Donald Trump edition
my dream is to play a song for /cum/
fuck drumpf
fuck drumpf
Who /studying abroad/ next semester?
>>74601025
#1 globalist in america
his son is marketing US real estate off to the chinese
BLECKHORN ZRUMPF
>>74601025
>>74601050
hopefully
really need some luck to pass my CS class
TRUMP!
Why study when you can eat sausages
>>74601071
>Grimes is a rich piece of shit who drives a Nissan GT-R
Also, nice try, Grimes.
>>74601069
and...(you)???
>>74601050
where are you going?
>>74601078
who studies cs abroad?
ZORNWALD KUMPF
>>74601097
no, I need to pass the class so my GPA meets the requirement
>>74601100
there's no subtitle on that one, you subhuman
http://www.strawpoll.me/12926878
Which one is better, 2d or 3dpd?
>>74601092
Prague from late august to Christmas, I'm also going to italy beforhand
why study when u can be cute????
>>74601128
are you going to get a qt slavic gf?
>>74601128
wtf to do in prague
looks like a poormans germany
>>74601128
maybe we'll meet in Italy, senpai
>>74601109
Nope, this is my image actually
>>74601130
I studied in University College Dublin last summer, Ireland was a lot of fun especially since they got really far in the Euro cup. Trinity college makes you study their an entire year too
>>74601125
how about i give you a knuckle sandwich with a refreshing glass of punch
*punches you in the mouth*
just took a 7 hour nap
tfw no asian girl to impregnate and then abort our child with
>>74601169
your schedule is pretty fucked
You can only reply to me if you're white and a cuck
*aborts you*
>>74601202
hello
Homosexuality is immoral
>>74601169
>7 hour nap
>not a 7 hour sleep
>>74601215
unless its between 2 cute girls
faggotry should be illegal and faggots should be executed
>>74601213
cuck
you know jesus can see what you're doing
going to do a 8 hour nap soon
>>74601225
excellent post ahmed
uh oh
*erases browsing history*
>>74601220
>not napping for 7 hours between your 14 hour sleep
*recovers America's browser history with TestDisk*
>>74601230
Jesus saw me fucking your mother's pussy hole and then calling my boy jamal to do a threesome with me
She was sucking my cock and jamal was doing anal on your mom and jesus saw it
>>74601050
If my scholarship covers it
GOMFELD BRUMPF IS BNONT BMY BRISBRENT
GRUHPMGGGHHHH
*drags magnets over HD*
what now, smartguy?
*doesn't respond to the faggot with daddy issues*
Anyone from BC here? Who are you voting for?
Fuck Cunty Clark, but I hate the NDP too and Greens are just a wasted vote so I may just go in and draw a dick on the ballot.
>>74601299
>magnet
weak
Why can't i post?
*restores browsing history again with the backup he made*
>>74601327
your posts are too low quality
heheheh, little did he know that HD was just a decoy
nothing more beautiful than folk and neofolk music
Donald Trump eliminating the Science agency reminded me a lot of this episode of Rick and Morty where Data from Star Trek had to tell Frodo not to babzinga the Telephone Booth from Doctor Who when the Chamber of Secrets from Harry Potter and also Star War which is now cleverly owned by Disney
>>74601134
Don't want to racemix with a slave but their women look fantastic
>>74601139
Are you kidding me man? It's right in between western and eastern europe, prime location to visit other countries and is probably the most beautiful city in Europe. Food is cheap as fuck, the woman are all qts and they drink beer with every meal, also I wont have to deal with "new europeans". Much better than germanistan, find one city in germany as nice as prague, you cannot.
*posts an action between two asterisks*
>>74601338
Then stop using MY images
>>74601354
slav*
I just nutted a fat wad of nutmeg lads
>>74601350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--7bemJNeG4
i've been listening to this guy a lot lately
O no, the HD was just a decoy. Next time I'll get him!
