>TFW you'll never be an FBI agent

>>74640180
Trump just fired Comey, so theres a position open

>>74640205
Do I have be an american citizen though

Can a legal immigrant become an ICE agent?

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>>74640180
>tfw you will never be a CIA agent

>>74642734
Why never though you're an American citizen

>>74642759
Requirements are too hard

good, at least sessions knows what he can and can't do

>>74640180
Hey why not give Canadian FBI a shot?

>>74642898
doesn't do anything fun

>>74642734
>tfw I see a job I could possibly get for the CIA on their site

Would have to unroot my life but tempting

>>74640180
Just join the RCMP, they do the same job as America's Secret Service, FBI, police, SWAT, ATF, etc, and they are a gendarmerie.

>>74643277
I keep seeing them hiring but is it worth applying? Do I have a good chance?

>>74643277
Forgot to mention I'm a complete loser

>>74643151
I'm an oldfag, once when the internet was new I saw a page by the CIA that I'm fairly certain was trying to openly recruit spies.
It was requesting someone who could speak a foreign language with native proficiency but also look and fit into the native population seamlessly. Translators don't need to look and fit in like a native, only spies do.

>>74643298
Yes, the Mounties used to be selective as all fuck, which is why they were the finest police force on earth for along time. They basically did the opposite of what other police forces do in terms of recruiting. But since the 1970s it has all gone to shit and now they will hire anyone, especially if you're female, gay, short, developmentally retarded, brown, yellow, red, etc.

>>74643347
Perfect, you're already well on your way to being a Mountie then

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>>74640180

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>>74643434
Can you explain to me what he meant by this?

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>>74640180
>tfw you'll never eat sopa de macaco

>>74643560
Pretty straight forward, the Markham Police clearly owe this gentleman £10,000,000 and need to pressure wash the eggs off of his house.

>>74643671
Fucking disgusting, please stop posting that

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>>74643733
>Two thumbs up

>ywn be Mulder