I could fucking deck every cunt ITT edition
hey
yanks in
>>74645917
>I could fucking deck every cunt ITT edition
FUCKING BRING IT ON YOU PETROL HUFFING BOGAN SCUM
bet cara would be very hairy if she didnt groom
is autismo yank also vocaroo yank?
FUCK tim
post kev
>>74645926
now you got me...
>>74645917
who was he threatening to punch?
so sophie turner is now a rorke and /our girl/?
>>74645948
freshie
this always makes me laugh desu
https://youtu.be/I1188GO4p1E
>>74645959
She was aways /ourgirl/
there's 4 people posting on facebook about how they want to get into the same class as me but the website isn't working
there's only 1 spot left
should i stay up and see if the website starts working whilst the normies go to bed?
or will tech support only get around to fixing it in the morning?
>>74645949
:3333 i'm getting a name now?!?!?! people remember me now?!?!?!? vocaroo yank. i like that
>>74645956
Elsa Jean
>>74645975
>not a natural blonde
dropped
What does get schwifty even mean
Tim has been getting very aggressive these past few days about Marcus Hausen
>>74645972
so you're not autismo yank?
>>74645994
commence intercourse
elsa is so perfect i want to marry her
>>74645994
log in to the 'ddit
>>74646003
nah, don't even know who that is desu i don't post here very much
*gets schwifty*
>>74645975
hasn't had enough black cock in her for my tastes :/
>>74645975
4/10 english girls are more beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE-4A1wC1F4
howling and screaming
>>74645971
pls respond
why are the kiwis so temperamental
>Light outside
Season power rankings are as such*:
1. Autumn (Fall)
2. Winter
3. Spring (Get up)
4. Summer
*Yank friendly
i dont really et what the problem is then. he rarely does it, doesn't seem to know he's doing it and you only take issue with it silently.
sounds like you've got an issue with grudges more than anything.
knuckling down and watching this 24 minute video that just got linked to /brit/
>>74645949
autismo yank isn't one person. some self admitted reddit browsing yank calls every american with even the slightest right wing view "autismo yank". I've been called it a couple times
>>74646023
this not even close to be funny
just shagged the gf and came on her face
pic related
>>74645971
don't care what you do sweaty x
>>74646053
'nce
thailad how do i run a script that automatically registers me for my course as soon as it opens?
theres no reason why i cant have a gf as good looking as elsa jean
>>74646053
send more
>>74646074
You're a fat slovenly waste of space
>>74646035
i don't get it
>>74646078
Fuck, what's with the anger?
i'm coming to your island
i hope you lads are ready
>>74646098
love that mouth and button nose
>>74646106
no thanks
please reconsider
voted for a far left party to crash the bc housing market today and it looks like they might win hahaha
did not expect that
>>74646103
I say what I like and I bloody well like what I say
>>74646106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P35H0fPTNY
>>74646126
yeah mate its all your fault
>>74646126
isn't it a gook? win/win for the globalists
swiping my leccy card like kaiba
>>74645969
Literal Goddess
>>74646122
it's only a temporary visit of a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZkzcm7ubQg
tune 2bh
whilst it indicates the end of dubstep, it's real, u get me
>>74646142
bc liberals (who are actually right wing) are the party of millionaire gooks
i voted for the ndp, incompetent socialists who will tax the shit out them.
>>74646153
alri cucklad
actually me
>>74646162
Do NOT call me that
>>74646164
what's a dab?
>>74646164
dude weed lmao my skin green like dude week lmao
how do i use scripts i download from github
>>74646174
>>74646174
it's high concentrated hash oil iirc. i smoked one once and literally couldn't move for 2 and a half hours. it was fucking awesome
>>74646173
t. in love with the poster girl for BLACKED
>>74646182
greasemonkey or tampermonkey
>>74646182
e-mail techtipz with the source code binary as text files attached
>>74646182
TamperMonkey
>>74646182
be yourself
>>74646174
you heat a kind of bowl (nail) with a torch and then dab concentrate on it and it vaporizes so you can inhale it through a bong
>>74646224
ah i see. thanks
Anthropometric was sad that his fursona costume ripped, so his parents booked him a 4 hour yiffing session
never realised how much cool stuff is on the chrome store
>>74646219
I'm actually disgusted just by looking at her. I don't know why. I don't even hate black people.
white light/white heat is the best TVU album
just read a stereotypically canadian post
having a stroke because of it i think
>>74646235
what do black people have to do with some blonde model?
upstairs neighbour is an absolute qt
>>74646244
I like Canadians. They're nicer than Yanks.
