OFFICIAL EUROVISION 2017 SEMI-FINAL 1 THREAD 2

>>74627166
PLEASE KEK GIVE US A TREADMILL MALFUCTION

why doesn't he move his head at all

FIRST FOR MOOOOOODS STICKY PLSZ

>celebrate diversity

lol

This might be the most overtly racist Eurovision ever

sticky?

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FUCKING EUROS WTF IS THIS SHIT
FUCKING SUCKS

FUCK SWEDEN

>>74627166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

PLAGIARISM

>>74627259
He is a robot

lol Sweden pick someone who isn't tone deaf next time

>>74627189
like in sweden, 1/5 is black

didn't know georgia sent shakira

YES SWEDEN

7/10

I can't go on!

STICKY WHEN

Absolutely nothing spectacular about this and the singing is mediocre.

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>>74627166

georgia bringin in the heat

OUTRUN THEMED

fucking sweden, a generic cuck song as usual

How is a blatant Justin Timberlake ripoff one of the favourites to win?

for celebrating diversity this show is awfully white this year

>only 2/5 of Swedish men are white
Really made me think

sweden actually sucks this year, this is new

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>eurovision

Do people actually care about singing quality in Eurovision?

>The Scott and Mel are literally talking about some woman's dinner.

Please save us Graham..

Which entry is the most qt

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who /sp/ here

DUDE James Bond LMAO

STICKY WHEN

>Second act
>Already a fucking power ballad

>>74627166
TITTESSSSSS

Georgia cool shit. I like it!

Sweden 8/10, CONGRATS!!
Too bad he sounds a lot different without autotune :/

>>74627335
Because it's a blatant Justin Timberlake ripoff

>Georgia
>Europe

Is this what they meant by celebrating diversity?

is this the new bond song?

Who here /neverwoneurovision/?

Why is georgia so extremely stably "just alright" every year

Nice dress Georgia

>>74627352
That's just how shit Sweden was.

Oh this song souns good.

georgia isn't in europe

JAMES BOND IN: KEEP THE FAITH

>>74627385
fugg

Did she just say fuck?

>>74627352
It's nice for some chat between acts though. official stream a shit.

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Holy shit eurovision jews dont allow to watch the show on youtube while in incognito mode. Works fine while normal browsing.

THE FUCKING EUROJEWS

>>74627343
the "international" jury cucked us this year

georgia copying last year ukraine

boring

we want the ebin memes

Praise Jesus

>>74627370
Are you joking ?

How could anybody like this garbage "song" ?

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>>74627369
>mfw heartfelt geopolitical ballads

>>74627360
reporting in
and finland loses again

croatia said finland was 2nd

>>74627360
Yohann the GOAT

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For reference

What stream are you using lads?

>>74627335
sweden are automatic favorites before any songs are announced

and anyway, when JT played eurovision he showed us how amaturish everyone performing is desu, but that's what'sgood about this

oh god, my ears Georgia, what the fuck... 1/10

First a ripoff JT, now a poundland James Bond intro song

>>74627351
Yes.

that's actually a man (female)

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>>74627394

FUCK YOU

Same shit every year

>>74627419
BBC4 being streamed direct to my tv by the BBC

>>74627419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3cvGkiAPaE

is she white tho?

#bringbackpolandtitties17

>>74627360
/sp/ eurovision were goat

>>74627401
This

>third place won the whole thing
>mfw no face

>>74627360
>tfw no /sp/ eurovision thread

>>74627417
>Moldova is playing today
Time for mem.

>>74627401
sorry to hear

>Ukraine invented the ballad

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>>74627360
>tfw /v/

portugal

>>74627419
https://www.svtplay.se/video/13572581/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2017-semifinal-1-9-maj-20-00?start=auto&tab=senaste

>>74627351
we should send kantorn next year, he would win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH461HR2en8

>>74627406
it's a good song but it's boringly non-meme song
so yeah we will hate it

fuck me this is boring

I want meme songs

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>>74627417
>'straya

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When will we finally kill Eurovision off? It had a bad run, it doesn't need to go on any longer.

