Culture Pals /cp/

Amerilard

>>74595969
*runs you over*

>>74595958
I will next time

>>74596027
what did you say?

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Am I the only anon that just wants to fall in love?

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>tfw no french gf
its literally the thing i want the most

>somehow sound less creepy when i'm super horny
wtf how am i doing this. got 5 numbers today after a dryspell

>>74596041
basically something about sleeping together because fucking her brains out seemed a bit much even though that's definitely what I'd do if my dick still worked by then and she wasn't repulsed

>>74596055
They're shit.

t. dude that has spent a lot of time in France

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>>74596121
girls are shit everywhere tho, gotta find those gems. I had one french qt, but she was fairly autistic and seemingly asexual ;_;

>>74596117
ahh are you the dude who implied he was transitioning?

>>74596117
kek, girls love it when you get dirty. Especially when they suggest they want it

Say you want to bend her over a table, pull her pants down and ram into her like a truck

>>74596055
I once got a pale blackhaired french qt. Which reminds me. Im gonna post her pics in a few minutes :^>

>>74596165
Trust me man, French women are shit. Like, even if you think all women are shit, they're especially. They're boring as fuck, rude, and not even remotely the most attractive Europeans. Did I mention they have shit-tier bodies?

>>74596177
>implied
I pretty much post about it daily on here, you'd see if you had regionals

>>74596182
Hmm alright next time she pretends to be innocent I will!

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>tfw no norwegian bf

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>>74596280
>tfw no estonian GF

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>>74596212
that description could just as well fit Norwegian women unfortunately. Though girls here work out a lot these days so

>>74596280
Post profile anon-san and i'll give you a price

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>qt cuts her phone call with her bf short (10 minutes) so she can skype with me for 2 hours

HOLY SHIT. We just ended the Skype call and I think I'm falling in love.

>>74596317
You'll lose interest in her once she breaks up with the BF. I guarantee it.

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How do I get a qt Deutsch gf?

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>>74596314
>tfw no homo norwegian bf

>>74596077
Maybe I should stop jerking it then

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>>74596280
>tfw no gf

>>74596317
so you can have a disloyal bitch? sounds like a pump and dump m8

>>74596385
that can be arranged babe

>>74596314
DESU toned midriff is my fetish

>>74596182
"I didn't expect that at all"
what do I say now america-sama

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>>74596398
>tfw no bf

>>74596427
>tfw no you cant you straighty

>>74596353
Why?

>>74596422
I don't care.

>>74596376
quick rundown?

>>74596448
"I am a bit rough in bed, especially when I feel very passionate ;)"

someone post the /int/ collage

>>74596479
Because you are getting off to cucking someone, soon as she drops him you will not trust her in the least.

>>74596504
"apparently"

>>74596042
No.

>tfw no qt with depression

>>74596543
You have a point.

But I'm very much interested in her personality too and we get along extremely well.

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>>74596542
yeh babs you're apparently not in it, suppose i was wrong

>>74596734
Holy shit, I totally forgot Rachel was a thing.

>>74596734
ty i was just wondering <3

>tfw pretending I could teach a girl stuff about sex even though I've only had sex twice and one time I didn't even cum
Why do I do this I just hate myself more every time

>>74596992
post profile, im genuinely curious about how you look like

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>>74596992
I do the same thing but I am still a virgin

>>74597052
heck
My last fuck was like 2 years ago
I tried to fuck my tranny ex gf real hard but my dick just went soft lmao

>>74597040
/wertyum

>>74596734
When was the last time this was updated?

>>74597052
I'd like to add onto my post by stating that I am also a handholdless kissless hugless virgin

>>74597143
reeeee

>>74597040
/Farabutto

>>74597151
hugg

>>74596992
I've had sex with two girls, didn't cum the first time with either of them...
Probably didn't help I was really drunk both times

>>74597170
>I've had sex with two girls
But more than two times, right?
One of mine I legitimately cucked a friend, he asked for it initially (then took it back like 2 days before I fucked her)

>>74597143
You look too nice to pull off that beard desu, If you don't, you should start lifting. But considering you're that was straight-turned tranny I doubt you'll end up wanting to look masculine
>>74597154
/chad/

>>74597250
Well I obviously shaved it now. That was in my last weeks of repression when I shaved my beautiful long hair (easily reached my nips) because I WAS NOT TRANS
Then I totally was and now I hate myself for that.
Lifting really isn't a thing I'll do, no. Probably wouldn't get much muscle mass anyway

>>74597052
>>74597151
please post your profile, I'd love to see what someone who has never been hugged by a girl looks like

>>74597226
Yeah I had sex with them more than once but the first time with both, nothing.

