/brit/

>>74644286
TERRORISTS

>>74644286
Good lad.

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anime

HOW'S THE LADS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICG0MuzEYzw [Embed]

guns dont kill people rappers do

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>>74644274
>True Detective
surprised, thought /tv/ would've hated it
>>movie genre?
Star Wars prequels
kek, good shout

hate neil de grasse tyson

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Tried to reset my sleep schedule
Fell asleep at 11 and woke up at 2:30

fucking love bill nye

just found out you can open threads in new tabs by clicking down on the thread with the wheel on your mouse

life changing discovery

why is Marina And The Diamonds so popular

>>74644351
you can do that with any link you spacker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwld86XndSY

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>>74644350

>>74644370
would do sex with her

>>74644286
>>74644313
>Yank ireboos
"cringe"

>>74644348
this is a feel I know all too well
i'm guessing the tylenol 3 or Meltaonin not working at this point?

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xth post for Anzu

>>74644381
>her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvuxYxmlfrc

Cwmbran

>>74644385
my heritage nothing but heavy native briton/irish genes
big boney skulls and pale skin

>>74644385

i'm irish desu

>>74644387
Reporting you for spam now

>>74644363
haha interesting mate

*walks away and makes fun of you to a group of qts*

*you hear audible laughter and all of us grinning at you*

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Why do new worlders post here still

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>>74644341

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why does the horizon not obscure the view behind it, lads?

>>74644405
best pair of tits on a lad I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VFvQ6LYer4

waitrose

Someone told me that Wednesday 'isn't a good day to go out because it's the middle of the week'

Discarded the statement and lowered my opinion of said person

>74644410
>74644411
saw this coming a mile away
how does a nation of over 300million all collectively wind up being nothing but wastes

>>74644425
h isn't second

huey released

>>74644425
really don't understand this

>>74644419
Is this a pic for grasshoppers?

>>74644431
>lad

>>74644425
reddit incarnate desu

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>greatest empire couldn't hold onto the little island next-door

>>74644425
Surely the alphabet in alphabetical order... is just ...the alphabet...

the yank is still talking about reddit, a day later after accusing me of talking about reddit, after he calling a song i posted reddit

howling

>>74644442
irish intermarrying with the original anglos was inevitable, especially the south
It's not like I want to make 'aaliyah' back to ireland and start up an organic farmers' co-op...

>>74644489
>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded

>>74644475
dont tell that to neil degrasse tyson

>>74644490
>It's not like I want to make 'aaliyah' back to ireland
wonder if any yanks hae done this

>>74644489
that was me and I haven't talked about reddit today
you're still reddit though

>>74644475
This post supported by institutional racism.
#IFuckingLoveScience #DontYou

>>74644508
great film called 'the quiet man' deals with such

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.. Dab Dungeon picture 9 May 2017 ...

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>>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded

>>74644538
Ab-so-lutely Canadian. Mapleniggers everyone.

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>Your entire existence as a brit is chronological decline of you empire.

>>74644538
big fan of that coffee table

>A man who argued he had not committed a crime by infecting his partner with HIV has lost a High Court battle to erase the charges against him.
ah yes
so-called homosexuals

>>74644509
>>74644517
>>74644533
>>74644538
>>74644542
>>74644553
>>>/cum/

what are all the different yanks on here, i know;

football yank
cat yank
liam
autismo yank
corbyn yank

or are they all the same

>>74644538
hate smoking from bongs desu

used to think it was a good way to save weed but smoking joints is so much more enjoyable

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Write im going back to bed

This thread is silly

>>74644566
Me in the radical centre

>>74644570
it's for wax

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>>74644566
canada yank

>>74644563
>>>/aus+nz/ and /baltz/
Shoo shoo sheepy poo

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>>74644538
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

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>>74644370

Eating a bag of doritos

>>74644573
Right***


I really am sleep deprived

>>74644593
we were just playing mario party on gamecube
i won

>>74644538
>camo trousers
bellowing

*holds a redshell behind me while everyone else speeds ahead*
*fires it the moment you pass me*
heh.... shouldve been content with 9th, kiddo....

