/brit/

shall be having a wank tonight

thoughts?

>>74608014
ah mate, that sucks. the girl i like is just as shy and awkward as i am so i have my work cut out. hate doing all the work ngl.

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getting into nazi girls lately lads

thailad has a cute bent voice and i want to bum him

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should I go beefa in July

>>74608022
YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT

>>74608057
oh good. can i get my cds back please?

>>74608052
thanks lad wasnt gonna repost

>>74608052
>Ranting Raver: Slebs in Beefa. An analytical treatise on the comings and (most fortunate) goings of celebrities in Ibiza. By Spotlight August 19th, 2014. Peak season in Ibiza: what a time to be alive. The island is at its hottest, loudest and busiest, overrun with Scousers, Italians, cigarette butts and celebrities.

sounds awful

revolution 909 is the pinnacle of music

>>74608035
orientate your wank around black qts

>>74608046
>>74608014
literally me right now, this girl was asking me about past dates/ relationships of mine and let me know she hasn't seen anyone for a month

seems now she's ignoring me so my advice is to show your intentions or she'll get bored of you

>>74608002
griffith

my m8s at UQ have seen similar shit

>>74608052
Got Croatia with the lads booked for the end of June but don't think I want to go anymore

/brit/ is an anarchist general

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEJOJ1kgOlc

watching videos of the so called gf lads

caught a glannce of myself in the mirror this morning
grim sight

>>74608075
yeah course m8
case might be a little fucked, it was my brother i swear

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY

>>74608022
they are stuck in a repeating time loop from 2007 and shall remain there for all eternity

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Bit sad she didn't reply

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> Griffith

absolutely runt tier

>>74608135
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74608103
I'm at sydney uni (chink central behind UNSW) and they usually clear out after hours

though I don't go to labs

>>74608083
ultimate taste tier desu

had strong sexual chemistry with a girl a year and a half ago but I ended up getting a gf with a qt I met on tinder

have had this gf for over a year but sometimes I think about the blonde girl I was talking to before I met my gf, and wonder if I picked the right girl

>>74608048
Stay away from our qts you mixed fucking yank.

Only one girl has ever flirted with me.

alri thailad

>>74608166
She was taking the piss

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>>74608168
alri

nearly 22 lads and still a kissless virgin

losing hope lads

>>74608145
Yea sounds a bit creepy m8

flirting with danger

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getting fat lads

the meds i'm on slow my metabolism and i'm eating constantly

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>studying at qld tafe after hours
>bunch of girls and fags enter the computer lab and start talking loudly while i'm trying to do my work

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9th May 1916: Irish revolutionary Tomás Ceannt is executed by the Brits for resisting colonial forces in the aftermath of the Easter Rising

>>74608176
Na, I have definitive proof she wasn't.

>>74608166
couldn't even count the number that have flirted with me, happens fairly often

>>74608155
iktf, she was a very cute paki girl

now I'm stuck begging for shags off of absolute drongos on tinder

might go 'pest again

had a good time there

*enjoys your company and is content to remain in your presence*

>>74608185
statistics show the younger you lose your virginity the more likely you'll be a colossal fuck up, but that's up to a point which is your early 20s then it scoops back down on the bell curve and the close you get to thirty without intimacy the further you get from ever actually experiencing it

>>74608209
spill some gos pal

>>74608208
F

*touches your penis*

>>74608208
Went to my local Easter Rising memorial and a Palestinian flag had been added overnight and was flying higher than the Irish flag. Starting to think they're actually trying to annoy Nationalists into hating muslims.

>>74608203
which tafe la

turtle ya here m8

alri thailad

>>74608254
gold coast

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJUD0rEPWM

really like rap that isn't all about drugs and sex like most of the (c)rap out there

*action posts something awfully gay*

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quite enjoy these drawings rosie has on her twitter

my peak attractiveness was at 17, I'm pretty sure

went from an 8/10 to a 6/10 in the span of two years

>>74608271
sin city this satdee lad meet at 9

*orders a mess of scrambled eggs with a steaming hash browns but not too hot so as toburn the roof of the mouth but hardly lukewarm*

*something awfully gay*

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>>74608269
alri

the plan:

dunno i'll make it up as i go along lol

>>74608288
How though? I'm in my peak rn and don't wanna lose it

>>74608288
its only because you looked more like a woman at 17 than you do at 19 so it only proves you might not be gay

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>Thai hospital gives masks to women embarrassed about getting Pap smear

>>74608314
Became a fat cunt

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>>74608316
why do they wear the mask?

