OFFICIAL EUROVISION 2017 SEMI-FINAL 1 THREAD 3

dubs and we win

why do all belgian girls look the same

I recognise all these songs

Fucking Britpop artists released them 15 years ago

first

>>74628049

lmao belgium wtf is this shit

Homely/10

why is her voice so low what the fuck

holy shit belgium cheer up

nth for /balt/

BELGIQUE

>>74628049
Sounds like lana del ray song

She sounds like she's about to collapse desu

th for mods are fags

>>74628156
>off by one
congratulations frocio

sweden is gay faggot cuck ass country

tranny voice

2010 was the best Eurovision ever

Debate me

Not impressed by Belgium.

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What did he mean by this?

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>>74628156

Is she a trap?

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why sad?

>>74628049
For futures references, we shouldn't make new threads right after we hit bump limit. The previous thread was only at page two.

I like Belgium's song

She's can't sing for shit but it works for her

we're a nation of depressed people

I like it, indie rock vibe

>another one of these white wimmin with a manly deep voice

Winehouse is dead and so is that hype, stop it.

tips for the newfriends
don't click on any shady thumbnails in this thread

They toned down the music didn't they?

have we performed yet?

I feel like I recognize this song, what is that?

she sounds like she's about to cry

I'll be all alone with her in the danger zone if you know what I mean.

its a tranny schoolgirl

Such a gorgeous 17 year old

>>74628049
MOOOOOOODS WHERE'S THE FUCKING STICKY

>>74628125
she's Adele's cousin, google it up

>Baritone women

If you enjoy this, you're gay, son

she's cute i guess but wtf is this song

This one is gonna get 12 points from Norway i fucking know it.

Belgium was a mistake.

>>74628189
yeah but much worse

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>take my hand

I'd take her hand

Eurovision is shit for gays. I hope we'll be banned for ever.

>>74628215
2006
but 2010 was good too

>>74628167
THIS

ugly voice

autism but waifu

>>74628215
2013 m8, out of the recent ones.

Every eurovision before 2007 was GOAT, espeically in the 2003-2007 era.

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>>74628205
>cucked by faggot cuck ass country

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

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>>74628049

>>74628247
Lana del Rey

Also, it was quite popular b4 yuro vision

good song, bad live performance

too nervous

Belgium's act sucks. Next.

The backing vocals are better than the fucking singer.

best song so far 2bh

why so many swedes itt? it's embarrassing af

>>74628277
So do we all :)

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nil points here we come

Hopefully Idrael wins

Generic 2010's folk pop hipster whatever shit voice

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>>74628049
>>74628156
>>74628164
>>74628167
>>74628173
>>74628175
>>74628237
>>74628238
>>74628249
>>74628247
>>74628256
>>74628255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlr8SpLusTM
push him!

>>74628221
"celebrate diversity"

oh NOW she can raise her fucking voice

God she's awful but I really might vote for this

>>74628215
LARV LARV LARV

>>74628234
She's sounds like she's going to kill herself any second

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>>74628205

OH MY GOD SHE'S CRYING

that was the longest intro i've ever heard

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That was shit

>>74628168
And too deep...nope. Makes me wonder if they'll make it through, because right now it sounds like she's..."in the dangerzone"

>>74628246
Yes

she's completely overwhelmed by this

Someone give her some antidepressants

I want to save her...

>that double chin

>>74628246
yes it was dogshit
like all the other songs so no worries

This is growing on me to be honest. Best one yet at least, though that's saying fuck all.

>>74628317
i-i liked it

This is really good, modern sound. Good looks to boot. Dutch genes.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
SERIOUSLY BELGIUM

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>>74628317
I wanna vote for her so she has intercourse with me.

she seems so bored

>>74628277
>i never like eurovision in the first place muh

>>74628221
wtf I love Sweden now.

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>>74628221
HELL MODERKNULLANDE SEGER

S L A V K O

KHAL DROGO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HiLKVdNJt_o Would give points to Belgium desu.

faggot alert

shouldve gone higher pitched earlier. most of this was boring monotone tripe

I fucking love it. I hope belgium wins

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>>74628167
That you stole from America

Which were written by swedes like Max

rly tantalized my noggin

HERE COMES THE DIVERSITY

SHE'S 17

lmao this faggot from podgorica

wow

that was...


huh...

>>74628317
I think it's enough to get through, she needs to build confidence for the final.

There was no crescendo to that last song

Flat as fuck

BRAIDMAN WITH HORSEBODY

Belgium this is horrific, everything about this. She can't sing or perform, her voice is shit, the song is shit. No, bad Belgium, don't.

>lose it all
about right

HERE COMES THE FAGGOT


GET READY FOR THE SPICY MEMES

CRNA GORA WHAT THE FUCK

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>>74628317
let's meet at last place belgium ... maybe britain will join as well

What the fuck Montenegros

She's actually crying wow

She looks like she escaped from some rape dungeon ten minutes ago

Oh dear

FAG DANCE INCOMING!