getting eaten by a fat british bastard atm

>>74644557
whoa whoa is this a .gif for squirrels?
felt my heart rate skyrocket after watching this

>>74644570
blunts are the best desu

weed is absolutely reddit

>>74644607
What character were you

softmodding my wii

>>74644636
(((waluigi)))

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>cannabis
>nintendo
cannot think of anything more reddit

>>74644469
we kept the bit we wanted

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>anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>74644566
MENTIONED

>Hitler's all-conquering stormtroopers 'felt invincible because of crystal meth-style drug Pervitin'
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/hitlers-all-conquering-stormtroopers-felt-invincible-because-of-crystal-meth-style-drug-pervitin-10499087.html
>Panzerschokolade
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/crystal-meth-origins-link-back-to-nazi-germany-and-world-war-ii-a-901755.html

doing a read

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>blunts are the best desu

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Anzu is my life

>>74644656
me posting about the cuckio meme on christmas eve and christmas day

Screen just went orange

britain's banks are going to go to france now that macron is going to turn them neoliberal

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>>74644286
>inb4 "they're not the IRA!!!!!!!"

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>tfw all my friends at my uni smoke weed all the time, browse reddit, loves Rick and Morty and do STEM degrees

to be fair my mate was excited our flat's tv had reddit and morty on demand

>>74644672
hello liam

>>74644656
all me
>>74644682
>STEM degrees
peak reddit

>>74644669
you can always tell when you're dealing with some terrible people by whether or not they are standing in front of cinder blocks

>>74644286
>IRA edition
can somebody post the "seamus get the fertilizer" pic?

>>74644686
alri

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went to scotland for four days. every girl looked like jay leno. only the tourist grills were ok. fucking inbreds.

really wish I could enjoy anime, video games, movies, tv, and all the shit like that. life is so boring and empty

>>74644638
Good lad, used to always go him and Wario back playing the ol' Mario kart double dash

waluigi and wario are the telltale sign of a gigarunt
a healthy specimen who prides himself on playing as not just one but both of them could fetch a few hundred dollars at market

redpill me on liam

>>74644566
>corbyn yank

Who

>>74644764
vocaroo this

>>74644768
he posts pictures of corbyn a lot

>>74644765
What do you want to know?

>>74644765
rorke living in the midwest who invented the 'anyone remember the cuckio meme' and 'hello nigger' gimmicks

>>74644789
Can't say I've noticed him

>This semester we will undertake a critical examination of sample works from a wide range of
national cinemas, including Israel, Iran, Egypt, Turkey, Britain and the USA. Although our
primary emphasis will be on 21st century cinema, we will also explore some of the historical
contexts of contemporary cinema along with the basics of film grammar. Additionally, we will
look at the creative impact of women directors on the contemporary scene along with the
vitality of documentary expression in recent years.

should i take this course

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>tfw too lazy to learn spanish

>>74644794
he also posts the photo of his bumhole with the eye

>>74644794
>rorke
wong
>living in the midwest
wrong
>invented the 'anyone remember the cuckio meme' and 'hello nigger' gimmicks
correct, among others
>>74644814
correct

This is a very fickle and faithless generation.

>>74644819
where do you live lad
are you the detroit one

>>74644819
you dont live in the deep south liam your accent makes that very clear

>tfw i have no distinct identity besides being falsely identified as autismo yank or liam (these people are the same though arent they)
I am the yank that posts he more than any other likely.

i am in fact the preeminent gimmique creator of /brit/
if you see a gimmique sprout up its most likely come from me

any fans of rap here?

>>74644855
if you're the comedic australian then you are a genuinely good poster/lad

i created the tim gimmick, not to brag desu

>>74644865
thanks

im the white nigger pumping the ASO acronym gimmick

>>74644845
>>74644852
I wasn't born here, as I've said, and neither are my parents, but I do live in the deep south in a city that is ~50% black

>comedic australian
dont know what was meant by this

>>74644883
birmingham

don't like work, don't like being at home either, and i almost want to go to work after more than two days of doing nothing. my home life is vile. sad that it wouldnt be so bad if i could play video games.

