anime edition
good edition
>>74651221
CALL LIL JANNY HOT POCKETS PLEASE
KAREN :D
FOAN
that lad who couldn't get a good deal on pepsi max sub edition
dislike anima
call the cops i dont give a fuck
the vast majority of anime is utter UTTER shit
slit eyes can't write plot or characters to save their life, and it's constantly filled with virgin fanservice and nonce tripe
>>74651250
good post
Your phantom sister's 2D vaj will never feel as good as my real sister's 3D one.
I dreamt that I fell in love last night. Just when I was starting to come to terms with being alone that shit happens. Fucks sake.
How do I just get over it all?
>>74651286
could snap her neck with my mind
NEED a haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
hmmm
>>74651283
tokyo ghoul is a true masterwork
so is kill la kill
what a kawaii morning
>>74651300
Listen to sad music while drinking and fagging
>>74651307
just go the barber. you scared or summat lad ahahaha bender
senpai hey! how are you?
>>74651335
Nah that's a shit recommendation. I know that I'm going to always be alone at this stage so I want to find ways to come to terms with it.
baka :D
mental that in australia land its currently night time
haha fucking runts
ate too many sweets today
biccies (arnotts kingston), chips (burger rings), snakes alive, swiss rolls
and there's some magnums calling my name from the freezer as well
>>74651354
stop caring
>>74651387
fat cunt
DON'T CHOP THE DINOSAUR DADDY
>>74651406
fuck off bully
my life? nah not a fan
>>74651418
hated that fucking cunt
>New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
what did he mean by this
love pints
>>74651221
fantastic edition
>>74651406
funny thing is I'm only 65kgs
had a dream about 4chan
>>74651398
Wish I could.
I probably just need a job to help get over it
>>>/bant/320571
lads?
>Tfw rotherham scandal ACTUALLY happened
>tfw pakis got away with raping kids for over 10 years
>tfw parents got arrests for trying to protect their kids
>tfw police only stopped it after a public outcry
>Tfw Pakis only got 16 years in prision
Really can't see how you can be proud to be British anymore
What a pathetic country
Every time I think about it I feel sick
>>74651462
sad
>>74651450
myaah
alri brb lads just taking this one for a quick shag, won't be long
and one for yourself
what do you cheeky chappies order at a spoons then?
pint of doom bar, here
>>74651470
Fuck off racist
>>74651480
that was truly a better time to be alive
>>74651480
scum
>>74651466
get a job and get a routine desu
>"I listen to trap music"
>>74651470
it's more of a damnation on the Labour party than on our country
just don't vote Labour ever again, they deserve to have their party crash and burn
>Tim does America
>the state of my pillow
hair is falling out at an unprecedented rate
>>74651470
if hitler had won then none of that wouldve happened
>>74651470
Honestly when I see people use words like 'paki' and 'nigger' it really pisses me off. Has this word ever been used against you? To dehumanize you? If you walked down the street would someone go up to you and spew that word to YOUR face because of YOUR skin color? I think the fuck not. And even if so, you look dumb as hell trying to justify this word in any way just because of the fucking context. I don't care if you think that it's dumb for people to not like a word that's been used to dehumanize them for years. The point is that it's still being used in ignorant ways today. The reason why some, not all, black people use it today is because they've tried to reclaim the word and give it a different meaning. I personally think it's still wrong considering how racist shits like you would try and use that as a reason for people who aren't black to use it. However, the entire point of them still using it is because they're the only ones who'd actually be called the word by alt-righters, Trump supporters, and your basic all around racists today. No one else would. Therefore, you don't have a right to reclaim it if it's never been something that you'd be able to claim in the first place.
cant spell trap without crap!
mum thinks im autistic because she went through a very stressful separation when she was preggers with me.
*postal votes labour*
*votes labour*
>>74651470
lefties hate our "rabid right wing tabloid newspapers" but without them we wouldn't have found out about this
*registers to vote*
*plans on voting for labour*
think my sons autistic
got rid of the missus not long after she gave birth to our kid
might have traumatised the little mong
>>74651592
jokes on you he left before i was born.
