>Eurovision Why aren't you singing in your native language?

>>74643516
We don't have a native language. We got cucked, by crafty islamdmonkeys.

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Also you will love to our special autist.

>>74643571
>not learning Navajo from tribal elders

because it's not a cultural exhibition

unless you are france gall ofc

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>>74643516

>>74643516
People will appreciate the songs more if they get the lyrics I guess

>>74643516
We sent another jew that sings in both french and english. We ended up last so many times that now we're sending bilingual jews in order to win it. Thet desperatly want to win meanwhile 95% of french watchers wants to see it crash for the bantz and memes.

I like watching Eurovision with you guys, it's the only way but thinking this is paid with my taxes pisses me off

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>>74643516
They can't stop us now
viva PORTUGAL!

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London and it's orbital cities (New York etc) are Jewish nests.

By hosting these parasites the Anglo has sold it's soul for money a long long time ago...

should be called anglohearing to be honest

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I think the real hero of this contest is the sex gods that are hosting the show

especially the one on the right, goddamn

>>74646204
I think he has a chance of winning if he drops those autistic ticks during his performance

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>>74646382
kek

>italy and portugal sing in their own languagues instead of english
>they are the favourites of the bookies
really makes you think

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>>74643516
But I am.

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>twins
>different eye colors

Their parents have fucking lied to them their whole lives.

>>74643612
"I'll drink what he's having"

>Australia is third

What happens if we win?

>>74648766
That was the exibition order not a chart you dingo

>>74648820
At least we made it through to the finals you spaghetti-snorting curly moustache cunt

Did we pass

>>74649053
Nope, your singer was pretty good too.

>>74649263
What? We didn't pass the round?

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>>74643516
>portugesetugal

>>74645662
It would be wiser to sing in their native languages. This way, we don't understand their shit lyrics and enjoy not listening to the anglojew for once

Unless you're the netherlands or germany, there's no excuse for not sing in your native language

>>74643516
Is this the final countries?

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>>74646386
>I think he has a chance of winning if he drops those autistic ticks during his performance
Got me worried 2bh, he should respect the melody and avoid improvising a lot like he did yesterday.

But I think he was just too tense. Those 3 min on the stage are actually his most peaceful ones and he was releasing the tension.

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>portugal has never won eurovision

>>74643516
holy shit, you can just tell that all the songs are generic american pop shit by their names - completely indistinguishable trite

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>>74651341
we don't know how to eurovision

>pls vote for our autist

>>74643516
>love 2 hairs

kek

>>74643516
Because Finnish artistic elite is a bunch of cucks.

>>74648860
Italy gets automatic entry into the final. Same goes for UK, France, Germany and Spain.

>>74643516
>EUROvision
>Australia

wat

>>74651612
Rightful British clay

POST EPIC SAX GUY

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>>74652665
No, post more of this sexy guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQZicHFL57g

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>>74651341
Portugal has never even been in the top 5.

>>74643516
Why we are not in eurovision but in UEFA?

>>74643516
pretty sure we are

>>74646776
they're fraternal twins, ya mong

>>74652973
Discount Romania has to win for memes sake

>>74643516
That's the thing that completely killed any interest in Eurovision for me.

I used to watch it like 3-4 years ago and I loved it,but I suddenly lost interest.Help me watch again

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last time we did everyone thought it was a joke. or maybe it was because the performers were a bunch of down syndromes

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after him eurovision died for spain

>>74655797
Those lads were the best. Every country should send literal retards to perform in this shitfest.

>>74655694
I only watch it so that I can shitpost here. Then I steel the best zings and post them on my local forum where they hail me as a comedy God

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\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/\v/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etOzldzoq20

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>mfw remember that year ireland sent a puppet
the slavs were so mad

>>74643516
I wish they brought the language rule back, probably won't happen though.

>>74659557
just enforcing the native language as an obligatory language but also allowing any other to be included in the song would already be ok for me

>>74643516
Because most songs are standard generic pop that just has to be in english the language of standard generic pop.

>>74643516
cos they're anti-multiculturalist cucks

Did I miss any fun acts that didn't get through in the first semi final?

