OFFICIAL EUROVISION 2017 SEMI-FINAL 1 THREAD 5

Ukraine is gay lmaooooo

wheres the fucking sticky

Swedish gays

SWEDEN YES

First for russia being war mongers

I AM A GREEK

cute

>>74629963
dubs and we beat the uk

dubs and we win

mainlanders aren't funny

grease

What was he wondering?

she's KEWT

if dubs latvia wins

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> SWEDEN UNIRONICALLY GAY

sweden
yes

WHERE'S THE FUCKING STICKY

>>74630077
Where is it mods???

I want to lick her pusy.

The hosts are fags literally

Eurovision is for gays. I hope we'll be banned for ever.

I am greek

QT

Does Greece even have the money to host in case they win?

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Commentators worse than swedens t b h

Why are the hosts so cute and fuckable?

>That mouth
THIS IS NOT NORMAL

I am Greek

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That alarm clock sounded just like mine

GREASE YES

Worst inter-act skits since Sweden hosted desu

Me? well im greek if you really want to know.

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So is Greece's strategy just sending shit so they don't have to host because it would wreck their economy?

Jew time

WTF I love Greek women now!

yawn boring greece

Demy is cute! CUTE!

Nice piercing blue eyes

>>74630140
yeah yeah keep butthurting more if you can

H O T
O
T

dubs and Ireland comes last place in whatever semifinal we're in

>>74630146
you will pay

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>that leg

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>Celebrate Diversity

What did ((((((((((((((they))))))))))))))))) mean by this ?

greek/10

So why did Portugal just sing Somewhere That's Green?

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who /greek/ here?

the second semi-final will save this shit contest

Is she Greek?

>>74630146
if ukraine has why wouldn't greece have?

i want to stick my dick in gyros

Who /greek/ here?

Looks like alexandra daddario

>>74630151
hou je bek s kankerflikker

turkish rapebaby

nice leg/10

qt

WHY DO THEY ALL SING IN ENGLISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like this song.

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>exposed leg in a dress

this is shit

>>74630184
that usually happens regardless

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I'll pay her debnts if she becomes my sex slave!

>>74630116
if he liked being fucked in the ass lmao

>>74630146
We'll pay

Greece can pay me denbts with this waifu.

My notes on this one are that it's very, very homo

>>74630133
that's nasty

>>74630140
I also hope we get our permanent position revoked. I'm sick of this poisoning my TV screen every year

>>74630196
Here
t. Greek

hnnnnng those thighs

>>74630077
saturday maybe

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>>74630167
Excuse you?

>>74630146
With that voice-control they wont have to worry about winning any time soon

>>74630196
>>74630212
>>74630170

>>74630196
>>74630212
I am Greek
and i'd hit it tbhlads

I am Greek

>>74630153
imagine what she can suck

To my non-euro friends who can't view the stream, I am hosting a VPN so you can view the stream as if you are in the UK. Here are the details:

[PLACE THIS IN FUTURE THREADS]
Type - PPTP
Domain - englishcombe.asuscomm.com
Username: INT_EUROVISION
Password: celebratediversity

Enjoy the autism <3

I think you have enough lipstick, lassie

WHERE ARE THE PORTUGUESE POSTERS REEE

>>74630221
>moha watches eurovision

>blue eyes
>brown hair
>shows leg
WINNER

I want Demy to give me sumata with her luscious tights!

>>74630151
They are fucking white males, not very diverse.

utter

shit

THIS BITCH CANT SING!

>>74630285
the fucking mvp

how degenerate can europe make dancing?

>>74630231
I retract my statement.

>>74630248
Too old for you, Ahmed?

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>>74630188
;)

>>74630247
>my notes are on this one

>>74630285
just turn on the tv m8

Je suis Grek

can't sing but at least it's upbeat

>>74630228
Because they are all foreign which means they are diverse because they can sing in english.

