/cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pupTowgpVVo
best anime

sodomy edition

>>74636803
Salsa?

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>tfw no short and chubby spic gf

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chifusa is my waifu

>tfw no cumboi to fuck while I shitpost on cum

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paska lanka
im out

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>>74636921

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sup guys?

>>74636921
act on your suicidal thoughts next time

>>74637004
Where's America?

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>canada called me a good poster
feels good

>>74637017
Not invited.

>>74636962
ive never had suicidal thoughts tbqhwy

>>74636860
voodoo squad

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>>74637034
I love you Denmark!

*grabs denmark's bum*

>>74637113
god i wish that were me

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Americans and Mexicans never know just how good they've got it

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>>74637108
>>74637112
no lewd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is north florida wilder than south florida

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>>74637193
Love is not lewd, Denmark.
It is simple purity.

>>74637251
her name is hotarun you FUCK

we're full on fascist now boys
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/862060442977542144

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>tfw no cancerous weeaboo virgin gf (male)

>>74637317
>rosenstein
hmmmm

>>74637358
h-hello

>>74637317
b-b-but comey colluded against Hillary

muh Russia

muh Piss

got offered a job with rather good pay in your country

whats the catch

>>74637440
there is none, americai s the greatets couty

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>>74637440
I'm sorry, I don't speak Netherlandic

I want to fuck Denmark's boipucci.

>>74637516
same 2bh

anime will be postponed until my internet stops dying every 15 minutes

>>74637440
Software engineering jobs pay double here what they do in your country

>>74637556
i'm not a software engineer or anything IT desu

>>74637440
Would have to go to a drug test, and somehow I'd fail because allergy medicines would pass as methadone in the results.

>>74637588
What field?
I imagine it's probably similar for most technical fields

>>74637606
can't you get a doctors note or some shit or just not take them for a bit?

>>74637606
haven't smoked any weed since i was about 17

>>74637634
guess it could fall under marketing :^)

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>>74637301
>>74637516
>>74637542
!!!!!!!

White people created modernity, they played the role of Faust and now we have to take responsibility for it and all the semitic subversion.

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I just saw a black guy getting cucked by a japanese guy, who was fucking a latina

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>>74637790

>>74637790
What a world we live in

try this

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>>74637892

What if every guy in the world turned into a cuck? would they still be cucks?

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still cænæ believe it lids

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>>74638002
Take your meds

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This is my first time on /cum/ in ages and I come back and it's only Denmark and Fist of Flames and various cancerous anons

What happen

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wnet to /u/ right now
i discovered that girls love is the purest thing in the world.

Guys only think of sex and pleasure but girls think of feelings, love and relationship. really makes me think.

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>>74638184
Everyone got a life

>>74637908
oooo
you kinda cute
you're gonna live in my car when I getcha

I just discovered that I'm a cancerous faggot

>>74638235
>think of feelings, love and relationship.
I do this too

choon

https://youtu.be/0bM0wVjU2-k

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drumpf has made a vital misstep
the era of the barronocracy has begun

why do scandis have high voices?

>>74638184
That's what /cum/ has been like for a long time now.
Where have you been?

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>american teachers

Donald Trump is working with The Blacks

f*ck the blacks
f*ck dumpf
f*ck wypipo

>>74638649
CHI

>>74638235
I do the same when it comes to relationships, but my ex gf was different.

Sex is intimate

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/09/us/politics/james-comey-fired-fbi.html

ahahaha

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>>74638649
>Lame County

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Stop posting this cancer

>>74636803
>create Fido account
>struggle for way too long to create a fucking account
>notice the clerk managed to make a mistake in both my first name and my birthday
And people are fucking paid for that.

Also I demand sauce on the OP pic.

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What is the best city in Canada and why is it London?

>>74638930
London is British

There's an ice cream truck outside, you guys want anything?

>>74638963
yeah vanilla please
with sprinkles!

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quebec > rest of canada

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People say our money looks like Monopoly money, but it's American money that looks like Monopoly money desu

It's just thin paper and all the same colour. It's like you guys don't care about durability or differentiating the values.

