who /xxxtentacion/ here?
also ohayou gosimasu Edition
just boarded this bus in Brisbane lads
stop sending letters
Anzu is eternal
>>74649083
fuck off
need to be in the lab in 7 minutes
sitting naked on my bed
haven't even done my morning poo yet
>>74649079
s-sorry tim
>>74649101
NEED a feet b/gf
>>74649092
nah it turns out coconut oil hurts her for some reason
>tfw no dreams or goals
> tfw dream to get as wealthy as i can
what u lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjdrWbA1iYA
do legitimate foot fetishists have an easier time distinguishing male and female feet?
because of my station in life i need a gf who is either NEET or in a low position such as waitressing or working as a cashier
really is a shame because i matched with a fit medical student on tinder
>>74649140
Just be yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBJyYZ1598
Love Douglas Murray
>>74649179
but i am a hollow shell of a man
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
love pints
hate yanks
>>74649214
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
my dad in the pic
>>74649251
not a very nice video
going to hide this post
love food, hate waste
TELL ME WHERE THE FREAKS AT
gf literally takes 45 minutes to an hour to get ready in the mornings
fucking hell
Where is Thainonce
hate pints. love litres
>>74649240
quality post
im not black
>>74649298
haha same lad, gf takes about 46 minutes
women ay?
>>74649157
last 3 tunes I've listened to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnt4iv_YywY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbs1nJeeKOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dONxX9rifs
>>74649284
*raises paw*
>>74649327
46 minutes is oddly specific
Love it when someone replies to a fedora post to dispute it.
Reddit spic is posting to nigger music...
>>74649343
Shan't be so much as hovering my cursor over [Embed] to view the thumbnail let alone listening to even one second of whatever nonsense you listen to. This post was an exercise in futility, I hope you will learn from it.
....4:09AM selfie...
there's going to be a party at my flat
can't wait to stand around like a spastic for 20 minutes and then retire to my room
running out of xannies
Am a girl.
>Reddit spic is posting to nigger music...
>>74649403
do this every christmas
>>74649390
hovered my cursor over that [Embed]
feel well stupid
... the kids have been banging around upstairs all evening ...
>>74649403
mate just have a pint of cider in one of your fancy glasses
after a few you'll be good to go
>>74649390
bit rude but made me laugh so it's ok
>>74649403
last party i went to i unironically stood in the corner for over an hour and refused invitations to leave it
dont drink because im afraid of what i might say
>>74649458
Why
>>74649444
I know you're desperately trying to defend your masculinity by taking the piss out of cider, it's genuinley pathetic and probably the most insecure gimmick I've seen on /brit/
>inb4 LE U R A CIDER DRINKER GAY XD XD
>>74649458
requesting one of those images of the autistic wojak standing in the corner criticising everything about the party around him
>>74649473
ah yes, schizokiwi. didnt realise it was you
Why are Kiwis so sassy? They post like women.
>>74649468
corners feel secure
ok im actually black
very stoned lads
>>74649497
>flag
>post
surprise surprise
organizing my meme folders
very stoned lads
>>74649403
oi could i come
the waifu
i'm starting to really fucking hate /pol/
it's gone from the least reddit board to the most reddit board in the span of 2 years
stoning an aussie and a canadian atm
How bloody hard is it to find some dried up thin, white 6/10 in her mid 30s to fuck, bloody hell
>>74649509
if you're in dunners then you could probably just wander in, flatmates are normies who probably want as many people to come
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>74649520
PRAISE KEK HAHA
>>74649512
stop being an orbiter
>having flatmates
haha nah ill just stay here at home for now
screen just went orange
you know for a fact the kiwis housemates talk shit about him behind his back and make him the butt of the jokes whenever he's around
>>74649520
it was almost the most reddit board you were just too young to notice
>>74649526
>thin
>in her mid 30
unlikely
proud warrior of kekistan here
shadilay!
