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Tim edition
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aryan women in wheat fields
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having a poo ama
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Imagine marrying your teacher
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>>74632451
HAHA WHITE GIRL GONNA GET DAT BBC
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>>74632451
spoiler that hog
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so so peng
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post more girls with lordosis
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Found out my gf has been cheating on me, gonna confront her tomorrow night at her birthday party in front of her family. I've made this cake and i'm thinking of smashing it in her face, but I'm worried as it weighs 2.5kg an it might do some damage. I don't want to look like the bad guy here lads. Any advice? I could just eat the cake now at it will be really tasty...
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remember one month where I drank energy drinks almost every day

pretty sure I have permanent brain damage from that
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>>74632496
psyops mi5 cia
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CHAD
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Well anon you seem to me like the man for the job. You have the experience, qualifications and skills to be a star performer. But it says here on your CV that you have "phimosis".

Explain to me again why you think we should hire you?
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https://youtu.be/qcPHkKrQTDE

BANGER
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>>74632554
why would you get brain damage from doing that
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>>74632526
why not just break up with her over text now, play video games or something instead of wasting a couple hours fucking with her tomorrow, and eat the cake
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>>74632496
he's an all round dodgy fucker that one
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>>74632605
why would i put that on my CV?
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>>74632526
literally howling if this is true
don't hit her with a cake though you mongo you'd probs get arrested for assault
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>>74632598
>Best guess for this image: chad thundercock
google knows
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>>74632496
he looks like a shark

creepy guy
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http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/01/politics/investigates-fbi-syria-greene/

>send your blonde white woman spy off to investigate a terrorist
>decades of jewish indoctrination kick in, she can't resist
>she gets fucked by him and joins ISIS for his BBJC

Literally cannot be fabricated, the state of America
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>>74632526
>I could just eat the cake now at it will be really tasty
creased at this part of the post
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would you bum Tim Byrne for a million quid?
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oi lads you ever had a chai latte?
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>>74632605
because I have the experience, qualifications and skills to be a star performer. Probably not going to wave my cock around at work
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Beth_Lily/

BRAV
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>>74632517
need a beth gf
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>chai latte
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I think the trick to keeping a girl is getting in at your most feminine and then slowly, gradually, become more and more masculine and wealthy.
There is evidence that increasing your testosterone will actually make your genitals (both cock and balls) larger, so weightlifting and exercise and quality meats and vegetables are a must. You have to learn how to invest your money and play safe markets that aren't in trouble, eventually acquire some real estate somewhere in your 30s, just further away from pakis/nig-nogs.
So start out long haired fluorescent shirts, then work your way up to tight beard, tight hair, pecs, just man it up.
Dare you to argue against me on this.
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>>74632526
>she sees the cake
>runs out crying
>you leave the party with the cake
>eat it after
best of both worlds innit
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is having a job like having a gf lids
if you don't have one noone wants you but the second you have one you get offers all over
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so glad I live in a 1st world country with strict laws and regulations which mean I won't be killed by a falling brick on the way to work one day
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>>74632526
dont eat the cake lad, you got a genius idea that should be filmed and posted here. Also you should put them prank candles in that dont go out when you blow them. Im sure that will really rile her up.
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test.
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>>74632919
tee bee eff this is actually a piss take
now some politically illiterate yank is going to call me a lefty
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>>74632801
>being a tit man
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just had a mental game of Titanfall 2 lads

2fast hands are still shaking WOIII
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>>74632906
pmuch the only thing stopping me quitting my job tomorrow and having a few months off before i start looking
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gfs bumhole smells like skips
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>>74633048
does it run well on pc
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>>74632743
sympathizing with ISIS or holding radical islamic ideologies should be illegal. they're enemies and we're in a state of war. tired of it, it shows that we don't actually have any conviction to win and end it all
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>>74632963
bit resentful
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the 'thers on holiday in spain
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>>74633044
nice tits but she's clearly on the downslope of the apex and has a very average face
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Don't like chebs that are too big. They don't seem to have any form, just a big blobby bag smooshing against each other