>>74608233
We had a falling out and her mates started giving off to me because she stopped going out and showed me texts from her sister saying she'd been crying at least once.

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>>74608290
>/brit/ meetup
shall not be falling for that trick

>>74608339
Why don't you just lose weight mate?

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>>74608342
people cared who they were before they put on the mask

Think I hit peak attractiveness this year. Still nowt to show for it though.

>>74608350
>over 3 years ago

fuck sake time flies

I NEVER found a computer lads. Stupid fucking cunts at the library must not know i need to work. Was 2 seconds away from grabbing hold of some scrawny runt and throwing him off one

BREAKING: UN says nearly 250 people missing and feared dead after two shipwrecks in Mediterranean.

>>74608314
I had a strong jaw, hair looked great, glowing skin, photogenic all the time, good fashion sense, clean shaven

now I put on whatever, don't bother showering most days, hair is a mess, rarely put in contact lenses and just wear glasses now, get spotty more often, facial hair is all patchy, rarely get a full night's sleep, am stressed

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>>74608350

>ywn have a beer with phimolad

>>74608290
>>74608271
meet me on caval boys we can charge love and elsewhere lads

I was an ugly runt from birth and suddenly became really handsome when hit 18, now all the girls i used to fancy in school hit on me when we run into each other. And being ugly helped me develop a charismatic personality

Good feel

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>>74608390
was it a refugee boat

>>74608390

think I heard thailad crack a smile from here

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tfw there's a guy at my tafe that unironically wears a fedora

which one of you was it

>Qantas chief Alan Joyce hit with pie in face
Ah yes, Australia.
https://youtu.be/67XddeycpFY

would choose You Spin Me Round if I ever did karaoke

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cock in hand watching the latest shoe0nhead video

>>74608450
>fucking heck

deserved it

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w-where did everyone go

>>74608601
im waiting at caval m8

>>74608601
doing a poo

>>74608601
up me own arse

Now I'm just sitting listening to Joe rogan lads thought I'd let you know

You do a poo
You take a shite

Really makes me fink

what is flirting and how do you identify it

always look on the bright side of life lads

>>74608495
cant tell whether her weird face is qt or off putting
still a /goodlass/ tho

>>74608621

piss up got cancelled lad

>>74608651
She laughs with you a lot
She touches you
You catch her looking at you when you're not looking at her

>watch tv show
>older man is giving a woman high and sincere praise
>get incredibly excited and hype

hmmm

>>74608651
i honestly have no idea but sometimes you just do it desu

https://youtu.be/GygEAcFFMVs

>>74608663
oh ffs drove all the way from brisbane. i'll just stick to flying cock and laruche then

reading a though provoking thread on triv (/trv/)

>>74608689

you must be the only meme city /brit/man that isn't either suicidal or phimosis-ridden

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>>74608601
here lad

watching rick and morty with the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N54rqMy9WdM

;_:

>>74608724
there's another lad who frequents laruche too, we're a dying breed desu

question for the lad in the turtleneck

has your phimosis affected your sex life in any way? does it interfere with daily life?

>>74608495
did you know she's actually bald

not even taking the piss

https://youtu.be/I1188GO4p1E

Bellend absolutely reeks. Gonna give it a good scrub in a min

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>>74608760

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>>74608770

>>74608724
Why does Brisbane produce such autism anyway?

>>74608782
have you ever tried just hooking your thumbs in the prepuce and giving it a good yank

smell of skips in the air

>>74608797
there's just a lot of us in brisbane, or used to be. this time last year there was like 6 of us in /brit/ and there's 3 of us who go out to the same clubs and stuff.

>>74608797
it's the heat/humidity

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>>74608737
need to get home and continue my persia save on vicky 2 but i'm stuck at work for another 6 hours

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>>74608803

>>74608803
*gives it a try*

>>74608834
give up those types of games man, they are a huge timesink

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>>74608793
>over 116,000 reviews
>9.3/10
>"b-but it's reddit!"

rick and morty haters BTFO

>>74608808
That's my bellend

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>Buddhist holiday tomorrow

>>74608827
really? seems to me a lot are from the inner west in sydney

i think its hilarious you kids talking shit about turtlemong. You wouldnt say this shit to him in real life, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

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lol

>>74608882
yeah that's where memecity came from, because there was so many of us hahaha

>>74608894
lmao

>>74608894
spot on
zero complaints if this were to happen

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wonder if I'd tell turtle I've made maymays about him if I bumped into him on King St

>>74608931
moving now hahaha wahey

>>74608864
if it's not this pointless time sink i'll just find another one, may as well be one i enjoy

>>74608894
would immigrate if mummy may assigned me a qt italian

>>74608894
Wow. Mummy may has really nailed it

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>reasons to live: none
>outlook: bleak

wish i was never born

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>>74608834
Paradox Games are GOAT but buying all the DLC for CK2 is murderous

>>74608986
nice froggie

reading about certain things
going to do something else

>>74608987
just, like, pirate it my dude

what would you lads do if you were walking down the street and you saw turtle on a date with a qt?