>>74649542
how is this behaviour allowed
it's the EPITOME of fucking reddit
hitler is my spirit animal
>>74649558
always fuck sake
*toot*
alri lads
*braaaaafpptt*
mmm yes yes
*squee*
yes i agree
>>74649557
I've been friends with one since secondary school so I hope not but I'm a bit spazzy so they probably do
>>74649558
/new/ was NOT reddit
always good to see fellow 'pedes around
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>epitome
>>74649590
>retards pretending to know what they're talking about
sounds like the reddit comment sections to me
>>74649599
i know its e-pih-toh-me but i always pronounce it in my head as epi-tome
>>74649530
sounds good m8, whats the slag situation like
>>74649613
beaner faggot
>always good to see fellow 'pedes around
>i know its e-pih-toh-me but i always pronounce it in my head as epi-tome
>>74649635
racism is not welcome in /brit/
it is 2017, weve moved past it
How to live a stress free life?
http://globalnews.ca/news/2684637/medicine-hat-killer-j-r-to-undergo-final-sentencing-review/?sf25804169=1
Girl was 12 years old when she killed her mum, dad, and younger brother 10 years ago
And she's been attending university
And nobody knows her identity because the youth criminal justice act keeps her name and pictures out of the media
Fucking hell lads, imagine matching with this broad on tinder. A literal murderer, and a family murderer at that
>>74649613
Did anyone ask you? Didn't fucking think so pumpkin.
really love tea, lads
would drink a 100 a day if my body would let me
>>74649655
shan't
>>74649645
don't know why this got a nice howl out of me
>>74649630
Good I guess
I go to a """party""" school so there's a fair amount of top lasses, maybe if I have a few beers I'll try talk to one
prolly not though
>>74649655
being a murderer is overcriticised. life isn't THAT valuable
anyone got that picture of 5 or so ugly teenaged autists in maga hats standing in a line
>>74649655
arent those two lads who killed a baby on a train track when they were 10 released now
wouldnt like running into one of them
might do a cheeky 'cide lads
>>74649655
not a fan of this pepe
>>74649675
quite simple really
someone said he does a really stupid thing and got called a sped because of it. it's one of the staples of humour.
lmaoo im weak!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM6DdPQeD1A
>life isn't THAT valuable
>>74649702
haven't seen this one of the series before
>>74649703
cide'>'cide
>>74649683
good lad give it a crack, homefield advantage
>>74649702
very accurate if those tagthesponsor things are to be believed
>tfw youre not a rich arab oil tycoon
>>74649688
they've been released for years.
think one of them keeps getting his identity revealed
>>74649660
no one ever asks you to participate in this thread either you cockmongler
>>74649709
thanks for the input (the (You))
chink fanny or granny fanny
>>74649777
janny fanny
250 milligrams of ket up the shitter
>>74649777
get your mind out of the gutter!!!
>>74649777
are you the same lad that asked if old people fuck?
going barber tomorrow lads
gonna cop the hitler cut
>>74649730
yeah I'm very inexperienced though
suppose this is my best shot
havin' a bit a the old manic insomnia
what is my life like!?
>>74649808
Dont fucking care lad
did someone say fanny?
>>74649777
don't think i could bring myself to put my willy in a chink. would be sure id be getting some sort of disease
Doing my morning poo
who /g/ here? what laptop should I buy on a $700~ budget?
>>74649797
nice gutter oil joke
>>74649816
only one way to get more experience m8, get your flatmates to set you up
>>74649834
Fuck off to /g/ cunt
>>74649808
nice, check out my sweet 'do
about 1lb of shite right up the back alley
Business idea: send another letter to Timothy James Byrne of High Wycombe
looks like it's going to be a hot one, stay hydrated lads
>>74649094
hmmm don't think he needed to pull his undies THAT far down
>>74649897
>another
what have you done you madman
>>74649530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0QoPl2pwU
you at the party
>>74649897
>another
Hmmm...are you saying YOU sent buzz to him?