reported a post
reported his post
>>74601392
>>74601380
cant listen to death in june due to few reasons
https://youtu.be/r-zyfxzihqA?t=233
im listening to this atm, really liking this part i linked
>>74601354
yeah it looks nice i was just memeing
though brunswick is really comfy
who /self destructive/
sometimes I report my own posts so I can get banned then immediately reset my router
>>74601415
So this is the power of german architecture...woah
>>74601434
for what purpsoe
>>74601201
condoms are a form of murder then
>>74601437
autism
>>74601436
high level of autism is the cause of this
theres something in the water
>>74601437
I'm a psychopath
i hate whites
>>74601354
aren't you georgian or something? what difference exists. if anything they are the ones oppressing and forcing their genes unto you
John Cena is America's last chance
>want to do a fap
>nowhere to fap
reeeee
>>74601415
this is very comfy
but it seems more like a death metal than neofolk tho
still really enjoyed that part
>>74601472
its one of their earlier albums
https://youtu.be/yH7fan09VHU
the later albums had more calmer and melancholic tones
>I'm a psychopath
>>74601504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
>>74601467
>aren't you georgian or something?
No, why do you keep guessing my ethnicity?
>>74601467
He has a Norman last name
>>74601486
can't believe i've never heard of this band before
sounds a lot like death in june, tbhwyf
thanks for the new obsession finbro
you're not a psychopath
you're a virgin
>>74601372
Funfact: In German you take away -en or -n from the verb:
Essen bestellen ==> *Essen bestell*
to order food ==> *orders food*
Hope this was interesting.
>>74601545
never seen you make a good post honestly
>>74601545
I'm both
>>74601519
YOU TOLD ME LAST TIME YOU WERE GEORGIAN OR SOMETHING
>>74601541
HOW DO U KNOW HIS NAME TF
>>74601541
A normie surname? REEEEEE
>>74601544
if you dont mind german vocals check jännervein
https://youtu.be/MrU1_ujVm1s?t=79
skip the intro 1 min
WHY DON'T I EVER MAKE GOOD POSTS
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY COCK AND MAKE SASSANIAN
>>74601545
srs question since I wouldn't know: do men become naturally more chill and man-like when they lose their virginity? do they stop being edgy manchildren?
>>74601561
>YOU TOLD ME LAST TIME YOU WERE GEORGIAN OR SOMETHING
You made this up yourself...in fact I don't even understand how you came to the conclusion but you did somehow
>>74601552
...not really
>>74601469
i liked it better when he was a wigger
>>74601579
everyone will tell you yes, and they're lying
>>74601580
stop avatarfagging
SCHMIKLE SCHMACK
>>74601592
>>74601579
Yes, and the virgin walk is very real and noticeable to neurotypicals
>>74601580
why the fuck did I think screenshotting new mexico's post was a good idea when I should have been capping your posts. what was I thinking
I remember you are:
Not jewish
Not eyetalian
Georgian
I can instantly tell if some guy is a virgin just by the way they act around me
>>74601624
Nothing wrong with being a virgin
>>74601624
if you were a girl I could believe it
>>74601624
not impressive
>>74601624
Did you namefag as Swag and use pictures of Lil B as an avatar about 2 years ago?
>not a fan of non-engrish vocals
god fucking damn it I have to stall taking a drug test for 2 days because I ate some bread with poppy seeds
>>74601609
tell me about this new mexican poster
i was told that he's a "normie who uses tinder"
>>74601609
*stops using reddit flags*
>>74601668
i take it back that song is really fucking good
>>74601673
fuck off elaine
Girls ask me if I have kids so I don't radiate of virginity, I think
>didn't get into grad school
Sad feel. Will never get experience in mt field at this rate therefore I'll never get a job. Rip. Guess I'll be a wagie forever
Gave myself a urinalysis for anatomy 101
About half of what I've found is concerning
>>74601683
then delete
>>74601679
who is this cum sponge
>>74601677
he's a fucking alpha god who pounds female vagina on the reg. always macking his game on females, every single time he's here, you can tell he's pressed for time because the female race is just clawing to rip his clothes off. he is a chadmore
>>74601680
*ignores this*
>>74601690
thanks
>>74601698
what field
>visit parents' house once a week
>one week mom begs me to look for a girlfriend "So you won't die alone"
>refuse
>next week mom begs me to look for some other people my age and make some friends
>refuse
>next week mom begs me to take up a hobby that involves getting off the computer and leaving my apartment
>refuse
>next week mom asks if I've been suffering from depression
>lie to her and say that I'm completely fine even though I'm actually severely depressed
AAAAHAHAHAHAAA mom just keeps getting B T F O
How will she ever recover?