Give me a perky medium sized boob that can fit in your hand any day
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>>74632526
PRAYING this is true, please get someone to film it mate

could even send it in to the LADBible and get £250 for it

also, don't smash it in her face, just smash her face down in it
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>>74633017
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stop posting these comics
they are no longer amusing
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>>74632906
truuuuu~

>takes 4 months to get my first job
>within my first 4 months i've already been offered 2 other jobs (one of which i'm taking)
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buenos noches, amigos
i put my mediterranean penor in a middle aged british woman today ajajaja
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>>74632963
ah yes cager anxieties
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>>74633167
wrong

keep posting
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oh dear, im so sorry
this post>>74633130
was meant for>>74632801
not>>74633044
my word, i do apologize
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>>74633143
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>>74632919
If this is America then he has a point, if not then he should fuck off


>>74632526
Good plan, get people in on it first (nobody female just your lads)
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>>74633092
yeah, it's on its last legs though lad, especially during euro hours
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List of political leaders who excluded BuzzFeedNews in response to coverage: Marine Le Pen, Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn.
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>>74633214
Stop contradicting me
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Its funny how you can either be a tit man or an arse man but never heard of a vag man
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taking acid 30+ times has given me permanent brain damage
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>>74633269
i know a group of girls who dress like this but are actually really decent and intelligent people. not very slaggish at all. am the memes wrong perchance?
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>>74633269
3, 1, 4, wouldn't touch it with a barge pole
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>>74633269
3 > 1 > 4 > humping the mattress > 2
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>>74632496
hot
can think of about 5 teachers i'd've married
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Any lads in for stealing one of the Yank's precious battleships?
Imagine the butthurt we could cause

Wont be able to run far so just going to scuttle it over the mariana trench
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>>74633332
because even the most aesthetically pleasing ones look like an axe wound
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>>74633332
I'm a fan of a nice fat pussy, nice labia majora, nice and clean with some tasteful bush ABOVE the clitoris, nothing around the actual lips themselves.
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>>74633355
>>74633382

gays NOT welcome
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violated a lads NAP today
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>>74633332
it's because every woman has a vagina. not every woman has a nice ass or nice tits
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>>74631411
mentioned
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>>74632496
can think of one who i deffo would have
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>>74633422
good post overall
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>>74633424
mate she's fucking vile
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> just a big blobby bag smooshing against each other

HNNNGGGGGGG
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>>74633336
why do you think that
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about to start reporting this taig
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>>74633422
really superb post
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>>74633233
dw la, I still enjoyed it
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>>74633358
>my last fiancée
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>>74633453
same but she was only 8-10 years older than me
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sense8 is shit
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Belgium
Montenegro
Azerbaijan
Armenia
Greece
Moldova
Australia
Portugal
Cyprus
Latvia
Sweden
Czechia
Poland
Iceland
Albania
Georgia
Slovenia
Finland
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lads....
https://twitter.com/gameofupdates/status/861915475160248321
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those massive zweihander swords apparently only used to weigh from 3-5kg
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might go to bed early
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>>74633269
Jesus 3 and 4 are highly peng
1 is alri
2 needs her jaw pulvarised
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>>74633601
100 years ago we'd have hung you upside down from the wall with a fork up your ass
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>>74633674
night
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>>74633674
*tucks you in*
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why do skangers love posing in front of flags?
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is there a name for this?
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To the Australian(?) guy doing a 'social experiment' in Islington by talking to random women in the park, who insulted me when I wanted to be left alone...

