/brit/

>>74647298
me in the painting

elsa jean

fuck anime

hate jews
hate niggers
hate frenchies

simple as

>>74647305
that person is a french citizen
quebec wants to separate from canada because the roc isn't left wing enough

Look at this comfy estate

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.427747,-2.6001943,3a,75y,249.29h,93.91t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sxwi4EolhpmWfXMPqiFf_ow!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>74647298
nice painting of maisie in the background

>>74647282
>>74647011


MORE LIKE MORGANE OGRE

>>74647321

Was only trying to bait you lmao

>>74647314
alri cuckyank

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The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake............

>>74647323
comfy as fuck

>>74647328
Or as the white man calls it, cornie.

why do brazilians love youtube

they watch youtube like people used to watch television

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off to work lads

>>74647347
Yeah who ever designed it did a really good job. I wish more new build estates were that good.

a single drone strike for every single Canadian poster in /brit/

>>74647352
los simpson ajajaajaksjaksak

>>74647346
why are you in mexico, just jump the border already whilst you still can

the wrong side won wwii

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Not seen the MexicANO in a while.....

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feet ladies

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Love Brits, Hong Kongers, Filipinos
Hate Aussies, Indians, Mainland Chinks
simple as

>>74647352
I really don't know mate, and the contend it's absolute garbage in general, besides 3 channels it's only shit for brainless teenagers

>>74647369
he has a visa that allows him to cross the border at will and his family is rich

>>74647361
>work
enjoy wasting hours to give pakis benefits

>>74647379
PLS have a penis

>>74647376
Thank God

>>74647379
source?

gonna have a hot milo me thinks lads haha

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Question for 90s fans: Which Sabrina was more fuckable? The 3DPD version, or the 2D incarnation?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12926878

>>74647376
if you ask him why he's so old and still not married he goes away for a bit

>>74647403
why are you wanking to milo? didn't he get outted as a nonce?

favela monkey

>>74647361
love this gimmick

>>74647394
>ywn fuck a traps feet
why live

fat redneck

>>74647407
personally I would fuck the 3d one whilst having an image of the 2d one up

google's down

>>74647469
4u

google just went orange

>>74647418
NEVER comment on hot milo

screen just went down

really want a gf with a nipple piercing

don't think i would like any of you IRL

>>74647492
really want a gf

>>74647499
>IRL
>implying we're not all just bots who post random twitter strings

>>74647518
haha sure

*walks off and forgets your name*

spagoogi

fuck northerners
fuck scotland
fuck ireland

simple as

CBA getting out of bed pls help

>>74647536
south west is best t.b.h

fuck yanks simple as

love pints

>>74647545
that's where my great-great grandmother was from, camborne - cornwall.

hello brother

fuck fenians
fuck ira
fuck catholics in general

simple as

whats up with that meme

>>74647581
just who are you? what do you do? are you employed?

>>74647560
>he's a cousin jack decendant
you better know how to make a pasty

>>74647581
you are not beto

fuck off

anyone remember the beto meme

>run a site and keep it running without dropping out

simple as

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anti semitic scumbags

twinks aren't gay t.bh

There has been a surge in anti-Semitic hate crime in Britain, with an average of more than three incidents in the country every day. The majority of those recorded relate to verbal abuse, hate mail, and graffiti, according to reports.

in my last year of high school I talked to this nice lad on the way to a school ski trip, he was pretty quite and nerdy, gave him an add on facebook and haven't spoken to him since

over the past 4 or so years he's progressively become more and more handsome and INCREDIBLY normie

how do you make it lads??

alt rightists are just MOSSAD controled fags

>>74647666
to become a normie you must watch slice of life & harem and other shit tier anime

goodnight cucks

>>74647666
just be yourself

simple as

>the yank actually sleeps
>he takes the sleep jew
ahahahaha

>>74647712
just like pints

alri lads?
Hate me job, but im leaving early today so its aokay

>>74647732
>he works
enjoy funding those jihadis

where do you have to be to get an EU flag? inside juncker's ass?

>>74647768>>74647768
>where do you have to be to get an EU flag? inside juncker's ass?
*says the yank as he slaps his cellulite swollen thigh and guffaws like a braying ass, his jowls wibbling and wobbling from his self sustained mirth*

well good morning

which jews do you consume lads?