>>>/pol/124766552
never seen this flag before.

Could only ever figure out europa universalis III

CK2 and V2 felt too complicated to me

>>74609000
cheers

nice numbers

>>74609023

probably be taken aback momentarily then just go on my merry way. might tell him I saw him if he was on the chan later on

>>74609033
newfag

why can't I say cunt, you cunt http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/21d27eec-856b-4865-8634-0bfad77af31c#

>>74609023

would probably pretend that i didn't recognise him and post about it on /brit/ when i got home

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When did happy hardcore die?
What killed it?
How do we bring it back?

>>74609023
>>74609086
Who is turtle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/59cd897b-d92b-491e-b613-1073d242e51c

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>>74609094

/ourguy/

>>74608253
they're flying a palestine flag over the dublin city council buildings right now
absolute joke

>>74609094

male supermodel that happens to post on /brit/ in his spare time

Young people need to know their genitals aren’t weird just because they don’t look like the penises and vulvas they might see in mainstream porn.

>>74609094
fuck off newfag

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>>74609094
/ourgirl/

phimotwats need to know their genitals are fucked up and disgusting

beatin mothafuckas like ike beat tina

I love my leather jacket

watching "A1 - Britain's Longest Road"

>>74609183
women prefer this kind of man

shame they dont like manly men

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having strange compulsions to do a post

>>74609194
easy on the pain killers

business idea: watch a credible historical documentary on roman britain

>>74608416
>>74608392
Ah yes narcissists thinking anyone cares

>>74609221
"the roman invasion of britain" is bretty good

it's narrated by bettany hughes
she's thicc

>>74609235
know you know why I act like such a narcissist

a girl just smiled at me in the library and I didn't smile back because beta and looked away out of habit

urgh

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>yeah I'm just not really into weed, but it's not that big of a dea-
OH WHAT'S THE MATTER PUSSY? ARE YOU A LITTLE BABY BITCH? YOU STUPID FUCK? ARE YOU JUST A LITTLE PUSSY BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING? OH NO YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT? FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW. FUCKING PUSSY. FUCK OFF

>>74609287
link?

>>74609273
this doesn't sound like a habit befitting a tall and handsome supreme gentleman like yourself

>>74609302

>>>/tv/82551806

>>74609311
i'm a beta little faggot around womyn.

i've actively had womyn grab my dick and I didn't even realise she was into me.

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qt won't respond to my messages for ages then reply with "shit sorry didn't see this because x"

Salt and pepper is probably my favourite crisps flavour at the moment desu

>>74609379
>womyn

you'd better be using that term ironically

>>74609387
ignore her

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going for a chebs gf lads

wish me luck x

does daniel negreanu ever shut the fuck up

>>74609405
was going to do this but because you, a yank, suggested it, I'll probably reply

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>>74609399

>he doesn't have truffle flavored chips in his "country"

>>74609404
I'm completely against gender being implemented in language. It's a shame Hebrew is only spoken in Israel as it's lit as f in terms of gender.

live near a highway and an interstate and a railway depot

tired of all the noise

new house is almost done being built

plan on moving into it within two months

>>74609437
>chips
Kindly bin yourself pronto

>watching poker

what is this 2004?

>bojack horseman
what is this a crossover episode?

>>74609465
I hate how in Poker it's literally autismbots who are top of the game and get the TV time. There is literally no personality when watching poker tournaments anymore.

The poker craze will die soon but I imagine 'murica will allow online gambling again if that becomes the case.

>>74609461

>worried someone was going to attack me for using the american spelling of "flavour"
>instead has a useless sperg out about a proper usage of the term chips

Get yourself checked for autism

>>74608416
>I was an ugly runt from birth and suddenly became really handsome when hit 18, now all the girls i used to fancy in school hit on me when we run into each other.
Your life sounds like anime desu

>it's the Africans leave their laptops and possession in the library for hours so no-one can take their seat/plug-hole episode

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listening to a JR podcast where the guest is telling about what she seen in Palestine
how the fuck do Jews get away with this

>>74609503
>The poker craze will die soon

it died like a decade ago

>>74609550
what do (((they))) get away with?