Screw you. I told you repeatedly I'd had a shit day. I told you exactly why. I politely asked THREE TIMES to be left alone and I have no responsibility to be charming or friendly to you when you're being rude by ignoring my politely stated wishes. Thanks for making a bad week and a particularly bad day even worse by making me feel like crap for declining your 'nice guy' act that was actually only nice for yourself. Your parting line of "it's OK to be mean - after all, you're from the UK" was particularly obnoxious.
To anyone doing 'social experiments' in London or making an effort to talk to strangers - fine, but take a hint when someone's not interested, and don't be an arsehole. No one's obligated to play along.
To men in general - just know that if you approach a woman who is alone in a park and has made no invitation toward you whatsoever, and then refuse her explicit requests to leave her alone, you are raising all kinds of red flags and actually being mildly threatening, however good your intentions.
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>2007
>I'm sorry, but a pretty face is a DEAL BREAKER
>2017
>It's really PROBLEMATIC when a woman has an ugly face because a woman's smile is GAME CHANGER

I prefer deal breaker if I'm being tb.h
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>>74633650
obviously. would be extremely inefficient weapons if they were cumbersome.
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These comics are seriously making me start to hate women even though I know it was made by some fat neckbeard on /pol/
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JOE ROGAN AND JORDAN PETERSON LIVESTREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ
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>>74633710
thats an egg
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>>74633738
English please
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>>74633718
I'm confused about this one
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>>74633778

because you know there is an element of truth to them

women are irrational, illogical feeble minded creatures
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been farting all day I don't know why
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>>74633650
swords are light as
its just a thin strip of metal with a handle on it init
if they was heavy you wouldnt be able to swing em would you
that said big cunts like zweihanders do tire one out still just because of holding up all that length, theyre meant for defending an area in short bursts or breaking pikes at the start of an infantry push
plate armour and swords were far lighter than the common runt believes today, you could do gymnastics in full plate and all
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cat has mental health issues as well as anger management issues

my other cat has autism
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RIGHT. Who's got my Maroon 5 CD ?
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>>74633778
mate
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>>74633631
I'm 5'10 135lbs and never had a problem attracting girls
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>>74633778
should i stop
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>>74633828
doesnt take much, does it
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>>74633783
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>>74633601
Tbh I genuinely think she's saying "sup muthafuckerrrrr" but she's said the first part really fast and put some weird emphasis on the latter part

don't think she's stupid enough to say nigger on camera
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>>74633269
think I shagged 3 on the beach in malia
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>>74633849
>women are irrational, illogical feeble minded creatures
ah yes, and the geniuses on r9k are rational and unemotional lords of logic
screaming
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>because you know there is an element of truth to them

>women are irrational, illogical feeble minded creatures
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tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w28ZREQe3_Q
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>>74633873

cats are disgusting, why would you want them in your house?
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Can someone explain to me how niggers born in Africa are able to get to this country?

Is it true that they can get French or Portuguese passports if they are from a former colony and get in that way?
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>>74633016
>>74633118
>>74633201
>>74633358
>>74633432
>>74633631
>>74633718
>>74633887
these are concerning
still this whole fear of getting "cucked" only matters if you get married and want a family
i've accepted i'll probably die a virgin and don't want a family so it doesn't really bother me. women are just a mystery to me and i will never understand them or interact with them much, so whatever
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Only in Britain can a British soldier get imprisoned for life for shooting the enemy trying to kill him
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>>74633980
because he's an effeminate nu-male who unironically votes for the green party
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>>74633969
imagine being so bitter and deluded so as to make this
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>>74633982
only the smart ones get in
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>friends with my local MP on her personal Facebook page
>she posts loads of cringey, trite mum memes mixed with anti-Labour stuff
>she has a picture from six years ago of her legs in the bath drinking a glass of wine
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>>74633982
literally costs them 0 dollary doos if they go through the right channels
I even think nigerians have some fucking huge list of people who have applied to get into the United states but i cant be arsed to find it/look it up.
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>>74634026
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Why did South Korea elect a North Korea sympathiser
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>>74633982
illegally or through family