>>74646164
>>74646174
>>74646224
>>74646235
She is shit tier white.
Typical pig nose Scandinavian, round head with that cleft jaw.
She is not attractive at all and that blacked video ruins any residuals I had for her after all of that.
just read a yank post
still trying to get the smell out
Furries are so fucking weird
>>74646256
I guess you really just didn't want those grapes to begin with
>>74646252
closed at the beer
disgusting boomers were the end of civilization
the first open degenerates and drug users
>>74646248
Visit her with a pizza in hands...
next premier of BC hates the rich, hates foren buyers, hates pipelines. loves pints and affordable housing simple as
>>74646256
can guarantee you'll never fuck a girl that hot in your life
Doctor was meant to text me my bloodtest results but I didn't know my own number when she asked was it the right one so I just said yes. She seemed pretty surprised that I was getting worse.
May have dropped the ball there a bit.
>>74646252
youre supposed to do the shot last otherwise the beer acts as a chaser
>>74646256
t. angry virgin
> - Copy.jpg
>She is shit tier white.
>Typical pig nose Scandinavian, round head with that cleft jaw.
>She is not attractive at all and that blacked video ruins any residuals I had for her after all of that.
Which Sabrina was more fuckable? The 3DPD version, or the 2D version?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12926878
have got two three hour lectures a week
at least there's a smoke break in the middle
>>74646307
What point is this image trying to prove
>>74646304
One on the right ruins it
She obviously looks much older, not quite as qt
>>74646256
>>74646286
What the fuck is so special about her? The bleached hair, the manly jaw, the upturned test tube nose, the small tits and skinny legs?
She is quintessential bimbo tier, pump and dump type of slut.
Lads is it a bad idea to lose my virginity to a prostitute
>>74646315
would sooner fuck salem
love energy drinks
love cheetos
love vidya
hate women
hate vegetables
hate noobs
not racist, just don't like em simple as
>>74646331
how old are you?
>>74646315
I remember when she gained loads of weight.
Anyway Clarissa is the patrish answer.
>>74646331
backpage got shut down so you're screwed.
just go find a friendly fatty. if they are the well constituted type, it's actually a fun time.
>What the fuck is so special about her? The bleached hair, the manly jaw, the upturned test tube nose, the small tits and skinny legs?
>She is quintessential bimbo tier, pump and dump type of slut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22X5X49VhM
>>74646341
look at that firm grasp and manly forearms
such a chad
>>74646326
shes gorgeous and youre just a fat virgin
>>74646349
absolute classic, this is on the synth playlist for past few years
Tommy Cruis'n 89 up next
>>74646336
19
>>74646344
I abhor fatties
wish tim would roll over and die
This entire fucking thread over a blacked whore.
2 tabs of acid and the Joe Rogan Experience
Lads what job can you do that involves minimal hours, no interaction with anyone and pays reasonably well?
My current job as professional lotto winner isn't panning out.
>>74646387
una vela
>>74646391
Cleaner
Anzu please spit on me
>whiteknightpro.png
>This entire fucking thread over a blacked whore.
>>74646367
you're still young. i'm 23 and a kv. you've still got a few years. instead of paying a whore to ride you, i'd recommend getting into shape, joining an acting class to learn how to be less socially awkward, start going out, and then get some real pussy
2bh i would've already lost my virginity 6 months but i had a hepc scare and didn't want to risk spreading it to someone else. but i've got a clean seal of approval now, so i'm back in the game.
good luck, you don't need a prostitute, you just need some good direction in life.
>>74646391
bartender
>>74646341
Christy Clark (BC Premier) convinces men to vote for her with her tits.
It may not have worked this time.
IMAGINE this lad obsessed with some rancid coalburner
imagine going to vietnam and spending most of the day on /brit/
>>74646377
Did you really just type that out?
>IMAGINE this lad obsessed with some rancid coalburner
>>74646418
need to keep doing things constantly for another 5 hours cant fall asleep needs must
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when we lost a war to slope headed rice farmers
>>74646426
LOL!
