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One, two, Timmy's coming for you edition
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never been a victim never been a target lads
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In my mind I'm going to Carolina
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>>74589181
>>74589181
>>74589181

fuck off single linker

>>74589181
>>74589181
>>74589181
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bara
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>Single linking a thread

You gormless slug. You vile erroneous beast. You repulsive animal of instinct and habit. You should be shot and thrown down a well.
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https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/05/white-people-dont-use-white-emoji/481695/

YAAAAAAAAAASSS
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need a burger king and a romanian snatch
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Listening to Joanna Newsom again
Extremely comforting for a runt like me
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>>74589208
unlike your mams spunk pocket haha
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>>74589251
haha
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>>74589224
>p-pls look at me ebin burger king shill gimmick l-lads
Sad case
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are woge
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Josie what exactly do you bring to the table for your gf? You don't fuking do anything
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janny will NOT remain contented at this state of affairs
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just eaten some illegal substances
joking havent eaten anything hahaa *starves to death* legend
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*switches on the 80s Japanese record*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-KAY_Glmn4
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>>74589294
haha dickhead
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>>74589263
you make posts for free though
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>>74589263
shill gimmick or not it's worked
im going to burger king right fucking now
try to stop me
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>>74589314
honestly couldnt care less mate
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>>74589224
>>74589235
welcome to the future
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>>74589246
majority groups generally don't consciously identify with their characteristic

it's not shame it's just that the yellow ones do just fine and we don't feel a need to assert our whiteness with an emoji
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for new people heres how you does a brit post

1. gets a picture like this
2. post it
3. say "bible is wankers"
4. post it
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>>74589320
gorgeous
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>>74589302
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTjFPgyLxAc
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Any girls around tonight? Haha x
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>>74589353
>>74589294
STOP IT
THESE ARE THE 2 BEST POSTS IVE MADE IN MONTHS
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>Did a stalk of my ex's 'gram
>She's living the upper middle class white girls dream
>I'm a runt working a runt tier job in a runt tier town

Someone smash my face and bollucks up X
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>>74589320
White supremacists always talk about how diverse and amazing white hair is yet they shave it all off

Why?
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>>74589353
Abysmal post
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Hermione from Riverdale would get it
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Haha
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>>74589353
back to 'dit you prick
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>>74589377
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>>74589391
I don't get it
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>>74589384
skinheads are useful idiots
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anyone in here had withdrawals from drugs before?
doin' a one of those right now, it's fuckin' mad
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>>74589407
stop posting this jeremy clarkson-stig of the dump hybrid
last warning
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so turns out I've been lifting for strength rather than size this whole time

I'm strong but I still look like a runt

haha

ha
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>>74589428
what sort?
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>>74589377
>tonight
fuck me it's so bright and i woke up so late that it's about 5 in my mind
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Honestly being trapped in some tribal mudhut with your rugmunching gf posting on the British subsection of a Mongolian basket weaving forum sounds like a pointless and dystopian existence
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>>74589441
toppest kek
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>>74589443
sugar
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>>74589419
are cheryl's baby's name is bear payne
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>>74589407

thats a big pint
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heres a good way to simulate the feeling of grasping someones head in a fit of rough passion, for example yanking them up by their teeth

put your hand over your head and then bring it around the opposite side of your face and yank yourself up by your teeth

the feeling you are yanking someone else up is indescribable
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>>74589443
benzos
it's fucking god-awful, felt like i couldn't breathe over the weekend and all day the lights in my house are way too bright
think it fucked with me noggin good
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QUICK

post the fat guy walking towards me
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>>74589407

Labour? Bit far to the right for me, love.
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>>74589407
state of it
blimey
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>>74589377
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h-hey anon, I was just wondering if maybe... you'd like to go to the labour rally with me tonight, only if you want to

it'd make me very happy

maybe w-we could hold hands?
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>>74589174
Lads who do I vote for in the general election
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oneitis from secondary school came up in my "quick add" suggestions on snapchat because she's in my contacts
haven't seen her in about 2 years, is it EXTREMELY runty to add her? she did fancy me at one point
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Every time something bad has happened in my life it's always been someone else's fault desu. I have literally lived a completely blameless existence and yet have an objectively very bad life
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>>74589407
CREASED.
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>>74589487
how many 'zos have you been having?
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>>74589488
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*does a little dance, tradition of my people*
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>>74589498
Thank god she isn't into findom