>>74627358
Not us, our Blanche both has the looks and name of a cow

BOARDCROSSERS STATE YOUR HOMEBOARD

KEEPAFAI

Eurovision is shit for gays. I hope we'll be banned for ever.

>>74627417
the aussie 17 yo with a huge mouth is next

guy's good at eating pussy

HEAT THE FAT
HEAT THE FAT

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Damn it Georgia you had one job.

>>74627436
I love georgia even more now
song was 90's tier

Terrible song structure but she can sing.

IS GRAHAM DOING THE FINAL???????

KEEP THE FAITH

KEEP THE FAITH

>>74627494
I hope so too

>>74627360
Three stars* in summer la.

hope Australia wins so no poor countries can afford to go next year :DDD

>>74627360
>can't watch Juve and Jewrovision at the same time

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AUSTRALIAN TWINK

Ken Lee

OH MAN MY FAVOURITE EUROPEAN COUNTRY

>>74627458
We know that feel. Spain was cucked too by the jury.

>>74627492
REPRESENTING /FIT/

This guy is abo as fuck.

IT'S ABBO TIME!

screaming IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is the answer to winning eurovision

>>74627512
yes

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HOLY SHIT OUR SONG SUCKS
BRING BACK THE QUEEN

>australia

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>>74627360
/a/ reporting

who the fuck is this trap faggot

>>74627487
Australia is in Europe now.

It's better than having rapefugees. They're just chinks.

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SMALL A-CUP TITTEEES

wtf I thought abbos were ugly
why did /int/ lie to me?

It's time for the Australia meme to end

GAY

You're okay, Georgia.

You're okay.

Now it's time for the abo.

>>74627512
Yes, it's half the reason I bother watching this

MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI MOWGLI

Australian twink next

>>74627358
Belgium by a mile

>>74627547
If Australia wins, it gets held in London

Fuck you

This year's postcards are gay as shit

>>74627547
Organisation will find a way to prevent this, just like last year

>>74627505
which are the QTs this year

You can't hurry love
No you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

>>74627339
what's with all the rings

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>Another "European" nation

>>74627166
Continuing from the previous thread. Still hating this bullshit contest but what can I do. It's like a car crash; you don't want to watch yet your eyes are wide open not wanting to miss a single second of the wreckage happening.

>>74627547

if they win it will still be held in europe, i think the agreement was germany

cute for an abo desu

>>74627525
good

Is he part abo?

what a bender lmao

>>74627578
no that song was shit

Is he part abo ?

STRAYA

>australians claim they are white

>>74627590
London is middle eastern tho xddddddd

>>74627562
i liked it, it's James Bond as f

>>74627585
doooon't be mean and pass him the petrol can

EUSTRALIA

It don't come easay mate shrimp on the barbie ay

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Why are Australia in it?

That background is fucking glorious

guy looks part abo

THE CAMERA ANGLES ARE SO FUCKING SHIT REEEEEEEEE

don't cum easy

Is it just me or does he have a shit voice?

>>74627505
she was muh eurovisionfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZrRQSI_pcQ

>>74627267
>racist
Russians who call themselves Ukrainians bullying Russians who call themselves Russians isn't racism
It's racist when different ethnic groups hate each other
>>74627494
Agreed
>>74627321
Everyone knows it
I don't even watch the stream and probably most of the thread does too

>>74627623
Part criminal for sure

>>74627585
ebin

Is that a half-abo?

straya - 3/10

>having yourself as the background

absolute shit

>australia
>israel
>eurovision

this is cringy as fuck

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VOTE 12 OR QUEEN HUNGRY SKELLINGTOR WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL AT MIDNIGHT

what a poof cunt lmao

>tfw no abo sub twink

>>74627633
Australia were accepted into the EU in 2015

Eurovision is SHIT FOR GAYS. I hope we'll be banned for ever

Eurovision is SHIT FOR GAYS. I hope we'll be banned for ever

Eurovision is SHIT FOR GAYS. I hope we'll be banned for ever

Eurovision is SHIT FOR GAYS. I hope we'll be banned for ever

Eurovision is SHIT FOR GAYS. I hope we'll be banned for ever

>>74627629
It should be in Finland, the most Asian country in Europe.