>>74601571
fuck this is good
I'm doing bad in a class for the first time in my life
I'm a junior in college
>>74601732
you seem to be, as they would say, "pulling my leg"
>>74601709
someone very special
>>74601744
yeah and Austrian accent is so pleasing, compared to standard german
>>74601752
if I was on my normal computer with my 40+ screenshots of his posts I can show you at least a dozen of him bitching about women falling for him or texting him when he doesn't want them to
idk how people go to gyms
too many people
>>74601778
just do your workout at home
>>74601761
so thats an austrian accent huh
learn something new everyday
>>74601778
go late at night with a friend
only proper way
>>74601740
>Last summer
>Mom wants me to come home for the summer
>Really really don't want to do that, have fallen in love with living alone and appreciate it even more with an empty campus
>Tell mom i'll come by for a few weeks in July but that's it
>Get call from dad a few hours later asking what I said to make mom cry
>>74601778
wake up early and go to the gym alone
only proper way
>>74601740
>>one week mom begs me to look for a girlfriend "So you won't die alone"
Isn't this a lie? Don't people usually become widows/widowers?
>>74601804
I'm honestly dreading them day when I tell my parents I want to move several thousand miles away because I don't enjoy life here
>>74601813
stretching feels terrible after waking up
>>74601836
moving as far away from your family as possible is really nice
but i do miss my mom
good night cum
>>74601815
She still doesn't believe me when I tell her that I would rather die than have to raise any kids. I have to remind her every couple weeks that I won't give her grandkids.
>>74601861
where are you from?
I feel bad because my parents treat me well and buy me lots of things but I just got to get somewhere else
>>74601862
>>74601862
night bud
>>74601804
NEW SONICHU PAGES COMING BOYS
>>74601804
she just loves you anon
>>74601879
oregon
i moved here like 5 years ago
i don't blame you for wanting to leave, my family isn't horrible i've just been around them my whole life and a big move like that really helped me get out and be a productive adult
i miss them like crazy. my dad doesn't live too far away but he's not in the same state
>>74601908
dont care
>>74601954
you didn't have to tell me you were a plebeian
>>74601954
shit taste
sick of weebs
>>74601952
that's funny, oregon is one of the western states I'm thinking about, among others.
do you do weekly skype calls or fly out regularly? I plan to call at least weekly so they don't feel too bad
>Canada USA Mexico
>no Mexicans ITT
did I get memed?
>>74602020
there'll be more of you after a couple years of trump
thought about moving to germoney
don't believe it's doable though
>>74602020
fuck off ronseteboder (new term for people on the wrong side of the border), this place is not for you
*makes a big farty post
>>74601996
i call my mom and my sisters at least once a month. used to only call them only on holidays and birthdays. but fuck sometimes i miss them
if i was rich enough i would fly out there every other month
the PNW is really nice. i'm sure you'll like oregon and washington
>>74602036
cancer
Wow.
Cannot WAIT for this.
>>74602020
Your people have been less common here for some time now...
>>74602066
UGH MY FUCKING DICK
old olympic athletes (male) getting sex reassignment surgery and posing nude is my fetish
>>74602066
you enjoy american culture?
>not even 20 minutes into lego batman
>tired and want to go to bed
>if i was at home i would be up until 2am and still have trouble falling asleep
makes u ponder
>>74602063
thanks. I hope you find a way to see your family more often.
group text chats are another way to connect. my family just spams memes at each other
thanks for being a part of the biggest action post in 4chan history*
>>74602087
is the hospital really that comfy
>>74602104
eh not really
think its just the setting when im at home tbqh
>>74602094
>group text chat
should try this and skype more often
thanks famalam, hope you to see you on the best coast soon
hey guy who wants to move to the pacific northwest
take me with you
>>7460214
i can understand that
when i'm smoking weed i'll stay up till like 4am
but when i'm drinking i pass out pretty early
>>74602178
>>74602141
but i'm sure you know this
hhhhnnnngggg
>>74602224
used to drink every night to sleep, but the past year i just wake up tired again, guess i got too old for that shit
>>74602229
correction
>>74602211
>no healslut
broken meme
>>74602245
it's the best sleeping aid
yeah i wake up either feeling like shit or still tired, but at least i'm waking up early enough for work
>>74602256
Is your waifu a giantess too?