I couldn't resist
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all my aquaintances are happy
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haha i dont even have hand but sure
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>>74589428
yeah was proper gnawing wallpaper off the walls and pissing out my arse when I tried getting off the calpol
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barbecued a guinea fowl yesterday

i'll act like it was all delectable, but honestly couldn't tell the difference from if i had bbq'ed a chicken (except for the legs which were a bit nicer).
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would LOVE to ruin a priceless piece of art on >>74589499
her vesuvian schnozz
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genuinely dont understand why people want kids lads. they're just screaming shitting annoying cunts.
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To all you tramps posting about how big you're getting we all know I'm bigger, taller, stronger and id fuking pulverise you.
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car getting repossessed tomorrow
spent all my money on the princess
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>>74589488
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yeah me too
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>>74589525
really stellar post
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>>74589524
started taking xany bars early in the semester because i couldn't sleep some nights
then it became an every day thing
then i stopped, then started again, and now im stopping for good and it's a mad house
really really shit feelings
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>>74589570
I want to raise a son into an ideal man.

Lifting from the age of 14 upwards
rigorous mathematic and philosophical training from early on
a strictly controlled diet
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>>74589580
Screaming
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>>74589603
you're a fucking loser lol
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>>74589525
>>74589582
no, post your best meme lad walking towards me
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>>74589487
benzo withdrawals can kill you lol
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>>74589549
would LOVE to ruin your glass chin with a left hook
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>>74589603
if you're on them for more than a month you should taper, because if you get properly addicted you can have seizures, benzo withdrawal is very dangerous
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>>74589515
/brit/ is a green party general
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>>74589519
>not even giving me a response
ah yes... the so-called "lads"
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>>74589570
for a few years then they relax a bit then theyre normal adults who have an ingrained and unshakable loyalty to you as you age and can no longer support yourself independently
at least so long as you dont nonce them or something
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>>74589525
he did literally nothing wrong
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>>74589488
he's not in
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>>74589603
how does it end up becoming an every day thing? are they very cheap and easy to get?
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>>74589603
*turns away from my menu*
err nah I think we're alright for drinks at the mo, thanks
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>>74589657
he didnt finish the job
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>>74589608
same. 14 is too early for lifting though, they should start once their growth is definitely finished. My kid will be in an athletics club from when he can walk though
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>>74589627
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exactly 1400g of diazepam tramadol and phenalyn directly up the fourth eye every six hours
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Devious is how my verbs react with supreme laced tracks mixed with baking soda and crack
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Just got into a massive argument with someone who voted UKIP in the local election and who will vote Conservative in the General election.

When I asked her why, she said she was doing it for me and my future. So I asked her how it would benefit me and my future? She couldn't answer. I then told her that she won't use my name again to justify why she is voting for neoliberal scum who will get rid of the NHS and everything good about this country.

No one, I don't care how old will use my name when it comes to voting for the Tory scum. Not in my name!
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>>74589685
yeah i'm not sure about the exact age.

i want him to get height gains, but being strong/ripped by the time you're 18 is definitely a boon.
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>>74589636
dude weed lmao
>>74589672
when will he be back?
>>74589686
a'ri lad, gr8 stuff
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>>74589690
>fourth
which one's this then
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exactly one finger directly up the shitpipe every six wanks
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think my budgie is sexually interested in me
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>>74589719
make him swim
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>>74589727
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you're at the polling booth when this hottie slaps your arse and says "you better be voting labour or you'll be sorry"

wyd?
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>>74589676
like everyone else, doin a lot of stims then you cant sleep and you start missing class and people suggest shit
it's not a conscious thing, but they can be easier to find in the usa i think that anywhere else because we are lax on them
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>>74589719
16 is when he should start lifting

Sign him up for boxing at 12 or younger and no one will fuck with him
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>>74589730
you might know it as the brown eye, or the stink
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12924583

http://www.strawpoll.me/12924583

http://www.strawpoll.me/12924583
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can someone give me the rundown on le ebin walking man? joined /brit/ too late to be in on the gimmick
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>>74589627
this is /brit/s best meme
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>>74589424
useful at smoking meth and raising the white crime rate
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>>74589407
>>74589499
wait, that's a GIRL?
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>>74589719
athletics will get you pretty strong and good looking, so will swimming. Also athletes who go into weight training make progress much faster than normal people
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>>74589730
the arsehole

>>74589759
"sorry"
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>>74589736
pics
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>>74589743
yeah early age will be swimming, learning mma and some other teamsport (through which he will make social connections)

he will have no computer besides one for doing programming on.

if he wants to watch tv/screens he will have to go to his friends.
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>>74589759
vaporise her jaw and continue with my bnp vote
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>>74589766
ah right

i have a cheeky bit of gak every couple weekends

don't feel at risk of addiction but i guess sometimes it just sneaks up on you
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>>74589755
ebin
>>74589787
who is this?
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>>74589787
literal genetic failure
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/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.
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>>74589782
sikhism
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in the bath ama
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>>74589812
>who is this?
you really dont wanna know.
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50cc of mercury straight down the jappo
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>>74589828
not a word
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>>74589766
you're a waste of space
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>>74589796
What kind of a stupid clueless cunt that's never competed in a combat sport signs their kid up for MMA