>>74646432
This is the /brit/ general, American history is not relevant.
me irl
>>74646426
All those chicas he's force marching back to Mehico.
post more elsa
>>74646453
i find this avg. white teen slut much hotter than 'elsa'
>>74646452
trump is just a fraud like the other presidents
YEET YEET YEET
>>74646442
fox and the grapes
cat and the milk
ehn, wats'a'diff'rence, eh?
ashamed of that other kiwi writing that racist diatribe in the name of cheap tawdry yuks
>>74646403
>i'm still a kissless virgin but this is what you do to lose your virginity
>>74646509
me pushing out a big poo on my wall toilet
>>74646453
cucklad finally reveals why he's so in love with elsa
ded thred
fuck off you fick pafetic kangawoo fucking wetard
yanks killed the thread
>>74646493
wasn't me
>>74646580
Oceania brought the death, we just fed the fire.
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
What's the minimum amount of time to let your body build up the maximum amount of testosterone through withholding ejaculation? 4-5 days? Anyone have that chart from /fit/?
>>74646493
>tawdry
ummm...use words I know please (:
4chan is really slow atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesPXO49Wr0
gf just sent me this
says i have to bring her father 5 turk scalps if i want to marry her, as is tradition
>>74646631
You can maximize gains more if you eat it.
Anzu
>>74646631
wanking doesn't cut testosterone levels unless you wank an obscene amount
>>74646649
another one of my bad habits rationalized
now just gotta justify eating 4000 cal a day
have been known to wank once every hour for days on end
sort it out gookmoot for CHRISTS sake
>>74646658
How much is obscene
How much is a pint of bull semen going for these days lads?
£4,500?
>>74646649
Not doin that, the thought of swallowing anything that comes out of me is disgusting
There is something called inejaculation where you push on your perineum to keep the semen part out but sperm is filled with testosterone
>>74646658
[citation]? From what I've read, gains and fatigue have correlated pretty directly with chronic masturbation
ah yes a bro science thread
Christ this aussie girl is painfully retarded but she obviously wants to get together
met her and got her number, but she literally just replies with single words
shit like "loool "haaaaa" "heyyyy" and that's it.
I was ignoring her but she keeps sending basic shit like this to me
might just ask her to meet this weekend and get it over with, I know she has weed so that might make it worthwhile.
>>74646640
We're at the climbing gym
anyone else /drunk/
>>74646686
>There is something called inejaculation where you push on your perineum to keep the semen part out but sperm is filled with testosterone
You could get the same results with a cock up your arse I bet.
How does progressive rock seem so popular and unknown at the same time? Moody Blues, Supertramp, Electric Light, Emerson, Bread, all successful bands that toured with no ground level recognition or fame.
>>74646738
degenerate
>>74646743
good post
Is it normal to need to pee after wanking
>>74646714
bang her and then run way (fugueta e mete o pé)
>>74646753
>he doesn't drink
underage b&
>>74646743
>You could get the same results with a cock up your arse I bet.
I think the AIDS would offset your gains though, bruh.
>>74646653
>the fiat 124 spider isn't as popular as the miata
why is this a thing
karen looks sexy
>>74646714
Stop using vietnamese proxy, unless you're from cabramatta and gone back to dongland.
>>74646762
Can't be negative if you want to make gains lad. :)
>>74646686
>>74646680
doing it once or twice a day even is not excessive, even if you do it like 5+ times a day there are zero real medical drawbacks beyond a sore willy for some time after and maybe dehydration.
if anything its far more healthy to wank regularly than not to. it ensures you always have fresh sperm production and that your sperm is healthy, as well as that your "tubes" are clean and not getting clogged up with old sperm residue.
nofap is stupid reddit bullshit spouting religious propaganda from 120 years ago
>>74646767
Because european cars aren't as reliable and then they cost a lot more to maintain.
>>74646792
its literally the same car but with an italian badge
>>74646781
is it weird wanking in a foreign environment? did your lil fella get shy?
>nofap is stupid reddit bullshit spouting religious propaganda from 120 years ago
most valuable thing you lads have broken while sperging out?
>belted me laptop a while back
Lads I want to get into politics but don't know want ideology to follow, I like aesthetics though.