>>74644883
shitting hell, i could not imagine living in a city that is 50% black

love pints

>>74644905
It's higher than that actually, especially in the area I live in

>>74644887
Phimo talking about his dick again

Feel like talking about race related issues

>>74644887

think he was talking about me

I make A LOT of good posts and have created multiple gimmicks

also have multiple /brit/ personalities as facebook friends

time for bed
night lads

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Did you have many friends at school
I didn't

>>74644912
I mean I came across a nigger speeding down the road with his windows down blaring rap music tonight as I was walking home from work and it genuinely made my heart jump. I thought he was going to run into me. Not racist just do not like them.

>>74644932
do you have thailad? dox him

>>74644934
Was basically a failed normie and loser acquaintance of many normal people.

>>74644932

alri ed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mgqbai3fKo

>>74644934
yes i did

was a turbonormie until about 23

now i'm the most abnormie here no doubt

>>74644932
that you ed

>>74644932
am i considered a brit personality?

pisses me right off the amount of entitlement kiwis think they have when they move here
the government is making some changes to citizenship requirements and theyre all bleating on about how hard done by they are despite them really never needing citizenship since weve already got that transtasman travel agreement thing going and a bunch of other reciprocal agreements covering everything else
were essentially the same country for all intents and purposes and they still whinge
need to deport the lot of them

>>74644934

I was friendly with everyone but didn't have any very close friends.

Had friends in primary school though.

poached eggs are the best eggs. little bit of pepper on top, done. don't see the sense in having them any other way.

>>74644943
I hear dindus doin nuffin outside my window all the time on the weekend. I don't go outside much so I'm okay and the campus I live in is like 90% white/asian

>>74644983
shan't

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Found Greater London's house lads

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>>74644934
I was kinda odd. I was on good terms with most groups, but didn't really fit into any of them.

>>74644934
looking back i would class myself as that obviously autistic kid who tried to be friends with everyone and everyone would kind of tolerate but never truly become friends with
no selfawareness
would happily go back to it though, much better than being conciously aware of your failings

>>74644944
thailad is quite careful about being doxxed

>>74644951
>>74644970
NOT ed

>>74644979
hello liam

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Looked up the school which the girl who died at Drayton Manor was attending

What a fucking relief that was

>>74645028
that's not me ;/

>>74644934
No. Was never really able to interact with people because I'm a fucking retard so I just avoided as much exposure as possible to others.

I'm even more of a retard now so I'm just going to give up on trying.

>>74644934
My only friend was this one girl who did Computing for some reason and walked the same way home from school
She was really popular so I didn't really hang out with her much though

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/862081015522766848

is it time for satoshi nakamoto to dump all 1 million of his coins yet?

>>74644983
issue is that australia makes it harder for nz citizens to become australian citizens for that exact reason, then put on restrictions or impositions like they aren't trying to become citizens. there's that stuff regarding NZ having to pay full fee internation for uni while making it harder for them to become citizens which is dumb.

either make it easier for them to become citizens, or reduce penalty to them based upon how long they've been here.

>>74645038
can usually spot /brit/ personalities from a mile away but you're not giving me enough to work with my son

nz is quite poor compared to australia
bit unfortunate

So when all the brits are asleep, all the JFs get together in "/brit/" to discuss which of them is most well known?

interesting.

>>74644934
yeah i had a few
since i left school, had no friends

>>74644983
I remember watching an Aussie trucking show where one of the lads who looked like a complete stereotypical hardy nutjob hated one of the Kiwi lads who was always trying to wind him up.

Rest of the show was shit apart from that.

>>74645072
Everyone in new Zealand should be sent to labour camps across the commonwealth

>>74645052
I remember when you could get a good 0.5 a day from filling in surveys online

Only saved about 10 then i got bored. Lost the wallet a few months later after my dad sold my laptop.

Quite regret it now.

>>74645072
just move to meme city lad

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>>74645028
>hello liam
i am the yank that reposts a lot of classic vocaroos. also pic related is my /brit/ shitpost folder. see if you recognise any of those.

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>>74645052
I so so so want one more decent dip so I can get in.