Muay Thai an BJJ for the full striking/grappling experience, none of that useless generalised shite
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do you think sara has a hairy minge?
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>>74589525
Didn't know Father Ted was in the army
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>>74589831
how do planes work?
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>>74589759
tell her, firmly and clearly, that I rate Corbyn precisely as much as I rate Pogba (which is not at all)
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>>74589828
shan't
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>>74589831
love willies in the bath
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>>74589782
>radical centrism is #1

what the fuck i absolutely hate /brit/ now ???
>>74589831
we can see your dick
>>74589838
do tell
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>>74589831
those are my legs
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>>74589796
having been raised by TV, I can't stand the thing anymore.
it truly is poison
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>>74589407
right, finally sussed it, she looks like Rocky Dennis
was doing my NUT
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>>74589831
ffs lad get out the bath
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>>74589812
Google "poleaboo", we'll hold a q&a next week after you're done reading
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>>74589784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
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>>74589889
fastest growing political movement now

truly the new counter culture
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>>74589865
Possible
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business idea: sleep all day
me: yeah god yes im in alright, how does 80 more years of life for 100% of the business sound?
me: im happy to take that offer, thank you so much
*being whisked away by me* bye ladsssss!!!!!!!!...
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>>74589812

>who is this?

Deranged muslim fellow called Poleaboo. Got arrested for spying on his pooing or showering room mates and is currently transitioning to a woman. Some people think it could be elaborate performance art though
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>>74589831
rat
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>>74589828
good post

>>74589812
ah poley... where to start. His tale is too long to ever explain really
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>>74589922
radical centrism != leftist beta feminazis
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>>74589918
thanks mate, been looking for ages.
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>>74589630
so can alcohol withdrawal
yet one is readily prescribed by psychiatrists and the other is sold virtually everywhere to anyone over a certain age
hmmm made me do a ponder
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>>74589937
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just finished this lads

hate pakis even more tan before now, if such a thing is possible
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>>74589812
our very own resident pantomime villain
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>>74589983

dont bully me
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>>74589525
KARADZICU
VODI SERBE SVOJE
VODZI SERBE SVOJEJEJEJEJE
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>>74589957
i know

neoliberalism is surging

best day of my life
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>>74589603

I've had 3 bad withdrawals from benzos, one was after 15+ months of daily usage where most nights I would mix two types and wash them down with whisky.

I would actually torture my enemies with a benzo withdrawal it was that bad. I have no advice for you really, just take something like melatonin, ZMA or diphenhydramine for sleep and then time is the only healer.
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hi boys x i used to post in these threds but i stopped for a bit cos my boyfriend didnt like it haha but weve split up now ;) so im all yours again x x x x
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>>74589981
you have to be lowest of the low to actually get addicted to those things
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>>74590000
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think ill stay in the bath
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>>74590029
post 'ly
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>>74590015
benzo dependence is really easy to achieve
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KOSOVO
JE
SRBJA
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I am often sad
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Addictions nasty lads
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The one with the Hypnosis Tape is one of the worst friends episodes
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>>74590000

GOOD lad
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>tfw no nightwatchstate
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>>74590008
don't believe any women post here
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>>74589981
>yet one is readily prescribed by psychiatrists
not in countries where they take healthcare seriously.
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>>74590052
keep telling yourself that white trash
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So when is somebody gonna make the TimothyJamesByrneWiki and have it become more complete than the CWCki?
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know the difference
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Greater Serbia will prevail
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i made out with a hot grill 2 weeks ago ama

t. not a normalfag
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>>74590096
>India's population increases by 17 million every year
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will blair return lads
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there's a Tim fan club on Facebook and it doesn't seem to be filled with /brit/ posters
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>>74590105
right now, get on it lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqmmEso_2sI

hmm...
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Why actually IS he walking towards the camera? Such an odd pose
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>>74590109
literally prefer communists to neol*bs and i'm right wing. At least communists believe something
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>>74590096
lol
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you know, for the amount of time and population the British Empire had, they didn't commit that many atrocities
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>>74589828
upsetting but agreeable post
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Virgil Caine is the name
And I served on the Danville train
'Till Stoneman's cavalry came
And tore up the tracks again

In the winter of '65
We were hungry, just barely alive
By May the 10th, Richmond had fell
It's a time I remember, oh so well

