OFFICIAL EUROVISION 2017 SEMI-FINAL 1 THREAD 4

mama mia, as an italian I fucking hate finland

if dubs we win

test

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1. Belgium
2. Montenegro
3. Australia

Petition to ban ballads from Eurovision when?

Eurovision is shit for gays. I hope we'll be banned for ever.

>>74629137
nice try sean

dubs and next song is good

Not very impressed with this, Finland

black bird dont sing

dubs and we win

>>74629140
>the state of the uk

>>74629180
>Montenegro

WHY DON'T THEY STICKY THIS


IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING 4TH THREAD

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSS STICKY ALREADY

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0 points

sticky when mods reeeee

boring tbhwyf

next time send pekka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5zz-CI97Hw

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wtf why no sticky yet mods?

>>74629180
nice meme

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Literal fucking shit, worst song so far. Too bad we'll give you 12 points just for showing up.

actually like this one. half decent singer and ok song

i didnt like any of these songs
terrible experience

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pleasant voice desu

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>>74629219

4/10

Boring
No memes
No autism

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BENIS AND BIANO TIME

Why are UK, Spain, Germany, France and Italy always directly qualified? They always place last on the competition.

We made the right choice in the referendum.

YOUWOOOoOOOoOO

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BINLAND

>All these ballads

Eurovision is supposed to be fun, where are all the fun songs?

>>74629180
Belgium was trash

>>74629270
We pay more than you

this is really gay even for yurovision

Finnish snooze fest

I want to get spitroasted and raped by the 3 hosts.

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Anyone else here /hatesallsongs/ so far ?

This could quite possibly be the worst contest in recent memory.

>crowd shouting in the middle because it's boring as fuck

>>74629270
they're the ones who funds this

>this shitty camera work

thanks EBU, you fucking faggots

>>74629270
Because they finance it.

I like our song

>>74629270
Because we pay the most money or something, I dunno.

> Finland isn't sending a meme
I HATE THIS TIMELINE

>>74629270
because they bring the dough for this inclusive shitfest

MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY

>>74629285
Gay Khal Drogo was fun though

This is the best so far

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At least it's not Belgium I guess.

>>74629270
they pay for the show.

Could be great with a better singer

this song is shit
it will probably qualify

all the songs sounds the same
only mountnigger was a bit better

Knock off Sia time

F

>>74629270
Because they are the only relevant nations.

>azerbaijan
>not white

boring, next

Cmon suomi I fell asleep

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY

>>74629233
you guys win every 2nd year anyway

>mfw kids today won't get the reference

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

Take these broken wings and learn to fly

was this is this celine dion?

>>74629285
Eurovision hasn't been fun since about 2013 unfortunately.

Who is this spooky bitch.

Boring.

looks like tumblr sent their representative as well

>>74629270
because they're the only ones actually paying for shit

>>74629322
Cant pull it every year.

>Eurovision
>Azerbaijan

Shit song, I hate Finland and mammi now

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>>74629270
We pay for this shit ... so a nice way to show your thanks would be to give us some points this year

>>74629302
me

Finland's song lacking any sort of powerful moment. I don't advance it.

>>74629292
So it's a bribing competition?

BORING
O
R
I
N
G

FUCK JURY
U
C
K
J
U
R
Y

I bet she puts they/them on her twitter profile

edgy

ACTING

Would
Not
Fug

>hipsterbaijan

Edgy.

>>74629270
>paying for this
>never winning it

Never won it

why are countries like azerbaijan, finland and australia allowed to compete? they aren't even european

>SKELLETONS
2Spoopy

>>74629365
honestly i thought it was about /balt/

3 edgy 4 me

today i learned that blackbirds dont sing.. thank you funland

JIHAD

>youtube livestream
>chat disabled

Why?

Afraid people will call out the contestants for being faggots and trannies?

Azerbaijan saviour of the white race

Is that an autistic woman? very inclusive azerbaijan

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Oh god

what the fuck Azerbaijan

>dat horse head

Kind of like it

Generic instagram whore

E D G Y
D
G
Y

CRAWWWLING IIIINNN MYYY SKIIIIIIIIN

>White person
>Azerbaijan
Is she actually from there or did they just pay her to represent them?

So we all agree that Sweden and Australia have been the best so far, right? Montenegro was bearable too.