[Poses]

>>74630283
She can extract a 10£ note from a closed wallet at 50 yards

demy cant sing for shit,
but mah cock

>>74630285
STFu petras, kada grisi namo?

>There's a negro in my hair

What did she mean by this

whats even the point of the 2 glitter water dancers

>>74630310
but she's the qtest :3

Alma? a shit

Sticky when

So who is participating for Turkey?

>>74630296
Lurkin

This is still the best Greek eurovision song for some time now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k2MOJOkKg

Don't like the dress that much

>dat off pitch bitch

this is terrible

>>74630238
how come they never choose good entries

Are you Greek, /int/?

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>>74630296
worried about his autism ruining the performance

PLEASE SAVE US JURY

best girl for sure

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She's my waifu!

>tfw the dutch guy who likes the tall host won't be your bf
Why live

I have a raging boner rn

>>74630322
>he doesn't watch the entries beforehand and take notes so he has a good idea of what to tell /int/ during the live threads
amateur

shit song but at least she's pretty

ours is shit and ugly

She can't sing for shit but I'd still lick her pusy

BOLAND STRONG

fleshlight

Poland bringing the chebs again

GENERIC
E
N
E
R
I
C

cutest so far

she is off-key but my dick doesnt care

Papież pedał xD

The crowd looks so dead

Did anyone else here the fucking standard non-edites Saw Wave in the background WTF

>>74630378

belgium is better

>>74630345
This is how every straight man that watches this shit votes. With his dick.

my arse can sustain a better tone than this

>homos in the bg

>>74630357

This is exactly the sort of fun stuff I'm pining for right now.

KURWA

SLAVIC TITS INCOMING

Where are my native languages?

>Everyone sings ballads in English

WHY

>>74630355
>Turkey
>participating

fleshlight

kurwa

>>74630326
I can watch it just fine, this is for burgers and leafs who can't watch the Stream because it's not available in their country

>>74630347
Kai baigsiu mokslus
>tjk musu dalyviai yra sudas siemet

I wanna dig into her gyros if you know what i mean.

>FLESHLIGHT

cute bolan

>>74630415
ew faggot

POLAND TIME
cute doggos

OJCZE NASZ

KTORYS JEST W NIEBIE

Q T P I E
Q
T
P
I
E

> Kasia Moś
My benis can into space

>>74630409
REEEEEEEE

>tfw no milkmaid gf

>>74630415
she's fat af bro

shit song but qt

B O L A N D

Poland brings tits, what's new?

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L
O
V
E

>>74630374
Are you kidding his autism makes it so much better.

Poland has nudes, btw.

QQQQQTTTTTT

>>74630432
You did not lie at all

pooland sends a fleshtube

>>74630374
we need help to save us from Soviet satellites voting all for each other

QUICK!!! TO MY TOILET

SHE'S FROM MY TOWN
I ACTUALLY KNOW HER, SHE'S A FAMILY FRIEND
:333333333333

You know what lads, I don't think this semen slurping competition is for me

Poland isn't Europe tho

>tfw forgot to invest in eastern poland

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Claim your Eurovision waifu

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>>74630187
Is that an fetish of your?

Poland ...you didn't send your cutest girls this year!

Those tits will get her to the final

ewwww fake blonde whore

We could just use the same thread you stupid swede it's not like it will get knocked off the board tonight

>tfw no polish gf

>>74630388
this

>>74630357
I paused the stream to listen to this,
we need songs like this one at eurovision,
I want it to be fun not this boring bullshit we have now

Captcha armenia ends
lel

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another power ballad

Disappointing Poland

BASED poland with the qts

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I luv you poland

THIRD SONG THIS EVENING WRITTEN BY A SWEDE

YOU ARE ALL SHEEP, WE'LL WIN NO MATTER WHAT

Turning over to Taskmaster soon

MOMMY!!

Poland needs to be liberated again.