*votes labour in spite of rorkes*
*encourage friends to vote labour*
*sends off 19 postal votes for Labour*
>74651555
fuck up, paki
*I DECIDED LONG AGOOOO NEVER TO WALK IN ANYONEEEEEES SHADOWWWW*
*gets schwifty*
>>74651480
must have been great being able to do this before black people invented AIDS.
mortard...
>>74651555
pipe down paki nigger
*imports 30 family members from pakistan just in time to vote for Labour*
>>74651602
don't believe her lies kidda
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
>>74651655
my dad has corroborated the story lad.
*uses 7 proxies to vote for labour online*
seems alright
bulk matches on tinder but little do they know I'm a 27 year old stay at home NEET
don't mess with me sunshine
>>74651683
what the fudge
>>74651683
>Speaks English
hmmmmmm
>>74651683
> single woman at 38
that's a red flag in and of itself
>>74651683
my kind of gal desu agree with all that
Ah another catch
>>74651221
Wow, Ika looks like she is planning something in this picture!
>>74651677
ahah was just joking lad
*softly punches you in the arm*
do you maybe wanna go for a pint sometime?
>>74651694
Don't think you know what YOU'RE in for, sunshine
>>74651733
hate pints
food van's late again
>>74651734
>>74651746
howling
can't wait to vote
>people moaning about racism as if its 2005 and people care
>>74651729
how can you make it to the age of 32 and not discover any hobbies :o
i hope that doesn't happen to me lol
we can't let the Tories win
>>74651788
>gif
fuck off
>>74651765
me on the left
Only 45 more days of wage slaving then I'm off for 3 months before going back to uni to do a PhD
CANNOT wait
Got shit loads of money so I'm gonna do loads of travelling plus my parents will put me on the insurance for their new Audi
>>74651792
gardening is a pretty big hobby mate
Can someone post a closeup of kev?
>>74651792
gardening is a hobby
>>74651809
hmm, i consider it more home maintenance but i guess it could also be a hobby
>>74651804
where ya goin bredda
>>74651804
fuck off trillionaire normie cretin
getting a new audi
insuring it for my lovely son haha
life is great
>>74651804
Where you going lad
Hope not SEA, sick of having to filter a new flag every time some runt from here goes there
>>74651811
>>74651811
>>74651828
well most of the planet considers it a hobby. fyi.
just keyed some cunt's new audi
>>74651804
fuck off student
what's the PhD for?
Doing a little howl
>>74651828
alright what are your hobbies then
*twirls index finger*
enlighten us
if life was fair your best would always be good enough
>>74651866
me bottom left
>>74651866
me mate keith bottom right
always on the piss that bloke ahahah
>>74651849
>>74651843
ahhh dear oh dear
Thank you
enjoying this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_JkF_V3jI
>>74651868
posting on /brit/
posting bait threads on /tv/ and /pol/
watching anime
watching tim videos
>>74651874
If I had two dicks I could cum in two girls at once, what's your point?
>>74651874
and if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike
*gesticulates in Italian*
how do brits feel about their universities? is it as tribal as yanks take it?
>>74651906
not necessarily, it would depend on how they are arranged
if they were side to side like a twix it would be pretty difficult but if they're like space hopper handles for sure
eating curry
>>74651836
>>74651831
Literally going to SE Asia
>>74651860
Organic chemistry la, cross couplings and all that
>>74651906
>>74651925
there's a relatively famous reddit AMA about a lad with two penises. He's a bisexual Chad
went to UNSW
made approximately zero (0) friends
>>74651906
that life isn't fair and you don't have two dicks
>>74651923
My uni was shit butnthe only one that did my course.
would it be possible to explode a small yield nuclear bomb inside a man made container, one that could withstand the force of the blast?
if the answer is no, let's say for arguements sake that you could. if the box was vacuumed of oxygen, and completely airtight, could the bomb even explode of detonated? would the bomb just sit there until someone broke the seal by opening the box, then would the explosion occur?
what if the box was strong enough to withstand a nuclear blast, and the box was also vented? would the explosions force be distributed through those vents for a much longer time than if the explosion had occured outside of the box?
