/brit/

>>74610861

still haven't left my room yet

>>74610877
i haven't left my bedroom in ~5 years

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>never been in a fight in me life and dont intend to start now

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>>74610900

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anime

>getting into fights

surest sign of a povvo runt

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karen

>>74610967
Every male should be in at least one fight in his life. Changes your entire state of mind for life

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>Every male should be in at least one fight in his life. Changes your entire state of mind for life

>closing your eyes and wildly trying to slap another man changes your state of mind for life
hmm

>>74611029

> Changes your entire state of mind for life

yeah, traumatic brain damage WILL change your entire state of mind for life.

>>74611029
do you really think this

>>74611055
>>74611062
t. Never been in a fight
>>74611071
You don't get brain damage you sheltered cunt

Me dear, gay dear, no dear!

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> Every male should be in at least one fight in his life. Changes your entire state of mind for life

>>74611029
You should win one, lose one. Ideally repeat until you feel confident and won't back down if it comes to it.

im such a sadcunt dunno if its even worth it to keep living

violence is the tool of the ignorant

>>74611126
its not

>>74611130
one day you might not have a choice, lecture the bloke slapping you around like a muppet, I'm sure he'll see the folly of his ways.

>>74611079
Yeah, helps you grow up. Plus how is your gf/wife gonna feel safe with you if you've never been in a confrontation and don't know how to throw a punch. Men are supposed to know this

wish the nonce would leave

>this is a balanced meal in Australia

Sad!

why is this thread dead

is britannia dead2?

>punch a bloke
>head hits the ground
>dies
>man slaughter charge
nah i'm alright thanks

>>74611213
Hello Junker

how do you go about getting in a confrontation exactly
ive been in fights at school but cant think of when the situation would arise in england after the age of 18 unless youre a violent drunk or literal chav
do you just wait for someone to start on you

don't care what they want me to say, its still a king hit not a coward punch

>>74611226
Someone will start you yeah, or someone will do something that you're forced to intervene

>>74611226
just go out and eventually you'll get into one.

the last fight i was in was an absolute meme

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>Australians eat is every single day

Sad!

*teleports behind you*

>>74611275
where is the toast

>leaving the house

Hate blacks. Hate gooks. Hate nips. Hate Vietnam fucking shits. Not Mark Wahlberg, just don't like them simple as. Love pints.

Rosebud.

the person telling you that "fighting changes your state of mind" is actually a 15 year old who got sent home from school for fighting and is still recovering from the adrenaline

http://www.dollartimes.com/calculators/how-long-will-your-savings-last.htm

can you retire?

I remember lads in school used to organise fights all the time because of some disrespect they received. Imagine not living in a country where men are men

Hmmmmmmmm

motherlode

>>74611352
i didn't even debut

phimolad can you grow a decent beard?

>>74611269
>>74611271
hmm might have to act more flamboyant next time i go out, see if i can goad a maori into duelling

>>74611350
If you've ever been in a fight you'd know that you immediately size up every single male you see, every second of the day

on a bit of a self-destructive streak lately lads haha

binge drinking/drugging/smoking every night and I keep getting into confrontations with niggers when I go out

>>74611394
>flamboyant

ill fight you right now cunt

>>74611393
no all i can grow is sparse curly sideburns

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4422

>>74611418
v. tsundere

>>74611402
yes mate and you practice punching the wall too

>>74611462
Nah that's just autistic

>>74611446
Bangkok?

>>74611226
usually some paki shoulders me or swears and my anger issues end up getting me into a fight

and then I invariably get the shit kicked out of me because I'm a 5'10 skinny pussyhole haha

>>74611422
mate if i acted flamboyant normally dyou think id never have been in a fight
thought /brit/ liked lowkey poofs

tuesday night NEET kickbacks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

>>74611473
Phew ketamine still

No wanking or porn in over 3 weeks now. Don't miss it t b h

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>Oi anon, I heard Steve Thompson in year 10 wants to fight you at lunch - he said if you don't show up you're a pussy!

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>>74611497
>Phew ketamine

>>74611519
Phuket

>>74611511
>fighting boys in different years to you
Waa frowned upon in my school

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/15269808.HAVE_YOU_SEEN_THIS_MAN__Inmate_escapes_from_Bucks_prison/
dads on a mad one

>>74611527
fuck it

>>74611536
if you scrapped someone's brother and won you could expect retaliation in some form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB1TKw8_b1s

>>74611527
That's a new one on me, Buddhist holiday tomorrow lad so expect people not to be at work etc. Also you're getting awfully close to the next full moon, you may as well go check it out now.

>>74611561
Why? If it was a fair fight, you were both the same age and he agreed to fight you, only gypsies would send their brothers after you

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Bruce's wet dream

>>74611582
didn't know turtlemong could sing haha

Any other trans women here?