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polan :DDDDd

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT VIOLINS ARE JUST A GIMMICK

ALL THE SOUND IS PRE-RECORDED

cute but heh, yet another ballad in english

INVEST IN EASTERN POLAND
N
V
E
S
T

I
N

E
A
S
T
E
R
N

P
O
L
A
N
D

>>74630470
Of fucking course it's Greece.

Poland has playboy pics

google "Kasia Mos playboy"

they are low tier broing stuff tho

Holy shit those tits

Nice tits, Poland!

Where are my milking Polish beauties?

>>74630445
oh i see
good then

POLAND DELIVERS

Kurwa mach song

>>74630475
for real? noice

>bolish tits
how creative

>>74630475
sauce

WILNO
NASZE
KURWA

fuck us pls

Too old.

>>74630433
celebrate diversity in the global language goy

Why so many white people? Where is the diversity?

>Dem legs and boobs
Poland has my 12 votes and my 12 inches

My diagnosis:
Boring ballad but nice boobies

>>74630367
don't you remember? we can't afford to host it so we have to keep sendin in pure shite

Why do Poland always bring the qt contestants?

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>fire
>desire

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POLSKA
O
L
S
K
A

Put a bag over her head and it's a 9/10

Why she exposed her tits? Only faggots vote.

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Loving them legs tho

>>74630563
delet this spic

>>74630574
Accurate

>brown eyes
>bleached hair
i take it back
not QT at all

Big fan of this one, I am

12 points from my dick

SKYYYYYYFAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

>>74630519
Oh shit, thanks for the reminder lad.

>>74630565
this and this
>>74630563

>>74630508
>tfw no Polish farming gf with massive tits and good butter-churning technique
Give me a good reason not to end it now lads

fuck, it's always Poland that has the hottest girls

what's your secret?

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THIS IS JUST A COPY OF FINLAN SONG
THIS IS JUST A COPY OF FINLAN SONG
THIS IS JUST A COPY OF FINLAN SONG

>>74630563
DELET THIS NOW

>>74630491
>burgers are bitter because they can't enter the best international competition the world has to offer

completely forgettable

status: waiting for the nipslip

>>74630588
this

>>74630494
ETERNAL GOAT

>>74630415
THIS

Adorable 17 year old qt

>>74630494
D E M Y
L
O
V
E
georgia and albania were hot too

>>74630580
because they can?

>>74630600
for our benefit, i suppose
but it's not jury time yet

>>74630470
aesthetic as fuck

>>74630563
Gibraltar nascie

she rhymed fire with desire, i don't like her anymore

>>74630474
i guess foreigners might think that

it's just that there's no part in the lyrics that justifies such aggressive singing like he did in two moments

I literally cannot tell the songs apart, the are all the same
what the fuck

ENGLISH
N
G
L
I
S
H

SAW MOVIE THEME

>>74630620
I reckon Noel will take this series. He's winning pretty much every artistic challenge.

>>74630626
shes more qt tho so no one cares

tits

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Don't worry lads, Epic Sax Guy is the next one.

MAMA MAMA

epic sax guy returns.

SKYFAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Is she a man? Her voice is too masculine :/

MEME SAX IS BACK

higher
desire
surprise
skies
hypnotize

>FREEDOM

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>tfw it's only a matter of time before you get a polish mail order bride

>>74630689
>>74630693
very accurate

TIME TO SKA

ROBOT VOICE

>>74630674
t. harambe

>FREEDOM

what did she mean lmao

SAX GUY
A
X

G
U
Y

UK will give Poland 12 points lelel

>>74630689
>>74630693
seems about right

WTF WAS THAT VOICE

>sudden robot

Time for saxophone memes

T I M E
I
M
E

F O R
O
R

E P I C
P
I
C

S A X
A
X

G U Y
U
Y

IT WAS A ROBOT ALL ALONG

Boeing and basic as fuck
Hot bitch tho

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>>74630626
but not a copy of finlan tits :DD

Here we go

WE EPIC SAX GUY NOW

EPIC SAX GUY

>>74630689
>>74630693
Top kek

???