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>>74597316
It's probably dear old rebel boy here

>>74597316
nu uh

Are American women aware of how fat they are compared to European women?

>>74597614
They make excuses for it, they do not accept responsibility for their actions.

>>74597642
It's due to diet I think. It's not like European women spend more time doing cardio or anything.

In America, every corner you turn, you face DeepfriedDipMcDidooDipdoopDipdooBurgers Place where you can buy a McDipDeeDoo for 0.99. In Europe, you have no such things.

Also, I noticed that the poorer Americans are, the fatter they are. Girls from NYC are often skinny because they can afford to eat healthy. But in Europe if you're poor, you can't eat McDeepdoos, you survive on rice and pasta.

>>74597614
>>74597642
I think they are aware of it. I just don't think they'll admit it.

>>74597706
Mcdeepdoos is actually more expensive than the basics here. The difference is that the poor have to work more and when they get off work they're too tired to cook or wash dishes so they end up eating out. There's a reason why you see more fast food in poor neighborhoods

>>74597706
the government is putting chemtrails in murican food breh, it's not their fault

>>74597706
>tfw eat restaurant food daily

still a normal weight.

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>>74597760
They would sooner make movements around shaming people who shame their life choices. They are truly delusional

read top down if you want a glimpse at the average fat American

>>74597776
Yeah, this also makes a lot of sense.

>>74597706
>Girls from NYC are often skinny because they can afford to eat healthy.

They also have to walk everywhere but in other areas they can drive anywhere they need to go.

t.Brooklynite

>>74597776
>The difference is that the poor have to work more
No they don't. I have friends that are poor and I've been poor. They probably work less hours but their jobs are more physical and a lot of them don't make the best decisions. Most live day to day so it's not surprising that don't make the best food choices.

>>74597895
Dipends on the job, where I'm at the employer will happily give you 40-45 a week but will refuse to go higher than $9.00/hr

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>>74597820
These lardmenschen are literally trying to justify their obesities. It's pathetic.

>>74597946
I worked in a big corporate retail store and they really didn't want to give you more than 40 hours because then they'd have to pay overtime.

Alright lads my qt just went to bed (2 hours later than she planned)
I'll see y'all tomorrow

>>74597993
I work in a call center, wage is so low because they assume you'll make money from commission and at that point it's just a waiting game to see how many people are going to call asking for Internet or TV

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would I get banned for having this on my profile?

>>74597993
Why do this shit man?

I work at a restaurant 5-6 days a week for 40 hours but I get enough food I don't have to buy my own. Especially now since we do a lot of buffets.

I make about $15 + tips which is quite good and I look forward to going there every day.

>>74598079
Not him but, when you need money you'll do it

>tfw no girl finds you attractive
shit genes aren't fair, my father should have used a condom

>>74598061
You'd get banned for throwing rocks from a glass house, McDiddley

*sends you a message*
*doesn't reply to you when you respond*

>click on american girl
>native language is spanish
>tfw america will be a hispanic country in my lifetime

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>>74598214
You get pretty offensive pretty quick don't you amigo, I've seen this happen a few times

>>74598278
*Defensive

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>>74598275
>tfw this future
I love me some Latin pussy

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>>74598278
WE

>>74598278
There is nothing wrong with being proud of your country, even if it is Turkey.

>>74598385
Nothing wrong with being proud of your country it just seems he's not very good at handling the bants

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>>74598443
Bitch I've been around here for 2 years. I'll slap your shit.

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>>74598491
Bring it on nerd

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>>74598648
I'll plant my seed in Lithuanian qt's while you get raped by Pakis in BingBongia.

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Rate the Lithuanian match

>>74598491
Redpill me on kurdish women

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>>74598746
>san hayırdır lo?

Holy shit, Koreans unironically arr rook same.

Must be that plastic surgery.

>>74598934
All Asians look the same

>>74598934
How old are you? 70? We don't make those kinds of jokes any more you racist! It's 2017!

>>74599471
Shutup Chinada

>>74599471
t. Chang Weng

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>>74596042
I want to fall in love too.