>>74611544
did you get your doughnuts and special k today

I've only been in one fight on a Cityrail train many years ago at High school.
The kid had me up against the train door by my throat lads. I wore glasses so I was vulnerable.

the ol' 'cide

>>74611610
Did you atleast get a punch in?

>>74611594
don't ask me mate just the rules of nature

>>74611587
When is it

>>74611641
11th

>>74611561

>belted some kid two years below for calling me casper (have pale skin)
>he walks over to his older brother on the same playground and tells him
>him and his brother stare at me for the rest of lunch and don't do anything

one of the only times I stood up for myself. worked out quite well

knocked a chicken nugget out of a mate's hand once and he swiftly popped me on the chin
closest thing ive had to a fight

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>>74611582
>Sinead O'Connor wants to donate 30 YEARS of clothing that no longer fit to Irish transvestites after putting on weight

>>74611650
Where is it

>>74611605
no mate i stayed up till 8am and slept all day again
tomorrow for sure or im getting a chair leg stuffed up my botty

>>74611635
Don't understand that at all. If you lost you lost, if you send people after someone who beat you'll just lose everyone's respect. No one cares if you lose as long is you shake hands and walk away

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would you?

>all this anglo fighting
2bh fights were punished severely at my high school (you'd get in trouble even if it were outside). You'd get criminally charged most the time, though I didn't really care about this. It was only ever to stick something to the regular trouble making spics and nogs.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

here's one for the lovers

>>74611599
cor imagine the back protection

>>74611674
koh phangan

>>74611633
Yes, I got him across the face. Very confronting situation tb h
Got called to the principles office also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5NQ-0Ubfs

>>74611683
they never fool anyone

>be american
>get arrested for fighting at school
>get shot for fighting in public

>>74611690
I'm Irish
foy

>>74611699
Thanks

I'll watch some youtube vids of them and see if they take me fancy but i don't fink they will

normie techno being played far too loud, ewww no thx

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>be in year 9
>take the piss out of some year 8 lad who's giving it
>he wants to fight me
>absolute weights him
>his 10 mates come out the woodwork and batter me

why is it so easy to lose track of your morning when you're a neet? Maybe our natural sleeping pattern is 5am to 1pm

>>74611737
Always bring your mates to a fight as a nuclear deterrent

>>74611728

soft cunt. love getting pissed and having a little dance me

>>74611737
where were your mates
fucking entire student body showed up for every fight at my school

>>74611728
guaranteed shag on the beach if you're on it.
https://youtu.be/FBvsEkr4sDo

>>74611737

And where were your mates?

>>74611774
>my life is hard because i cried at a TV show

>>74611763
So do I but the music's bollox mate

https://youtu.be/Hj8lLh7c-sw?t=475

>>74611773
how is it guaranteed?

>>74611678
hope u accomplish ur goals x

>>74611762
>>74611770
>>74611786
this was outside the co-op in my town Tbh not at school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3S99I3jvgo

>>74611774
is that about brendan or domnhall

>>74611804
Just unlucky then, good on you for not backing out though

>>74611802
The Thai girls that go there are all slags, and the foreign girls are all on holiday in the most decadent party in the world.

*holds out hand for you to shake*
*pulls it away at the last second*
Waheyyy!!
*dabs*

might do an ol' 'cide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

NEVER FORGET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCK1EreuSUI

>>74611804
>not knocking him out with a single boot to the cranium and drawing your blade to cow his backup

>>74611849
Very rude

I genuinely can't stand turbonormies and I don't like fun

>>74611882
that's the spirit

>>74611863
absolute madman, what a GEEZAH

>>74611863
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Posted the same thread on /mu/ and /tv/ and they have have the same amount of replies (7) hmmmm

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don't know why august ames got her lips done

makes her look a mong

smells of skips

feeling VERY banterous today, just a warning for the jfs who're browsing

>>74611917
Agreed

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>>74611863

>>74611762
>>74611770

no one who posts wojak has any m8s

don't like dylan o'brien

>>74611803
cant be too sure now, going to have to spend the next 40 minutes watching bullies get heemed on youtube

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

just watched that HEEM SLEEPY video and fuck me

bet he felt that in the morning

this looks fun

https://youtu.be/Hj8lLh7c-sw?t=1264

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>>74611959
wrong

>>74611953
UK parliament would never let england do that to us.

>>74611934

have to rely on are lana and are leah now

>>74611982
Link?