>>74602292
yeah i was the same way till it all got even worse
then i started waking up having to drink at like 4am, would miss work, etc
anyway im goin to read and sleep, see you tomorrow
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL
DYING to play an MMO
which one is worth my money?
>>74602343
runescape
>>74602333
hope i don't turn into an alcoholic
night night fampai
>>74602343
How 'bout getting a life you freakin' nerd
>>74602020
You'll be a majority in the states of Texas,http://www.strawpoll.me/12926878
New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado and California in 40 years, after the new Mongoloid-Caucasian hybrids of those states start the process of balkanizing the US.
made an account on twitter today to send hateful messages to a tranny
>>74602396
account got locked already
mustve done it well
>>74602396
fuck twatter
had to put so many security checks just so fags would stop hacking me
anyone want osrs gold
>>74602421
i dont use twitter
now that i think about it maybe the fact that i dont use any social media is the reason why im lonely
i have a facebook account but i dont think ive logged into it for at least two months now
>>74602441
i use social media but only like once or twice a week
mostly to talk to high school girls
So this is how I would look next to her
Hmmmmmm
>>74602472
>transitioning
>>74602438
yeah
>>74602511
Your ass is transitioning
>>74602343
just get a gym membership and actually enjoy life
>when you get out of the shower and notice snot in your pubes
test
how do I edit videos
I want to make one of those simple things where people paste flags/faces on top of the orginal media to make a reference
>>74602571
you pass
>>74602578
adobe after effects and premier
>>74602537
typical mexican
obsessed with blonde women
good night. Tomorrow I have my last final and a phone interview
>>74602612
good luck on both
>>74601035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
>>74602627
>not uptown girl
Animals do a fine job at running away (slithering in particular) before it's time to move
>>74602578
vegas is the easiest
>>74602648
a song I can relate to too much
>>74602648
piano man is the only billy joel song I knew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLMfFJT9ac
>>74602670
exactly
that's why its's the patrician choice
every guy can relate
>>74602702
>only knows piano man
wew
gonna sing youth of the nation one day to /cum/
>>74602760
delet this
>>74601050
Last year got an EU offer for masters in eastern Europe where you could spend one semester anywhere foreign including pyongyang
>>74602760
Is Alex actually an autistic name?
Someone in /brit/ asked for an autistic boy and an autistic girl name, and I said Alex for both and now I've been seeing it everywhere
Is investing in real estate in America still majorly profitable?
>>74602772
>>74602829
doubt it
>>74602829
>>>/china/
>>74602826
>>74602835
better question: are nintendo fags autistic
>>74602760
i honestly thought saul was going to have chuck killed
kind of disappointed desu
I remember when nintendo made a wii that couldn't play DVDs
>>74602891
please delete this image
>>74602578
Vegas pro simple ass fug
>>74602907
but to be far my xbox 360 can't play DVDs and I cba with it
Let's say I become president and I want to stop filthy foreigners from coming into the USA. Is there a law in place that prevents me from stringing up posters around every US embassy and immigration center in foreign countries that say to not come to the US because there is a massive Ebola outbreak or some other blatantly false thing? Not taking into account backlash from buttblasted yuros here.
>>74602906
i remember when nintendo used carts instead of discs
those were the best years
vidya is just shit now
>>74602941
im pretty sure there's a law about the government not being allowed to make propaganda anymore. Depends if corporations are on your side, and then they can publish propaganda for you
shooting stars
>>74602970
>tfw you just realized cnn is a government ran propaganda outfit
how do i tell my coworker to stop smiling at me
i cant talk to her when she does that
>>74602970
But does that law apply internationally? Who's going to enforce it?
>>74602945
I think console and memory limitations helped. So far, I've enjoyed the original forza horizon over the third one and it's supposed to be swagtastic and has a big map etc
>>74602999
>CNN
>CANADIAN NEWS NETWORK
*islands in the stream*
>>74603003
do this towards her whenever she smiles towards you
do it every time you make eye contact with her if you want a long term solution
>>74603022
Who is that?