pls help
>>74651923
yank unis are really only tribal in movies
unless you go to uni for sport
>>74651975
University of No Sexy Women ya sadcunt
Should have gone to USYD like us normbloids
bummer
>>74651972
bet you'll be doing plenty of cross couplings resulting in some organic chemistry in SE Asia you dirty bugger
>>74652001
maisiebro went to USYD
miss him
go to unimelb
best uni in aus (fuck off anu cucks)
love pints
http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/x2NNn9P.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9FA7NJr.jpg
wew
wew
WEW
>>74651972
> Organic chemistry
hmm... does that pay well? i suppose if it doesn't you COULD always resort to illegally synthesising certain chemicals :^)
>>74652031
>implying there's any melbrunts on /brit/
this is a sydney and brisbane general
ordered some cheeky chinese takeaway lads
shantung chicken, chili beef, and special fried rice
ah yes
>>74652073
i know and i fucking hate it
you're all runts. Feels good being the only worthy Australian that regularly posts here.
>>74652049
>>74652001
I go to USYD and have no friends
>>74652027
did he kill himself?
>>74652111
Shut up Andrew
>>74652111
meet up with turtle
>>74652049
hmm
>>74652122
don't know an andrew (because I have no friends)
who's up for a lads weekend in krakow
cheap booze and eastern european slags haha
haha fucking hell deano can't come becuase he's #whipped but we'll bring him back some of that 99.9% polish vodka haha he'll love it the mad cunt hahahahaha
gonna be top bants haha i'm the archbishop of banterbury and i command you all to go to seshlehem hahahahahahaha lads on tour waheyyyyy
>>74652132
thought he was in brisbane?
students OUT
>>74652138
Yeah, well, stick to Reddit ALEX
who /brisbane/ here
>>74652120
don't think so
*looks up at the moon*
he just....just.....moved on
who /most liveable city/ here
>>74652100
>not at work today
>slept until 11
>might order Chinese for lunch
is this what neets feel like? it's cushy
>>74652163
Um, you should be GRATEFUL that us greater beings deign to descend to your level of existence x
>>74652168
don't know him (same principle applies)
Strong and Stable
>>74652161
meme city is indeed a well fortified /brit/ outpost but turtle is in Sydney
phimolad is Brisbane's most well known /brit/ personality
>>74652210
Yeah, well, stop replying to me TOM/GREG/MIKE
Fucking hate this cold, miserable shithole
>>74652204
but students are pretentious little shits
>>74652237
would off meself if I lived in oceania
place looks dire
daily reminder melbourne is a world class, beautiful city that's consistently been ranked the world's most liveable city
daily reminder sydney is full of chinks and lebos
daily reminder brisbane is underwater for half the year
>>74652237
hop on the next plane to the goldie and stay with me if you want x
>>74652261
Australia isn't, it's sunny all the fucking time, their winters are better than our summers
Wealthy country as well
>>74652234
heh you'll never get it friendo
>>74652226
someone said he was from brisbane the other day but I see now they were contributing to the phimolad meme
is he inner west?
>>74652269
Melbourne has gangs of niggers.
>>74652171
me on the right
>>74652269
melbourne's demographics are factually worse than sydney unless you live in the western caliphate
>>74652309
ye
>>74652309
hi Jack
>>74651923
If there's 2 unis in the same city, usually a red brick and an old polytechnic, then they call each other 'too posh' and 'for spackers' respectively. That's about as tribal as it gets. And everyone outside Oxbridge thinks Oxbridge is for toffs.
>>74652337
[citation needed]
>>74652313
hysteria
>>74652344
Alri
>>74652344
hello mitch
>>74652339
Cute xxx
>runt arguing melbourne is good
>cultural festivals literally get attacked by gangs of somalians
screeching
>>74652371
My dog's called mitch
>usyd is older than unimelb
>ranks far below it
neurons are doing the 200m relay
>>74652261
need more rasheeds to feel like home mate?