>>74627658
You'll love Croatia then.

>his entire music video was closeups of his face
>his background is a closeup of his face and multiples of himself
how self centered can you be?

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>it's a smokebreak song

That jacket is /fa/ as fuck holy shit I want it.

egomania/10

>russia is not part of eurovision
>australia is
what's happening?

ABORIGINAL MASTERRACE

>>74627653
>>74627611
>>74627623
>>74627635

He

>>74627649
I meant Sweden's song. Not Eurovision.

what's this petrol huffer doing in Eurovision?

>EASAAY

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lmao

>YAAAA

what did he mean by this?

invoc moldova

He looks like a gayer, non-white version of Michael Hutchence

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH THAT SCREAM

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AUSTRALIA
WHAT THE FUCK

:DDDDDDDD

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>win X-Factor in England
>million pound record deal and a guaranteed Xmas Number 1

>win X-Factor Australia
>this is your prize

gay outfit

guys voice isnt that bad. song is shite

>>74627635
he IS abbo, you thought i was only memeing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaiah_Firebrace

>dat "high" note

chances ruined. goodbye

booring where are the memes

>>74627707
>russia is not part of eurovision
wat
really?
fuck this gay world

>>74627611
>>74627623
>>74627635
>>74627653
He is.

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>>74627710
HAS

Is he in tame impala?

>>74627684
I get it

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I on the other hand do come easy when watching that Twink

abos aren't human tho

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

-3/10

anyone got the replay on the aussie REEEEE?

Have you ever seen a more punchable face in your life?

>glorious rai stream providing twitter bant on screen

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>those eyebrows

Please ... Australia ... leave your place to Korea xD

Did he just throw a shrimp on the barbie?

So far the live singing has not been really great...

ALBANIA

YES

TIDDIES

This boy can sing but the song is so boring. Better version of Ireland on Thursday.

Also his voice just cracked

That fucking high note kek

Australia yet to send a white performer

0/10 was shit

Fucking kek what was that 'high' note

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The jury fucking destroyed Eurovision.

No more fun performances, just the same boring shit every fucking song.

oh shit I have epilepsy,

>>74627757
they got banned since the russian singer went to crimea

voice breaking all the time. song mediocre as fuck at best. whatever

>>74627653
>>74627611
>>74627623
>>74627635

how is this even possible? I thought the anglo wasn't into bestiality.

2/11

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

THAT TRY AT A HIGH NOTE

>>74627781
r u a gril

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>>74627707
> russia is not part of eurovision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gbKglCL5s

guilty pleasure song

ALBANIA YES hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

They'd have to pay me to listen to this again.

slag time

IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE ?

That was the dullest song I've heard in years.

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>>74627661
>Adolf Hitler, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Josef Fritzl
>not European

qt?

>>74627494
My fucking ears, that horrible scream!

>>74627757
Singer is banned from entering Ukraine because she went to Crimea.

qt albo incoming

would get stabbed and robbed by her desu

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>Albania

Someone post the Memri TV screencap about Albanians

GORSH SHE CUTE

>muscles

Albania isn't europe

that the coalburner?

Post the albania meme pls

whoa nice shipqtar ass

albania is blacked and used to be fat

>>74627822

>Peter Van de Veire not even laughing with it

Sad.

Q T

T H I C C

a sex doll?

>>74627856
S K A N D E R B E G

>>74627797
looks like Cara

>dem nerves

Shiptar waifu

>>74627872
its not Europe its EBU (broadcasting union)

She was born in Serbia, nice.