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all nonwhites out

>>74611982
i genuinely reckon he would have died

74611987
Shan't be replying to this until proofs are provided

>>74611992
leah who? Megan Rain for me, Clive

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP4QeU0FbIs

>>74611999
brace yourself mate
https://youtu.be/R5urKGcKTnw

>>74612041

gotti

>>74611999
link is spam but ctrl+f here for 'heem' https://www.reddit.com/r/bestofworldstar/comments/2xid5w/what_was_the_most_brutal_beat_down_on_world_star/?st=j2hj11gd&sh=8eeedaee

Haven't spoken to a girl outside of work or family since May 2016

>>74612046
Fuck off nonce

>>74612056
Don't know her

>>74612043
Proper Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3hBYTkI-sE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK5ovDNnZxk
me

>>74612059
just link it ffs

>the lad who called Ross Barkley a gorilla has to resign
Honestly what has the world come to. Is Ross Barkley even a quadroon?

>>74612115
Innit

>>74612097
only 3 <Country>'s got Talent shows are acceptable

UK
AUS
US

>>74612059
Wew

>>74612124
>Honestly what has the world come to. Is Ross Barkley even a quadroon?

Yes

qt thiq french gyal smiled at me in cambodia

didn't acknowledge her and just kept walking. still think about her

>>74612115
>>74612126
it's spam you fucking fairys

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Anzu crush me please

>>74612162
hideous thing.

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>>74612162

>>74612162
*bumps into her in the street and she shatters like glass*

>>74612157
i watched it there and its just some nigger getting mobbed by other niggers
wheres the heem

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This is what I imagine all Scottish women look like

>>74612189
bet she's rotten without all that slap

>>74611683
i would both desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwXskdcCRIk

imagine lads

three pills deep with some solid fuckin speakers blasting this

W

E

W

third eye blind

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>>74612124
>there are people out there who rate barkley
The lad is shite.

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>>74610861

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>>74612211
its a twink

>>74612197
that's the original heem sleepy you cunt, it just got nicked and repurposed by /sp/ fucking hell jog on you weapon

>>74612226
woi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amjiFnLmqT0

>>74612257
yeah but wheres the heem from? I cant hear it in the video
you're getting awfully worked up lad

gf is pissing me off

>>74612243
ugly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2go8Nvy6p0

had a drink with some girls yesterday and its further convinced me that they are simply not worth the effort

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Just told my parents I was gay for a laugh. Now they won't believe me when I say I was only joking and my dad wants me out the house.

Why does this always happen to me?

deadmau5 seems an absolute melt of a bloke but he's made some choons no doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK1mLIeXwsQ

could easily heem everyone ITT with one arm behind my back

>>74612287
this was heem before heem meant heem you mug

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>>74612059

told this lass i'm fucking to annoy her boyfriend

little cuckold runt

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>>74612331
NOT
SO
FAT

shaved my neckbeard for nothing lads

https://youtu.be/Tn-qE-h7s84

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>>74612368
*shoved finger down it*

>>74612332
you're a thick cunt

whats the spee premier league general these days?

/epl/ and /trans/ doesn't seem to exist

>>74610861
I had sex with a girl so /virgin2017/ went well. But unfortunately /gf2017/ still eludes me.

>>74612405
there isn't one anymore lad. kept dying til no one bothered remaking it. dead board unless a match is on tbph. also it's spuh.

>>74612408
normie cunt

*tiptoes into the chat*

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>>74612459
I wish

>>74612449

used to go off a few years back

still remember the UTV stalker thread

also remember 190cm posting years ago (2012?). surprised the cunt is still at uni. must be well into his twenties

>>74612516
you officially are now

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>>74612323
>Just told my parents I was gay for a laugh.
ah hahaha !!

good one, son! always cracks me up!

>>74612323
Rasheed

>>74612517
The UTV lovebook is an amazing read

>>74612243
{{sauce needed}}

did you lads play a british version of IRA bash when you were kids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GvmRIrqBWE
>yanks

>>74612568
sarah snyder

>>74612568
>>74612606
dreadfully bad taste

>>74612551
fuck off nonce

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the gf

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Add me if you want to join the /brit/ kik group x

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>>74612606
quality cunt

::dick nodding::

>>74612574
imagine being such a pussy ass bitch that you get offended by some random slag calling you a pussy ass bitch

>>74612622
well gay

watching a documentary on the la riots hahaha

>injustice happens
>raze your entire community

>>74612574
>pussy-ass bitch
their naughty words are quite boring 2bh

I love just kissing the bf

>>74612615
what the hell is this?

>>74612405
>>74612449
Died because of glory hunting pakis spouting their non league
awful cancerous board and no one cares about any team apart from the big 6

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>>74612663
mb a bit

>>74612676
and then you wake up?

>>74612636
grim

XHR does AJAX but it should actually be spelled AJAJ now, for XML is ded

doing a poo in 1 minute

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>>74612651
>virgin

>>74612707
haha yeah :'^)

why do yank tv characters always uncontrollably giggle at the word duty

where did ethiopialad go? haven't seen him for a while

cancerlad as well

doing a duty in 1 minute

>>74612729
doody = faeces

have to go pee pee

did you cum?