>>74609549
i HATE cunts who do this. I hope they all get fleeced one day

>>74608106

I unironically subbed to this now.

does that woman with the big delicious chebs and the annoying voice still play pro poker?

why do the irish have a hardon for palestinians?

>>74609569
pushing arabs off the land to make way for Jews with their settlements. They have new settlements all the time too so it keeps expanding
running a de facto apartheid state also.

I dont really believe a lot of the anecdotal stories shes saying of Israeli soldiers beating up people or whatever because shes a lefty loon but the other stuff is true

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wag1 lads

>>74609550
because palis are awful and they ruin everything they touch

>>74609623
no, and if she does it's literally just for TV.

Literal r9k people have taken over poker.

>>74609626
I've heard a lot of arabs refer to it as an apartheid state, what are they referring to? I don't doubt it, just don't know what rights they're stripped of

Someone ring this number and tell me who it is please.

01133280379

>>74609625
socialists have a hardon for "solidarity" so our "nationalists" support palestine because they see Israel stealing land as britain stealing irish land
the vast majority dont give a shite

>>74609641
(((they))) are a literal cancer on society you child

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM6DdPQeD1A

legalize xannies

love supermarket sandwiches

>>74609701
even the parts that arent under martial law still have many restrictions for arabs. They cant go certain areas, they have to have different IDs, diffferent number plates on their cars. Things to make them stick out as arabs

>>74609701
also this girl says black jews are also treated worse than white Jews

>>74608049
He's go twink aesthetics too tbf to him

I can stretch my ballsack to about a 6 inches

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>>74609704
I got like 40 missed calls all from random numbers I just dont pick up anymore

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wales tbhlads hahahha alri

I can stretch my ballsack to about 6 inches

>it's the /brit/ be racist episode

*closes Netflix tab*

>>74609777
thats common knowledge
they fucking sterilise east african jews on arrival

>>74609833
they did that in the 1970s

they dont anymore

>>74609822
fuck off rorke, you were making xenophobic comments about arabs last night

>>74609891
thats nice of them

>>74609625
le oppressed brothers
le eternal anglo
they're jelous that israel managed to have a greater military history within about 30 years of it's existence than ireland has ever

>>74609719
glad you agree pal

>>74609719
>(((they))) are a literal cancer
but they btfo the m*slims and doesn't afraid of anyone

quite glad we won the /brit/ wars against the autist scum 2bh

>>74609550
Watch the one with the Thaddeus guy if you haven't already, he's a fucking retard

What are the best New Balance shoes?

>>74609906
they shouldnt even let them in

africans bring only violence and poverty and disease everywhere they live

>>74609945
onitsuka tigers

190 raped his niece

>>74609951
all jews are welcome

>>74609755
that's what I guessed, fucked desu.

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I planted this tree 23 years ago when my daughter was born. Today she graduates. Both have grown beautiful and strong.

>>74609945
574

>>74609978
You're just as pathetic as everyone that replies

neck thyself

>>74609920
except they openly support mussies in our countries

>>74609919
The Irish have no interest in military conquest

>>74609755
why doesn't israel just sort it out eh

anyone seen that louis theroux doco on jewish settlers in palestine? supposed to be good

>>74610027
who said anything about military conquest

don't like british people anymore

>>74610060
pathetic little slug

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>>74609978

>>74609448
it's almost as if you've designed your persona to be as hateable as possible

>>74610060
*gets me baps out*
u sure about that luv xx

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>>74610023
it's our own damn fault for opening the floodgates to the islamic horde

>>74610057
You said Ireland was jealous of Israel's military history. The Irish couldn't care less about military matters. If you're referring to their history as rebels, they're proud of it, not jealous of anyone

>>74609935
whats it about

>>74610018
me the shitty dying tree across the street

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>>74610078

dont mess with me sunshine

>>74610115
armed rebellion is still a military matter you daftie

>>74610092
while also being as sycophantic and "flattering" as possible to his elusive womyn I imagine

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prefer paddies to aussies these days

if u wanna get with me theres something u gotta know
i like my beats fast and my bass down low

>>74610112
ah yes you're right sorry
*closes the floodgates to the islamic horde*

>>74610116
Thad believes that gender and race aren't real. He also is very fond of black people and encourages his son to take part in rap and black culture.