I consume
>the nicotine jew
>the alcoholic jew
>various drug jews, administered up the shitpipe
>the university jew

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9 votes just fucked this province. Literally 9 fucking votes.

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when did the captcha become so based?

>>74647828
the 4chan jew

>>74647828
Orange. :D

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17 minutes til toil begins

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arse

>>74647828
doing the alcohol jew right now desu

>>74647869
Where you working lad?

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State of me

>>74647875
bit early innit

>people who use the N word unironically
Has this word ever been used against you? To dehumanize you? If you walked down the street would someone go up to you and spew that word to YOUR face because of YOUR skin color? I think the fuck not. And even if so, you look dumb as hell trying to justify this word in any way just because of the fucking context. I don't care if you think that it's dumb for people to not like a word that's been used to dehumanize them for years. The point is that it's still being used in ignorant ways today. The reason why some, not all, black people use it today is because they've tried to reclaim the word and give it a different meaning. I personally think it's still wrong considering how racist shits like you would try and use that as a reason for people who aren't black to use it. However, the entire point of them still using it is because they're the only ones who'd actually be called the word by alt-righters, Trump supporters, and your basic all around racists today. No one else would. Therefore, you don't have a right to reclaim it if it's never been something that you'd be able to claim in the first place.

might donate to a girl so she can get breast implants

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NINE VOTES

>>74647904
aren't these the people you want to win cause they'll tax the chinks?

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>>74647889

Office wage cuck

>>74647899
not if you haven't slept, lad

>>74647917
No that is another poster, think he fucked off. I posted this here hoping to spark a discussion with him but he has not responded to me.

11 minutes til my 12 hour shift lads

>>74647904
What the fuck kind of shithole doesn't even have a Conservative candidate?

Jesus christ BC

>>74647900
hello nigger!

>>74647945
BC Liberals are conservative, fucking Preston Manning endorsed them.

>>74647927
fair enough

what are you drinking?

>>74647924
Poor you.

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does the so-called german think trump will be impeached? i've noticed that many lefties seem to think he will be, even though he's done nothing wrong

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smoking a packet of b&h blue every day now

>>74647957
whisky, gonna stop now though, lad

Might watch Eurovision just in case there's another zero points. Think the last time we got it was when we went on a lads tour of the Middle East with the yanks, might even get minus points after voting to leave.

>>74647900
as if niggers could put that level of thought into why they use the word so much. they just do it because of a lack of actual vocabulary

yankistan is a corrupt 3rd world shithole

>ah yes, just stay out of 80% of the country and you'll be fine!

>>74647995
probably for the best

whisky is a bit shit anyway

>>74647900
>dehumanize
FOY

>>74647992
Started drastically increasing how much I smoke as my existential crisis has escalated.

Up to about 20-30 a day depending on how much sleep I get.

Can't really justify it at 10 pound a box.

dont engage the german

>>74647992
Go on rollies mate you'll save a fortune.

>>74648029
same, the price is killing me but I'm not really in a state to quit atm

>>74648022
>whisky is a bit shit
what do you drink then? Whisky is pretty good tb h

>>74647992
a tenner a day on a drug that essentially does nothing other than harm your health. state

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12a2t5CsIJP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12a2t5CsIJP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12a2t5CsIJP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12a2t5CsIJP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzx0HTCuydg

>>74648048
well, it's only shit if you don't like it of course. i just hate sweet tasting alcohol of all types so I usually drink lager or voddy.

dosn't it taste too sweet to you?

want a thong gf

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>>74648058
>does nothing

>>74648079
>whisky
>sweet

are your taste buds spasticated?

>>74648079
depends on the whisky I guess, I've never had any sweet tasting whisky

Want to get a haircut but don't want to talk to the women. Dread when she holds the mirror up close to ask how it is, and I see how ugly I am.

Got 10 .5mg of xanax here. Does it give you a buzz?