>>74629318
Wrong. Go read about it you infinitely asshurt Polish diaspora.

Who even is azerbaijan

S K E L E T O N

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SKELETON

SPOOKY SKELETONS

Wtf scary Azerbaijan

i dont understand a word, is that russian

I like this edgy shit

Edgy

ow

>EXTREME SKELETON

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>EXTREME SKELETONS

I actually like this

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Going to win Lads

UGLY AF

>EXTREME
>SKELETONS

thank mr skeltal

>le horse gimmick

fuck off turks

girl is a shit singer

this is soooo deep

fukin löl

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>BAD
WDSMBT?

>>74629444
Which one?

r9k

2deep4me

>>74629429
wait until you find israel is on it too

>>74629454
Are you blind?

lol so randum this is literally /b/ xd

>skeleton

WHERE ARE THE WARNINGS
FUCK U AZERBAIJAN

>dat bass
like this song tbqhwyf

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>extreme skeleton

>Hipster

>Muslim

>Not European

Why even?

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S K E L E T O N

>horse dance

A FUCKING HOERS ON A LADDER

SKELETON SENSATION

dat boi

>Song about skeletons
>Features meme horse mask

Please explain.

SURPRISE SPOOK

What Batman villain is this?

WELL DONE BAKU

>>74629454
Shes caked in cosmetics
>white

doot doot

Is she even trying to speak english?

what if she just wrote "nigger" on the chalk board

Is this the new Bill Nye show?

>>74629553
2deep4u bro?

Okay I can actually dig this
Best one so far

I'm Azeri. I'm so sorry for this

isn't black horse some metaphor for nigger dick?

BLACKED

Will this song end with horse-head man hanging himself?

catchy song fucking when

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP BRING ALL YOUR GUUUUUNS

>the fuckin horse

this is absolutely ridiculous

2spoopy4me

>she

>>74629587
it's pretty good though

thank u hungry skeletor

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This fucking horse though.

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HOW DID WE GO FROM THIS...

>Surrounded by orgies

>>74629587
This is cool man, I like it

oh fugg :-DDDD

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FUKKEN WHITE MAILS

>>74629575
lul

i like this

The song isn't too bad

did she just say DAT BOI ??

THORNS
DAMAGED
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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I WANT MORE GAY ASS EUROVISION SHIT GODDAMNIT WHAT IS THIS ANYMORE

BAD BOY IM A SKELLINGTON

>>74629459
Not-Turkey

/ourguy/

this is fucking horrible

side note: it's all fucking horrible

all you mainlanders have no taste if you have enough passion for this to keep this shit running

WHY

DOES

HE

WEAR

THE

MASK

IMA SKELLITOOOOAAAAAAAAN

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>>74629564
afla

>>74629628
>mfw twisting diarrhea

Best song of the lot so far

WE

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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SEND YOUR ENERGIES

By FAR the best song

ladderhorse

>>74629588
>this projecting

Grimes esque

thanks mr skelly

T I M E
I
M
E

F O R
O
R

S A L V A D O R
A
L
V
A
D
O
R

SALVADOR

ALBERTO

oh boy, here comes the banter

more like spookyvision

>>74629632
Are you extreme skeleton?

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IM A SKELETOR

SALVADOR

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>>74629620

feminist

/ourguy/

go portugal

>>74629665
If I took it off, would he neigh?

this portugal lad is a cheeky bugger

HERE WE GO LADS, PORTUGAL GOT THIS

TSUUUUUUUUU

A fucking gypsy.

>woodie allen

pleb

>I'm a skeletons
BRAVA

POORTUGAL
Also all the best songs were not in english.

Another Edgelord incoming

Poortugal is African

TSUUUUUUU

Portugal 10/10

Not joking btw

ALberto barbosa time

>>74629683
\o/

S A L V A D O R
A
L
V
A
D
O
R

post malones portugese brother

nice fucking posture dude

portugal a cute !

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

1. Montenegro
2. ajibawhatever
3. all others

>>74629661
you never had a talent to meme anyways

BARBOSA

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time for greatest ally

WE

How can Turkey (used to at least), Armenia, Azerbaijan be so relatively progressive and just south of these countries are the most oppressive countries in the world, Iran, Syria, Iraq, etc.