>>74638963
Get me a banana split with chocolate ice cream, whipped cream and a cherry on top

I'd also like a purple slushy to go with it, tell him to mix some green too

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stop dividing your countries

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>>74639036
t. Maple syrup bucks

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>monopoly money is all the same color

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>>74639036
don't even know what canadian money looks like

I don't think it exists

on the last ep of s3 of the 100 buds, what should i watch next?

>>74639036
literal fucking retard tier post
kys leaf

>>74639087
Canada doesn't exist

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>>74639057
USA has too many people, it needs to divide

>>74639105
Outback Truckers

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>>74638975
>with sprinkles!

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>canadian money
>not monopoly money

>>74639105
louis theroux stuff

just finished another prison one

Hillary Clinton is a thirsty bitch

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>>74638235
A man's love is not just a statement thats thrown around through constant oogly eyes and remarks that are carefuly thought up to appeal directly to emotions, but through actions and nuance expressions that pierce through your soul like nothing else can.

The abstract nature of a mans love is simply not something that you can illustrate or film so easily, unlike yuri love which is vapid in its entirety is easily expressed in any medium.

Take the gaypill desu.

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isn't canadian money called a looney

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>>74639121
I'll divide you in half if you keep wanting a secession movement, remember what happened last time to Dixieland when they tried that shit? Thought so. Now stand down, peasant.

fucking jam packed train

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>>74639087
They're plastic, therefore durable. It's easy to tell a fake, too, since on real bills you can shine a laser through the leaf on the left of the bill and it'll project the amount of money the bill is worth onto the surface you're aiming it at.

>>74636803
Source on OP poc?

>>74639124
had enough "reality career" shows the past month

>>74639148
maybe

>>74639105
8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

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Just posted in the wrong thread thinking it was this one

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>>74639201
and it looks like monopoly bux except it's plastic

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>>74639195
*secedes from The Great Satan*
hmm yes

>>74639300
kys yourself

there arent any enough O2 in here.....

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I <3 U

*goes to Canada*
*buys a bag of milk with monopoly money*

>>74639201
that's monopoly money

>>74638532
it happens when we speak english for some reason
go low with our native tongues

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Just BLEW my BF a KISSY

>>74639207
found it
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=voodoo+squad

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>>74639183

>>74639334
Bagged milk > Jugged milk > Carton milk

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>>74639400
I just ate my bf

>>74639400
only thing you should blow is your brains out desu
>>74639465
wrong
jug > carton > bag

I need an image to write 3-4 pages about

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>>74639500

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>>74639500

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>>74639500

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>>74639500

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>>74639500
here you can see players rendered in the very far distance both underneath the floating character and very far towards the trees
99% of MMOs don't do this, so it's interesting to see the technology built to support smooth FPS and low latency in massive battles when you can literally see everything

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/09/americas/mexico-second-deadliest-conflict-2016/

>mexico

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fight between paha and fist
who wins?

>>74639573
me

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>>74639573
Not me because I'm a faggot

>>74637034
Is the girl Ayumi Otosaka?

>>74639605
you're not a fag

i could heem everyone in this thread

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>>74639641
I'm probably the biggest fag here

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>>74639543
>trump
>ever actually draining the swamp
Fucking retards that believed he could end corruption got this corrupt buffoon elected

>>74639671
>Hardee's
Haven't been to one in over a decade

Meanwhile Culver's is like once every two months

>>74639671
Whataburger + Sonic

Good choice

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>>74639671
>no Dicks

>>74639573
paha for sure. he's the cool one.

>>74639672
lots more gays than i thought in here....

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>>74639748
I could go for a dick right now

>>74639671
why are hardee's and carl's jr. differentiated? they're the same thing now

me irl
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494371164765.webm

>>74639780
i guess i'd be okay with a dick if it meant having a gf

>>74639815
tfw ill never have sex with claire

>>74639724
>Whataburger + Sonic

Those are literally the 2 worst places on that list

>>74639671
What's that black bit at the bottom of Alaska?

>>74639855
mcdonalds
look at the legend you runt

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>>74639780
iktf

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>>74639500

http://www.rudaw.net/mobile/english/middleeast/syria/09052017

fap fap fap fap fap

>>74639865
No, I mean the name of the landmass. Is that also a part of Alaska?