Shiiiit
>>74652404
lmao
festival runts BTFO
>>74652406
more like bitch haha
>>74652406
do you call him Mitchell when he misbehaves?
dont mind me just pirating this handbag
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/gang-of-youths-storm-summersault-festival-20170212-gub3xa.html
>Dozens of youths have stormed through a crowd at a Melbourne community festival, stealing mobile phones, throwing rocks and assaulting people watching a fireworks display
ah yes melbourne
>>74652472
Actually, that woman is trying to steal that man's handbag
i just want a fwb
so hard to come by
haha lads when was the last time someone in your city was forcibly stopped from enjoying a nice lindt hot chocolate?
never happened here haha
>>74652339
midget
>>74652445
try with this one
*slaps knuckles and stares down every single aussie in this thread*
alright, which one of you cunts wants to see dreamtime
just bought a deaf sheepdog
so hard to "come by!"
>>74652507
smashed up a lindt shop last night mate. love engerland hate EU
>>74652434
canberra is the highest and fucking awful at the same time
When we moving brit to bant?
>>74652445
>>74652533
would kill myself if i looked like that
>>74652520
no need for nastiness
>>74652550
>canberra is the highest
literally only according to QS but not Times Higher Ed and all other authoritative rankings
>>74652535
>>74652339
see you around sometime x
thoughts on the new jacket?
>>74652565
it was one of the sadder watches
http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/you-cant-ask-that/LE1617H005S00
isn't turtlemong only like 5'8? pretty funny
Fuck me Infowars pay well
>>74652610
PUAcore iih
started playing overwatch
getting annoyed enough already to want to refund it
Got thru the fast stream
Just gotta do the preappointment checks
Reckon ive fucked it because made an error on my application that theyll see when i send in my degree transcript
>>74652623
5'6" to be more specific
>>74652613
> The Adobe Flash player plug-in is required to watch video on the iview website
can't be bothered
>>74652533
>>74652623
i thought he was 5'7
>>74652623
have a feeling our train seats are bigger than yours, he doesn't look that short here >>74652339
>>74652624
always thought he'd be a manlet because he's got the voice of a horse jockey
>>74651793
yodeling at this image
>>74652686
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kys
absolutely SICK of these britishers picking on turtle
>>74652630
disgusting
dont know how peole like fat things
melbourne
5'7
skinny
circumcised
rate my 'file
>>74652201
neets are dirt poor my dude
they don't have the luxury of takeout
it's nothing but microwave noodles and cereal
>>74652624
Where does he live? I'm pretty sure you can get mini-mansions for under $1 million in some parts of America.
>>74652712
at least you arent fat
>>74652624
>6' 8'''
>handsome
>poor northerner by birth so completely self-made
>genius political brain
>alpha enough to friendzone lauren southerner
>multi millionaire
name a more based human
6'1
155pounds
no jawline or facial definition
grim yellow teeth
r8
>>74652712
why are you circumcised lad
>>74652762
>pounds
fuck off yank
>>74652712
could be worse, could be brown.
>>74652766
the 'rents (NOT phimosis)
i have a question about english words
do you native english speakers call "toilet seat" "throne"?
>britishers
>>74652445
>>74652533
didn't know darth vaderism was genetic
5'11"
220 lbs
extremely ugly face
bet i'm the worst here
>>74652780
give em a smack for me
>>74652804
show arsehole
>>74652699
just browsin naw'mean haha
>>74652814
dads dead
mums taking the dog for a walk
>>74652804
post face
173cm
82kg
phimosis
>>74652784
only as slang
>>74652839
alri turtle
>"Clive Palmer has told a court there was nothing personal about his relationship with a woman for whom he paid $250,000 to fly to from Kyrgyzstan to Singapore in a private jet."
>:... he bristled and directed his lawyer to object when barrister Walter Sofronoff QC, for liquidators FTI Consulting, began to quiz him about his relationship with a woman named Evgenia Bednova, how often he had met her, and where."
>"“Do you recall she was the only passenger on that jet?” Sofronoff continued, reminding Palmer that this was a woman he’d “paid $1m to”."
>"On the way out, when reporters asked about the nature of his relationship with Bednova, he said: “I don’t have one.”"
>“She was our representative in Kyrgyzstan ... I don’t get any of these questions of whether I’ve got a homosexual relationship with a member of our staff anywhere.”
imagine being such a fat cunt you pay $1m for a central asian hooker
>Bednova
business idea: a new startup called 'fymo' that aims to stretch runts' foreskins
>>74652830
how'd yer da die?