>>74643516
Sobral is a descendant of the Hohenzollern Dynasty.
He should take the rightful Crown and restore the German Empire.

>Eurovivios

>>74659503
That turkey was based, Dustin deserved to have douze pointe.

>>74652973
dancing was too cute

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>>74659940
Dustin was truly based. I guess when youve won't it the most times out of anyone, you stop giving a shit. Not that the song wasn't catchy as fuck
>all that booing from Eastern Euro's
makes me kek every time

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>>74659831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1BXJpfa4I

>>74659831
Montenegro. He was the most fun act out of the lot, the other fun act being Moldova who had Epic Sax Guy and they did get through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1BXJpfa4I

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>>74659940
>name of the song is literally "Give Ireland 12 points" in French

>>74660262
Why is there a Venezuelan flag at 1:14

>>74651440
Just have more neighbours

>>74660503
how do we bring andorra back?

>>74660614
It's ok Portugal. Many people here will vote for our rightful Emperor.

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>>74643612
>>74646204
>>74651440
Can we meme him to victory?

>>74659857
He's Portuguese and Dutch but close enough

>>74643612
The fuck is in the bowl of Luisa? A corn dog?

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>>74661858
we were neither expecting nor prepared for this massive burst of memes and now we can't handle it, we need foreign help

also, german anon might be right, cause their dutch heritage comes from some aristocratic fãmily

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>>74663020
Well I hope the UK gives him 12 points or I'm gong full ISIS towards the BBC.

You have my support, Portuguese anon.

>>74663237
Get ready then because there's no way we aren't going to give them to Italy.

>>74663505
Fuck me, I don't even have a gun

>>74663867
perfectly good knives are in the kitchen lad

>>74643516
We do it for the juniors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQv08myY68c
Juniors go through TG4, Main shitshow goes through rté and gay westbrit sex offenders ike louie walsh

>>74663914
Good point Italy

Remember when Ireland won three times in a row?

>>74643516
I don't know. It's a disgrace for the whole continent.

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>>74660040
>>74660267
you guys had some great moments too

>>74663020
One of his Ancestors was Karl 1. of Hohenzollern.
That's our Emperor Dynasty.

Praise this weird dude as our new Emperor!

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>>74643516
inb4 5 years later they're all singing Arabic

>>74664339
They ruined Eurovision thanks to that. Fucking potato niggers.

>>74651341

Now I see why, you'll never won with such a ugly language

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFVfzu-2mw

>>74665217
you will never speak english.

>>74664957
When Germany falls, I guess you need to restart the monarchy and get him on the throne.

>>74665217
if you're talking to me, we've won 3 times

>>74666159
>When Germany falls
?
It fell like quite some time ago. You mean when Germany rises.

>>74666254
As long as the Sobral family is there, I don't care

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AHGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAH

>>74665217
don't murder my language ok portugal? thanks

>>74666388
USA isn't Anglo but Latino.

>>74643516
Singing in your native language isn't worth much when you come up with the same shitty telenovela ballad every year. At least you did better this time

>>74666817
You don't even have one

>>74666817
At least Portugal's singer can sing his song competently and has good stage presence. Have you seen yours this year?

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>>74667015
>>74667080
>tfw I'm Portuguese
Go on with your ad hominem retardation lads

>>74666388
>Not wanting to fuck superior hairy women

wew lad

>>74643516
No matter what happens we win

>>74643571
t. runs-on-wind

>>74667420
The USA wins.

Nobody uses your weird butchered english.

>>74643516
FUCKING THIS


We sang in Albanian and were at the 5th place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeBL2UHhyEc

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>the two songs most likely to win are not in english
Really makes you think...

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>>74643516

>Azerbaijan
>Armenia
>Australia

>>>>Eurovision

What

>>74667680
>israel

>>74667539
Sounds like dutch to me.

If you think that is a compliment than you should rethink about your views on the world.

>>74667617
>Belgium
>Sweden

Fuck that noise. I do like the Bulgarian one though.

>>74667617
>Netherlands
Not in this lifetime

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Keep this thread alive by posting autismo

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>mfw Russia will literally never win because barely anyone likes them

>>74667165
then why the fuck did you say "at least YOU did better this time"?