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche
This woman made it so you could come very easily
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Laptop is literally filling me with electricity
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>>74634019
ah yes, ad hominems, very good
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>>74633698
>you
just who do you think he is?
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>>74633016
>rcp

what comic series is this anon?
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>>74634121
The war was 50 years ago. Most Koreans care more about the economy than the nutters up north
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Indonesian politician gets imprisoned for 2 years for "blasphemy" against Islam

Stephen Fry gets fined for blasphemy against Christianity and everyone is in uproar
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>>74634047
>imagine being so bitter and deluded so as to make this
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>>74634231
do you see any indonesians around here?
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>>74634179
these are getting confusing now
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>May wants to bring back fox hunting

wtf why?
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>>74634231
because blasphemy against Allah or Muhammad (PBUH) should actually be a crime
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Is the migrant crisis still happening?
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>>74634110
not MGTOW though
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>>74634231
these people in an uproar were operating under the assumption that the irish are more civilised than indonesians
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alright youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68j91nFKYmw
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>>74634270
foxes need to be killed
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>>74634179
absolute state of chinks
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>>74634179
rorkina
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>>74634121
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>The daughter of Barnet and Hanna Margolis[3] she was educated at the Jews Free School

ah yes, of course. What a (((coincidence))). I'd let out a heartily chuckle if she ever got cox'd
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>40% of under fives in Germany are from foreign background

fascinatingg
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>>74633980
guarantee some cunt who lets his dog lick his face typed this
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You best understand natural selection when you're the one being bred out of the gene pool
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>>74634314
legacy media
fucking retarded
clinks over
rations externally
cat dander
casts spell
that's about all
peace out
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>>74634295
It's going to get worse in the future.
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>>74634360
66% for Canada lol
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Why are British politicians so beautiful?
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>>74634231
the people who are frothing and foaming about serial nonce Stephen Fry getting fined are also the sort of spergs who report Katie Hopkins to the police for making tweets about Islam having no place in western Europe
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>You best understand natural selection when you're the one being bred out of the gene pool
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>>74634360
>>74634405
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reading an A C Grayling book
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>I'd let out a heartily chuckle if she ever got cox'd
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Even youtube knows lads

Savage
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>>74634405
believe it's closer to 95%
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>>74634436
post rpc38716.jpg, thanks
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>>74634405
>>74634360
source?
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>>74634540
don't give two shits princess
piss off
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>>74634436
does this comic series have a name anon?

>>74634449
bellend: the poster
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i support mass migration as revenge on the normies
inshallah white toffs and normalfags will be destroyed
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why is it bad when the majority of children are of a foreign background? or why are people worried about non-natives becoming the majority in a country?

rorke mentality aside, objectively speaking, why is it a bad thing?
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>>74634405
surprised it's not 100% since there's not such thing as a 'canadian'
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Christianity gets shit because they are the oppressors so serves them right
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am i sheed for not wanting my 13 year old sister texting boys?
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mom's new boyfriend just bought be a cod expansion pak!
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>>74634503
everyone is from a foreign background here except for the natives
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rahhh you man are bent kmt
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love energy drinks but they literally give you cancer so I never drink them
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>>74634611
Because what's the point of countries
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>>74634611
it doesn't matter, ethnic nationalists are autistic spackers
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>>74634618
c(an)uck's are mostly irish, northern UK
they all have that half mong/half frog look
they are more mongrel than most white americans
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The gf
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>>74634557
redpill/blackpillcomicsblogspot

think all the websites are down atm tho
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>>74634588
these are turning into a fetishistic rorke nonce's fever dream
lad really likes drawing his dream women being showered in the cum of alphas
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love energy drinks
love cider
not a fan of the pints
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>>74634712
HORRIBLE man hands
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>>74634682
Cultures
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Literally everything I do causes causes cancer
It's only a matter of time
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any wizards browse /brit/?
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>>74634633
not a sheed but it's a bit noncey to jealously guard your sister's sexuality desu
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have taken the virginity of 2 females. im a god among men.
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>>74634588
what I hate about these is how shitty they are drawn, yet they are spot fucking on
my instinct is to say something memeish about them like a good little boy but they are too fucking accurate
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>>74634766
Yeah
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>>74634770
sheeds are the ones who do that though
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watched an estonian kino
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in the last week i've eaten two burgers and two pizzas
worried i'm gonna gain weight
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>>74634770
just don't want her to become a roastie. i know how guys are
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>>74634773
give them back.
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>>74634611
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>>74634699
Anglonadians are more Scottish than Irish (outside of Newfoundland).