I REPEAT FAG DANCE INCOMING

IT'S CRNA GORA TIME

FUCCMAN

Turbofag incoming

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OUR GUY OUR GUY

>>74628441
>maybe

BASED MONTENEGRO

Imagine kissing that Belgium qt on the lips...

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MONTENEGRO

NO

/ourboy/

WEW

w-what am I watching

CUTE BOIS REPRESENT

>>74628315
why?

IN A FUCKING TOO-TOO

Oh dear why

I kinda liked Belgium desu.

wtf is this kek

Montenegro isn't Europe

>MONTENEGRO

OH SHIT

prime webm material

Eurovision is meant to be shit like this, not tryhard ripoffs like Sweden

wut

WTF IS THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>montenegro

WHAT IS THAT OUTFIT

I always knew monteniggers are not white

winner confirmed

lol what a lisping faggot

B O I P U C C I

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wtf

YOU WANTED A MEME ACT
HERE IT IS

Montenegro same as always

This girl (male)'s gonna win

best so far

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Now this is Eurovision experience I came to see

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HWHATH THE FUCK IS THSIS

I am enjoying this song.

Unironically the best so far

BASED BASED
BASED BASED
BASED BASED
BASED BASED

CRNA GORA
YES

hahaha

WTF MONTENEGRO

Now THIS is progressive

12 points

DOUZE POINTS

Now this is the gay shit I expect from Eurovision

NIGGER MOUNTAIN WHAT THE FUCK

RYLAN?

SLAVIC MASTER RACE

ROCK IT TO THE <voice drops two keys> STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

Wtf this is so gay montenigger

>Montenegrin culture

PUT A DONK ON IT

PLEASE NUKE US, TRUMP

is this /our gay/?

>>74628549
MONTENEGRO ALWAYS DELIVERS

MONTENEGRO YES

if you don't love this, you don't love eurovision

post some ukrainian tiddies instead of watching this crap

i wouldn't mind the faggotry so much if there was any talent behind it

I just became gay watchting this

this is the kind of thing i expect of eurovision, hell yeah

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wtf

>>74628582
TOLV POÄNG

very well done montenegro very inclusive 9/10

FUCKING HELL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

what is this faggotry?

I can't believe that this is actually the best right now

CRNA GORA DA

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ENOUGH

Montenegro needs to stop watching Game of Thrones.

I mean they are fielding a gay Khal Drogo

Sounds like the intro to some early 90's anime

You know, the trumpets from Zankoku

I like this, so tolerant and progressive

t. average swedish "male"

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wtf montynigger

CELEBRATE

DIVERSITY

HELICOPTER HAIR LMAO

what a fucking faggot lol

dat swinging ponytail

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HE HAS MONGOL HAIR

eurovision is the only acceptable time to be caught watching gay porn

GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAAA

MONTENEGRO EXPLAIN THIS

Should be the winner

Does Montenegro even have an arena they could hold it in?

albanians aren't slavs, that name is cheating

fuck it to the stars

Well... guess I'm never going to Montenigger

>helicopter

helicopter hair

No, you don't "have your suit on"

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STOP IT

Kino

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this guy MUST get through as vengeance for rejecting the rapping astronauts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9rtB2ilZU

am legit crying YES THANK YOU BASED MONTENEGRO

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>>74628658

My sides have been lost for eternity.

I HAVE MY SUIT ON

this is absolutely what an eastern european's take on western culture looks like

Pretty glorious tbqh

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>GAY MONTYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

>>74628519

This exactly, that's why the jury destroyed the whole thing

Why is everyone trying to be the biggest fag in this gay ass contest

pls explain how countries where gays are beaten in the streets send this shit to Eurovision

> Dothrakinegro

>>74628620
because he's pure ass he's perfect for this

Helicopter webm NAO

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I'm not even watching this I just came here to say I want this thing to die as instantly.

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The yearly degeneracy festival is starting off strong I see

Leave it to Montenegro to have a shit act every year. Hope it makes the next round.

gay/10
hope it wins

wtf is this faggotry

swedish hosts loved it

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Post yfw H E L I C O P T E R

FUCKING MONTENIGGRO!

>>74628488
Because you are war-mongering pieces of shit that deserves to get shit on as much as possible.

>space niggers be as one
wat

I can't stop laughing at this helicopter hair

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This can't be happening

Wait, why is there no woman host????? Does Ukraine not believe in equality???????

>>74628736
They sent the last one so he isn't killed

Going from that Belgium angel to this...

The presentator on the right.

Holy shit my dick.

>>74628735

It worked for Conchita, so now it has to work for everyone else.

>>74628726
xD

CAME FOR THE MEMES, WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED
>lol these gay hosts

>>74628658
aced it

what a fucking faggot
if i was a montenigger i would kill myself

winnner

cringe

>>74628791
knew I can't be the only one to hear this

BLONDSBANDO

FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND

Let me guess, those two hosts are also fags?

