/brit/

>>74613381
Fuck off

Thread theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQi8wEHMm5Y

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>>74615287

WE ARE ALL IN HERE

hiding place to escape the trannyspammer

>spamming trap porn cause no one wants to use your thread

>>74613381
Fuck I loved these.

OH FUCK OFF YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT

>get back from work
>haven't eaten all day
>bitch roommate is making some disgusting fucking pasta with my absolute least favorite thing, chickpeas and nasty saus that makes me nauseous
>can't eat anything else because we buy or groceries together and cook meals together

WHY do people do this???? Did the rest of the house say we wanted this disgusting filth? Fuck you

dr oetker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

Will Tim team up with Surveillance Camera Man?

don't use this thread, the OP is an autist threadsplitters

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Bradleyposting on Pointless

>>74620359
lied on all my CV and used friends and family as ex emploer refs. Never been caught. Just make sure if you lie, you remember what you lied about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kQlRQRGdfQ good song

>>74620512
Dave 'Wozza' Wilkinson shared this

TOO FUCKIN RITE

>>74620359
Caring for a sick relative who recently died, feeing you up to return to work

>>74620512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-uMcoypZc

*cooks you a cheeky halal breakfast*

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>people bullied this poor man so much that he's moving the america
You lads should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Tonight's beverage

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the bf (brit favourite)

>>74620570
>wears a hijab but then cakes herself in makeup
what exactly is the point of this

>>74620512
I don't think you're expected to observe Ramadan mate, just the muslims

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http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-called-mummy-by-tory-conservative-activists-why-motherhood-female-power-a7707841.html

>they know

>>74620601
integration in action

the hijab will die out as an institution within our lifetimes

>>74620585
Gay cunt

>>74620519
LMAO

>>74620598
makes tunes tbf

is a total manlet

>>74620415
bizarro david byrne

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UK anons, where are the best places to kayak in your cunt?
I can do both ocean and freshwater, so if any UK anons know of good places pls tell me

the concept of "veil" in the quran isn't clear
locals just took it directly when they first heard of it and worn what would then turn into hijabs and other. so it's cultural
whatr"veil" means is for women to have modesty when appearing in public

http://bnonews.com/news/index.php/mobile/id5883
happening lads

>>74620709
Preston.

>>74620601
God's in heaven, he can only see the top of your head if he looks down

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>>74620605
hmmmmm

>>74620572
Wait what?

>>74620749
fucking insane

>>74620749
LMFAO!!!

lads, those pizzas that are a layer of dough, cheese, then another layer of dough before the toppings. are they good?

what happened to the people from /sp/ now that /epl/ and /trans/ no longer exist?

>>74620749
SCREAMINN

>>74620803
never ever heard of that

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>>74620611

>>74620804
Fucked off to reddit

Completely killed the vibe in /tmo/

>>74620598
IT'S A CRAZY WORLD WE'RE LIVIN IN

>>74620611

>because motherhood is the one kind of female power her party tolerates


that's the only female anyone should tolerate. also, where was her outcry when Milo and his benders called Trump daddy for a year?

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No friends
So alone

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>>74620755
>the south

>>74620907
woah
VERY problematic first statement

behold: The American Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNyy6YIHqCQ

>>74620804
joined /brit/ on a permanent transfer

>>74620955
tim is the american tim

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>that's the only female anyone should tolerate

business idea: implement a hefty carbon tax, then cut corporate taxes to 0%

>>74620947
thats quite evidently London, which isn't the south

>>74620947
That's just London. Don't lump the rest of the south in. Bradford is Pakistan too. Nobody outside of London likes London

just got in from work, ama

and before you ask i don't know how planes work

going to get comfy and play morrowind

first birthday since I deleted all social media, couple mates text me though

>>74621018
I like london and i'm from the south it's just not the south

>>74621032
how do boats work?

>>74621032
Why don't you know how planes work?

>>74621011
ah yes, the 'ghts gf

>>74621036
Don't care, fuck off

Use to wish people happy birthday on Facebook, no one ever wished me a happy birthday so I stopped

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>>74621011
TIGHTS

eating a 'za tonight

>>74621035
always get lost on that fucking red mountain for hours. at least i did when I was a kid. fount Dagoth Ur(?) in the end though, smashed him. probably got that wrong, long time

>>74621076
shan't

Who remembers this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

>>74621052
Steam innit

>>74621032
have you ever had a wank in work?

it's my 20th in september and i sincerely hope at least 4 people post "happy birthday" on my timeline

they did for my 19th

>>74621048
>I like London
Why?
>it's not the south
It's part of it

>>74621114
this isn't the cuckio meme

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>>74620929
reminds me of my early college days

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real tights gf hours who tf up

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Y'ALL READY FOR THIS

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Moscow celebrates victory over Nazi Germany. May 9th, 1945.