I crashed my moped yesterday and one of my mirrors fell off, and the other one is broken.
wish I had a vespa but they're too expensive
>>74646798
Then it cost a lot more maintain and buy initially, who in their right minds would want to pay more just because of a badge? But you're right, lots of idiots would buy european cars just for the badge...
>>74646781
what if I just want to get the ultimate feeling of unleashing it all after a months wait
>>74646781
>doing it once or twice a day even is not excessive, even if you do it like 5+ times a day there are zero real medical drawbacks beyond a sore willy for some time after and maybe dehydration.
I've never heard anything but the opposite and I would not be open to thinking otherwise unless some solid evidence was presented given the nutrient contents of an average ejaculate.
>if anything its far more healthy to wank regularly than not to. it ensures you always have fresh sperm production and that your sperm is healthy, as well as that your "tubes" are clean and not getting clogged up with old sperm residue.
Okay, sorry but this part is fraught with some unprovable assertions like "clogged up with old sperm residue" that really does sound like some bro science shit and I've never heard of such a thing. I agree that sex preferably but also fapping a couple times a week is perfectly fine but I'm looking for the maximum period for the most testosterone. There was a chart floating around /fit/ a couple years ago about testosterone levels peaking at the 4-5th day then going down (I think). Can't find it.
>nofap is stupid reddit bullshit spouting religious propaganda from 120 years ago
Agreed.
>>74646826
its cheaper than a miata
>>74646818
Vespa it`s only expensive if it`s the Italian one, buy one from India (they produced under Vespa license, so it`s not that bad)
>>74646811
broke 2 gameboy SPs and a DS lite because I raged at losing at games over and over. I twisted the screens back so far that they broke off
also broke a mouse because I got a bad grade and swung it around by the chord and bashed it on my desk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74646851
autistic as fuck
>>74646833
the /fit/ thing is that it peaks around day 6 and then declines again day 7
REALLY
>>74646802
I've only wanked twice since I've been here honestly
>>74646832
you produce more sperm when you wank regularly and eat a porn star diet.
when I was taking zinc, eating bananas, celery and pineapples, leafy greens and lots of meat I could cum buckets and shoot far because of kegels
>>74646864
it is psychological torture as a kid to lose on the same level over and over again for weeks on end
Screen just went orange
>>74646866
Yeah that sounds right as well.
I have pretty good test. levels so around day four i start cruising pof and tinder and other slut havens but for the first time in my life I'm actually trying to get ripped but also put on a little bit of mass this time around.
>>74646869
autism
really nice
Screen just went blue
>Lads I want to get into politics but don't know want ideology to follow, I like aesthetics though.
>>74646826
>>74646838
The new Miata it's only about the badge, that shit it's not even similar with the Miata concept and it's a fucking fiat
29 yr old single dad here
will /brit/ accept me?
>>74646886
one of my faves
>>74646873
why would I need more sperm if i'm just wanking
>>74646761
It's Tuesday night and we have responsibilities
>>74646913
Do you like maids?
Jonesin for a vape
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! hah
>>74646926
>he works
ahahahahahahaha
>>74646913
application denied
>>74646873
why don't you just pay 5 dollars for a chinky to suck you off
>>74646919
have you tried wanking but with another person?
its more fun like that, that's why I was training to do big cummies
>>74646934
At least I dont do it for free!
*returns to cuckshed*
>>74646948
extremely gay
>>74646945
because I've just met girls around or on tinder and gone out with them.
its nice because it doesn't cost me much since I use the excuse that I'm new here so they pay for me.
Birdcucks won't shut up
>>74645969
>>74646152
Reddit: The Show
>have you tried wanking but with another person?
>person
Huh its like youre suggesting more than one gender could be involved
>>74646886
Good lad
>>74646907
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>74646970
can be a person with the same gender...
>>74646963
*squawks loudly outside your window*
>Lib (sane party) 42 seats
>NDP (socialists) 42
>Green 3
BC is fucking F I N I S H E D
>>74646934
>>74646965
freshcunt
>Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
>really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>74646948
I have but wouldn't it be more productive to just give them the in and out?