I've been dumping my paltry salary into car payments and Ethereum right now and I'm at the point where I know if I don't get in with the BTC at any time I could be left out

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/860723044909801473

>>74645081
we are hard working, simple folk :)

>>74645091
Brisbane always gets shat on by other Australians but it makes any NZ """""city"""""" seem like a third world village, it's not fair

>>74645091
this desu or gc

imagine taking pride in having an identifiable """personallity""" on 4Chan
does there exist a sadder excuse for a man? i think not

Why is NZ not a part of Australia or at least in some kind of union with them? Is it simply because of geographical distance? Their independence makes about as much sense as Newfoundland being its own country, and even in the case of NFLD there's a much different culture there than the rest of country.

>>74645122
yes we get it you're accent is slightly different to other Canadians, no need to prattle on about it ever thread

>>74645099
Kek

>>74645096
any rare turtles?

post cancerlads vocaroos if you have em

>>74645133
I'm not a Newfie.

Why is NZ its own country?

>>74645112
the only people that hang shit on brisbane are runts from sydney and melbourne who are completely delusional as to the worth of their city in a global sense.

Sorry, Lao Dang, black people aren't allowed to be shot
Enjoy your jail cell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiUoHKz31rU

>>74645096
post "invasion"

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>>74645112
cant you move here? thought we let in kiwis

>>74645152
Brisbane is really nice aside from the heat, I remember there was an artificial beach in the middle of the city
never been to other australian cities so I can't really compare though

>>74645162
yes but it's harder than it used to be I think

>>74645112
was reading a thread on the 'dit a while ago about some RNZN bloke visiting brisbane and thinking it looked like tokyo
howled a good bit
>>74645122
they were officially part of new south wales until the 1850s or something
they remain independent out of their own stubbornness, not ours

i am by far the best known american /brit/ poster

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>>74645015
>everyone and everyone would kind of tolerate but never truly become friends
Don't know why this has always been me. I have always been a gag friend, and I hardly hung out with anyone.

Listening to the Black Eyed Peas

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Anzu please break me

>>74645175
>I remember there was an artificial beach in the middle of the city

SOUTH BANK
O
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T
H

B
A
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K

https://twitter.com/liberalism_txt

big fan of this

>>74645195
what is this 2005?

>>74645098

poor investment choice, the price of bitcoin can fall just as easily as it has risen.

>>74645137
he made vocaroos? lets hear?

>>74645176
Surely it would make things easier for the citizens of both countries, especially with regards to trade and defence. You could maintain your rivalry and they could have a degree of autonomy.

>>74645118

as brad pitt in the blockbuster spartacus once said, 'thats why no one will remember your name'

>>74645221
>your rivalry
kek what

>>74645219
didn't save them

think he posted most of them on /cric/ anyway. might ask him on facey

working on a macron and trudeau sexual fanfic lads

>>74645221
>You could maintain your rivalry

it would not be the same at all

anyone wanna tuck me in

>>74645231
Do you not make jokes about each other, especially when it comes to sports?

>>74645221
dont think you understand just how integrated we already are lad. trade, defence, travel, studying, theres practically no discernable barrier
i said it earlier, for all intents and purposes we are literally just one country at this point

>>74645250
*does you in*

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>>74645216
>poor investment choice, the price of bitcoin can fall just as easily as it has risen.

yeah maybe short term whale pump and dumps but so far it has done nothing but rebound intensively

>>74645253
Interesting, thanks

>>74645221

there's extremely close political, immigration and trade links

I could become a permanent resident next of nz next week if I wanted

don't think the kiwis should join us anyway. they have their only comfy identify and culture and that

>>74645239
he did a few pavement covers iirc
he's a few sammies short of a picnic desu

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>>74645216
ahhh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZ8zDpX2Mg

>nz culture
ah yes
"were australian but we says some words differently"

>>74645285
>rugby racing and beer
>culture
loving every laugh, we're just australians with depression and rugby

>>74645301
invest in wine desu

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wonder when my 'the dark third' shirt will arrive

Trembles are starting again lads.

writing a story lads

arthas did nothing wrong

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>>74645336
which one did you order