Nazis eternally BTFO

just bummed myself

keep posting tights k

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494349128527.webm
don't be like my friend

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>girl I used to work with quit suddenly a few months back and
>everyone wondered what happened
>her sister posted pictures of her on Facebook with bruises all over her body, black eyes, a tooth knocked out
>her bf had been knocking the shit out of her for weeks and not letting her leave the house

>>74621144
https://youtu.be/qx9LtjE_JeE

anyone else here have friends, but completely self-isolate for weeks on end?
i don't understand why i do this

>>74621197
lol

Get a bit scared when I walk by Muslim women wearing burkas desu

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Crushing on this Vietnamese student, gets lewd

she's pretty qt for an asian, even without makeup

tried to bash my willy to the thought of plump lasses but the imagination wasn't working

katie cummings was always a bit hefty but she is genuinely FAT now

can someone post the webm of the clown from the "it" trailer

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>>74621085

>>74621085
unironically this

this one goes out to all the negro lovers in this thread -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc

>>74621230
>gif
fuck off

>>74621197
>everyone wondered what happened

Did nobody think to check on her?

>>74621216
i did this but then the self-isolation caused all my friends to drift away from me and now i am isolated by circumstance

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>>74621144
would like a smoking tights gf

>>74621197
Wish I had a bf who did that to me

>>74621133
clearly the most important city in the UK with the most interesting stuff going on there and the cost of living reflects its desirability

yes, it's part of it, like the north is part of england but you separate it out because the rural countryside and small seaside towns are surprisingly not really the same as a 10 million person city

>>74621268
what's going on here

Best 'za toppings lads?

for me, peperoni jalapeno pineapple

>>74621268
hmmmm

i dont have my bday showing on facebook i dont have to suffer the indignity of receiving very few bday messages.

>>74621268
explain?

>>74621268
when i click this it's a picture of a torn japanese flag
confusing, to say the least

>>74621298
Goats cheese

>>74621298
Meet feast

Nice looking girl with short, blue hair held a door open for me today
Said 'your welcome' in a very cute way when I said thanks

I'm well in there lads

currently listening to Swans discography from start to finish
when will i be a patrician?

had to sell my house so i could afford a dominos lads

was worth it

>>74621297
>>74621300
>>74621315
>>74621317
>newfags don't remember image switch

need some phimosis rings. why don't they sell them in stores

>>74621298
beetroot, oysters and chicken livers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4j3vgFxbE
I will never have a gf like this
someone else will though

>>74621298
tomatoes green pepper mushrooms onions

>>74621298
Basil, I especially like to add it to my margerita pizzas which otherwise don't have basil

>>74621298
cheese and tomato

hate margheritas

>>74621282
It's disgusting 11 people got stabbed to death there in the last two weeks. Of the top 5 most crime effected areas in the UK, areas of London make up 3, of the top 10 it's something like 7. It's a shit hole. Overcrowded, polluted, stagnant traffic, awful people, tube is disgusting. Walking around there is depressing as fuck.

>>74621341
runtish post

>>74621342
Should have got a shop pizza instead mate

>>74621268
*scratches head*

there was some blonde 15-16 year old schoolgirl on the train home today. she was wearing black tights and her body was fucking great, was thick in all the right places, had hips and arse for days and her tits were just the right size. had a beautiful, youthful visage as well. sometimes the urge to nonce is hard to avoid

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxoc2Xp0jWE

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>>74621268
second bash at it

>>74621298
beans

(also FUCK car captcha)

the french eat mouldy cheese rofl

>>74621354
>tfw will never be in a band

>>74620902
SHE'S JUST A COSMIC GIRL

FROM ANOTHER GALAXY

MY HEART'S IN ZERO GRAVITY

>>74621345
'e

>>74621447
quite like blue cheese haha

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>>74621425
Good lad

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>>74621451
wanna be in a band with me (turtlemong)

*steps outside*

>>74621397
can smell your runtyness from here

>>74621397
you dont notice the crime if you are not apart of it. of those 11 people that died, 11 of em likely deserved it.