>>74648099
maybe they are

I don't have a problem drinking awful quality voddy straight and it tastes fine

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Anzu choke me with ur thighs

>>74648096
it literally does nothing. i'm a smoker myself. I do it because I like the throat hit and because I'm addicted and if I dont do it I crawl the walls. it's just habitualised addiction. at least when you drink alcohol you feel something

>>74648144
m a n
a
n

>>74648118
bet i'm way uglier than you

business idea:

>>74648126
southern comfort is not whisky mate. try a single malt cask scotch, it is far from sweet. i'm not a whisky fan, I like rum. but it is not sweet.

wtf Bjork is 51 years old. Thought she was like 20something

>>74648171
this tb h, even the cheapest of whiskys arent sweet at all

>>74648168
*invests*

>>74648146
I definitely feel it

make me more relaxed and if it's one of the first 5 a bit cold n the arms. maybe this is just placebo, but I also felt it when I tried a friends vaper.


>>74648171
I had some jack daniels recently and it tasted sweet to me

Quality film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYJBkfKtCvM

>>74648168
>>74648194
samefag

desperate stuff form the leaf

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qts walked past my flat

>>74648195
a lot of people mix coke with jack daniels

>>74648227
mate I think I can tell if someones put coke in my fucking bottle of JD, even when I'm off my head pissed

i hate women, but i think they are cute :s

>>74648222
did you at least take a pic to cum on later?

>>74648259
no that's pretty immoral

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>>74648220

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lauren 2bh

>>74648258
just fuck mexican traps then, simple as

i am not gay

>>74648099
I know you're talking about Scotch but Irish whiskey tends to be sweet. Sometimes too sweet to point where it's sickly.

wish i lived in britain over ten thousand years ago

can feel a shart brewing lads

not a good feeling

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>scotch

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>>74648279

>>74648312
Probably be very cold

business idea:

simple as

>>74648313
foy

>>74648324
pleb

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Anzu fucking kill me

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>mmm yes, cider is my preferred drink

the mexican is a virgin LOL

Trembles are back.

i am virgin and proud

>>74648324
>he doesn't drink scotch at 8am
ahahahaha

>>74648185
she's from the 90s what did you expect?

Just eeked out a firm poo lads

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>he doesn't start on the spirits after a few beers

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me on the right

>>74648397
hello nigger

why do they always serve each other drinks no matter the time of day in movies/shows where the setting is a corporate office?

Hello everyone

>>74648405
hello nigger

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>>he doesn't start on the spirits after a few beers

>ywn work in a corporate office and sip whisky at every meeting

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Anzu is so cute Why god do I gotta suffer?

>>74648428

get a tripcode

>>74648428
fuck off

do executives in large firms always have a table of alcohol sitting in their offices in real life

>>74648405
reported to the souther poverty law center

don't need no security
stones in my jewelry

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>>74648428
>>74648356
>>74648144

>>74648390
The Holy Spirit is intoxicating enough for me, thank you. :)

>asians make the best cars
lol 'white master race'

>>74648457
Good post

Fuck off you useless cunt

>>74648459
chang

>>74648428
wish janny would get rid of you
would pay janny satoshis for that one

>>74648459
alri grandma

>>74648459
too bad they can't drive them

>he doesn't have two beers then start punching spirits and premix girls drinks

wew

>>74648472
t. his car industry fell to the jap car industry

>he doesn't have a sip of a beer then get on to the ol' strongbow darkfruit

>>74648475
the more of Tim I see, the more I dont understand him
it's really high tier stuff because at first he comes across as just odd, then batty, then you wonder if it's a joke, then you see him do something off the wall batty that negates that, then you start to wonder if the man is on 12 levels of irony.. after that I give up

why does tim want to go to am*rica
he's going to get killed

>drinking alcohol

sign of a runt

>he doesn't drink
first sign of a weakling

>>74648495
yanks still have a car industry

aussies on the other hand...

>>74648505
>can't handle his liquor
sign of a runt actually

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>>drinking alcohol
>sign of a runt

>>74648514
could kick around your drunken arse for fun any day sunshine

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>>drinking alcohol
>sign of a runt

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>he's never gambled away his student allowance

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me when I post Anzu in the thread

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>>74648501

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>why yes, i drink cider

>>74648528
why is he dressed like a crusader?