‘Libertarian’? Stop trying to be a special snowflake. You’re a Republican or a Democrat, end of story.

got a call my the ol gf today while at work
her parents are putting her in a mental institution
sad day my nillas

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I love feet

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People at work keep telling me I look like Brian from the breakfast club and I fucking hate it

>>74639992
i'd have to know how many pounds of pressure various parts of the skull can take before i can accept feet domination

>>74640005
from now on they're gonna call you brian

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>>74639992
That's not how you curb stomp

>>74639944
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeast_Alaska

should start playing the lottery

>>74640082
i'd like to but i get too nervous around gas stations and think people are judging me for doing something poor people do

>>74637045
:(

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>>74640047
>>74640027
Just need a pillow desu

It feels good man.

>>74640101
who cares. go in there and buy some scratch offs
they're pretty fun

>>74640101
i'd only play the big ones

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>>74640005
My old boss used to tell me that I reminded her of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.

Nothing wrong with buying lottery tickets if you limit it to once a week at most and don't blow your life savings on it
It's dumb and you probably won't win but it's not wrong

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>>74639199
Japan is mad...again

>>74640169
wtf i thought they only did those things once a year
100 mil jackpots or w/e people do

>>74640169
i buy a lottery ticket maybe like once or twice a year
going to the casino is best way to gamble

my boss took us out drinking a couple of times and told me that i handle my liquor well
joke's on him because i've built up my tolerance by drinking daily

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>drumpf impeached
>precedent set for impeachment becoming more common
>American international trust vaporizes
Perhaps, the perfect time for an independence movement?

>Trump doesn't get impeached
>Cascadia remains a pipedream in the heads of mentally retarded west coast leftists

impeach obama NOW

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>mexican drugstores

Hi

>>74640419
prove it

ban this guy
>>74640427

>>74640457
he's done nothing wrong. you think I'd abuse my power?

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>>74640468

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why is /cum/ so dead

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i wrote motivational speeches to myself on a sheet of paper that i always keep in my pocket

when i walked home i couldnt find it anywhere

i think i dropped it somewhere

>>74640510
/dixie/ is stealing our thunder

Perhaps you're wondering where I've been all afternoon. Truth is I've been working on a foolproof strategy to beat Roulette. My money problems are now solved

>>74640468
you are definitely not a mod

>>74640510
>>74640528
We also probably lost a lot of posters to /bant/

lmao guys I just found a piece of paper with some faggy speech written on it

>>74640590
must be the script from bill nye's netfux show

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What do

>>74640516
someone is laughing their ass off at it

on my way home from work i stopped by a grocery store and the cashier was totally hitting on me
it was a guy but i enjoyed the confidence boost

>>74640640
shoot it

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Here you go thurston :^)

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>>74636803
>She will never force you to cum into her dolphin-like pussy and make you eat your cum out of it after taking her virginity
>You will never raise a family of 5 with her based on traditional Catholic mores


>>74636873
It hurts desu

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>>74640646
fug

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also a preview of tomorrow

>>74640679
this actually looks good

>>74640679
when the hell will they finally let you leave

>>74636942
>paska lanka
Yarn thread?

>>74640679
Thanks :)

>>74640700
f-friday i hope..

vending machine only accepts anything above 10 cents
i shoved all my 5 cents into the machine and left them in there
>>74640702
paska shit
lanka thread

>>74640702
shitty connection
shit wire
bad internet

>>74640665
is dis the brize of freedums :DDDDDD

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>>74640427

>>74640721
its been so long since you left the hospital.

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>>74640721
Missing a few ofc

>>74640758
i left last monday and went for din din ;_;
the world is a big and scary place to me now

>>74640640
suck it

>>74640760
your obsession with his meals is unsettling

>>74640760
>a few
have over 50 on my phone kek

tension headaches in the neck are back...

>>74640776
go home, fuck up your balls again, and return to the hospital if the outside world is too much for you

>>74640724
>>74640725
Ahh. Thank you.

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Trump fired Comey out of jealousy.

Pathetic manlet.

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besbol :)

>>74640877
comey will have his revenge
he's calling the giants from the mountains as we speak...

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>America

>>74640903
doubt that's america

>>74640903
I told you where that was from last time you posted it idiot.