>>74621397
okay stay in the small town you grew up in then, i'll go work in london

Lads should i add someone from 4chan on steam? Is steam doxxable?

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Not sure if this is still a frozen pizza general anymore... but here is some pizzer anyway.

>>74621425
nonce

>>74621504
ok lad i'll be lead guitarist *plays similar to tim*
haha not a bad tune ay

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Anyone been to Epping Forest? Is it nice?

>>74621425
that's what i love about these secondary school slags...i get older, they stay the same

>>74621553
>made with pork, chicken and beef

bit of a frankenstein sausage innit

>>74621524
the eternal "german" shant be taking a shred of regard for your posts. you're a bigger autist than lisicki

should i get player unknowns battlegrounds if i have no friends to play it with

>>74621426
My fidget spinner can go faster and the bearings don't break like this cuck's shitty plastic spinner.

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Ah yes, the crime hotspot that is London

>>74621539
>the only option is to live in the small town you grew up in or the literal termite colony of london
crying
utter state of you

>>74621538
my bollocks out of frame at the point of impact

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Literally found the best way to gold dig lads

Literally just chat up asian students, their parents are always loaded and asian girls that study in europe like white guys

One brought me this leather tommy hilfiger wallet

t. council estate chav

>>74621571
what a very noncey thing to say

but i agree

>>74621504
They look weirdly similar to me and one of my friends
bit eery

>>74621594
single player is pretty decent
its a different game to multiplayer thoug
I only played a few single player games and there was a lot of campers

>>74621547
LADS help

>>74621599
>cities have more crime

who'd have thought?

>>74621599
me (the hardnut) in some of the light red

>news story about 20c highs in some areas
state of this country

>>74621600
where would you move to? i reckon bristol, manny or edinburgh are acceptable alternatives desu, most people who hate london are hometown runts though

>>74621538
bet she has a nice thicc arse

>>74621566
literally work right next to there and have been meaning go through there for some time

>>74621599
>Liverpool has less crime than Manchester
get fucked lol

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>tommy hilfiger

couldn't pay me to put my cards in that pile of shit

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wew

have a few tommy hilfiger boxers

>>74621547
shouldn't be, ive got a couple lads from /tv/ on steam
>>74621641
yeah the list you said is pretty good. Would add brighton and maybe at a stretch glasgow as being better than london though desu

>>74621539
I live in a city. I have family in London, visited a lot. Would literally never want to live there, not unless I was on in excess of £130k a year so I could live somewhere nice, and only if London was the onl place I could get that salary. Tbh I would settle for 100 almost literally anywhere else instead

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>>74621641
>20c highs

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>>74621663
>>74621693
No bully I'm poor

lovely evening and im stuck here behind a computer. fuck my life.

top 5 accents (female)

1. south african
2. northern irish
3. new zealander
4. irish
5. welsh

>>74621547
HELP

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>>74621684
>girls skyrocketing at 13

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Me and the lads

how do I get my hands on some phimosis rings without ordering them to my mom's house

>>74621698
>brighton
Is it expensive to live there

>Audio Reveals Final Pleas Of Hundreds Of Refugees Trapped On A Sinking Boat Which Were Ignored By The Italian Coast Guard

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/audio-refugees-died-capsizing-boat_us_5911bfd4e4b0104c735265c6?7c8&ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

>>74621715
Don't reply to poshos mate

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>>74621564
honestly like tim's voice
reminds me of douglas pierce

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>>74621684
>3 years away from peak
>still virgin
>already getting receding hairline

>>74621757
buy flesh tunnel stretchers from any body piercing place. they're the same thing

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>>74621772

>>74621772
feels good man

>>74621757
CUSTODIAN

>>74621748
nobody there i couldnt confidently pummel with my bare hands
>>74621760
nah, no more so than the rest of the south east. Significantly cheaper than london, but rent has increased a bit lately

>>74621748
>all those WHITE men
>making the one black guy look whiter
amerikkka, ladies and gentleman

>>74621708
ah righto. horses for courses i guess, i really want to live there for a few years, it's basically unavoidable if you wanna do well in my career. Lucky coincidence i like it though

>>74621698
brighton sounds like a laugh, never been though. Glasgow could be alri, never been either

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>>74621812
>>74621813

have a bright orange commes des garcon wallet

>>74621748
who tf is baldy with glasses on the right
know all the others

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>innocent refugees dying is funny

>>74621853
>commes des garcon

cum on men??

