother with a high-graphics, deep-lore, multi-faceted gameplay type game
>>
>>74654881
slag could've been a billionaire
>>
>>74654867
yep
>>
>>74654897
I find sydney winter grim, can't imagine how foreners tolerate real winter
>>
>>74654870
unlucky

>>74654882
good lad
>>
>>74654889
>23
FOS (fuck off southerner)
>>
>>74654905
chicago and detroit are basically canadian
>>
>>74654924
cant spell poortherner without poo
>>
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fuck sake got jock itch again
>>
www.theroot.com/why-black-people-need-more-vitamin-d-1790869502

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16549493

I think it's the ones around ny and chicago
>>
>>74654945
how's kevin doing these days
>>
London and Brighton unironicaly get the best weather in the country
>>
alri boys
>>
my dog eats my cat's shits out of the litterbox
>>
>>74654848
Don't worry mate you've got like a 1:10,000 chance of it happening

>>74654865
Thanks x

>>74654869
Physically cannot, or at least is incredibly unlikely. I think it both woke me up and happened late in my sleep, early morning.

I tell you what, walking with stitches in your sack is a delicate experience.
>>
>>74654778
>gray
FOY
>>
>>74654905
>>74654954
>>
>>74654969
brighton mentioned
>>
stop hacking tim's pc lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5vYGFjwwpM
>>
>>74654976
i-is it genetic?

recall my uncle got it once
>>
>>74654975
classic
>>
*sweats*
>>
>>74654984

More like SHIGHTON
>>
>>74654822
screeching
>>
>>74654953

lamasil
>>
can't find my medication

guess it's no sleep for me tonight
>>
is Bitcoin a threat to Judaism
>>
>>74655002
So this man is properly autistic right?

Where does he get his money?
>>
>>74654659
i thought he had a gook gf
>>
>>74655018
meet me at the pier in 10 minutes if you want your eyesockets turned to powder
>>
how long until elton john is caught and charged for noncing?
>>
>>74655048
already happened
>>
>>74655041
bennies
>>
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>>74655026
I basically fixed my sleep issues the moment I tried one of those blindfolds you wear to bed, they do fucking wonders m8
>>
>>74655006
Yes I'm afraid it's inherited in the grand majority of cases. Nobody in my family has had it though.
>>
>>74655077
>>74655077>>74655077
>>74655077>>74655077
>>
>>74655041

trust fund controlled by his brother

and he aint autistic. severe OCD and some other shit
>>
>>74655089
Nothing like old family money. Rothschild and JP Morgan would not have gotten as rich if their customers were software companies; only investment needed is 1-2 lakh.
>>
>>74653880
Late reply but my radio station plays this song all the time. It's one of my favourites.
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