>>74649930
>>74649940
no it wasn't me, but that doesn't matter because he thinks they're all from DPD or NHS anyway.
>article starts with "sorry haters, but..."
do these people get paid to write this drivel?
>>74649931
peep show gets posted here less than it used to
not too long ago some yank CUNT said it was "probably" a shit program, the audacity of the little worm
>>74649962
Well you opened their article and got them another view so good job supporting them mate
sorry haters, but kev IS cooler than tim
Question for 90s kids: Which Sabrina do you think was more fuckable? 3DPD, or 2D?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12926878
>>74649978
didn't
idiot
>>74649931
Why are they drinking out of bottles instead of pints?
>>74649958
has someone mailed him pretending to be NHS?
>tfw slept through all the daylight today
>>74650011
Sorry sweaty, I never open these
odd look by kavinsky is the undisputed apex of modern music
fucking hell weed is strong these days
my m8 told me it was potent but holy shit this is ridiculous
>>74649872
nice
thought about going with the himmler myself but settled on the hitler for now
>>74650057
can't smoke aussie stuff
don't know why people here want to feel shit all the time because of it
>>74650022
https://youtu.be/GxVX6QZBzCw?t=2m4s
2m4s
>>tfw slept through all the daylight today
>>74650027
grim
>>74650057
alri grandad
is dracula white
smokers are jokers
>>74650057
Alex Jones says this is Soros' doing
>>74650083
oh I saw the buzzlightyear one hahahahahahaha
>>74650053
>french house
>getting paid to hound an innocent helpless man
grab a hold of yourselves
>>74650100
hes romanian so no
>>74650100
yes vlad the impaler was romanian
>Studied Physics at University of California, Santa Barbara
is tim a genius?
>>74650100
Romanians are poo in loo cousins
>>74650112
french house shits all over british house
Ah yes
Why are there so many romanian prostitutes in europe
>>74650027
neet?
>>74650088
somebody's jealous...
F E E T
E
E
T
>>74650152
part of the gypsy cartel
>do a poo
>have a wank
>>74650149
why is emotionally distraught?
>>74650149
plenty more fish in the sea Tim
>>74650134
thats Romani
>>74650175
Only ever wank when I'm pooing desu
>>74650186
Thanks but no thanks oncescu but we dont burn tires for heat in this country (yet)
>>74650153
yes
boggles the mind that New Zealand is almost as far away from Australia as England is from Russia
why is tim so fucking obsessed with the carpenters hahahahaha
the meds i'm on are making me fat lads
i hate fat people
need to do something about this
going to have to exercise more, a lot more
>>74650167
good post
Hate fat people
Not fatphobic just don't like em simple as
>>74650234
only 3 hours on the plane
hate fat girls
love bints
the plan is to never get a gf that's less attractive than my last one
the only way is up
>>74650226
mm what did he mean by this
i can't control myself whilst listening to carpenter brut in the car
why is french music on a completely different level lads
bettin £2.50 on jack high
*gives your mind a boggle*
>>74650287
And London to Moscow is 3 hours 35 minutes.
>>74649497
nigger
please explain to me the mindset of a person who watches japanese cartoons that depict pre pubescent girls in scanty outfits
>>74650347
nonce
>>74650347
'once
love: pouring a pint
hate: seeing the bottom of said pint
(also special needs)
> japanese cartoons
really need a gingy gf
>>74650347
pantom sister disorder that evolves into a regressive sexual state
You can learn about it in my book 'Animated Crossroads'
torrented 13gb of porn today but my willy is too sore to enjoy it
>downloading porn
>>74650393
why would ever download porn
cannae fathom how all the porn on the internet isnt enough for people
>>74650391
elaborate on this lad
>>74650404
>>74650430
I have a problem
>>74650436
a female or feminine archetype is introduced during an impressionable age
the mind gets trapped in a feedback loop between protection and adoration that becomes muddled within the post-pubertal internalization
they struggle with feelings of sexualizing the archetype because it also represents something sacred and clean
the mind can't compromise with this and they become locked at a 'crossroads' of sorts
it's all in my book
how do i tell if im special needs
>>74650471
>Black.Squirters
>>74650495
do you like Sonic?