>>74599471
Half your population is Asian. Of course you'd get offended.

>>74599829
Shut up Ahmed

>>74599909
Shut up 63%

>tfw you're lonely
>tfw no job
>tfw you ask yourself why have been born at all

So, there's this girl I like, we've been talking for quite sometime and exchanged postcards and some gifts and stuff. It was her birthday recently so I sent her a birthday card but never heard anything from her. It's been a week since her birthday so today I messaged her and asked how she's doing, and she told me she was in a car accident and had a concussion. Feels bad man ;_;

>>74600046
I bet IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT SHE GOT INTO THAT ACCIDENT

>>74600019
Are we the same person?

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What is your political compass, /cp/

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

>>74600046
What cunt?

>tfw found a crazy white woman with piercings who converted to Islam

"I'm so sorry my country elected Donald Trump" as her status

/x06112010x

what a fucking bitch.

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>>74600184
WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THIS

>>74600122
there are at least 3 autismal self-loathing Canadians here

>>74600170
I fucking love Runescape memes

>>74600184
Why do Americans/Americanized women (western europeans) come up with this shit? Too much free time?

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>>74600202
HOLY FUCK

she has a fucking kid too. SINGLE MOTHER as well as being a fucking sjw on top of being muslim.

>>74600278
It's so they can feel they're the victim and the "system is putting them down" when it is in fact due to their own stupidity and laziness.

Most people don't tolerate it outside of big cites, I literally never run into these people unless I'm in Toronto.

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>>74600184

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>>74600170
Thought I would have been more on the right but OK. I think it mostly has to do with my not giving a shit about gay rights.

>>74600113
No bullying, Canada

>>74600178
Chink. I'm thinking of sending her something to make her feel better, but I don't know what that would be.

>>74596055

I'm going to be spending 3 days with a French girl next month, but nothing is going to happen between us

>>74600370
Send her a strobe light

>>74600379
wrong. buy some alcohol bro

>>74600379
>>74600430
This. Get a ton of wine or whatever the frogs like and go bananas

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>>74600170

>>74600419
Good idea

>>74600122
no. unless you were born in October 1990

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>>74600170

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>it's yet another american milf from the village with random stock pictures of animals and emotional quotes

Is this a trend or something?

>>74600184
>Status
>Requests
>Gives out her address
>Al-Quran as favorite book

Just when I thought I saw humanity get this much worse. Thank God she doesn't live in my city though. We have plenty of these nutjobs although not as cringe as this.

>>74600296
>single mother
Degeneracy at all time highs with this one.

>>74600430
>>74600459

no, nothing is going to happen other than just friendly hanging out. I prefer that actually

>>74600505
>unless you were born in October 1990
what date
>tfw 25th

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No clue what this thread is about, first time I make visit.

Anybody want Russian benis in/around Vancouver before I ship off to military?

>>74600568
Gay romcom incoming?

>>74600550
nah, I regret not fucking girls when I had the chance. Do it. You'll probably lose contact in a few months anyway.

>>74600547
I want to murder her.

>>74600635

I don't feel comfortable with hook ups.

What I noticed so far

- Most Russian girls are mentally ill and crazy
- Most American women are basic bitches with no character, the ones who seem like they do are just pretending to have character, masquerading
- Ethnic German girls don't exist, the ones who do don't know why they're on Interpals
- Polish girls are easy as fuck, slutty, not commitment material
- Scandinavian girls are very interesting but often cold
- French girls are very friendly and proper desu
- British girls are sluts in disguise

>>74600635
wait are you also 10/25

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>>74600707
>british girls are sluts in disguise

They don't really hide it friendo

>>74600707
Italians qts best Euros and it's not even a question

>>74600707
And a lot of women block messages from countries like Syria, Iraq, Iran, etc. even though they don't even get any messages from such countries.

>>74600716
nah I'm not.

>>74600740
Italian qts are really good, yeah. I forgot to mention. Very respectful and decent behaviour

>>74600740

This Tbh

Where my Augustbros @

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Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear me-eee
Happy birthday to me

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this is fuckign weird

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>>74600811
Happy birthday anon.

>>74600826
she's trying to be the deep thinker type but she's actually just a retard. Ignore her.

>>74600811

Happy birthday

>>74600842
seems more like schizophrenia. and look at the message times, either she's a superhuman typist, she's copying and pasting or it's some kind of bot

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>>74600170
ok

>>74600842
This. Avoid girls who pretend to be deep but are actually not.