>>74630664
I'm ok with this. Anyone but the eternal Anglo

MAMMA MAMMA :-DDD

>SAX MEME

YES

THAT'S MY JAM

ITS FUCKING TIME!!!!!

MOLDOVA SAX YES

>>74630689
>>74630693
true

SAXXXXXXXXXX

Shes fucking disgusting mom id not love to fuck.

>>74630689
>>74630693
sounds about right

>>74630689
>>74630693

accurate

>>74630689
>>74630693
Accurate.

Does anyone else feel like every song is missing 'something'? There's nothing powerful.

lmao were they shouting Russia?

pls be good

>>74630737
I thought they said "Epic sex guy"

>>74630689
>>74630693
accurate lmao

"russia russia russia" when she said goodbye?
anyways,
IT'S SAX TIEM!

EPIC SAX

THE SAXY SAX MAAAAAN!

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STOP BREXIT

POLAND IS FUCKING HOT

Do other cunts have a bantering commentator too?

Moldova isn't Europe

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THIS IS JUST A COPY OF FINLAN SONG
THIS IS JUST A COPY OF FINLAN SONG
FUCK YOU POLAND
FUCK YOU POLAND

S E R G E Y

pls don't disappoint

OLD MEMES
L
D

M
E
M
E
S

EPIC SAX GUY

WE EPIC SAX GUY NOW

HEY HEY YOU

YES

YES

>>74630689
>>74630693
I HAVE NO REGRETS

because it's true

The fucking blues brothers

This is the stupidest dance in this Eurovision. Quite an achievement

TOWN RAPIST
O
W
N

R
A
P
I
S
T

> gonna get played like a damn saxophone

HE CAME BACK TO SAVE US ALL

BOY HE GON DO IT

MEME MAGIC!!!

REV UP THE SAX

MOLDOVA'S ENTRY IS ONE OF THE GREAT ONES THIS YEAR
LITERALLY "PUT A DONK ON IT: THE SONG" WITH SAX MAN

>>74629963
Almost songs are in english,I called it colonisation progressive.

>>74630785
Finland song was shit anyways

>>74630722
freedom for wilno

SAX GUY
A
X

G
U
Y

>>74630782
But they're good

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>>74630689
>>74630693

delete this post mate

I'm diggin this

Fuck sax guy

FUCK MY WIFE, SAX GUY!

TIME FOR SAXX
I
M
E

F
O
R

J
A
X
X

EPIC SAX GUY

EPIC SAX GUY YEAH

who's this can't see, im sending votes now

already better than the rest

This is meme good

EPIC VIOLINIST CONFIRMED

ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

SAX BOIIII

Fuck me I knew the final was soon but I didn't realise the first Semi was tonight

>Moldova will never send these mad bastards again

https://youtu.be/nHAY_OVN_gY

IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO?

> 2010 memes
Longcat is long, can I has cheezeburger :))))

Unironically will listen to this song after Eurovision ends

S A X
A
X

Would you guys vote for this song if we sent that?
It's sung in Italian, Calabrian, Sicilian, Griko and Friulan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDLV_lG-zl0

disappointed desu

WTF WERE THEY DOING IN AMSTERDAM

>>74630780
as fuck our is a hater very rude too

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>>74630821

that sax solo gets my seal of approval

Literally the best so far

BASED MOLDOVA SAVING THE EVENING

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ITS
EPIC

you guys webming this??

Memedova

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>Epic Sax

This is the best song yet desu

xd

Best so far

How do u even vote?
Is it the ridiculously expensive sms?

E P I C S A X G U Y
P
I
C

S
A
X
G
U
Y

Sax guy was a disappointment, but I might vote for this

The man.
The meme.
The legend.

>>74630780
sadly no, our broadcaster still thinks we're in the 70s or something and sends serious people

>>74630898
thank you mr sax guy

best by far. not even because of the memes

BASED FUCKING MOLDOVA

>>74630898
thank you mr sax guy