>>74650471
>black squirters XXX hairy pussy
>>74650495
do you need help with anything?
no good deals on pepsi max cans this week
not pleased
>>74650495
mum's still in the store, keep waiting
>>74650516
no
>>74650537
yes, with identifying special needs
Pogba?
*opens my thick tome, aptly labeled "people who I rate"*
*thumbs quickly to the P-section*
*scans down the columns*
*says hmmmmmm loudly so everyone can hear me*
*taps my index finger along the names*
*snaps the book shut loudly in one swift motion*
Nope I don't see him in here. Because I don't rate him.
>>74650383
i have one
had sex with her earlier and came on her face x
love sonic
>>74650555
I have that thread open as well
hate special needs
@the other yank
whatta lucky laddy you are
jealous peh
>>74650591
i snapped a couple pics as well x
>>74650561
find this a bit degrading desu
>>74650615
gay twat
>come to /brit/ for witty gimmicks and banter
>filled with yanks
FOY
Post left anarchism is the future
boobs and bums will NEVER look as good naked as they do in clothes
>>74650503
>>74650533
I'm practising for when I have a black qt to call my own
CANT GET MY DICK IN MY PANTS
Taking dodgy pills I bought online
anyone else have transient flashbacks to dreams they had years ago?
some of my most intense memories are those of shit that never happened except in my mind
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/%2Fbrit%2F/start/2016-05-10/end/2016-05-11/
we've not changed much in a year
>>74650657
good lad
>>74650650
>>74650650
reported to ASIO for beastiality
don't know what I would do if I was a gook girl
>>74650623
@metpoliceuk
I have just been the victim of a hate crime
>>74650673
edgy
>>74650650
god, i'm sorry to all the blacks in this thread but i could never get hard, at least to a full on black chick.
it really is another species, especially when we consider the raven and the crow
possibly a different genus altogether
>>74650681
kill yourself for being disgusting?
>he's never bought sausages from an actual butcher
Spliffs don't give you that shitty comedown feeling
>>74650673
Most definitely have not seen this post ever before and am VERY impressed
test
>>74650701
posh twat
testing testing 1 2 3
testes testes 1 and a 2
Rasheed: universally loved by the Left and civic nationalists (99% of people).
Rorke: almost universally despised by all. Only Far Right Nazis (Alt-Right) actually like him.
hmmmm.....
i need to do a poo
>>>/tv/82593103
why is joe rogan so based lads?
>Spliffs
>short
>unattractive
>bad cystic acne
>bad social skills
>will share room with my sibling for the next 4 years
>go to a mediocre college
ah yes think i remember a relevant phrase like "it gets wetter" or something like that
>>74650673
>>74650692
gay twats
>>74650647
wrong
>>74650724
>he's never used the deli counter because it involves talking to someone
*is content with your company* xo
asked the designated office paki what he thinks of the election as a small talk topic while we were alone in the office
he ended up going on a rant trying to tell me that the nazis weren't racist, the holocaust didn't happen, the armenian genocide didn't happen and al-qaeda were good lads that got a little bit out of hand. didn't know pakis were so /pol/ tier
>>74650808
hmm yeah...
*walks away and talks to someone else*
*notices the yank walking in my direction*
shan't.
*walks away from him*
I JUST WANT ONE
JUST GIVE ME ONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw no gf
>>74650785
erm, how do you get hard to a black man having sex with a white woman unless you're black?