Frognadians are their own ethnic group.
>>
weirdest thing about /pol/ is that i've seen them call pretty much everyone who publicly espouses /pol/ views a Jewish shill
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>why is it bad when the majority of children are of a foreign background?
>or why are people worried about non-natives becoming the majority in a country?
>rorke mentality aside, objectively speaking, why is it a bad thing?
>>
>>74634766
it's weird, i live the life of a wizard but i used to get a lot of pussy before I got MS
>nothing about this post is ironic sadly
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>>74634823
>i know how guys are
erm, no sweetie, men are all saints its the evil feminazis who are the sluts that seduce well meaning honest men into their bed of iniquity
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>>74634854
It's kind of like someone announcing your secret club to the world
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>>74634611

Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I’m looking at you. Where are you? I’m sorry but some f–king wog…Arab grabbed my wife’s bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the f–king foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that’s just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You f–king (indecipherable). I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country.

“Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch’s our man. I think Enoch’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I’m into racism. It’s much heavier, man. f–king wogs, man. F–king Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back.

“The black wogs and coons and Arabs and f–king Jamaicans and f–king (indecipherable) don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don’t want f–king wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for f–k’s sake?

“We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he’s a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he’s our man, he’s on our side, he’ll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he’s on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!”
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>>74634611
I like my countries cultures, jfs out unless they integrate
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>>74634889
refuse to believe chinese have a higher unemployment rate than whites
>>
Just came back from work lads.

Work day consisted of a meeting in the morning, then going from London to York for another meeting in the afternoon, then going back.

Would not recommend tbqh.
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then I might sign up to the gym
cause I heard man are looking for me and my mates
after I'm done with pumping the weights
I'm gonna buy a stabproof vest and put in the plates
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"bastard [noun]s" is one of my favourite turns of phrases ever
i use it all the time
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>>74634766
35 year old wizard NEET checking in
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bet she acts like his mum
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>>74634854
Most people in Europe want a total ban on muslim immigration, most people (even white leftards) deep down hate niggers and muzzies. Stop pretending opposition to mass migration, multiculturalism, Islam and liberal degeneracy is a fringe position when it's a view held by 100% of sensible, normal people who don't want the very fabric of western civilization undermined in less than 50 years
>>
love mohammed (PBUH)
love allah
love ISIS

HATE liberty
HATE democracy
HATE logic
HATE science
>>
>>74634854
>/pol/ calls anyone who takes right-wing views but doesn't sperg about jews or white nationalism a (((civic))) nationalist
>/pol/ calls anyone who DOES sperg about jews and white nationalism controlled opposition

there's no winning with them
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bastard kiwis
>>
>>74635006
huge
>>
love cider

hate pints

t. average british "male"
>>
>>74635062
how do you feel about pints?
>>
So Corbyn lays out plans to cut inequality, tax cheats etc and shieeet
Meanwhile Mummy throws some token "we care about the poor" shit like capping energy tariffs

Hmmmm
>>
these are the most crank fucking comics i've ever seen
keep posting
>>
hmm yes 12 people stabbed to death in London in just the last fortnight. Very interesting. We're not even in summer yet and already people are dying at a rate of 1 a day.

