/brit/

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Don't put your willy in silly

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nothin personnel

got drunk 7 nighs in a row

think i may indeed have a problem hmmm

ALWAYS give 100% every thread

doubt my post quality but NEVER question my efffort

i dig this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ordwiBUnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrkF2-DQAY

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>>74592415

>>74592365
Shan't be listening to a single one of these
All this effort you put into making this OP? Consider it a fruitless endeavour
A failure, a monumental mistake, time forever wasted and lost never to be regained

ah yes it's the Arabs be obnoxiously loud in the library episode.

doing a panic

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qt dykes desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3HQMbQAWRc

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could do with a curry to be honest

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>>74592444
stop lying about your height

>>74592444
tell them to fuck off back to arabia

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Anime

>>74592444
they talk fucking constantly
the women are always on their phones yammering too

>>74592438
oh just fuck off will you, the world doesn't revolve around you

First Easter after the ol' divorce of the 'rents and I got 3 Easter eggs rather than my usual one. Can't WAIT until birthday and christmas desu, love being showered with presents rather than being part of a whole and loving family

NEED a mentally ill gf who threatens suicide if i leave her

>>74592463
need my willy in and around her holes

>>74592365
why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anRsgdCevzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbthCGf60Zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAvUPTnmA0

not particularly attracted to brown or black women if I'm being honest

time to widen the channel, lads

>>74592477
The Auzzie is right tho

going to rock down to
electric avenue

>>74592463
had this image open in another tab
stop reading my fucking mind /brit/

I gave a limbless man a wristwatch

depends on the shade of brown, have seen second gen persian and Afghan chicks that were beige desu

>>74592525
go on then

>>74592525
*widens your mum's channel*
ah yes

reckon the go compare man should just put a sock in it already

>>74592472
they need to fuck off to a shisha bar if they want to do this shit

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I gave a slagless thread a slag

>>74592480
>divorce
runt

>>74592444
Ah yes, quite dreadful that one, along with the foreigners talk loudly in their apespeak on the train episode

business idea: dredge dogger bank so your mum will stop banging on about not being able to go dogging this week

>talk to sort of mildly above average bird on bumble
>have an actual funny conversation, laugh a fair bit
>willy isn't very interested
>talk to really really fit bird
>willy is well up for it
>conversation is boring af
ahhhhh yes

I'm in a fucking state lads

I just realised I missed out on the best thing in life, teenage love. I'm such a fucking idiot, I cannot believe I completely squandered my teenage years instead of setting my sights on a beautiful girl and working on that. I am so fuckign stupid. Fuck this shit. I'm getting whacked tonight. I squandered the best years of my life, fuck.

>>74592587
gf on the left

>>74592603
See this is the difference between friends and a partner, and is why most people have both

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>>74592548
you will yield and do as i say
i have you under my spell

>>74592415
seen the original version of this image

it is VERY noncey

>>74592607
its probably not that great

>>74592365
>'underground'
>first link has 3.3 million views
not even going to bother with the rest
neck yourself you utter bellend

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Me

>>74592607
It's shite m8, had a cute gymnast gf from 15-18, it was passionate and all that but too much bullshit
real romance doesn't work unless you have money

>>74592607
Grow up

Need a super pale blonde gf, 2bh lads

>>74592652
definitely dont have it saved, me

>>74592607

I'm guessing 9/10 people (including myself) on here are in exactly the same position. Get over it.

>>74592607
the best years of your life could still be ahead of you :)

Boys dinnæ cry :'(((

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lads
I am not pissing about by asking this.

Does Super Male Vitality work?

Have 187 items in my 'dora folder and I shan't be sharing, nary a one for the /brit/ rabble

want tim DEAD
yeah you heard me

>>74592678
TAKBIR

anyone else watching this doc on urban pack animals on channel 5 +1

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F E E T
E
E
T

>>74592730
no
not even a little bit

>>74592607
best just to do a 'cide 2bh

>>74592730
yes

>>74592733
fuck off vinay

>>74592600
I know, properly ashamed desu. Used to make fun of people from broken homes too and then it went and happened to me. Sad!