>>74667539
loved this entry, pls send this gril again, albania

>>74643516
The guy from Montenegro was literally called Slav?

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Will Poland ever will Eurovision? Should we bring more tits?

>>74669953
It's Slavko I think

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>>74665217
not like your childish language has helped Spain in these last decades either, sucaca mongrel

>>74670041
just bring more titties and a good song to get dem jury points, diaspora and horny dudes will take care of the rest

why is this better than euphoria? hm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k59E7T0H-Us

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you have no chance of winning. the 1st place will be OURS

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>>74670315
AH
AH
AH
CERCASI

>>74643516
I thought the Armenian singer could not even understand English?

>>74671032
Greece deserve to choke in the final

Dress rehearsals have happened and vids have been uploaded of them. Opening act for tomorrow's semi doesn't seem half bad, better than yesterday's opener at least. Basically a game of 'remember this Eurovision winner?'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZNrOqVmE-I

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>>74671734
who are /ourguys/ in this semifinal?

i vote belarus :3
>cute song
>sing in belarusian for the first time in their country's esc history

>>74671734
>>74672006
Apparently everyone's fucking up in rehearsals and I really want Belarus to qualify

\o/ \o/ \o/ SEND THEM YOUR ENERGY \o/ \o/ \o/

>>74672006
Belarus is obviously one. Perhaps Romania for the yodels.

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>Are you gonna vote for me, anon?

So, when is the next round?
Time and date.
I want to come and shitpost, and I have yet to see any other Eurovision threats, which is weird because they are supposed to be taking place no?

>>74667680
They didn't have the foresight back in 1950s to think that people outside of Europe would be able to broadcast live television so they just named it Eurovision.

>>74672589
Semi final tomorrow. 21:00 CEST. You can work out your Amerilard time yourself. Final is on Saturday at the same time.

Eurovision threads kick into overdrive about half-hour before the actual event, between then it's very quiet.

>>74672725
Thanks britbro.

21:00 CEST is apparently
3:00PM EST

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>>74643516
wait, how the fuck did australia get there?

>>74672943
to trigger brits only

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>>74672943
There is also Israelis, Azerbaijanis, and others from the caucuses.

Bullshit in my Opinion. Let US IN!

>>74672998
>US

No. Canada, maybe. They already sent Celine Dion one year and won.

>>74673070
Why not us? scared?

>>74643516
I don't fucking know. It's a fucking shame that every country except Portugal is not singing in its own language.

>>74673226
>42 countries
>only 7 countries have songs that aren't exclusively in English
>4 out of the 7 are completely in their own language

It's a disgrace.

>>74673519
That's what ~300 years of Anglo dominance does.

>>74643516
Because everyone remotely interested in anything but having a laugh realized that non-english songs NEVER fucking win?

>>74666396
>Your language

You don't even speak Portuguese, you speak Brazilian.

>>74673614
Imagine how much more interesting Eurovision would be if it was mandatory to sing in your own language.

Brits never win anyways so

>>74672943
Australia is filled with Europeans unlike the US.

So they are invited ofc.

>>74673606
>300

Arhm.. US has only been a big thing since WW2, and Britain didn't really was always the top dog with Germany France and Spain around.

>>74659503
>>74659940
>>74660040
>>74664724
fill me in on the details, sounds interesting

>>74673614
>non-english songs NEVER fucking win
italy won the public vote in 2015, but they were screwed by the jury (who probably realized how cheesy the whole act and song lyrics were)

here's hoping either italy or portugal, or even france or belarus prove this argument wrong this year

>>74673775
The US has been "a big thing" since the late 1800s, when the US surpassed the British empire as the largest economy and manufacturer.

Germany didn't exist until the late 1800s, when they defeated france in the Franco-Prussian war.

France did have a large influence in the continent. But Britain has dominated in many aspects for a much longer time. The French also have a history of losing a lot of wars to the british, and the 7 years war was a pretty big one, around mid 18th century.