>>74640903
3 dollars for all that?
dang

>>74640903
>>74640927
>>74640925
It's thailand, "she's" charging 300 thai baht

*rubs two (2) 20 dollar bills together*

>>74640978
dang, 8.631 dollars for all that?
i'm going to thailand for a week

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*rubs two thighs together*

>>74640839
think i'll just kms

need a good online music stream link buds
block out all the faggots around me

>>74641021
nah, you gots to help that anon fill up his hospital folder more. cant make him sad

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>go to the gym
>a butterface keeps working out in front of me (10/10 body, 5/10 face)
>she keeps saying hi and I respond but I'm too beta to talk to her for a long time
>she keeps doing it

WAT DO

I'm not even buffed, I'm skinny as fuck, and it's my 2nd week in this gym, so I don't know if she likes me.

Should I quit and move to other gym?

>>74641085
have sex with her

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>>74640877
>out of 45 u.s presidents only 19 were below 5'11
HOW WILL MANLETS RECOVER

>>74641085
show her your scrotum

>>74641085
shes creeped out that you keep staring at her

>>74641098

She has a great ass though, so I would love too.

>>74641109

2shy4dat

>>74641119

I seriously avoid doing that but she keeps walking in front of me all the time.

>>74641142
rape her

>>74641142
Her walking in front of you is not an invitation for you to stare at her you fucking CREEP

Our culture just can't compete with things like GochiUsa.

should i stop being a sissy and ask her out or wait until she gets a boyfriend and then regret not asking sooner?

>>74640927
>3 cents

>>74640978
3 US cents

Happy birthday

>>74641215
ask her before it's too late you mong

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need to draw
need to lift
need to shower
need to watch anime

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>>74641313
>need to watch anime

hebrew national makes SHIT hot dogs
nathans is better

>>74641158

I don't think so, Mr. Trump.

>>74641205

o-ok....

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DONT watch anime

>>74641311
see, now i know i should but then i see her and i dont

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>America

>>74641363
>FREE SMELLS

i bet

>>74641354
not my president

Wish I just went to sleep in my bed and never woke up

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>>74641390
WRONG

I'm sorry

>>74640978
its California

>>74641362
I know bud, I know
>>74641405
I didn't vote for that rapist

>>74641404
*makes ur wish come true*
*but you are having constant nightmares*

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>>74641430

Man, going to sleep, see ya!

>>74641521
Try not to dream of me

>>74641521
night bud :3

>>74641534
>>74641537
YOU FOOLS!

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RIP Macca

>>74641534
>>74641537
SIKE
I'm not going to sleep!!!!

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>>74641563
>>74641570
NOO

why is danemark such a cunt

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I'm going to PUNCH a fucking DANE in the FACE

>>74641390
illegals out

>>74641563
What did i tell ya, cana?
My powers are getting stronger!!!!

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>>74641613
i wont allow you to get away with this

>>74641592
>>74641595
>>74641602
Heh, you fools. Serves you right...
I play my danish pranks on you naive idiots

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TIL this called Bechamel sauce

stop using fucking disgusting ricotta cheese in your fucking lasagnas
use this instead

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filtering denmarks flag permanently

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>TIL

>>74641678
is this pastitsio?

>>74641678
sweet jesus

>>74641706
yea, i guess it's some greek lasagna homie

ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?

>>74641726
no

>>74641726
yeah

>>74641726
yeah, it happens sometimes

>>74641741
t. outie

>>74641780
no

>>74641741
*lubes up*

>>74641726
any time I stick my finger in my belly button every nerve in my body lights up and makes me want to puke

>>74641791
i meant anal sex

>>74641828
oh no im not gay

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the gee eff slipped this into my lunch hehe

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tfw no musclefu

>>74641880
sickening

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the mom made this for me hah

man i ain't had a cake since i was 12
i miss cake

the gf slipped this into my lunch hehe

>>74641918
pretty cool, cody

i haven't celebrated my birthday since i was 18

i celebrated my 21st birthday by becoming an alcoholic

the family makes me celebrate my birthday against my will

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>>74642018
If they got me a rope I'd celebrate all they want

>>74641977
Same since 17, i just can't feel happy anymore about it for some reason

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>>74641880
Heh. It's kinda cute tbqh

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>thread made by Denmark

cum is dead

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>>74639500

>>74642161
>>74642161

last

manlets btfo

>>74640516
Sorry, anon.

>>74643473
>>74643473
>>74643473
nouveau fil >>>>>>>