>>74627856
>>74627857
nice

>>74627607
>i think the agreement was germany

Why on earth would it be Germany? Australia is Anglo

alien?

is this keisha grey?

<3

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>>74627856
>>74627857
>One post apart
>one second apart

Witnessed

wtf is wrong with her makeup

>>74627848
Shit wrong post. whatever

Jesus what the fuck is with her eyes

Someone post the Memri TV picture about Albanians please

Must not stick dick in kebab.

DAS A CREEPY ASS BITCH!

SHES A QT FOR TURK PRINCESS

the albanian version was actually better

>albo teeth

why is she wearing a veil?

this thread is going fast nobody will ever suspect that I am Italian

lmao is she on something

she's cute tho

Hey Albania, we've invented braces in the last century.

>>74627939
She's a bride

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>albanian women

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fuck is this

Her eyes are unnerving desu

Song is shit
Rack is good

>dem teef
Q T
T

hurts my ears

my dick would fit between her teeth desu

What's wrong with her eyes?

is she kebab?

Looks a bit weird, but the best singer so far, 6/10

has Albania ever won?

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>>74627897
i laughed harder than i should've

>>74627907
what albanian wasn't born in "serbia" 2bh?

SHE MISSED THE FUCKING HIGH NOTE

SOMEONE CAP THAT LOOK OF PANIC

>>74627818
>>74627849
man, then I don't know who to root for, is there any other country that is against diversity and gays and all that shit?

Did Moses do something to her teeth?

>>74627970
tooth gaps can be cute i agree

>>74627958
>>74627962


Would fug

GAP TEETH

>>74627939
For Allah

WHAHAHA
>dat garbage voice
>those fucking teeth

Best singer so far.

Can this bitch shut up

>>74627935
>singing in a language she can´t speak
>worse
no shit

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>>74627916

Sweden is best so far to be honest

She looks absolutely retarded, like in the sub 70 IQ sense

She REALLY needs to get better at singing.
I like the tooth gap though, sort of cute.

>tfw no delicious brown albanian gf
WHY EVEN LIVE

albania wtf

>>74627995
kek

STOP SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>74627909

Because that's the only chance Germany has at getting to host one

Netherlands when

>>74627996
brit confirmed

Jeez they could have got someone with proper teeth

STICKY WHEN

STOP THE SCREAMING

>>74628010
gets your ears checked pedro

end this

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wheres the bonbon

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>>74627991
kek

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>74627965
you just defined 75% of Eurovision

>>74628010
lol are you jesting m9

>lelgium

>>74628034
This, bit annoying tbf

>>74627995
chuckled

3 shit in a row...

she was cute stfu fags

>she's playing piano with her grandfather
>clearly a woman

Nice work Scott

>>74628046
it's albania

>>74628035

>Who is Lena

>>74628053
never, until final

Pretty sure I've seen Blanche on Blacked.com

>>74628066
:DDD

>shiptarspeak

OH NO PLEASE CHANGE THE CHANNEL THANKS

I want to cum in her eye.
>>74628010
Singin was shit but id fuck her. My new eurovisionfu.

She could sing so she'll advance over shit.

Schoolgirl

So was Ukraine's song last year the worst winning song ever?

>>74628066
based

>>74628010
What? Seriously? Are your ear drums pierced or something?

I like her :3

Is she Flemish or Walloon?

oh boy here comes the belgian autist

Deep voice belgian incoming.

Be gentle she's only 17

Every song so far has been garbage.
If you disagree, your taste is objectively shit.

THIS GIRL IS ADORABLE

>>74628049

NEW THREAD

>>74628049

NEW THREAD
>>74628049

NEW THREAD
>>74628049

NEW THREAD

Is she Flanders or wallonia?

Q T
T

>>74628043
Thursday. Now enjoy Belgium :^)

such a promising start for such a shit song

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS STICKY PLS

>>74628066
when the diarrhea strikes

MOST BEAUTIFUL

QT

ugly alert