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the scran

>>74610170
Not a state military with blatent financial support from many different powerful countries. The Irish were just farmers with a few guns, they're nothing like Israel, why would they be jealous? Israel is conquering land after the world's largest Empire handed them a nation of a silver platter and are now propped up by the richest country on earth. It's like comparing oranges and apples

jaw keeps clicking when I chew

bet turtle doesnt really have phimosis and regularly has sex with perfect looking women and his posts here are just part of creating a character

>>74610201
I'm mostly irish if that helps x

>>74610112
ah yeah we were never influenced by any media or philosophical ideas spread by them

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I said I'd never play DaS2 again but I kinda wanna check out the DLC I missed out on

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me sis x

guess how old this murderer supposedly is

>>74610241
phimo and turtle arent the same person

BBC:
>Those who monitor internet politics know all about "/pol/". It's the anarchic political discussion forum on the anonymous messaging board 4chan, and although frequented by video gamers and internet culture obsessives, it's also a favoured hangout for a number of political activists associated with extreme right-wing groups.

>>74610449
Nailed it desu

pretty shit at maths since I left school

might teach myself GCSE maths again

Always howl when i think about Marky Mark heeming that Vietnamese fella

>>74610501
>again

>>74610449
they're right but the thing they dont realise is how much people arent working together
its not some huge machine that all work in unison to achieve a goal. half of the threads are pure bait, another chunk are people talking but not acting.

want thailad to stretch his sweaty ballsack over my face

prefer yanks to brits these days

>>74610501
You'll never use it, we all knew that the whole time. That's why nobody's parents could help them with maths homework

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>>74608145
>top left

>>74610501
my mental arithmetic has gone out the window
I just use a calculator for everything

OUTTA MY WAY VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT

Best JR podcast?

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suicide seems like finally achieving peace

prefer cocktails to pints these days

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Lads remember it's Microsoft updates day today.

>>74610529
Not actually sweaty

>>74610571
the creative update? or whatever it's called

>>74610232
>Israel is conquering land after the world's largest Empire handed them a nation of a silver platter
that didn't reeally happen though did it
after the arab revolt, the british government was pro-arab in mandatory palestine and even halted jewish refugees arriving in palestine who were fleeing the holocaust
we backed out of the situation and handed it to the UN after the jews began attacking british targets but even then we were still supporting jordan and egypt to jointly annex palestine, and arming them to the teeth
israel was left to fight the entire fucking arab league in addition to arms and volunteer support from a whole load of other muslim nations, the british even got into skirmishes with british reconnaisance divisions sent there to help the egyptians
hardly on a fucking silver platter.

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>>74610542

>>74610558
Christ, Tim Farron is shit. He's got to go after the GE

>>74610521
yeah because I learned it at GCSE you fucking BTEC spacker

>>74610532
I've had to use it a fair bit recently when applying for jobs

it's just to keep the ol' brain ticking over

>>74610585
Nah, the monthly security updates.

>>74610621
didnt teach yourself though did you. might wana do some GCSE English too. idiot.

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>>74610542
>>74610508
>>74610591
good posts

>>74610591
Screeching

>>74610642
mostly did, didn't just do fucking schoolwork did I you utter mongrel

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get chuckly at this photo

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>>74610665
Post more

explain this gimmick

>>74610092
how come boss

1 gram's worth of cannabis smoke straight down the trachea

wish i was a hot girl so i could just get knocked up by some nerd and live off the alamony

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>didnt teach yourself though did you. might wana do some GCSE English too. idiot.

>>74610706
>alamony
foy

>alamony

>>74610706
I wish I wasn't ugly so I had a chance to get a girlfriend.

>>74610691

he blinded some vietnam fucking shit when he was a teenager

it's on his wikipedia page i think

>>74610718
i don't know any other term for it nor heard one

>>74610729
Get an ugly gf
>>74610746
Saving every last one of these

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>>74610715
fantastic gimmick

>>74610763
why? the meme died like 3 years ago

>>74610728
one letter big whoop wanna fight about it

>>74610715
never watched the IT crowd. always seemed a bit reddity. bit like doctor who.

>>74610782
>jokes have an expiry date
Sorry lad I'm not quite as cool and hip as you

>>74610797
no

never been in a fight in me life and dont intend to start now

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>>74610813
>the IT crowd

state of you

>>74610786
howling

>>74610814
bit of a difference between laughing at a funny joke and purposefully saving images of a joke that isn't made much any more.

new
>>74610861
>>74610861

>>74610831
>never been in a fight in me life
gaylord