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>>74612730
>cancerlad as well
anon...

>>74612741
i know but why do they think thats funny

>>74612730
the ethiopian is a black cuck
didnt even think that was possible

pooed down the shower drain

>>74612762
ah fuck off has he actually died
he was a good lad

>>74612729
>>74612730
>>74612737
>>74612741
'p

dpd need to stop messing tim about

haha

Haven't wanked for three days and don't really feel a desire to

hmm

>>74612762
>>74612811

should have said 'cancer'lad

he's just a massive hypochondriac

https://youtu.be/0sX4LLHKq6w?t=11m24s

11m24s

>>74612841
these things move in cycles lad you'll get your mojo back soon don't worry

Had a wank last night over some fit guys and their big cocks and I have to say, I think I might be a massive cock slut, desperately hungry for it

hmm

>>74612835
How mental do you have to be to actually believe the NHS would send you a picture of buzz lightyear saying he cums in pies?

>>74612829
Out of all the comics to sperg out over that's pretty weak

>>74612811
>>74612762
How do you know he died?

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>>74612841
you can't escape

Medicare just sent me a picture of buzz lightyear saying he cums in pies

have shit to do but honestly cbf

>>74612881

he thinks they sent him a papa johns pizza as well

https://youtu.be/0sX4LLHKq6w?t=10m14s

10m14s

>>74612885
told me he were dead and that

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>road near me has swag in its name
>every time i go past there's americans twerking and taking selfies by the sign

>>74612914
She's very attractive and is someone I would put my penis into 10 times out of 10, but I'm not feeling it

>>74612912
lol

>>74612934
like this mate
https://youtu.be/0sX4LLHKq6w#t=614

>>74612934

oh actually he thinks DPD sent him a papa johns pizza, not NHS.

>>74612954
doxxed

just twerked by some street sign and this limey cunt got visibly angry

>>74612868
why can he never hear that his guitar is out of tune? why won't he tune it?

>>74612954
foul

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Post the Wojak that best sums up your feelings right now

any marcus hausens here? i wanna push you down a hole

>>74612914
ugly
widows peak

hahahaha this head of the brotherhood crusade or something is saying that Africanamericans rioting is actually revolt and not riots

>burning down your own communities will show the white police and racists!

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>>74613051

>it's a someone working in the library actually tells the obnoxious arab talking in the quiet section to be quiet episode

wew

Phimolad in? Wanted a (You) from him earlier but didn't get it.

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>>74613051

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>>74613051

>>74612961
high test, is all
now I wanna be her dog (ooo ooo)

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>>74613051

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djO05nxH_-o
deanos

>>74613134
for >>74613059

quiz: what does brexit mean?

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>spent about half an hour daydreaming how an imaginary gf would playfully and flirtatiously talk me out of suicide

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>>74613051
may have fucked all up just a bit

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>>74613051
>

Ah yes no one post until the new thread

>>74613214
people like that are pathetic, which they'd fuck off from /brit/ and get a fucking life.

decided im gonna be an actor

>>74613214
what new thread?

>>74613190
Brexit? It means Brexit mate

>>74613214
this is why the bump limit needs to be moved to 250

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*does a poo behind your couch*

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>>74613051

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>>74613051

dont respond to it

Corbyn: And what about the extremely worrying issue of Problem X?

Problem X has caused this much damage in these ways under the Conservative government over the past 7 years.

May: My right honorable friend mentions Problem X... it might be worth noting that under the PREVIOUS LABOUR GOVERNMENT....

(May pauses like a robot malfunctioning while the booing from the opposition benches calm down and Bercow shouts ORDAAAHHH...)

(May unglitches)

May: ...that under the PREVIOUS LABOUR GOVERNMENT, Problem X was [insert non-sequitur argument here].

spending time with the twitch gf

*pushes Marcus hausen down a hole*

Your wish is my command tim

>>74613190
less poles more pakistanis
less lithuanians more nigerians

>>74613276
*bums you and slits you throat*

*messes you about*

>>74613258
I was going to do that until I remembered I'm an anxiety ridden, talentless, worthless, uncharismatic, stupid cunt

>>74613340
wheres he gone?

>>74613339
*puts you out of business*

>>74613296
nice strawman

>>74613296
t. butthurt leftist

>>74613329
catthroatslitterbummer

>>74613346
could act like you aren't those things
that's why they call it acting

>>74613258
would like to but don't live in london or los angeles

>>74613375
oh shit

problem X?
not a fan in the slightest

>>74613296
*corbyn sits down, defeated but feeling morally superior*

>>74613381
>>74613381
>>74613381
NEW

>>74613382
I think I'd get into NIDA but don't like extroverts

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>>74613354
alri