Why is every other thread on /pol/ a twitter screenshot

>>74645301

that video just proves how unstable it is

>>74645364
right

tribbles are showing up again lads

>>74645373
really enjoy discussing American politics, cheers

should have gotten a splendour ticket lads ree

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cdj8NBBMYW

found some cancerlad vocaroos

dont believe in sobriety
doesnt exist as far as im concerned
if theres not a pint in my hand something is seriously wrong

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> why yes, I do wear black shirts

Can't stop farting

>wearing t shirts

plebeian filth

some people worry about the end of the world. me? i worry about the end of my pint

i wear whatever shirts mummy buys me at kmart

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>Rod Rosenstein, Trump’s deputy attorney general, authored the 9 May memo outlining why Comey’s approach to the investigation of Hillary Clinton’s emails had damaged the credibility of the FBI and the Justice Department. The White House released the memo on Tuesday along with the president’s letter firing the FBI director.
>He told The Guardian that he could not comment further because he was in Nepal and about to embark on a trek that would leave him without internet for the rest of the week.

Haha what is even going on anymore

>>He told The Guardian that he could not comment further because he was in Nepal and about to embark on a trek that would leave him without internet for the rest of the week.
hmm

>>74645137
didn't know he made any desu

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I can feel it coming
It will light the doorway there
Incentively running
If I believe, it will be clear

This dream controls me
Yet I don't let it come true
Lucidly absent
I slave my mind to you

She breathes her pure love
Like the coming of a spring
Her vision soothes me
These gifts, just time will bring

Another valley
Another day to climb
One day I'll reach there
And then the dream subsides

I saw the skyline melt into the haze
Another night come to take me away
I'll leave the real world to dream of that place
They all keep saying I'll reach there someday

She showed the way then disappeared
Some days I wonder if she was real
Somewhere in time I'll find her
But not if I stay here

The light I've seen here
Is so bright it burns
I can't turn back now
Come with me to the end of the line

I'll live the dream
My own creation
I'll find the place
And then I'll be home

they have kmarts in arsefartia?

>>74645431

alri phimolad

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>>74645379
actual retard
don't dabble in things you don't know shit about

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just saw the end of my pnit lads

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>>74645160
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cdj8NBBMYW

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fwb supposedly started taking birth control a while back but now's telling me to pull out

still got a little come in her, should i be freaking out? she's super christian

>>74645466
*hands you another*

idle hands mate, idle hands

does /brit/ like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMVjWQS4Yrk

>>74645470
whoops didn't mean to greentext that

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What Pepe best sums up your feelings right now?

>fwb

Find this concept repulsive. Imagine two greasy white trash going at it.

>>74645474
don't give a shit what you do, fuck off twat

>>74645448
its not actually owned by the same people as kmart in yankland

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>>74645489

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>>74645489

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>>74645489

>Imagine two greasy white trash going at it.

me and my fwb x

cancerlads biggest truthie

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H6b0NsH66s

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>>74645489

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>>74645489

https://soundcloud.com/fwxx/12-recharge-dutchman-jack-and

tune

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>>74645489

>fwb
>super christian

hmmm

how do I get around being a passive agressive asshole around former friends out of defense of my current life situation?
really not healthy and for some a tad obvious

got a fwb who is a nigger (male)

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>>74645489

>>74645541
>>74645500
/brit/ is a normie general. feel free to see yourself out any time

>>74645550
Best the living shit out of them on sight

>>74645550
>asshole

FOY

>>74645550
You need to be yourself.

>>74645515
wtf i didn't want this redpill not now not ever

having a ben and jerrys (500 ml) all to myself

remember that time are rudd gave everyone free money because of the gfc
wish i could get that again

>>74645587
Hey fatty boom boom

HAHAHAHAHA

Don't ever want to be in a relationship. Just want to feel desirable. Can't imagine having a girlfriend for more than one hour. Sounds very taxing.

>>74645566
I hate to say that this is an unfortunate passing thought I've had for one of them
He's become a real obvious "ya' see, here's your problem" type of guy to the point where I've teetered on just shouting "HERE'S THE THING, YA SEE OKAY CHECK THIS GUY YA SE YA SEE HERE'S THE PROBLEM" at him but I know I wouldn't be invited back to these charity poker events if I did that

BETONTO

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Love Anzu

beto laughs until he realizes he is a 30 year old virgin LOL

>>74645621
asmr and then porn when?