I'm about ready to give up on interpals again.

>>74600873
She literally sounds like every other teenager who watched too much anime. My ex was like that and at one point I had to tell her to start acting like her age and she stopped and deleted her cringeworthy tumblr

>>74600568
no, I'm 10/24

>mfw the internet in China is so shit that 4chan is the only website I can use, I can't even post reaction images without my phone crashing...

>>74600950
Move to Canada

>>74600923
1 day apart from me brother. I've yet to find a fellow shitposter born on the exact same day as me. You are the closest.

>>74600950
w o r l d p o w e r b y 2 0 4 0

Serious question, are you using IP cuz of the shortage of Chinese women?

>>74600959
kek

>>74600970
>>74600959
probably visiting China, thus the complaining. Antpeople are happy with what they have.

>>74600740
>>74600774


>tfw just messaged an Italian qt a few minutes
>already having one of the nicest conversations I've had on IP in a while

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There are losers wasting their time trying to find girls on omegle RIGHT NOW

>>74600774
My Italian qt met me in Chicago last year. It was a drive to get there but it was totally worth it. I'm seeing her in Italy this summer. Known her for about 3.5 years now.

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>>74601020
I wasted my time on Asiandate, but terminated the account.

>>74600877
die commie

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>>74601126
>radical centrist

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>>74601011
>>74601057

I wish me and my Italian still talked..

>>74601146
I don't know, I thought I would be more on the right.

>>74601148

Tbh some of the questions I didn't really have a stance on, so I just selected random things. so, realistically my dot should be a bit more to the right

>>74601152
>tfw she already stopped replying

I always fuck it up.

Do Americans listen to eurotrance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vptpKsz3LU

>>74601167

She's probably asleep

>>74601214
nah she read it and never replied

>>74601231

doesn't mean anything. She may still get back to you

>>74601231
>tfw you read someones message but are too tired to reply so you just sleep and feel guilty about it

>>74601272
the damage is already done.

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dropped

>>74595933
test

>>74601302
welcome long islander, it worked

>>74601345
what flags does it show by my name?

>>74601302
Muriflags

>>74601414
you dont have any

>scream internally because Asian qts don't reply to me
I don't even know why I bother anymore.

>>74600811
Papa bless paco mcwhitey

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>>74601295
I think she was the first one I messaged a few weeks ago, the bitch didnt even see my message. She seems like she has a nice face tho

Whenever I talk to a qt, I analyze her personality and whether she's trashy or not and talk on her level and it almost always works. If I talk to a trashy bimbo, I act macho and she likes it. If I talk to an American, I talk like an overly confident retard and it wroks. If I talk to Germans, I act like a biodeutsch and it works

I have become the man with no face

>>74601414
you need to download extraflags, otherwise you don't have extra flags. You just have canada

>>74601742
>extraflags
does it work on osx?

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>>74601678
But roaches never had any face to begin with

>>74601764
>using a mac
idk, ask the extraflags general

>>74601868
Rooster cunt

I'd post my face but I'm scared someone will say I'm ugly

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guess I'm a total creep.

>>74601057
I met an Italian girl from a pen-palling website years ago (not sure if it was interpals). She met me in Chicago, where i live. It was pretty cool, but she wouldn't let me drink. Sex was more or less enjoyable. Said I was the best she's ever had, which is pretty sad.

>>74601922
And when I did Erasmus in Germany, Italian girls were the only ones who remained loyal to their boyfriends from back home.

>>74601919
You need to step up your game

Someone post a profile and I'll show you how to send a first message to it.

>>74601968
try hitomi_jp

>>74601968
/iihf_esc

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>>74601919
>Français est ma langue natale
Well obviously not, stop lying on the internet

>>74602028
but it is.

>>74602002
Stop posting this disgusting creature

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>>74602002
>/iihf_esc
something like this?

>>74601989
Hello Hitomi, I read that you enjoy going to different restaurants in Toronto. I've been to X, have you been there yet?

If you're not in Toronto start talking about craft beers that you enjoy. She is obviously interested in them.

If not into drinking, talk about your favorite documentary. She seems big on those as well.

>>74602002
Stop viewing my profile you heroin faced memeslut

>>74601919
Yeah I usually have an initial d tab open myself

>>74602028
Je parle français depuis ma naissance, mais je suis juste attardé au bout.

