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hello dave edition
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bit early innit
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>>74590785
you're my wife now
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cuuuuuuuuuuuuute
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bit early innit
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HAHAHAHA ANOTHER THREAD HAHAHAHAHA
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who /KAYS GOOD COOKING/ here
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greetings dave
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Anime
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wanna buy some pegs dave
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anyone want to play blackwake with me x
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STOP killing the mandem.
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>>74590835
gaaaaaaaaay
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>Working a runt tier job
>In a runt tier town
>With runt tier people

Might behead myself X
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unironically get off work in 30 minutes
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unironically going to get off in 15 minutes
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mandem is kill
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>>74590871
you were much more positive literally a minute ago mate
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I gotta admit the other yanks are horrible in this thread
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>>74590871
>runt tier job
>good town
>the people are alright

could be worse, could be better
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>>74590785
My wife would like to use your toilet, Dave
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>>74590785

Can I be his wife?
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I am become death destroyer of worlds :P

*holds up spork*
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>>74590909
they really are
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>>74590835

do they know they've married a bloke and not a woman? lol!
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business idea: replace the centre ship with my bollocks
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Hate Yanks
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beheading yourself might be quite difficult

guillotine I suppose?
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next level shit
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vocaroo your voice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdrQ-6m7vss
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>>74590941
business idea: replace the 2 ships on the outside with my feet
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Might drink all night.
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>>74590941
is that a whaling boat or someting?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zBZioxVOE

was confused as to whether this was /pol/ material or a genuine hip hop album, that's how mixed up my youtube recommendations are
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any lads here know lots about bees? need to convince some to sting me right in the spuds
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who wants a kiss on the mouth?
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just ate a nice bulgarian girls muff
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>>74590959
I don't believe this. I can't actually believe there is an adult this naive unless it's mentally ill (unlike Tim).
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The cure - lullaby has a v nice instrumental innit
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>>74590957

a fella did it with a chainsaw a few years ago

another did it with some rope and a car
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1042676/Businessman-uses-Aston-Martin-decapitate-horrific-suicide-revenge-ex-wife.html
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>>74591008
kiss on my genintals will suffice
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>>74590977
asmr is literal runt tier tripe
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what did you all do at the gym today then lads? I did 3 sets of 10 reps deadlift at 120kg
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>>74591013
post muff
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>>74591004

Just bee yourself
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>>74590957
remember reading a story about some bloke living in a council estate that was being sold off rigging up some system that dropped a chainsaw on his neck
supposedly worked well, bit of a grim thought though
>>74590993
two outer ships are japs, centre is chinese
apparently they planted a chinese flag on some contested jap island off the coast of china
bit cheeky
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>>74591024
good effort tbf
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>>74590959

which pathetic twat sent this
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>>74591018
butter face if ever I saw one
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- Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 8 May 2017
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I am being forced in to
- I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like! - message sent 29 April 2017 also - I show one sent 1 May 2017 16:55
- I show the PMT bought Gibson Guitar lead which was delivered to me about mid-day 27 April 2017 by DPD
- I explain how on 27 April 2017 between then and 12:30 someone tried to deliver a 'Papa Johns' pizza to my flat which I did not order
- I mention how when I moved into my current flat I was not given a key I was repeatedly promised - which still causes me problems! I have since repeatedly asked for it also - Fladgate removers were inconvenienced by this
- I show strange positioning of laundry outside my window 7 May 2017 during my first Piano video
- I show a strange letter sent to me 8 May 2017
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might die before i can convince a cute girl to piss on my face and call me names and it's tearing me apart
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>>74591013
pics of bulgarian?
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Slags lads
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>>74591042
literally couldnt care less
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>>74591018
Beautiful legs

Definitely has a nice small yet perky arse
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>>74591024
>The businessman tied one end of the rope to a tree, then climbed into his Aston Martin and wrapped the other end around his neck.

>He then drove the £90,000 car into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death.
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written a couple of great bollockposts in my time on /brit/. probably won't even be mad when GCHQ put my face to my entire internet history as I wouldn't mind getting the credit for those
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CHEBS
https://imgur.com/a/yfRJG
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>>74591042
i couldn't move today because of sumos yesterday

haha kill me
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>>74591127
I will open this link but I'm not expecting chebs
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>>74591119
me at the back (wasn't really wanted but nobody wants to tell me to go away)
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*blows a bugle*
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>>74591127
christ almighty
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>>74591119
me at the back monkeying around
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>>74591127
it was chebs after all
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>>74591150
crikey it was actually chebs lad
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>>74591075
now he's cooking
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going to bed soon lads
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>>74591119
that 1970s furniture is really neat
same with the 1970s carpet, the 1970s booze and the 1970s entertainment center
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>>74591127
neeeeeed a milf gf
wonder if they like shy young men
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hes the boogie woogie bugle boy of company b
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>>74591200
y tho lol
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*blows a willy*
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it hasn't rained for ages
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>>74591120
hoping the lad who pieces together my internet history commends my bollockposting and sees it as penance for all the tranny porn
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>>74591075
>I show a strange letter sent to me 8 May 2017

hmm, what could this be?
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>>74591215
bit gay
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On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and suddenly!
A movement in the corner of the room!
And there is nothing I can do
When I realize with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight...
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>tfw no corbyn supporting gf
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>>74591189
teddys got swiper
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reckon I don't like this irishman
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>>74591201