>>74645604
Just don't hang out with them. They can only make you unhappy, and they know it. They're aware of how you feel, and your friends are just waiting to dredge that unto the open whenever you might irritate them.

:(

>>74645621
i want to put my fingers in her mouth

pirate scumbags

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>>74645602

>>74645640
love this image. little brown shit needs to fuck off back to pakistan

british gentlemen

>>74645604
just don't see them?

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>>74645515
these are great, gonna add them to my vocaroo folder. thanks

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>74645640
why do so many adults have an obsession with childrens comics and shows

>>74645669
>sideways task bar

fucking varmint

if i had easy access to a gun i would have killed myself years ago
every other method either takes too long or is too messy/not guaranteed

>>74645632
>>74645664

No it's really only one guy and i don't even think he's cognizant of how much of a smug asshole he is. i legitimately like the rest of this old group of high school friends but he is definitely someone i hate talking to because it's always from a "I've got all your answers but packed in a condescending envelope that I'm not willing to open unless you are completely open to every thing I'm shilling you" point of view

The rest it's just bantz for the most part.
My problem is that I'm a real dick if I'm not certain the bantz are coming from a roughly 80% or more friendly place. If I have a sneaking suspicion that it's out of malice, we're no longer on good terms.

>>74645693
same

I can't buy one yet.

love yourselves

>>74645681
millennials havent grown up

they might never

>>74645705
>"I've got all your answers but packed in a condescending envelope that I'm not willing to open unless you are completely open to every thing I'm shilling you"
Fucking despise people who act like this. Like the councilor hippy from Freaks and Geeks.

>>74645718
you love your hand every night LMAO

>>74645718
i can't

i wish i was not born

>>74645669
post the kangaroo fucker one bls

anzu nonces should kill themselves

>>74645681
*Puts away graphic novels*

Yeah what losers amirite...

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>Said I wouldn't go to Jollibee today
>went to KFC instead

Five Guys is opening up near me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYInIuvDEX4

tune

might have a croissant with jam

>went to KFC instead

DAS RITE

>>74645778
get some street food you UTTER pleb

>>74645705
people like that will only get to you as much as you let them. if you like everyone else then just go and steer conversations like that away into something else. if he keeps trying to pin you down, just crack a joke about playing cards not having a life transformation and keep playing.

>>74645796
What type of jam

best fast food chicken I've had is st-hubert. we don't have it here though

>>74645767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

one of my faves. i repost it everytime i see an aussie post "good morning lads" (might also reply to a kiwi if i wanna lay some b8)

never gets old

>>74645808
apricot or strawberry

>street food
ah yes
gastro roulette

>>74645826
>Not blackcurrant

Fucked it

ah no

>>74645812
I'm going to Ottawa tomorrow, will get some then thanks for reminding me x

>>74645835
reddit
go eat some kale and quinoa you fucking faggot

Why are you awake lads?

>>74645826
is this a meme or something? cause i just had a conversation this morning with a brit and a finn in my wap group about jam and they said something about apricot or strawberry jam.

spooky desu

>>74645805
Gotta be honest, it's really not a problem, it doesn't happen often, and it's only happened probably no more than 3-4 times but of those 3-4 times every single one of them have stuck with me and months later I'll come back to them when i'm pissed about my life

Its not like I'm open to advice, or even condescending advice. Whatever, I'm getting pissed talking about it. Like I said, I need to be a bigger man because I legitimately don't think he even realizes the way he acts

>>74645860
2.15 in the afternoon my son

FUCK THE FENIANS FUCK IRA

>>74645861
don't reply to me

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>>74645860
cause it's not very late in pennsylvania

>>74645867
pic related

Politics? Nay, stimulating debates surrounding test cricket and progressive rock is all I need.

>>74645867

need you out of business

wheres the new

>>74645887

>>74645784

>>74645872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

>>74645900
thanks

>>74645883
good lad

shame /grig/ is ded until november

>>74645917

>>74645885
Ok then....

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>>74645867
What about kawaii IRA girls?