>>74602076
The Proper French equivalent of your message would however be "Le français est ma langue maternelle".
Je te pardonne car tu es
>une putain de feuille

>>74602174
j'ai supprimé mon poste et je l'ai mieux ré-écrit pareil elle ne l'a même pas lu.

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>>74602210
Ca viendra, ne désespère pas !
There's a qt waiting for you somewhere, just keep at it

omelette du fromage

>>74602378
bien non! C'est une omelette au fromage.

>>74602378
HON HON
I wonder how the french dub team managed this episode

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If you guys want to hear real suffering, hear mine. 4 years ago I met a qt on Interpals (we didnt even have qtpals threads) and she was one of the most unique personalities I met. We would send walls and walls and walls of messages to eachother without getting tired. But this girl was extremely mature and everything had been so respectful between us, we never showed eachother a sign of flirting. I fell in love with her (I think) and she came to visit me once in Turkey all the way from USA. We had a nice time, I spaghettid a bit because of my feelings but she was very relaxed. She wants to visit me again this year and I feel like this is the chance. The problem is she never initiates a conversation with me. Sometimes I wait for months before she sends me a message. Last tmie we didn't speak for 3 months and I had to ask if she's still coming this summer and she said she's planning to.

>>74602409
no
omelette du fromage

>>74602457
mais la façon correcte c"est "omelette au fromage" et non "du"

- Set thailand
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>>74602643
pm me roach

/LETTERS

>>74602445
Nice pasta Mehmet

>>74602783
I put my heart out there monkey, it's no pasta

Goddammit it's impossible to get nudes out of this cute furry girl. As soon as the convo gets lewd she immediately goes to incorporating her fursuit into it. Pretty sure she is autistic.

>>74602911
What did you actually expect from a furry ?

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are we both autistic?

>>74603045
>look at girls to the side
>see name sherr
>girl who I loved for 5 years was named sherry
>she cheated on me
>depression sets in

fuck asian girls

>>74603064

Oh well, get with a white grill. 1000x better. Don't be a traitor, man.

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>>74603064
s-sorry

>>74603064
When did you break up? How did you find out? How did you feel?

I found out that my gf whom I loved extremely left me for another guy and she didn't love me as much as I thought and I'm still recovering.

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>>74603064
>he unironically gets triggered by a fruit

>>74603064
is that that Asian from Canada?

>be white
>don't care about white women
>don't find black women attractive
>have yellow fever
>asian women don't care about me

>>74603123
>how did you break up
by breaking everything around her while yelling at her.

>How did you find out
walked in on it

>How did you feel
miserable for the passed year, I talk to girls on interpals to fill the void

>>74603137
I actually lived in Canada when this all happened. I doubt it's the same girl but who are you talking about for the sake of my curiosity?

>>74603222
oh did you live in Waterloo ?

>>74603222
You walked in on your girl being dicked down?

Please tell you kicked the guys ass then beat her as well

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>>74603222
>walked in on it

Fuck, I'm sorry. How did you react?

>>74603305
>>74603361
beat the guy with a baseball bat, broke a few of his bones. He didn't press charges though, he didn't know. I hate him despite how decent of a guy he turned out to be after the fact. Didn't touch her, but I got my revenge on her a few months after.

>>74603391
How was the revenge? And desu you should have knocked her bones rather than his. For all you know he didn't know that she had a boyfriend.

>>74603421
Couldn't get away with that. I was lucky the guy didn't pursue any legal action.

As for getting back, I befriended her husband who she had a child with. After a few weeks of knowing him I invited him to a party, got him drunk and encouraged him to fuck one of the girls. Made sure to record it and sent it to her the day after.

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can we not talking about cheating please

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>>74603558
Top kek. This sounds too good to be true and I bet you're making it up but if it's real, heil you.

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>>74603579
I think people would be more happy if they enter a relationship knowing that they will perhaps cheat on you at one point. My mistake was I was under the illusion that she would never do such a thing (and so did the guy above me) and when it did happen we were shocked and traumatized.

But if you enter a relationship expecting it, it's not as scary.

>>74603583
I don't blame you for not believing, I actually had it planned before I even befriended the guy. Ultimately I wanted her to walk in on him, but that was not possible due to their work schedules. Video was as best as I could do.

>>74603304
No I didn't. I was in Toronto at the time.