>J-joe... okay dude you're right... you win, just please stop yelli-
OH HONEY, YOU'RE ADORABLE. YOU DON'T THINK WEED CURES CANCER? OKAY FUCKFACE, WATCH THIS. JAIMIE, PULL UP THOSE STATISTICS THAT PROVE I'M RIGHT. SEE? SEE HOW FUCKING WRONG YOU ARE, CROWDER? YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.
>Joe... i missed my flight, I really need to g-
OH YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT? SORRY PRINCESS, IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET ON THAT PLANE BECAUSE I WISHED IT WOULD HAVE FLOWN RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING TRADE CENTER. YOU'RE WORTHLESS, CROWDER. I'LL DO YOU A FAVOR YOU LITTLE BITCH-- I'LL MAKE A ROPE OUT OF HEMP AND THEN YOU CAN HANG YOURSELF WITH IT. GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW
>>74650814
yes? hmmm? it something amusing friend?
>>74650785
not racist just can't tug my willy with a black man in the scene
>>74650808
pakis are far right, moreso than underclass white nazis
islam is all-inconclusive, just so long as you go along with their insanity
*notices everyone walking around*
*stays FIRMLY in my place*
>>74650650
>>74650785
>watching black on black
>not watching black angels get COLONISED
whats the point
on the train
Hate Tim. Not DPD just don't like him.
>>74650867
alri train spacker
>>74650867
me on the other side of the window
>all-inconclusive
Nerd culture is just another manifestation of the ongoing glorification of brainless consumerism. We live in a world in which adult men clap when they see a 10 minute clip of a CGI baby tree dancing on screen. This kind of infantilization and detachment of praise from artistic merit works very well for plastic manufacturers, because that stupid goy creaming his pants when he sees a trailer with a Led Zeppelin song is the kind of retard who will spend thousands upon thousands of dollars in merchandising.
@74650823
cheers for the (You) bitch boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwPVk72GLfY
>>74650906
don't care
>>74650840
crowder is a bitch. I'm glad Joe smacked him down
also crowder criticises weed while admitting he uses adderall
wish ai chan was my gf
@891
TOTALLY dude
*turns towards the 7-11 door*
fml, /tv/ mods removed my joe rogan thread and now i'm probably going to get banned for 3 days
962
shut the fuck up
why do right-wing nonwhite girls love getting BLEACHED?
>>74650838
not racist simple as
>>74650845
I care about the qts more than the guy because I'm not a bender
*gets schwifty*
>>74650997
>I voluntarily watch girls I'm attracted to have sex with black men
you may not be a bender but there's something else you could be called
always makes me laugh x
https://youtu.be/I1188GO4p1E
exposing yourself daily to /pol/ agitprop can't be good for the noggin's mental health
>>74650866
don't worry la I have that too
>>74651045
it's not meant to be funny
>>74651073
stop objectifying my women
on a bus filled to the brim with geriatrics
weird to think that in 20 years only me and the driver will be alive
>>74651086
well i find it funny
>>74650077
this stuff is from south africa
maybe the child slaves who grew it put a voodoo curse on it or something
>>74651073
jesus, what weird fuck would subject himself to such a horrific act
>>74651089
hello black man
in a thread filled to the brim with runts
weird to think that in 20 minutes only me and the janny will be a virgin
>>74651066
>agitprop
is this newspeak?
>>74651110
you shouldn't because you're not meant to
>>74651105
you could probably kill them all with ease haha
>>74651147
rick and morty isnt comedy?
>>74651136
agitation propaganda I assume
>>74651089
mine now bud
>>74650986
want to fit in
black don't crack my nigga
ay nigga fa real
>>74651172
it is but the punchline wasn't in the clip you linked
>>74651174
just seems a bit redundant to reduce it like that
just say propoganda or it makes you look like a pillock
>>74651198
somma finna wanna crack pepper hahaah
>>74651198
*cracks whip*
alri
>>74651027
reeks of insecurity if you can't watch porn because /pol/ will say you are le cuck
there isn't too much good black qt porn so I take what I can get