Wonder who's behind it all? I bet it's those brexit voters who steamed that asylum seeker the other week
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>>74635126
cider comes in pints
fuck off
>>
>>74635157
>cut inequality, tax cheats etc and shieeet
how is that going to help the average person
>>
Fuck lads will Corbyn stop brexit?
>>
>>74634766

less than a year to go now
>>
>>74632526
don't slam it in her face, just slam it down on the table in front of her.Then when the dust has settled and you've gone they'll be stuck wondering if they should throw it out or actually keep it and eat the thing
>>
>>74635208
nobody calls ciders "pints"

fucking goof
>>
>Bugzy Malone sending for every London MC

he's got some cheek considering he got bodied by Chip of all people baka
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3466485/How-Blair-cynically-let-two-million-migrants-Explosive-biography-reveals-PM-s-conspiracy-silence-immigration-debate.html

Someone tell me why this man shouldn't be lynched in public and his rotting corpse dragged through the streets and then thrown off the white cliffs of dover
>>
hate alcohol
hate dogs
hate religion
>>
Reminder that Londoners consider themselves lucky if they have lived there for a year and only been mugged once or twice.
>>
>it's not fair someone earns more than me we should take their money and share it with everyone
>>
>>74635270
>Blair

It literally wasn't him. It was the Barbara woman.
>>
>>74635226
he'll do everything in his power to make sure it happens
wish his party wasnt full of bleeding heart troglodytes so he could be open about it and win back every working class person in the country
>>
>>74635078

do not care one iota
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>>74635290
I've lived in London all my life and never been mugged
>>
Why should I bother trying to be rich if it's just going to be taken from me and shared with everyone else as charity?
>>
we need to destroy the english countryside to house foreign brown people who despise us and our values
>>
>>74635290
>getting mugged

loool, state of you

roadmen only pick on weak runts, lived in T my whole live and never had trouble
>>
>>74635389
live on the Isle of Man m8
>>
>>74633269
1 > 3 > 2 > 4

only non batty boi answer
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>>74635383
>he thinks this is so exceptional that it's worth posting about
says it all
>>
>>74635383
how many people have you mugged tho?
>>
i had a theory that some hours of the day were commie/liberal hours on /brit/, other times of day were rorke and turbororke hours

but now i have a feeling it's more cyclical, based on the position of the moon. some weeks are rorke weeks, others are lefty weeks
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got the 'tism lads
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>>74635492
is this a rorke week?
>>74635441
ooga booga
>>
>>74635455
haha what 4 is the only moderately attractive one in the bunch

very strange answers in this thread
>>
>visit London
>suddenly cognizant of the fact that most people around me are a foot shorter than me whereas in the countryside where I'm from everyone is about the same height as me

I swear the average height for men in London must be 5'7 or something.
>>
don't remember asking
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>>74635328
stop sending letters
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>>74635558
yes, I believe so. i'm feeling more rorke as well.

maybe we're emboldened by the utter state of the Labour party collapsing and are a bit angry that Macron won in France
>>
>>74635290
I've only been mugged once in 19 years of living in london
>>
>>74635579
I'm 5'9 in London and all men are far taller than me
>>
>>74635492
daytime hours are rasheed hours when only smelly NEET virgins/paki shop till assistants are on. Night time is civilized, intelligent rorke hours where we unwind after a productive day's work
>>
How is Sadiq Aman Khan, Emir of London, responding to this wave of crime?
>>
>>74635675
>only mugged once
>only
farting and screaming
>>
love allah
love MS flight simulator
love stanley knives

HATE modernism
HATE new york
HATE firefighters
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>I've only been mugged once
>>
>>74635579
it really does depend where you are. In central London you're more likely to be around taller western European men. In some paki shithole like Wembley you'll be a foot taller than all the inbred shitskins
>>
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I have awoken from my slumber
>>
>>74635726
first offence you lose your hand, second offence you lose your head
>>
>>74635579

felt like a giant in santiago at 5'11"
>>
Started making all my decisions via coin flips now
Sort of liberating
>>
>>74635757
one of the first of these posts to make me laugh
>>
>>74635756
tb{h} im actually at a profit
>>
>>74635705
who are your go-to intellectuals? i find right-wing radical thinkers much more interesting than lefty ones.
>>
been living in london and never been mugged once because i'm a hard cunt that looks intimidating
>>
>it's a "/brit/ starts talking about height in its typical faux post-ironic manner" episode
ah yes, carry on
>>
>>74635802
in 90% of all areas in London you will be surrounded by inbred shitskins
>>
>>74635849
sargon
julius evola
hunter avalon
peter hitchens
>>
never been mugged in my life because I live around white people and crime is virtually non-existant here.