>talk to qt Chinese to make her learn French
>talk to qt Jap girl so I can learn Japanese.
I'll probably fuck up if I talk to both. Which one do I choose?

>>74603131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

>>74603612
This is why regardless of how much I love the girl. I will cheat on her once a year to avoid being cucked.

>>74600184
send her quran verses and ask if she agrees with them

What's the point of talking to Ukrainian girls if they have their pick of guys coming back from fighting in Donetsk who are more manly than I can ever hope to be?

>>74604054
you have money and greencard

>>74604071
I don't have money I'm poor as fuck. And I'd just get cucked once they have greencard.

>>74604176
even though you're poor, you're probably richer than 90% of Ukrainians.

qt turk I've been talking too deleted her profile. WTF WHY. idk maybe wasn't even that hot but I thought we had a connection.

Which one of you did this?!

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>you're cute
What did she mean by this?

>>74604810
I added her on whatsapp and told her to delete her account if she wanted to see my penis

>>74604824
You're cute. Like a puppy. Handsome is the compliment you want. If you're handsome you are a good looking masculine man. Pretty much the male equivalent to gorgeous/beautiful

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74604928
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74605190
Just hand Soren21 over to me and everything will be okay

>>74595933
Look You fat american , slave of money and scientology

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>>74604827
>this could be real

>>74604845
>tfw constantly called cute
Fuck me

This sucks. I just want French qt, am literally in France, but I can't talk frog without either reading a script or sounding like a retard. I haven't had a single interaction with a IRL human today that hasn't been awkward as fuck. Buying cigarettes from some tabac place, and after I bonjour the guy I realize that I don't know how to say pack, which throws me off so I just start saying stuff like "je voudrais Marlboro s'il vous plait?"

I don't even like Marlboros that much. Just couldn't think of another brand I knew he'd have, and the packs all look identical.

>>74608530
SAD i too want a french waifu but fuck learning that language. But yes, your biggest problem is that you were a sperg before moving hoping things would improve, alas they have not

>girl upset cause she's going to Brunel uni
>tells me she originally wanted to go to Stirling
>don't have the heart to tell her they're both as shit as each other

I found a qt for y'all niggas. You should def hit on her
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=647688050392088576

I'm new to this stuff is interpals worth it? I want to learn Portuguese how are the Brazillian girls there? Is it worth taking the time to make an account?

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>>74608659
>transgender/landyboy

>>74608936
;)

>>74608919
Latinas are huge sluts in general, as long as you're rich and handsome and keep them well fucked out they'll probably remain loyal tho.

As long as you keep that in mind you should be fine. Keeping it on a sex only level works.

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>>74600707
I agree, except
> Most Russian girls are mentally ill and crazy
Sure, they have their oddities (overly emotional and clingy etc.) but I wouldn't call them legitimately crazy - it's just a very strange mentality. You get used to it.

German bird wanted to come to Dublin to fk me. Got pissed of cause I mentioned hitler, shieeeet.

>>74604928
>tfw Russian gf

so what site do I use if I just want a platonic language buddy?

interpals is flooded with roasties and western men with yellow fever

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>>74598061

I got banned for this, so yeah you would

Hey guys, long time no see. One time I catfished a married russian qt once. Got her nudes her putting in a sharpie etc.I really want to show it to her husband, but not sure man.

>qt tier
Italy, Turkey, Russia, Kazakhstan, Venezuela

>side girl tier
Poland, Mexico, Colombia, Eduador, Ukraine

>easy nudes tier
USA, UK, Asians

>annoying Korea boo tier
France, Spain, Belgium,

>shit tier/probably not worth messaging/abhorrently liberal
Germany, the middle east, Japan, Canada, Scandinavia

>>74609388
>>74608919
Brazilians are probably the biggest Latinas sluts except Mexico, just don't make bunda and favela jokes right away. Learning Portuguese and showing an interest in Brazilian culture beyond monkey soup will go a long way

>>74612308
W-what about us, best allie?

>>74612308
>middle east
R00d. But what about d*awhora ones?

>>74603765
Les deux si tu as le temps

>>74595933

csq les amérinègres se moquent de nous alors qu'il ne sont que 50% blanc

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>>74610311
Remember uncle Adolf was one of the best people of human history, try smooth things and promise her a rage fuck that'll make her walk like a retard

>>74612902
Too culturally different for me
>>74612836
There aren't enough Portuguese girls on interpals for me to form an opinion desu

>>74612413
All latina are huge sluts desu, except maybe chile and arg who are a bit more civilized.