>>74648515
t. his cars don't even have oil dipsticks

>>74648029
the price really is a killer, but its great when you change your jacket and you find lonf forgoten packet of smokes

having money is great

reading /r/asianmasculinity
pathetic bunch. not doing themselves any favours

>ask a girl out
>"Sorry, work is too stressy right now, plus it's the middle of the week"

The middle of the week is the best time to go out if you don't plan on getting shit faced

>>74648515
Ford Fiesta, number one automobile in the United Kingdom

Volkswagen Golf on the other hand...


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>>74648561
could say the same about this general

>>74648546
Beer is a disgusting invention. people only pretend to like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0

>>74648566
did you mean to post ascii art? what an embarassing post.

Mr. von Rompuy, would you like to come to my rented flat for a weekend?

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>cider? it's my favourite drink

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>>74648574

>>74648565
how's the friendzone feeling?

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>>74648558
>Europe

>>74648566
7 out of the top 10 cars in the UK are german ones though

(not that i even give a shit hahaha)

>embarassing
>he forgot the second r in embarrassing

slop back some more syrup gavin mcdonahue

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>(not that i even give a shit hahaha)

>>74648596
dumb frogposter

>>74648610
do dresden again

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>tfw being american

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>wake up
>slept on my arm and its numb

>>74648610
yes, but we're number 1, and that's all that matters Klaus

(not that i even give a shit, lol)

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>>74648626
there a problem with my choice of images?

>>74648632
dead hand gang mate

>>74648632
quick have a wank

>>74648632
Best to have a wank with your numb arm yeah

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>wake up
>slept on both of my arms and they're numb
>manage to hit myself in the face

if you pulled out a can of cider at a party i was at i would honestly kick you out

no gays allowed

>>74648651
>>74648648
>>74648643
>unironically trying to act as british as possible
would rather be hung from my bollocks

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A N Z U
A
N
Z
U

>>74648663
best looking trap

>AANZU

WHY WON'T YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF FOR GOOD YE!

>>74648631
lol look at that fat monkey!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12934145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12934145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12934145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12934145

need a hand here boys

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>>74648675
not a trap

marlow or high wycombe?

>>74648687
never open these things
fuck off and stop spamming them here, twat

>>74648691
proofs

>>74648687
>scrambles his eggs
Oh poor wittle baby, you need daddy to change your flat tire toooo???
What'szat? wipey wipey?

JR had jordan peterson on last night lads
think I'll give that a listen in work.
Lets say 3pm we all meet and discuss it?

>>74648660
it really depends on the cider. if it's some shitty fruit cider it's a girly drink. if some legend rocks up to the party with a 3L jug of farmhouse scrumpy, he should be rewarded handsomely.

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so tired
got to leave in 5 minutes

>>74648699
vile slug

>>74648695
high wycombe is a paki shithole

>>74648708
>/tv/jre/JordanPeterson958.mp4

>>74648720

doesn't look too bad in tim's videos

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> if some legend rocks up to the party with a 3L jug of farmhouse scrumpy, he should be rewarded handsomely.

>>74648711
what about pale ale?
It's a hipster thing sort of but i only drink shit lagers so i wouldnt know

you lads know any good jokes?

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wish i had a big penis

>>74648749
yeah, your face haha

>>74648749
you xDDDD

>>74648744
tim is trust fund tory who can afford to live in the good bit

>>74648687
scrambled eggs are super easy, lad. and it'll make you feel good the rest of the day to have a decent brekky

>>74648749
hard brexit

>>74648751
why

>>74648744
lot of stray cats

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>>74648751
u can have mine if u want lad

>>74648746
How the fuck is pale ale "hipster". Dumb yank.

>>74648781

maybe they're indoor/outdoor cats

>>74648768
fair enough

I guess it's scrambled eggs then

>>74648776
women would love it and want to be with me

>>74648751
dw black girls want white cock for the superior genes anyway, as long as you drink whisky you're fine

Have a large penis but it hasn't helped my life

The good ol' roommate keeps turning the heat on when it's +20 outside.
Starting to think I need a new one.

how does he afford all these new trinkets. les paul guitars, laptops, smartphones, cars, rented flats, bears. he can't be just living off the dole.

you cant be white if you have black hair

>>74648804
they wouldn't see it until they're already with you

>>74648794
oh i dont fucking know, it's always on the end shelf at the store and packaged and marketed weirdly, the sierra nevada at least is.

i don't drink often, sue me

>Have a large penis but it hasn't helped my life
abbos out

always bought 2 5l bottles of strongbow to parties

>>74648836
i know but you can just tell them you have a big penis and then theyll want to be with you

>>74648845
are you a student?