*heems you back into the 1970s*
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Wanking to gay weight gain porn lads
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Wtf
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a willy in my bum would be nice right about now
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>>74590977
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdrQ-6m7vss

Girl knows her audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaoWdHEf5hQ
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>>74591257
i know this feel ;_;
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>tfw no brexit voting gf
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>>74591080
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>>74591267
i see she's given up pretending to not be a white nationalist now
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>>74591257
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>>74591272
gross!
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cannot believe tim's bears make him tea
I reckon he's lying about that
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just crashed a plane into the wtc whoops lol
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>>74591215
>>74591272
*shoves you two together*
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i WILL be performing a tactical vote this general election, properly outfitted in my tactical gear
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*walks towards you*
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haircut today

turk moron can't get the details right
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>>74591297
muh dick
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>>74591321
Bin laden didn't blow up the projects
IT was u nigga
Tell the truth nigga
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babestation
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>>74591321
no survivors?
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the lost tribes of israel were black
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>>74591336
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>>74591340
REMOVE KEBAB

GET HITLER YOUTH CUT FROM AN ARYAN BARBER

SEIG HEIL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxVX6QZBzCw
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>>74591176
If Nige was Tory leader I might actually vote for them
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the black tribes of israel were lost
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>>74591357
DAS RITE
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the ancient greeks were black
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the lost tribes of israel were niggers
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uietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow
And quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"
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Lads, how do I into tinder, is it really as straightforward as normies make it it out to be?

I had it before and only got two matches but I think thats cause I had no bio, this time im gonna think of a smart one.
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>>74591371
here we go
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would be tempted to vote tory if mummy may had bigger chebs
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Don't see the problem with some randomer sending Tim friendly letters, hardly harassement

The man shouldn't be putting his entire life onlime anyway
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4chan's down for me
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>>74591257
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hannibal barca was black
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genuinely dont understand why people watch those provocative asmr videos
dont really understand asmr at all really but those ones seem especially sad
youre just perpetuating a fantasy, youll never better yourself if you make yourself content with asmr videos on youtube
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La La Land worth a cheeky watch, yeah?
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julius caesar was black
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hate necks. hate my ex wife. love aston martins
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first person to respond with trips get's their post reposted in the william shatner thread on /tv/
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really fancy this girl but she's just as shy and awkward as i am. makes things difficult 2bh.
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the gauls were black
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And I feel like I'm being eaten
By a thousand million shivering furry holes
And I know that in the morning
I will wake up in the shivering cold
And the spiderman is always hungry...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgYJ3bqSkN8
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y'all messin with some gangstas
riders
9/11 survivors
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>>74591478
fair enough let's have a go then
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>>74591436
if he goes postal one day the rozzers will be knocking down a few /brit/posters doors and asking them why they kept sending a clearly mentally unwell man letters he perceived as threatening
cant wait honestly
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confucius was black
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mum's boyfriend is black
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>>74591438
for me too
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>he can't experience ASMR

tough luck pal
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Praise be to Allah

May He enjoy a thousand year caliphate
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>>74591478
dont think anybody gives that much of a shit mate
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>>74591518
this. i hate those FUCKERS. TORMENTING AN ILL MAN
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>>74591465
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>>74591490
The so called D
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>>74591510
>35%
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>>74591521
>>74591522
this woman is black
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fuck off lads
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>>74591264
not so fast, toad
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>>74591518
The man sees everything as threatening

If there's no letters or no neighbours or no dpd its be something else, sainsbury workers etc.
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Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, all black
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>>74591570
corrrrr
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leonardo da vinci was black
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>>74591615
don't care
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>>74591595
exactly my point you thick cunt
>well you cant blame us, we were just throwing logs on this already burning fire
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>>74591586
have you got the other one where wojak teleports behind him
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lads look at this leaked nude of maisie
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prefer macceres over burger king
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>Working like a fucking runt in a town that I hate with people that I despise
>Mum is severely depressed and bursts into tears every second week
>Dad is works until 10pm every day because he can't face being at home after having an affair, says hes going to move out and probably end up killing himself. He's looking even more broken down every day and his resting heartrate is dangerously high