This is one of the better ballads from what I remember

the poortugal one isnt actually trash what?

Oh good god.

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the fuck is this shit portugal

is he actually autistic?

wtf I love portugal now

This guy a cute.

He's pretty white for a moor

Is he unironically autistic?

r9k personafied

poortugal why

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>those hands

OY VEY

>>74629755
don't hate.

does he have autism
legit question

O MARIA SALVADOR, TE QUIERO ME AMOR

>numale cuck with a faggy voice
good job poortugal

what is this disney song

Is this guy autistic ? Wtf is going on

r9k

this is the best song i ever heard

>>74629758
I want /sp/ to leave

Comfy

he is brave singing amongst the public

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Man, Gollum really let himself go

Not bad.

cute autismo

i like

Why does his head look too small for his body in that jacket

t. TSUUUUUUUUUUlberto Barbosa

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*handrubbing intensifies*

Dafuq is this?

Portugal is cute. Cute!

>singing in your native language

10/10

This is NOT the voice I was expecting.

Good dog

What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>74629761
THIS. Great taste mate.

Is he autistic?

wtf is this hipstervision ffs fuck europeans

>>74629761
1. PORTUGAL

>>74629800
that's why he's /ourguy/, what did you think?

montenegro wins

Portugal has the worst song in this contest.
I don't get why people are hyping this shit.

ALBERTO

is he crazy?

is he an eunuch?

Steven Assanti is looking good desu.

> too Poortugal to participate last year

This is the song he sings while stalking loli

very nice ;_;

FUCK. It's that time of the year again.

Im solidly behind this cute, cute boy

>>74629781
severe heart condition

he's going to die soon if he doesn't get a new heart

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>that pure voice

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Is that weaponized autism I have heard so much about?

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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RIBBEDI RAB

>>74629805
No, but he has suffered hernias's recently and will die later this year if he doesn't receive a heart transplant.

them
drugz
shieeeeeeet

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A literal autist lmao

I actually quite like this

This is really nice

what the fuck is this

AUTISTIC BARBOSA

>if Wojak had hair

>ywn be this cute

>>74629874
Is that just so you can put your penis in his moorish anus?

>>74629080
Not available in my region wtf?

>>74629873
damn right it is

I like it

Is this Eliza?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Is it Tourettes?

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He gets points for singing in Portuguese

But that's it

What the fucking hell

IM SOLD
SALVADOR IS MY WINNER

Bravo portugal!

IS HE AUTISTIC, ASPERGERS, RETARD OR WHAT

How is this favourite? Belongs in Mary Poppins or some shit, not eurovision ffs

A fucken spastic with the voice of an angel.

/OURGUY/

At least he sings in his language.

Celebrate diversity my ass.

Only good song so far.

Autism wins

looks awkward but I like it

Fuck with such shitty songs even Latvia could win

BORING SHIT

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This is actually pretty good, autism aside

What's this guys problem?

This is fucking shit, I hate this guy

I'm fairly certain I saw this guy on the Theroux autism documentary

literally disney-tier

autistic opera is nice

>>74629805
Hé had 2 operations Just before the event

Where are all the Albertos ITT?

This guy is on all the drugs

Comfy as fuck

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This shit is really good

Any country presenting a song in their national language gets a plus from me

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Salvador is cute! CUTE!

>>74629939
is that supposed to be an insult? mary poppins songs are way better than eurovision

>>74629887
you are now feeling its true power

>>74629939
you prefer "i've got my suit on" to this?

>>74629917
that's what you get for not being European

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THAT'S FUCKING REVIEWBRAH
KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE

>>74629978
Too ashamed to post

>>74629978
ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74629938
just portugese

>>74629873
hú de megdugnám a rátonyi krisztát

>CELEBRATE DIVERSITY BY SENDING A LITERAL RETARD

Good thinking portugal

bretty gud desu

>>74629853
link for doujin

> dat cheering

Why?

Azerbaijan and Portugal are the best so far

New waifu

TAKE ME AUTISTIC ALBERTO-DUDE

Vote for the autist or you're a faggot

Literal semi-winner

>>74629988
Has italy sung yet

i need the greek generic upbeat song

>>74629988
>tfw the uk refuses to do a song in arabic

VOTE
FOR
PORTUGAL

THE PuBLIC LOVES HIM

>>74629963

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