>>74621835
there are two black guys

>>74621772
>A total of 480 people were on board ― and more than half drowned
half survived :( ...better luck next time!

>>74621632
wanna play together

>>74621850
fuck off reddit

>>74621748
James stop

Just drink the whisky

>>74621748
hate all of these guys except conan

>>74621850
>>74621864
'sheed

Potential nuclear disaster in America lads

http://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4106507

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I be in brum bare London swag but I told saf I want a gyal from brum

have a louis vuitton & takashi murakami wallet

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>>74621913
>http://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4106507

>>74621857
Larry Wilmore
His show was dreadful and got cancelled

>>74621905
Im hwhite

>>74621748
Graham Norton shits on all of them
>>74621857
Wilbon I think

>Yes, Anon, the tests reveal you have Brum Man Syndrome

>>74621938
proto-sheed

If evolution is real then how has every single creature that's ever existed on earth evolved sideways but only humans have evolved to the master race that we are

what we all really want at the end of the day is a telling off from mummy

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>>74621913

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>half survived :( ...better luck next time!

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this is the one

>>74621883
don't give out my steam account on the 'chon
my username has part of my real name

>>74621955
>evolved sideways

>>74621913
reckon it'll actually be anything?

I don't like cats

don't understand the appeal of norm macdonald
i also feel short of breath just from looking at him

>>74621979
bender

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>>74621772

What's the point of the new /bant/ board?

Is steam doxxable

>>74622007
dickhead

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Aisha really is the personification of white guilt. Don't know why you all love her so much, self loathing is an incredibly unattractive trait in a person.

>>74622021
Tried to tempt people out of /pol by giving their own special /b/ variant

>>74621748
strange to think that fitted trousers will look as terrible/dated as flared trousers in a decade or 2

kik isn't doxxable
let's make a /brit/ group chat

>>74622021
failed attempt at moving the shitposting and off-topic posting on /pol/ to another board because the mods literally can't moderate it any more

just ate chili for dinner then scratched my junk without washing my hands and now my bellend burns

>>74621913
great, now people are gonna be even more afraid of the best power source

>>74622021
/pol/ run off

>>74622036
She's fit

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>>74622015

redpill me on westconnex

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>I don't like cats

>>74622036
>all
its one or two weird spastics who keep spamming her. Bit pathetic

>>74622036
she just needs a strong willed lad to sort her out

>>74622079
haha fucking love pussy me

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just sharted

>>74622054
hmmm don't think i'll open that

>he hates the freedom of travel for citizens of Earth

bigots the lot of you

>>74622054
too old

>>74622054
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY

>>74622074
>I waded through blood and bones on 9/11

plans for tonight:
have a cup of tea and some waffles
wash my clothes
go to the gym

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>>74622036
>Don't know why you all love her so much

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>I'm a citizen of the world

got 3 chinese ladies preparing me a delicious meal
could get used to this desu lads

>>74622141
destined for fatness

>>74622141
to bad she gives a bad name to marxism with her idpol

fuck off aisha

think there's a 70% chance me and aisha would match on tinder

>>74622054
>posting that in Mummy Mays dystopian 1984-esque Britain
wew lad, do you want to go to prison?

>>74622138
Get the impression from your posts that you're very lonely. Like a shit, slightly autistic Patrick Bateman.

>I'm not a citizen of the world
alri marvin the martian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QCGY4b8wMQ
normkino

>>74622036
>she supports a communist system where the blacks would be the first into the gulag

Has she heard of history?

>>74622190
living life on the edge mate

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new tattoo

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why is everyone on /brit/ mean

might take 4 benzos see what happens

Love the fact there isn't C.Ronaldo jersey to be seen in there

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT3PjaKFrgv/?taken-by=leomessi

>>74622036
She just needs some cock in her

>>74622234
Because Frogs won't give me a qt feminine french bf

>>74622190
i'm behind 7 proxies

>up at 5am again (without sleeping)
>very tired
>need to stay up all day
>need therefore to get some coffee now
>gfs friend (male) is sleeping in the living room
dont want to rouse him at this hour but also really need coffee
whats a muppet to do

new ze

>>74622238
why not make it 5?