Bit grim X
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>>74591598
Real names (whitewashed by history):

>Mozandrius
>Beat-hoven
>Blach
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einstein was black
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>>74591639
>macceres
fuck off jf
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>>74591525
im back up - it really was down tho just had brit open
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FUCK TIMOTHY NONCE BYRNE
THE FAT SWEATY MESS DESERVES EVERY BIT OF HARASSMENT AND MORE

WHY DO YOU THINK HIS WIFE LEFT HIM AND HE'S NOT ALLOWED NEAR HIS KIDS? HE NONCED HIS DAUGHTER
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>>74591237
sounds like we have the exact same internet history lad. hope our incredibly similar case files don't cause them too much confusion
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>>74591659
the general theory of relaniggatry
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angels are black
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oporto > maccas > kfc > hungry jacks > red rooster
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lads who's your favorite military commander? I'm partial to alexander the great myself
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>>74591748
(me)
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I would like to watch Sharapova and Bouchard have sex with one another, but I realise that's quite a controversial thing to say so I shan't mention it again
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>>74591731
I remember the oporto shill gimmick haha
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>>74591739
you're now on a watch-list. congrats.
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>>74591733
he was also black
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>>74591701
paki nonce
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>>74591626
I honestly doubt that they're going to go tracking down every single person that tim thinks has wronged him
will they go after the dentist? about 5-6 delivery drivers? the kids outside his window? unless he actually murders somebody they won't give a single shit
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>>74591733
Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck was pretty cool
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tim shags the mooses
you can see a cumstain on one of the videos
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>>74591752

saw bouchard IRL on court 17 at the US Open in 2015
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>>74591733
Scipio Africanus
he was black
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8

like this tune but I wish the bit about whiskey wasn't so cut up
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>>74591733
>favorite
foy
>>74591770
it wasnt a gimmick
i dont know why that lad insisted i was a shill
bizarre
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>>74591733
cromwell
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slowly becoming asexual
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>>74591733
Scipio Africanus or Cincinnatus
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>>74591797
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>>74591831
top lad
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>he doesn't experience ASMR every time he listens to good music or has a revelation
can't believe some runts listen to some e-celeb to get that feeling LMAO
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hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEklGM90UAw
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GIRUGAMESH
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>>74591466
good post
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>>74591797
*clears history*
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Vinay should move his dental practice to be next door to Tim again
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i agree with danelad on most economic issues and i agree with thailad on most social issues

disagree with lisicki on just about everything
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>william shatner actually browses /tv/
what the fuck
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>>74591797
>tfw now on a watchlist
sorry mummy may it was a mistake
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>>74591868
literal radical centrist
goodlad
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>>74591834
>can't get a shag
>don't want to call myself pathetic
>say I'm asexual instead
ah yes
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494274956749.webm

gf got raped
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>there are countries that still use leaded fuel

christ
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shall be watching the film 'paterson' tonight. jarmusch and farahani golshifteh, can't see much going wrong there
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>>74591855

wow that takes me back
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>>74591868
enough of that, what's your opinion on your mum is a grotty slag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJniTeYJnZw

Me in't middle.
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>>74591733
>having to ask
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Can't get over my fetish laddos
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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>74591854
nigga i need to go to bed
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>>74591919
this guy died and they replaced him and all of SCW and liveleak is on huge damage Co
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wish i picked a specialised trade. like blacksmithing. would be cool.
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>>74591895

is that her
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>>74591895
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oosoxTJZee8
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What wojak best describes your current feelings?
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>>74591932
typing /brit/ in

come find me !!
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fuck tim I want to see the nonce suffer
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might browse a bitta the 'ol 'dit
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>>74591932
find it hard to imagine fat people having sex without laughin
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>>74591956
Was it ever determined why she didn't want that one guy to take part?
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>>74591884
no i fully admit i'm pathetic but i barely have interest in even masturbating anymore

like I did one earlier and it felt so forced
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remember when /tv/ baneposting caused a plane to crash with no survivors
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I have nothing to comment but I'm doing a post anyway haha
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tune tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdSmokR0Enk
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>>74591946
move along k*rd
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>>74591834
can get a shag but cant get a boner. what does that make me then yanky boy?
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>>74591995
he browsed /brit/
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>>74591733

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg

>In battle he sometimes dressed in a "bright silk gown" so as to be visible to his men. Aloishin described him, nagaika (a heavy leather whip) in hand, wearing a red chinese jacket and the blue breeches of the Tsar's army

Nutter, medieval warlord in the 1920s, had a load of shamans who would burn effiges of his enemies, and mongolians , tibetans and cossacks alongside the russians, even a few japanese. Whipped and burned deserters , hung bolsheviks between trees to rip them apart


