Just one week to 17th of May

drikke ol.

>>74637736
I made a shrine for Breivik and Varg

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I'm walking down Karl Johans Gate along with my fellow Norwegians

I'll travel to my family's wodden cabin so I won't have to deal with all the loud normies.

>>74637736
By stabbing a Swede.

>>74638910

the swedes are the one with the knives working as waitresses

>>74639679
>working as waitresses

nah they are working as banana peelers and toilet cleaners

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>>74640025
A british standup comedian was guest on "senkveld med Harald og Thomas" (a norwegian late show) He asked a question:

>brit
What's up with all the swedes cleaning toilets at the hotel where I stay?

>TV host
They work

>But they are pretty, in UK they would be adored

>TV host
Well this is Norway, this is how it's done here

>brit
I don't understand

>TV host
*laffin* thinks the brit is stupid

>>74637736
bagg og bjór
try to pepp the lads for a few beers and some tobacco

>>74640025

i didnt know you guys grew bananas