not a hard lad at all, i'm actually very soft and feminine x
>>
>>74635705
>rorkes
>working
i thought immigrants took their jobs
>>
>>74635918

Violently snorting
>>
>>74635579
Whenever I'm in central London I kept being asked by people for directions.

Especially foreign women for some reason.

I don't mind but it never happens to me elsewhere.
>>
never been mugged because i have street smarts

t. university of life graduate
>>
>>74635918
sargon's not an intellectual nor is he right-wing nor is he interesting
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>evola
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>>74635849
houellebecq, dugin, peter hitchens, edward feser, theodore dalrymple

slightly older: pat buchanan, charles murray, russell kirk, michael oakeshott
>>
FUCK

YEAH

BELGIUM
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>>74636011
top lads
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>>74635290
london is a shithole but you have to be a turbo runtoid weakling to be mugged
Lived there for 2 years and never had any issues because im a 6'2 brick shithouse
>>
>>74635881
mate central london is literally 90% white during working hours
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>sargon
>hunter avalon
>>
Alan de Benoist is one of the only interesting rightist philosophers in recent decades
>>
Hate:
Pakis
Bankers
Southerners
Druggies
Lefties


Love:
Booze
Tits
Football
>>
>>74636004
read up on some Hobbes
>>
>>74635849

roger scruton
>>
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>>74636062
great post mate i'm doubled over
>>
getting my daily dose of lindybeige and metatron lads
>>
>>74635996
same and because I'm not a manlet, no point risking it with a big fella like me when some 5'6 mong will walk past soon
>>
>>74635996
currently doing a post-graduate course in what some bloke in the pub told me
>>
>>74636011
what did they do?
>>
could someone give me a quick rundown on stefan molyneux's 2 hour commentary on the french election
>>
if rorke is a righty, and rasheed is a lefty, who is the radical centrist equivalent?
>>
>>74636060
that's because you don't go to shit areas. I used to go to school in one of the worst nigger parts of london and got mugged 5 times, held at knife point on multiple occasions. The police do absolutely fuck all about it. Nigs over ever target white kids too, they literally go around in gangs of about 5-10 on buses and act with pure impunity. That's why when the BBC or guardian focus on a white-on-black hate crime it always makes me angry, this sort of thing is literally 100x more common in the other direction and no one gives a shit about it

they are absolutely savage scum, far worse than any other ethnic group and 100% deserve to be repatriated to whatever sub-saharan shithole they crawled out from. My experiences around them have convinced me they will never, ever be civilized and will simply drag everyone else down with them
>>
>>74636192
tarquin

radical centrists are also lefties by default because they are ambivalent to the radical demographic change happening in this country
>>
>>74636193
haha povvo
>>
>>74636151
Snuck through to the Eurovision finals despite being shit because the music was a little catchy and she fucked up so hard she burst into treats once the song finished
>>
>>74636192
radical centrist already begins in r
>>
>>74636258
oh. i dont care about that. thanks for wasting my time.
>>
>>74636009
these

>>74636092
this

>>74636075
also this

also alastair macintyre
>>
>>74636193
So glad I don't live in London lmao
>>
https://twitter.com/chavsmasher
>>
>>74635849
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Anjem Choudary, Sadiq Khan
>>
what kind of inbred provincial place called chavs 'charvers'
>>
>>74636344
>>74636344
>>74636344
>>74636344
>>
>>74636310
>last post 2015

reee anything more recent???
>>
>>74636193
Good post. where did you go school?
>>
>>74636158
it was the fault of single mothers
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