So like do guys just not talk to one another on this site? Saw some dude's who thought seemed cool, sent them messages and they just straight up ignore them? Dudes are only after to get pussy on this site? sad.

>>74613941
Sorry I only talk to males if they know the languages I'm learning and Americans only speak English

>>74613324
It doesn't make sense. You'll never meet them, it's just nudes...who cares lol

Anybody have luck with Central Asian qts from the stans? obviously not from pakistan tho

anybody ever get nudes from somebody from Afghanistan? I feel like that would be the ultimate.

>>74614502
>tfw spent the summer fucking some Afghani-Hindi girl

they're great at being dicked

>>74612221

How's the American Chad?

>>74612221
How do you get nudes from Russians man I've never done it

>>74614875
Doing great, went over to Bumble and Tinder. Gotten more nudes there.
>>74615009
Talk to them for a week, tell them to vision themself living in London etc. They will do everything for you. Russian/Thai is easy mode

>>74612902
Keep shitting up /mena/ with those shopped pics of me and that girl, you absolute cunt. Hopefully you'll realize one day what a pathetic excuse for a human being you are and kill yourself to make the world a better place.

Nice Austrian girl who was helping me with my German hasn't replied in two days
Feels bad man

Why all Brazilians girls have big ass ?
/Nella99

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OK ladies and gentlemen. Who wants the american chad profile?

What you will get:
>Multiple pictures, some private which aren't posted on his instagram.
>At least 5 videos of an american model/actor.
>One where he seems like he is typing on a laptop.
>One where he takes his shirt off and showing off his body.
>One where he is taking his short off and masturbating.

etc etc

You can use fake webcam software to show this when your qt is asking for a webcam verification.
After that she will do anything for you.

Trust me, Eastern europeans go totally crazy about him. Ukrainian/Russians will put sharpies up their ass in no time.

>>74616198
Thicc
Also seems too hot to be true

>>74616266

God damn lad, you know what you are doing. You're a professional troll

>>74616266
Proof

>Girls are willing to send nudes showing full face etc.

This girl is married.
http://imgur.com/a/H8FUt

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>>74616389
I'm missing one thing, Colgate friend
What do you want in exchange?

>>74616316
Man, I am just bored of this particular profile. I catfished another model to catfish other qt's. I know, I am fucked up
>>74616266
http://imgur.com/a/TApPH

>>74616266
I want it pls Dutch Bro

>>74616266
kyfs

>>74616479
I would marry you anon.
No homo.

>>74616479
[email protected]

feel free to email the stuff here

>>74616479
[email protected] pls

>>74616561
My birthday is in 2 days pls

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>>74616561
This is the folder I have of him. There is at least 100 items in it. Including a vid I forgot of him singing. So if a girl says she loves singing you send her that vid. And trust me she will like you more.

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>>74616561
>>74616621
Don't do it, you have to be YOURSELF

>>74616738
I'm 5'6 man I just want some fun
>>74616721
The vids are a killer for confirming identity. If you could send those and his intagram that would be enough

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>>74616721
I think about 30-40 girls sent me nudes during thouse times.

Most where from:
>1: Russia
>2: Ukraine
>3: Poland
>4: Spain
>5:Thai

Pic: proof. I recorded every session when sluts wanted to prove to me that they would be loyal to me if I only talked to them.
>6: S. Korea

But seriously I am not into asians. I just did it few times because it was a low hanging fruit.

>>74616920
Release the nudes

>>74616721
>>74616872

Might be going in a while so the 10 min mail might expire.
In case I'm the lucky winner, instead of the email send at my stalking account /CharlieGoy2

>>74616920
You're killing me man

>>74604845
some Ukraine girl said I am handsome, but I doubt her words.

>>74616971
Lol, there is like 11 gig of it. Too lazy to upload them all.
This girl was skinny and no tits, but she was obedient lol.
http://i.imgur.com/vDsvWYp.jpg

Ok first guy to have doubles I will send him a rar with everything I have on that american model/chad.
I think sadboys would be better to troll those interpal girls. But yeah he is gone.

First to get doubles get the rar and can pretend to be a chad on interpals :D

>>74617256
WITNESS ME

>>74617256
Double :)

>>74617256
Me pls

>>74617284
refagging

>>74617256