>>74652784
jog on jappy
>>74652869
heart attack
>>74652863
>fymo
ive been pronouncing it fuh-mo-sis in my head
first time ive considered thats not right
>>74652808
>>74652843
thx
British ppl never say that?
>>74652871
FOY
new season of rake when?
NEED to give phimolad a buzzcut
Don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans
REALLY good post
good band
>>74652860
>Clive Palmer has told a court there was nothing personal
...kid
>>74652863
>>74652886
i always thought it was pronounced fizzmosis because i could've sworn it was spelled phismosis
guess i'm dylexic
>>74652884
sorry to here
were you there when it happened?
wish i could forcibly retract phimos foreskin and suck all his smeg off.
>>74652899
>missy having fuzz's kid
>wendy hates cleaver for bailing on her to be a senator
pls soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK4CRPo6fcY
>>74652930
yeah. was there for the whole thing
yank just got fucking DONE by the jap lad
>>74652884
James
>>74652925
meant for >>74652918
have been on /brit/ for 9 hours nonstop now
>>74652955
must have been traumatising. how long ago
>>74652784
only if it's an expensive loo
the kind with wooden seats
>>74652979
nah
>>74653008
6 years in oct
I've found the ultimate diet plan
>have breakfast
>go to bed
>wake up at 10pm
>get some tea
>confined to my room for the rest of the night, lest I wake my dad up who sleeps on the settee and incur his wrath
lucky if I can get 1500cal a day like this
>>74652986
hello vocaroolad
>>74653008
remember the first time I pulled back my foreskin as a young phimolad
got scared by all the smegma, thought it was dead skin and I shouldn't peel it off
cya innabit lads going on t' throne
eating kettle corn
Yanks out
Japs welcome
anyone here drunk rn?
>>74653033
mine mainly came up from the underside in flakes
scared me to think how many were packed in down there
>>74653033
have you ever seen the doctor about it?
>>74652860
why is he being quizzed on it
surely it's nothing legal
first peeled my foreskin all the way back when i was 12
thought i'd fucked my willy
going to get attacked for this post but one of the benefits of being circumcised is that it's near impossible to get smegma
>>74653033
first time a jizzed i thought there was something wrong with my penis, also thought i had some sort of disease because i had little bumps on my penis but it was just fordyce spots, i have some on my upper lip as well but they're not that noticeable unless you get close enough to kiss me.
>>74653073
*surely it's nothing illegal
smoking weed isn't fun when you don't already smoke cigarettes
>>74653091
same is true for having basic hygiene
>>74653091
it's really not difficult to take 5 seconds to rinse the smegma off with water every shower.
>>74652894
It was popular about 15 years ago
People who say it now look a right pillock
>>74653129
>>74653114
yeah i know i'm just saying that if you're a TURBO runt like phimo lad then circumcision is the way to go
uncircumcised and never got smegma
>>74653062
yeah mine was flakey too, why I thought it was skin
it was spread across my bellend like one of those face masks women wear
>>74653066
nah, don't have severe phimosis, just a bit tight and a short frenulum
>>74653099
used to orgasm for a long time without jizzing, was pretty spiffed when I first managed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6MOKXm8x50
>>74653147
no, surgery is a last resort
and circumcision is the last surgery resort, there are other procedures that let you keep your foreskin whilst also fixing phimosis
getting the chop is surrender
been noticing by the end of the day my skin is dirtier than the morning
can't be doing with that so might as well flay myself, save the effort of cleaning right lads?
Far too many aussies itt rn
Shall return later
>>74653183
Nobhead
>>74653183
song was big when I was in year 9
>>74653073
one of his businesses has gone bankrupt and he's clearly been siphoning money out of it, they were questioning him because he probably used the money from it to pay for his hooker
and everyone hates him so I imagine they thought it was a laugh to bring up these allegations for the public to see
>>74653197
Afternoon is the best time to avoid Aussies.
Rename this thread britstralia
get smegma everyday, clean my willy everyday though
think i have a problem but i'm too embarassed to see a doctor hah :/
>when you're at the club and start getting flashbacks about your dad
>>74653249
"alright doc lad, cop a load of this cheesy bastard haha well in" - you