I am a Yank

>started wearing uvex glasses to help with my insomnia
>giving me an hallucination

>>74648842
>He missed out on the BWC genetics

>>74648849
Stop being intentionally stupid

>>74648861
ye
's cheap innit

>>74648845
wanker

whats the irl minimum for a penis to be considered big?

>>74648887
9 inches

>>74648887
5.5 inches

>>74648887
What height are you?

>>74648886
billy no mates

>>74648887
More than 7 inches

>>74648908
5'11"

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>belfast accents

>>74648887
what weight are you?

>>74648918
king of the manlets

im leaving when we hit bump limit
gimme a good ole FOY for escape velocity

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>>74648922
>belfast

I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and baked tatties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO JUMP BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows.
Late nights I'm up rollin' cones,
Tryin' to create the classics like The Rolling Stones.

I'm gettin' tapped like stolen phones,
Feelin' brittle though my bones 've grown,
Feelin' little like I'm home alone.
[unintelligible]
And blaze spliff after spliff and reminisce of when I ripped up the shows.
I'm the best, I'm like Robin Hood from cluckin' his bow.
And if I meet a wee sexy bitch then I'll be suckin' her toes,
And quite rightly! N-night-nighty.
Are ya ready for the b-bops [unintelligible rolled-D]?
You're not ready for the lyrical flows that I hold.
I'm a giant of old—trapped! within a modern mould!
I go deeper than a Leprechaun's pot of gold.

>>74648934
so am i
need to go to bed

>>74648934
>48934 ▶>>74648946
>im leaving when we hit bump limit
>gimme a good ole FOY for escape velocity
nah

>>74648925
15st

>>74648946
your timing has been impeccable tonight
proud 'a' ya'

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>>74648940
And I don't really give a flying fuck who wants to get involved,
I'm a problem you're never gonna solve.

You're never gonna SOLVE!
I'll eat your liver with sauce, and your fingers with vinegar and salts.
Maybe I was different and born upon lightnin' bolts.
Strike chords with a frightenin' force.
And every time a performance from [unintelligible] I endorse.
I feel like fightin' with no remorse,
Like I'm gettin' attacked under siege while I'm holdin' the fort.
Deadly cold like tags on toes in the morgue.
I live beyond my means, because I'm worth more than I can afford.
And it's funny how the facts of historical battles breed new wars.
You're politically deceived, bent over backwards.
Gettin' it in all fours. You're like a bunch of wee dirty whores
Puttin' on nine years, like you look 43 when you're 34s.
I'll be up the crack 'f dawn, up at early doors.
So night-nighty.
Are you ready for the b-bops [unintelligible]? You're not ready!
I speak the truth like my late Granny Barry,
I'm a manny, are ye ready for the smelly chicken tendies deep in my belly? You're not ready! You know why?
Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN SHELL BLAST.

>>74648887
5' 10"

>[unintelligle]

That's a good ole belfast accent for ya

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>>74648934
foy

why did yank germans and poles adapt pronunciations to english instead of just changing the w's to v's

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want to do something other than browse /brit/ but I'm too tired to do anything else
ah yes, that feeling

>>74649003
go shag your gf

*nods politely then walks away and talk to someone else*

>>74649003
JAJAJJJJAAAAA EL JUSTO XDXDDD1111

good morning my little lobsters

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*Worships Anzu*

>>74649032
alri mate

>>74649032
*follows you and attempts to initiate conversation*

>>74649038
*SNIBBITY SNAP :DDD*

>>74649060
>>74649060
>>74649060
>>74649060
new

>>74649049
>worshipping a guy
bit gay desu

>>74649020
not here now she's asleep
I did shag her recently and it didn't hurt her for the first time in months
>>74649032
*follows you* hey where are you going?

>>74649074
>I did shag her recently and it didn't hurt her for the first time in months
maybe your penis is shrinking or shes a whore