>>74622263
Man, the BBC used a post that said this as evidence the person who leaked the Macron emails was using proxies to evade arrest

desperately NEED Aisha to send me to the goolie gulag

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>>74622058
Alri

Kik code: #irishweather

>>74622279
literal cuckold

>>74622288
hahaha

>>74622295
nah

>>74622305
hmmm dont think hes got his cock in her

>>74622279
haha cuck!

>>74622305
>girls cant have male friends
rasheed

Not voting anyone

>>74622279
>friend
your antics turned her straight
guarantee she sucked that bloke off

>>74622322
>>74622331
t. """nice guys"""

"Stefan Molynuex also likes to film himself during mundane tasks, justifying it by saying "wouldn't it be amazing if we could hear Socrates having a conversation with his barber?""

CANNOT FABRICATE

>>74622340
Excellent. Most people who don't vote, would have voted Labour if it were mandatory.

Your complacence ensures the Thousand year Tory Reich

>>74622197
Norm > pints

my friend's gf is a lot of fun but whenever we have a late night chat he comes down from his room to drag her to bed

>>74622141
She has no body.

>>74622367
whats this from

>>74622079
They are a scourge on the eco system and no companion, not like a dog. Dogs are the most varied species on planet earth, they have hundreds of unique breeds, basically all of them shaped through their interaction with man throughout the ages. dogs are the ultimate companion, literally evolved to understand and better serve us for various tasks. dogs are 10/10, second to none pets. cats should be kept indoors unless they are on a farm. if people see cats killing wild birds they should be allowed to throw a spear at them

whats your food of choice after a few beers with the lads? the old 'za here

>>74622345
hes an ugly skinny twat

>>74622361
t. either no experience with girls or only been with slags

>>74622367
going to debate him live one day and fuck him bloody with cold centrist logic

>>74622255
She's always tweeting about her sexual conquests.

>literally one of my only mates at uni is a girl
>she's mentioned me to her bf and he hates me
Wtf lads, not very nice is it

>>74622255
Think she's had enough mate
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/861558653773651970

join the /brit/ kik group

hashtag: #irishweather

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>They are a scourge on the eco system and no companion, not like a dog. Dogs are the most varied species on planet earth, they have hundreds of unique breeds, basically all of them shaped through their interaction with man throughout the ages. dogs are the ultimate companion, literally evolved to understand and better serve us for various tasks. dogs are 10/10, second to none pets. cats should be kept indoors unless they are on a farm. if people see cats killing wild birds they should be allowed to throw a spear at them

America has a moron problem

theme parks are for chav or povvo holidays.

go to a museum, you inbreds

>>74622440
yeah okay. guarantee she fucked him last night while you had your cock in your hand in bed

>>74622412
http://www.fdrliberated.com/the-day-joe-rogan-discovered-the-real-stefan-molyneux/

Stefan literally runs a cult

>>74622036
She's technically correct. But for the wrong reason.

>>74622452
she a lesser ?

>>74622425
a decent burger, preferably red dog saloon

>>74622460
Jokes on you. I think the dogs wearing hat pictures are adorable. Seriously though if you have a cat at least put a massive bell on it's neck so it is harder for it to destroy the ecosystem.

>>74622440
Isn't your gf bi? bet she's craving for willy
you've fucked it

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>theme parks are for chav or povvo holidays.
>go to a museum, you inbreds

>>74622534
had the devastator

>>74622492
if u think about cuckold that much and see it everywhere u must be a cuck tbH but its only in your subconscious since you sound like a dumb nerd

>>74622492
not everyone is pathetic enough to get cucked so many times they assume its the norm, liam

>>74622543
shes literally sleeping in our bed across the room from me
why would she let him stay round to snog if im going to be in all day and shell be at work

>>74622492
prove it

you can't

>>74622575
t. actual cuck projecting

>>74622492
why are yanks so insecure

premade pizza lambrini christmas miracle bradley walsh howling screeching

>>74622470
If you don't like it, you can giiiit out

>yanks mind so destroyed by porn that he thinks women fuck literally every man they know

>>74622655
>>74622655
>>74622655

I can't find my national insurance number and i can't remember it either
what do i do

>>74622634
glad i get this one
these growing up memes are usually for people older or younger than me, i actually did all these things

anyone that's dissed my mum yeah suck your dead great gran through your dad's battycrease rudeboy

>>74622279
staying up all day is a stupid stUPID idea, just go to bed and get the 'f to wake you at a normal time and get the coffee then