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>Portugese education is so bad that most of them aren't able to learn a simple and easy language such as English, and hence are forced to sing in their own language at eurovision

>>74673871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfuJaf6IBpk
Serbia BTFO

>>74673614
The two front runners this year are Italy and Portugal and neither of them are in english.

But at the same time the last time a non-english song one was 10 years ago. I'm really hoping either Italy or Portugal win so they can buck the trend.

>>74673738
It used to mandatory for a time until late 90s because Ireland one 4 damn times that decade, with 3 of them being in a row, and we won one with Katrina and The Waves. So obviously they thought our power came from english and let everyone else sing in english.

>>74674146
Now this is the Eurovision I love.

Why did everybody suddenly start taking it seriously?

>>74674121
>Sending an Australian

>>74674364
First of all, her parents are both Danish. Second of all, her aussie passport is going to guarantee us lots of points from you guys and your colonies.

>>74674061
Arhmmm no.

Britain had more Industry than the US until the 1900's. And Germany had more than both.


The US is only something to Europe after the Spanish American war, which raised some eyebrows.

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OH SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDyn6G1-fFo

>>74674626
>Performs in Crimea
>Ukraine bans her since it's against their laws
>Responds by performing in Crimea again with her Eurovision song

T-that'll show them!

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>>74674454
I did say late 1800s.
That includes the 1890s.

>In 1875, Britain accounted for 47% of world production of pig iron and almost 40% of steel. 40% of British output was exported to the U.S., which was rapidly building its rail and industrial infrastructure. Two decades later in 1896, however, the British share of world production had plunged to 29% for pig iron and 22.5% for steel, and little was sent to the U.S. The U.S. was now the world leader and Germany was catching up to Britain. Britain had lost its American market, and was losing its role elsewhere; indeed American products were now underselling British steel in Britain.

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>>74674454
>>74674985
The US surpassed Britain as a economical and manufacturing power before the turn of the century.

>>74643571
t. Jimbo "preppin' bull" Smith

>>74660040
>tfw we won't have the most wins pretty soon

>>74674331
Eastern Europeans pour a lot of money into it I guess

>>74674985
>>74675029

I know you surpassed them. It's one of the US biggest achievements. Go further beyond than any of us Westerners ever went. And then kill the West.

>>74666817
Fuck you this song was GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4

>>74675241
You mean Scandicucks

>>74675749
I've always liked this and I do think it deserved to win, but at the same time it makes me slightly salty knowing that Verka couldn't win because of it.

>>74675749
He was criticising the portuguese entries, which have honestly been pretty bad in general for the last 15 years or so. Didn't even make sense to participate with such bland garbage 2bh.

This year our song festival was slightly better than average, but apart from Salvador, it was still lacking in quality.

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>Eurovisión

>>74646451
>native
Unless if your parents are retard

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>Juncker says english lost relevance in the EU
>Eurovision proves him wrong
Anglo'd

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>>74643516
we do

Do you have rise like a benis spurdo?

>>74673871
>A minor nuisance arose because the presence of the puppeteer meant that one too many performers was onstage. The officials eventually decided that because the puppeteer was in a shopping trolley, he did not count as being "on the stage."
ebin

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>>74674146
lel i had never seen that last part where the public is booing them

best bantz in the visionz

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>>74677243

>>74665113
I hope your cunt gets glassed fucking raghead.

>>74643516
>"""Euro"""vision
>Includes Australia, Azerbaijan, and Armenia

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>>74659942

I'm growing obsessed with this guy. He's so damn charming, even if his jokes are shitty

>>74679685
hush. your good friend israel has entered in the past, as well.

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LET US IN

>>74679915
Justin Timberlake headlined the Eurovision last year, we'll get to participate sooner than you will

>>74679945
We can just pretend to be the Australian delegation for next year.

This is fucking disgusting

>be me
>Whoa, Eurovision, how cool, lets discover how those exotic languages sound
>representative from Moldova: whoo whoo yeah baby I love you yeah
>representative from Albania: I can't stop loving youuuu yeahh


why the fuck do they do that?>>74651074

>german
German has Opera, Schubert, Das lied von Erde, and some popular musicians in the xxth century, I dont see why they should sing in English.
German may not be beautiful, but it isnt the Hitler yelling meme either.