Then there's Kitchener, Napoleon, Edward III and William Marshal
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>>74591895
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>>74592000
remember when people thought there was an actual Ebola death cult?
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>>74591994
Not really super fat desu, over like 110kg is too big
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>>74591995

scripted i hope
tragic for the lad if not
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LOL, rorkes BTFO
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>>74591980
work in t minus 1 hour
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want to slice the frog's face open with my shank
fucking pussyole
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>>74592010
a walking tragedy
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>>74591733
Sir Justin Trudeau, First of his Name
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>>74591895
bit gay
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>>74591918
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>>74592043
hmm
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>>74591974
we'll just film and do nothing ey
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>>74592056
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>>74591980
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https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861410327807668225
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>>74592066
intervening would be racist
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always wondered what would happen to state names when we become a republic

will we have to rename queensland? victoria as well i suppose
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>>74592025
>hung bolsheviks between trees to rip them apart
based
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If I ever have kids I'm buying them this
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where do I find one like this?
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>>74591980
ooh ooh ooh
i love you
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>>74592111
paki shop, they cost about a £1 for a can x
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I'm a Jungian junglist
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>>74592101
bit rude on cornwall
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>Kirk is a /tv/ shitposter
>Sulu is a facebook SJW

we're in a mad world
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>>74591733
Liam Lynch
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fookin 'eck
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>>74592101
>bombing the south best
bad lad
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>>74592145
LAD
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>meet girl on Tinder
>get talking with her
>like her
>hot
>has some problems
>tells me she is depressed etc
>think with my cock
>meet her
>take her out
>fuck her several times
>stop as she is pretty fucked in the head
>starts telling me how she is gonna kill herself if I don't see her again

Ahh yes, very good.
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>>74592101
I could live with this
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>>74592050
apparently he's hot?

his eye shape and positioning is absolute shit tier though
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>>74592050
I look like one of these statues desu. I must be the 1% of Britain that is roman. Pretty cool desu
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>>74592122
don't get it
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>>74592145
tits are almost in her bumhole
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>>74592145
>'eck
foy

>>74592157
sounds mental (hehe)
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>>74592157
put it in her butt
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>>74592157
*walks towards her*
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>>74592111

Footie match, a regional derby increases your chances tenfold
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>>74592092
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861397813439025152
he actually does
probably just a pr runt managing his account though
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redpill me on NOW TV
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haitiANO
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>>74592200
back to /pol/ you paki
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>>74592157
not to give a shitty meme at you but:

don't respond to it.
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>>74592162
when he's surrounded by politicians all day he looks good

average politician is like 20 years old, fatter and worse looking
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UNA VELA
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>>74592200

Its shit just stream famalamadingdong
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>>74592109
yeah he had his cossacks attach drag jews through streets with their horses until they died , burned deserters at the stake as well as executing entire towns/villages with any bolshevik sympathisers
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>>74592139
What's mad isn't that he admitted to browsing /tv/ it's that he admitted he browses /b/ and /x/ as well. All that's on those boards is tranny porn, nudes, and shit about the occult.
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could go for some ice cream right now
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>>74592182
very good advice from the fatlad here. don't appreciate his choice of words mind.
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>>74592220
Will you fuck me please 190kg
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If you wear a seatbelt you're a normie twat
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alri lads
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>>74592098
call them Bogansland and Shitoria
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>>74592257
190 only fucks kids, and you have to be 18+ to use 4chan
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>>74592267
sixth time dis week
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>74592195
>74592220
Manlets
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>>74592240
me irl
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just drove past my mum's old house on bury new road (the one she got evicted from)
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>>74592259
dont want to be fined
haha nah i dont drive unless absolutely necessary which is about once every few months
get a bit motion sick you see
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>>74592265
wow, so powerful

when was he freed from slavery that made him so bitter?
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Julia Goulding is the new soapfu
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>>74592265
He'd go back in time and be killed as a witch and that would be that
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today russia is celebrating its victory day against nazis putos
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>>74592157
>putting your willy in silly

mate
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>>74592267
Nothing of value was lost
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>this man is 86
>also browses 4chan

what
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just drove past my mum's new house on bury old road (the one she evicted someone from)
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>>74592365
>>74592365
>>74592365
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>>74592295
cool guy

>>74592265
*gets sold into slavery and dies in the desert*
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>>74592360
hes pretty active on the 'dit as well
dont know whats going on
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>>74592360
>this man is 86
>also has a personal assistant who browses 4chan
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>>74592290
>t. lying manlet
GOTIM
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I am 57 years young, ask me anything =)
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F E E T
E
E
T
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>>74592200
sky movies as a subscription. A lot of top tier films
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>>74592411
G A S H
A
S
H
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>>74592496
gash?
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