>some random monkey out of the blue/orange
>>74646990
>a non transitioned tranny could win a seat
>>74647011
What the fuck is that
>>74646990
>and you'll still be shit at the hockey
>>74646970
I'd prefer if two genders were involved but I know there are lots of benders ITT
>>74647026
austin powers in drag
>>74647011
looks like a gay john oliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rcQODLA2Ps
>>74647011
What the fuck is this Mike Myers
>>74647011
there are days when I can't think of anything but what kind of insanity will be normalized by the time I'm an old man.
There really isnt much left either
>>74646990
I thought NDP were winning because they wanted to tax the Chinese?
>>74647032
Gender is a social construct.
morning lads
opus dei
>>74647063
Hola
>>74647044
A measly 2%, and everything else about them is complete and utter shit. Don't think for one minute they won't be in the Chink's pockets.
Greens wanted 30%, Greens hold the balance of power.
got called a dumb wagie in target
>>74647063
shut up and post Brendan like a good wagie
this is a very sexy girl
>>74647011
>receding hairline
>looks like Mike Myers with a chronic wasting disease
>that intense stare
Lads who wants to leave the decadent 21st century behind and start a village in the Russian Far East
>>74647032
nothing gay about pretending its a girl, lad
thoughts on Lille, France lads?
simple as
Pick your future. Hong Kong or Venezuela?
>>74647085
france in general is fucked, at least we got brexit
>>74647099
you're on fire tonight
>>74647080
>glasses
dropped, terrible genes
love pakis and am a racist, simple as
>>74647105
hmm yes but I'm between studying in Paris, Lille, or Leeds and France is cheaper, sunnier and more exciting with more French girls and such
>>74647085
AS far as i know is full of Belgians, it even look like more Belgium than France, thats means it's a comfy place
wish i didn't live with my parents so i could smoke inside
>>74647141
but then you have to deal with the frenchies
>>74647141
stay home instead
just ordered me mum a Kroger's gift card
love pakis
love islam
love mosques
simple as
If Vancouver was still 95% British it would be the greatest city on earth.
>>74647127
Why would you pick the worst group to love. Pakis are worse than niggers.
>>74647153
you don't want to start doing that lad. no one wants a stale smoke smelling house
>>74647168
MUH
>>74647179
it's not like i would ever have company anyway
>>74647141
Do you speak French?
>>74647153
>smoking
Enjoy your emphysema and shit cardio RUNTOID. I quit smoking once Drumpf got elected in case I ever have to run from Drumpfist paramilitaries
>>74647153
good luck trying to sell your smokey smelling house. you cannot fully get rid of it
>>74647169
pakis are niggers desu senpai
Bring back the Soviet Union
GUCCI ON MY SHIRT
GUCCI ON MY HOES, NIGGA
hate pakis
hate islam
simple as
>>74647197
>you'll never be able to sieze the means of reproduction from a girl
trump fired fbi chief as a cover up lads
>>74647205
Based Brazilian
>>74647153
enjoy your small cell lung cancer and brain mets
>>74647156
my blonde hair and blue eyes will place me as the superior specimen and so they WILL give me the respect i deserve OR I shall strike them down with my hands that god and her majesty granted me
>>74647157
shut the
FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
>>74647208
bet the reddit drones will eat it all up desu
do Indians count as pakis
>>74647189
makes your clothes smell like shit too so even when you're out anyone who comes near knows you're a pikey with a foul smelling home
>>74647205
based nigger with a maga hat
>>74647218
all you have to do is show them the superior anglo cock and they will obey
>>74647208
>here's everything the BBC knows so far
>>74647236
no. indians are hindus, pakistanis are muslims. that's why pakistan and bangladesh separated in the first place, and why there continues to be violent conflict to this day.
>>74646838
Same article said mx5 start at $32,000
love america
love being rich
love my daughter
hate muslims and mexicans
simple as
>>74647254
Dude this is a Abarth version...
>>74647260
how old is your daughter?
>>74647240
also destroys computers and such
new thread pls
>>74647240
>leaving the house
that is something i don't do and if i lived on my own i would only ever leave to go get food
>>74647026
>>74647034
>>74647036
>>74647039
>>74647081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJS2GL7DHPg
>>74647265
old enough to know america is 56% "white"
:(
love casey neistat
love drones
hate aussie youtubers
simple as
>>74647282
English speaking canada is shit. Just give it all the Quebec
>>74647288
That's more white than my heritage
>tfw bringing the USA down from the inside-out
>>74647309
more white than the frenches at this point desu