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>>74592730
of courshe

remember to take your vitamins

would put all your jaws out of business

Yas are a shower of negative wankers

Need to sop coming heee n conversin with u wankers, just fosters bad feelings

>>74592733
>t. Oxford Health

why is 190kg nonce such a faggot?

always posting pictures of men he finds attractive

>>74592631
want a fit bird that makes me laugh though

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>>74592733
say that again for me sunshine

>>74592795
Then you'd better get hot, swole and rich

So lads here's who I think will leave Swansea this season:
Gylfi
Federico Fernandez

all the others will stay because they're not good enough minus Mawson of who is too inexperienced rn

>>74592788
stop reminiscing you fucking baby

>>74592652
>>74592697
PLS POST

>>74592751
G A S H
A
S
H

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The gf

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>>74592783
i unironically look a bit like the 2nd guy.

>>74592792
canada pls..

>>74592816
>please post child porn
>I totally don't work for GCHQ
>I'm just a regular old paedophile, just like you guys

>>74592816
the leafpost i definitely didnt save it from got deleted pretty quick
dont think the mods like it

blacks have 0 self awareness

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>mfw undergraduate runts are crying about my philosophy of science final exam because they don't understand Hume

>>74592822
Was hoping this was a Charli webm

>>74592822
err how old is she?

>>74592822
'nce

>>74592822
nonce

>>74592822
isn't she like 13? why are children so sexualised? its strange

i never claim to be no big rap star cos no matter who you are its still allahu akbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE186w91YVU

If I ever get captured by ISIS I'm going to look at my fellow prisoners and start singing this. Hopefully they'll know it too and sing along.

micks have 0 self awareness

Why do nonces have to ruin /brit/ for FUCKS sake

>>74592840
It's not child porn tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzAFG0Wntc

being the dictator of some form of military regime would be pretty based

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>>74592885

>>74592822
isn't that the one from Stranger Things

889
hello nigger

>>74592913
It's a sexualised image of a child. Even if it's not an explicit sex crime, that's child porn under the law

bit cold out tonight

Reminder that tim nonced his daughter

>>74592916
>hmm yes, i wonder if my chief of staff will assassinate and overthrow me this week.. wait, no, looks like its the yanks this time

want to marry annie clark

The Irish redditflagger needs to fuck 2bh

scum

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>he thinks monty python is reddit

>>74592892
it's thainonce, he tells his pedo ring about this place

>>74592953
had a thing for her once upon a time but ive gone right off her

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>>74592916

I'd like to be Kimmy desu

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>>74592960
absolute mummy/10

Sometimes I can't believe it, I'm moving past the feeling and into the night

>>74592960
It's very popular on reddit

t. proud redditor

>>74592939
doesn't look like a child
and won't be proven otherwise until the original image is posted

i want ribena to poo in my mouth

>>74593002
It's popular everywhere, it's fucking classic.

>>74592982
Which thainonce

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/pregnant-british-mum-crushed-death-13005873

ah yes thailand

was drinking a can of coke and I must have pulled it away from my mouth too vigorously because a column of coke came flying out of it but thankfully it avoided my nice carpet and chair and landed perfectly in the plastic bag I'm using as a bin

think my problem is i assume everyone is as untrustworhy as myself

>>74592841
post it

>>74593008
Sick fucks like you should be shot in a field and left unburied

just told a girl on tinder about my big cock

>>74592982
>pedo
fuck off yank

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>>74592988
he's /fa/ af

>>74592988
dont think dprk will survive him 2bh, somethings going to give out eventually

>>74592365
Why does Theresa May have not children?

/pol General Discord:
https://discord.gg/swp3YFF

>>74592607
Remember French kissing a girl at 13, absolutely rock hard, felt amazing just to have two young people embrace each other

>>74592939
hmm Im not convinced post it and then we can decide

>>74593084
why on earth would you post this?

>>74593063
hate blonde hair, hate blue eyes, love bagels
not a jew just don't like em simple as

>>74593063
Literally me except this guy is more DYEL, has worse hair and less pronounced jaw.

>>74593092
>felt amazing just to have two young people embrace each other
catholicism at it again

>>74593092
nonce

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tell me about 190kg

why does he post the naked men

>>74593092
Fuck off you fucking spacker nobody cares stop replying to yourself

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wish i was attractive

https://youtu.be/tdsJI8Wc2D4
chune

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>It's popular everywhere, it's fucking classic.

If you have never played this video game then your life is a waste and needs ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyxxSi35x-A

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time for a sly smoke

>>74593041

wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA0S6xlmYt4

>>74593149
that's really impressive when you think about it

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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

>>74593137
>>>/cum/

>>74593084
She has a pathological oral fixation, she's only ever had sex once to consumate her marriage in the eyes of God. All other times she insists on taking cock in her mouth and down her throat.