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>>74628784

>2 guys as hosts
>not 2 hot ukainian qts
you had one job ukraine

>>74628804
male is the new oppressed group

Who are these two cucks hosting? I want more gay mountain niggers

>>74628804
I heard they couldn't find a woman that's both funny and good at English

>>74628804
One of them is a trans man

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>this UK skit because they can't show the actual content

Xd tier

This Eurovision is lacking in vagina.

>>74628850
everyone involved in this is a fag, including you

>dish ees tradizhnol room wor autist gathor
What did they mean by this

I listened to excerpts for all songs a few days ago. I thought Italy was probably the best, but there were some other alright entries. What is /int/ rooting for?

FAGS

Why the FUCK is Australia in this?

S W E D E N

Damn the first girl who represented Albania is sexy

That fucking english

>>74628850
There is not a straight person in that room

STICKY WHEN?

>>74628888
quads dont lie

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>>74628810

Sverige
Ja

>>74628908
Montenegro and Belgium better get through

>>74628878
you didn't like the georgian and albanian one?
or you're just in and you missed it?

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>austraya in again
>they sent an abbo

>australia

>>74628871
the fucking state of it

Poor Moldova guy, all alone

>>74628844
Cringe, we should have sent something fun.
The fucking jury chose this travesty

This guy has such a slavic voice

Sweden yes!

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>wooooo

What's happening right now.

BBC has a dumb skit on.

>>74628861
Ukrainians are not people

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When's Austria?

>obsessed with Harry Potter
DROPPED

>>74628861
They are qt though?

wtf i hate the uk now

>>74628908
The memes

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IT'S TIME

>>74628908
MONTENEGRO... i need to watch that again live

BINLAND :DDD

BLACKED ALBENIA

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>CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!

>ALBANIAN AUTISTS

ayyyy

NORMA JOHN IS FUCKING KINO

>commercial pause
FUCK YOU ICELANDIC NATIONAL BROADCASTER

what a fag

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FUCK YOU HOST

WE CREATED YOUR NATION, WE CAN UNMAKE IT

>>74628908
Netherlands, Azerbaijan or Ireland becaust qt boy

>>74628878
Well, most Ukrainian women can't speak properly in English, except for speaking in dick.

>>74628908
Italy of course.

>>74628804
>woman host
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyOtIFi1Ldo

WINLAND

>A
>FUCKING
>ABO

>>74628953
EPIX SAX GUY RETURNS

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i really REALLY hate this thing.

it's a fucking disgrace, worse than Simon Cowell's abominations.

Time for some Finnish autism

FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND
FINLAND
>FINLAND

>>74628966
Thursday.

Sweden Yes!

PERKELE SAATANA

FINLAN FINLAND
FINLAN FINLAND
FINLAN FINLAND
FINLAN FINLAND
FINLAN FINLAND

>nigger Albanian
S T O P

binland

Canada BTFO

BLACKEDbird

hahhahaha binland :DDD so funny man

>>74628963
The host just roasted the Swedish artists by telling him that the UK gave 0 points to Sweden the year Abba won

E B I N

>hel looks

>>74628939
Montenegro was basically "Put the Donk on it - the song" wasn't it? I quite liked Belgium's too. Also thought Albania and Croatia weren't too bad, at least in comparison to everything else.

SUOMI

SUOMI PERKELE

>ice hockey
huutikset

>>74628788
>war-mongering pieces of shit
Nah, we aren't

>The West hates Russia
>Russia hates it back
>rreeeee war-mongering pieces of shit

>>74628908
Gay Khal Drogo

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SUOMI

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F I N L A N D :-DDDDDDDD

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>>74628945
>last year they sent a gook
>this year they sent an abbo
it's like POTTERY

FINLAND IS ON!

wtf? Finland is not Europe

finally someone who can sing

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


SUOMIIII :DDDD

What the hell, they sent another retarded guy?

is autism times??? :DDD

>>74628994
Wtf are you talking about.

PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA

>>74628995
stop rooting for us
I want to see those bitches cry

>>74629007
Does the turkroach government delay the broadcast or what?

VITTU SAATANA PERKELE

I like Finlands. Plz get through.

>not metal
Dissapointed desu.

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RELEASE THE MEMES

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Binland :-DDDDDDD

blacked

WTF I hate finland now

>Another Adele wannabe with a worse voice
Ballads were a mistake

This looks awfully serious for a Finnish entry.
Am disappoint.

Fuck Finland and fuck all Finnish people

BINLAND :DDDDDDD

FINLAND

>>74629067
Okay Alberto

>Wooing during ballad

>>74629076
seems so

>>74629105
this desu

WHERE IS LORDI?

>BLACKBIRD BLACKBIRD
is this a reference to /balt/'s mascot?

BIANO :DDDD

MEET AT THE MARKET MEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKETMEET AT THE MARKET