Scandinavians in the USA, return to your homeland!

>>74612858
>Wanting a bunch of 1/16th Danish 'Murican heritagefags walking around in Copenhagen

>>74613171
this
I'm too bastardized now

>>74612858

You don't want these people in your country.

yoopers would fit right in here honestly

>>74613171
>>74613218
the american will wash off within on gen. If they're white that is

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>>74613429
tfw yooper

>>74612858
>fatherland
It's motherland.

hi im bob from minnesota

>>74624388
But that's wrong. At least in Norway, we have traditionally said "fedrelandet". No one says "moderlandet" or whatever.

Det heter konge og fedreland, ikke dronning og moderland.

>>74624388
it's Fäderneslandet though.

>>74612858
Hold kjeft, vi vil ikke ha de blandede ekle tingene hjem igjen. De gjorde et valg, de får ikke komme tilbake med de blandede negergenene sine.

*cringes*

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>>74624388
Om du er russer ja, er du russer anonsen? Jævla commie.

>>74612858
I don't think we need more leftists

>>74631331
In English?

>>74612858
i would but i feel like an american mutt

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>>74612858
Yo can I come back to my mothaland?

Imma half swede half somali from Minneapoliz

>>74625263
Vårt land

>>74612858
jeg er tilbage!

>>74612858
im french and english can i come anyway though??? like why not if youre gonna invite the entirety of the midwest???

I agree, send the fucking squareheads back!

>>74642287
i mean its not like youre slaves lmao

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>>74612858
Fuck no, I hate Vikings. Stop raiding my ancestral land you fucking snowniggers.

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>>74612858
>mfw blond hair and blue eyes
>mfw idk if im danish swedish or norwegian
> a few great-great grandparents came from "scandanavia", US government didnt give a shit about where in scandanavia
>by now im more irish than anything (9+ nations of origin from my various great-great grandparents)
>blond hair and blue eyes in a land of mostly brown and black hair

why the fuck would I want to go back to europe when I'm a much more valuable commodity here?

>>74642408
i bet youre butt fucking ugly so youre probably not worth anything lmfao

>>74612858
I'll be a Moose if I go back to Sweden.

>>74612858
>move back to sweden
>everyone treats me like a trash american
>have no friends
>get to witness my ancestral lands get bodied by globalization

nawh nigga im good for real doe shieeee