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>why no, I don't like monty python

>>74593134
most people can be attractive....if you don't exercise, eat correctly, have a decent wardrobe, good hygine, haircut etc. you have no right to feel sorry for yourself tbqh.

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Think i might be becoming a normie, i used to listen to anime music but lately without even realising ive started listening to whats in the charts.

>>74593155
that was a really fun game

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

love wearing fedoras, me

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>>74593185
>that's really impressive when you think about it

>>74593223
state of you lad

>>74593023
gotta admit your post was fucking shite though mate

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>I don't know how to fedorapost properly

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do Brits have Wendy's?

>>74593223
>chart music

bin thyself

You can become sociable and 'normal' without becoming an ITV watching, chart-music listening gutter pleb mate.

hate washing my hair
greasy hair is nice

not a racist just dont like pakis simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXHcRXopA0

>>74593253
What was shit about it?

>>74593223
>used to listen to anime

Nah you'll never be a normie

haveing a wank

>>74593228
is that sam hyde and if so why is he so popular? a couple of MDE videos made me laugh a bit but generally I don't think I get it desu

>>74593259

no but they have it in Chile

listening to the top 40 (ironically of course)

first video game i vividly remember was men of valor for the xbox
really liked it
wish there were more games like that now, hate that multiplayer is the norm for fps and singleplayer a rushed afterthought

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clipped a parked car last week thought no one saw but some cunt reported me so i had to go to a police station and attend a voluntary interview. only took 10 minutes and they said they were passing my details on for failing to report but it as it was a very minor incident it was unlikely to go to court and i could probably just pay a fine by post and avoid getting points and a conviction

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Will pirate land collapse when this hag who has never worked on her entire life finally die?

got called a sadcunt at walgreens

>>74593280
I could imagine my nan making that joke

is /ck/ the best board?

maximum autistic arguing over the most inconsequential subjects

>>74593054
she's of legal age you thick cunt

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>>74593257
>>I don't know how to fedorapost properly

>>74593294
pics

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here goes lads

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>>74593320

What is dead can never die

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Did France commit suicide or what?

>>74593324
I wasn't joking.

Also your nan would not fucking sing 'Always look on the bright side of life' while imprisoned by fucking ISIS, fuck off.

>>74593302
its like post post ironic humour

>>74593351
Keep us posted x

>>74593351
Be ready to pay up piggy

>>74593319
you have to report to the police if you clip a car? is that because of insurance stuff?

>>74593223
>being elitist over music
Sounds like you're already a normie mate.

>>74593373
give it a year or two and we'll have the answer

74593358
that is so deep

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>£10

>>74593379
all right, what would you say is THE mde video to watch?

MAM

>>74593447
dont know, dont ask me

>>74593410
yeah it's just an offence to leave the scene of an accident however minor and not report it

>>74593473
no
link a video you rentboy

>>74593453
as in balm?

the large hadron collider has proven Bishop Berkeley correct

>>74593447
dark rift

>>74593501
as in mambrini

the archbishop of canterbury is my uncle

>tim wonders why he's getting letters from weirdos
>continues to give his address away in subsequent videos
This cunt needs sectioning. He's buy guitars that cost 1k+ whilst living off the taxpayer.

want to put my bollocks in the large hadron collider while its operating

mam > mum > mom > dogshit > ma

>>74593494
sounds so gay, how do you even report it? 101?

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>the large hadron collider has proven Bishop Berkeley correct

reading the sunday sport

>>74593517
/brit/ has been very helpful with the recommendations tonight. cheers

Sam Hyde isn't that funny desu. A couple of his skits are funny and his show shouldn't have been cancelled but it's very clearly following an agenda

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>>74593509
when will they be loading the first ever testicular sample?

richard the lionheart was black

>>74593560
you have to go to a police station in person according the the five-o

>>74593571
yodelling at this image

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>>74593523
Grasiela Mambrini?

im black

havent seen prince philip for a few hours
reckon he was black

goodnight lads

>>74593543

he must have some money in the bank, inheritance or something

raining again lads
fuck black people

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>>74592939

>>74593629
nigger!

>>74593578
His kickstarter TV series had me in fits tbf
Hes best when hes taking the piss out of people, less so when hes doing abstract shite

>>74593629
so brave x

>>74593648
zozzled at this post

willys of /brit/ when

>>74593607
Literal bollox

how is the average citizen supposed to know all the rules of the land?
is there a giant law book we're supposed to read

hey gimme one of them bajels

>>74593189
Nuclear winter will starve the rest of the planet, thanks anon

paki cunts found their way into the locked PC room for my course and i know for a FACT none of them are on the course

>>74593646
hes talked about going to some lawyers office over issues with his brothers trust fund
hes probably got his own if thats true

>>74593675
you first x

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.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

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>6'1 vs 5'11

the virgin mary was black

>>74593730
whitey trying to keep a strong black woman down by rewriting history and sayen 1 billion isnt 100 million
smdh

>>74593659
Penis did a jump when I opened this but it was just coincidence and not related lol

>>74593751
was anybody notable white?