>>74603010
>forza
gran turismo is a million times better
>>74603004
I think embassies are under american jurisdiction, since military ones are
>>74602999
lies
>>74603034
but she's cute and i want her to be my gf
>>74603039
Idk I was trying to figure that out with the archive
i once had cocaine mailed to me by mistake
ama
honest thoughts on corbis?
>>74602999
>yfw you realize the entirety of western media have been gradually consolidated into ownership by a select few companies that all answer to a group of rich bankers who all wish to erode national identity across the western world for the sake of profit and some other unknown purposes
>>74603101
>unknown purposes
>>74603089
did you snort a fat line
>tfw only snorted amphetamines
>>74603111
Maybe they have multiple purposes, who knows.
>>>/tv/82549459
Almost choked to death reading this thread
>>74603140
I hate rick and morty so much
Glad /tv/ is picking up on memeing the shit out of it
>>74603127
no.it was in a small box with russian writing on it. i took the little bag out of the box and smelled it. felt a little light headed afterwards but I went to the police station and handed it over along with the package that it was mailed in because I'm a good boy.
cops told me it was coke later
>>74603040
The open world maps have oddities and stuff (the only thing that kills it for me is that the story feels forced), and I can just drive around and do dumb shit.
If I get/had a more capable computer, I'd probably get assetto corsa.
never watched rick and morty but i hate it
>>74603174
pussy
>>74603214
WUBALUBADUBDUB
*BURP*
MR POOPYBUTTHOLE
PICKLE RICK
>>74603214
I don't like how they're drawn 1bh and that's pretty much the only reason I don't care about it
>>74603221
i didnt know what the fuck it was so i wasnt going to start snorting lines of it
like i said, it came in a small box with russian writing on it
*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty, SZECHUAN SAUCE!
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana
>search 'Emmanuel Macron' on amazon
>top market topics:
>Politics in France
>Erotica
*CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*
im going to bed now
night buds
>>74603255
what a great post
i love rick and morty
*upvotes*
>>74603272
*sneaks up behind*
*knocks you unconscious*
tango down
>The Erotic Adventures of Emmanuel Macron
SHITTTTTTTTTTT IT'S REAL OH FUCK
only japan produces good animation
YYYYYAAAABADABADOOOOOO
>>74603101
>Tfw we're going to see Deus Ex become reality
Ron_Paul.png
>>74603312
Macron's wife and step-sister.
>>74603354
it's time to take the frenchpill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBKkciMXATk
>>74603244
wou;dve opened that shit and snorted averythng white
>>74603389
If it comes to light he banged his step-sister I will take the frenchpill
>>74602552
This shit actually happened once, I don't even know how it got there
>>74601025
Blatant traitor and criminal,and mildly retarded. I wonder how the rebup party is going to recover from this? They were dirty before but now they've tainted themselves beyond repair.
>>74603165
I watched the first episode of it and thought it was nothing special. I really don't see what there is to like about it and why it has such a following
"""snot"""
>>74603406
dude pretty much owns us desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OgqxAAsMxc
God damn it
I'm sexually frustrated
I need someone to fuck
Young hearts be free tonight
got y'all some chill music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6uO7UghP00
>>74603436
>EU post-nationalism dick sucker
>bringing up past national achievements
Can't have it both ways Macron
is real rape ever like a mindbreak doujin
Would you let a cute girl piss on your face?
>>74603561
abosutly haram
>talk to my old best friend from high school again after 7-8 years
>using acronyms like "iktf"
>"iktf?"
shoulda killed myself last year
>>74603580
>>74603596
What about on your dick?
Is there something wrong with me?
>>74603608
Not into watersports tbqh
>>74603602
So you said ai-kee-tee-af
Wtf thats high level autism
>>74603636
in steam chat you dick!!
>when ur life falls apart in one day
I wanna die, gnight /cum/
>>74603655
it'll be okay bud
night night
california is so nice to the homeless
>>74603655
this one's for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwFXR5ett6U
>>74603561
>>74603608
yes, but not just any woman, that's wife tier sex acts.
yes
and no, nothing is wrong with you.
>>74603655
what happened lad
>>74603692
>lad
A faggot replied to my post
flags ruined /cum/
>>74603753
just disable flags like me!
>>74603753
Well youre on int, thats the whole point of this board