>>74593748
that's some nose on macron

>>74593676
>damage a car
>think there are no repercussions

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*sucks your dick*
Not gay bro. This kind of thing happens sometimes.

how do i get a personality/gimmick ive never had an original thought in my life

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me 5'9" on the left

america is shit

please don't come

>>74593800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>74593779
alri

me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywwml1a_zdg

>>74593783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqPODTcRHI&feature=youtu.be&t=5m27s
5:27

>>74593840

already been and had a great time x

Think I'd be fucked if I wasn't blessed with height and good looks. Christ. Live a mediocre life as is.

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>Kuwait is 17% Christian
Are they, dare I say it, cucks?

>>74593863
you have to have an IQ of 170+ to understand Sam hydes humour

>>74593863
don't find this bloke funny at all

>>74593887
not really bothered

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*blocks your path*
*Unzips your trousers*
>Nothing gay about this man, we're all just apes

>>74593876
FONT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ

>London is 17% Christian

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>ywn take out birds with your perfectly chiseled face

>>74593932
handsome lad

reversed into a car outside a paki shop before

damaged mine a fair bit but got away scott free

>>74593863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Y0a8XIccM

>>74593534
Soeey.

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pls no bully i has lurnin ficcultees

white people are so afraid of certain words being used on them yet they've used them to fuck everyone else up for centuries

>>74593863
whoa...... so fukkin avant garde bro........ fuck.... its like i'm laughing but like thinking at the same time? .............. fuck

>>74593437
>worked for 8 years
>never once got a bonus at christmas
neets have it fucking cushy

just sucked on my 14 yo sisters feet when she was sleeping lads

>>74593863
Hehe the French ay

>>74593994
I'll fuck you up

best sam hyde vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

>>74593988
aww

hi its me tyler. i just got my new bowl cut and im really excited about my new bowl cut.

>>74594019
pics

>>74594019
'once

>>74593994
every group of people has words they don't like used on them
mainly because those particular words are only used maliciously

>Living out of a B and B for work
>go to work go back to B and B
>watch TV/shitpost
>go to sleep
>go home at weekend and get smashed
>rinse repeat

There must be more to life than this

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>white americans

>>74594056
STOP HAPPINESS, HOMOSEXUALS
kek

FINALLY going to do that wank that nearly took place in the toilets at work this afternoon

>>74594056
>fewer bulgarians
noice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2YEhudaySc

>>74594109
>in chicago, no less

>>74593659
15? Cmon it has to be illegal to look that good that young

>>74594056
SLANDER WOMEN, CHILDREN, PEOPLE IN LOVE

>>74593863
the main thing I think when I watch sam hyde videos is that at least he's having fun
I need to make myself laugh more often when I'm alone

IF I'M NOT CRAZY THEN WOULD YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN

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bit rude

how do I respond

gonna do a wank

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>>74594109

>>74594056
>More Islam
hmm

>>74593840
ah, I'm nipping over a week friday
nightmare

I should make a really early new>>74594244

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>>74594244
tbf that rarely happens. 99% the white American is on the end of the beating.

>>74594224
better make a sincere apology, piggy

>>74594056
>confuse the french
lol

>>74594224
offer to buy her something, that will get her attention

>>74594233
nice

>>74594056
>Confuse children

>>74594224
send her the pay up piggies meme

>>74594312

>>74594312

>>74594312

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>>74594294
>>74594287

>>74594056
>hate the disabled

fair enough

>>74594110
>>74594168
how can you fuck up this badly

why are yanks always so hasty to make new threads

>>74594284
Jerry Seinfeld got FUCKED up

>>74594372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

^Need to put this over it

>>74594410
did a quiet screech when I played this over the top, really improved the video a lot

>>74594344
she can smell the /brit/ on you

>>74594344
Where are you messaging her?

had a comfy evening /brit/posting, watching donald trump videos and browsing bdsm subreddits.
going to order dominos now.

>>74594607

Are you gunna get a double decadance?

>>74594224
idiot mong
you need to pay first or you get blocked