The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the people were singing
They went, "Na, na, la, na, na, na"
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want to hate-fuck josies sweaty minge until she bleeds so badly
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>>74590102
It's true.
>le str8 edge because I never got invited to parties as a lad
one of my favorite memes
>>74590099
What do you get for anxiety disorders in the UK?
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>>74590117
can I have her number?
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>>74590159
he's walking away from it (hence the weird stance like his weight is on his back foot)
he set a timer on the camera and it went off too fast
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>tfw went out in public off my head on speed and ket at 1pm
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>>74590198
073 326 71 22
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>Believing in monogomy

State of you runts
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I actually enjoy tims guitar playing

he could put out a great harsh noise album
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is donut clump one of us?
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doing another blast of DNP starting tomorrow
only got enough for 9 days, hope that gets me results
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gonna do a wank
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>>74590148
really enjoyed that
such a man of the people
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future events decide what happens in the past
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>>74590217
thanks
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>>74590109
>obama
>remembers genocides
top kek
why did he recognise the Armenian genocide as a senator but then forget as soon as he became President then?

why does the west spread their arse cheeks for Turkey?
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who the fuck is josie
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>>74590241
what to ?
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There's a war going on outside no man is safe from

You can run but you can't hide forever, from these streets that we dun took

You walking with your head down scared to look

You shook
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giving the roommates cat a good swing around
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>>74589997
good image

would argue against ludford being true neutral though
he's very chaotic
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have had the same bottle of deodorant for about a year and it hasn't run out yet, how is this possible
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scared of doing acid again
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>>74590222
what's your favourite noise band?
legit question, love a bit of noise but don't know a huge number of bands
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Something stinks in the White House... I think someone Trumped!!


hey guys please like and make sure you hit that subscribe button for even more political satire posts by me where we take a sideways look at the world today - peace!
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>>74590205
Oh God that actually makes perfect sense, see him in a completly different light now
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>>74590194
>What do you get for anxiety disorders in the UK?
not fucking benzos. nor do we prescribe opiates for most pain.
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>>74590109

>remembers genocides so they don't happen again

How many genocides have happened since ww2?
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>>74590274
smelly cunt
>>74590281
Have a Nice Day
listen to the album Deathconciousness
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the circumference of my neck is 18 inches
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>>74590278
tim's brother got schizophrenia from doing it
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>>74590258
gay shit
>>74590278
why?
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Does quantum mechanics show a connection between the human mind and the cosmos? Are our brains tuned into a "cosmic consciousness" that pervades the universe enabling us to make our own reality?
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i just injected 4½ marijuanas in my leg

will i be fine?
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please use the flag plugin
I want to know where the w*lsh are
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>>74590247
can't think of a single armo who isn't a revolting being
not a fan of roaches but maybe they had their reasons
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>>74590160
commies believe in fairytales

neolibs believe in a fairer, richer and juster society and have the means to get there
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>>74590302
Rwanda made some noise
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>>74590281
do you know Hijokaidan
>>74590303
not noise
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>>74590302
yugoslav genocides
congolese
rwandan
Rohingya in Burma
Yezidis

just off the top of my head, cba to name more
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>>74590320
pretty sure it was tim that got it but he's convinced himself it was his brother
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>>74590328
'dit
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>>74590278
me 2

had a terrible time doing it first time, feel like if I did it again I'd too easily fall into the horrors
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might behead myself
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>>74590274
some things are beyond human understanding
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>>74590337
h-hello
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>>74590302
very few (thanks to us) x
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its me again lads :) me minge is getting ryt wet it is x
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>>74590302
aha the thick yank cliche does it again
well done m'boy, well done
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>>74590383
Would drive through all of these erroneous slugs at high speed and lick their entrails off my windscreen
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>tfw you remember when you ran over a dog in spain on holiday and your mum cried and threatened to divorce your dad because he lied about it and said the dog was fine
ah yes
the oooool' memories
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vaginas are honestly revolting
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>>74590440
dozy sow
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>>74589570
same
>>74589608
nonce
>>
>>74590297
This is refreshing. Here, there's a phenomenon of people in the southeast driving down to Florida because you can get prescribed insane quantities of oxycodone/acetaminophen for insignificant reasons.
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>>74590407
foul thing to say
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>>74590440
Ur mas a cunt
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>>74590396
hi xx
what's the weather like down there
been unseasonably hot up here, very pleasant all through the council elections actually
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>>74590459
hello bender
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can spend hours on google maps
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>>74590361
nah, new to me but I'll give it a shot, cheers la'
>>74590303
will also give it a go, regardless of how noisy it is so ta as well
>>
how do i find a woman?
>>
>>74590461
>>74590478

tbf we just drove off and dad said he definitely saw the dog get up and walk away when he didnt, so he just let the dog lay there and die which is quite horrible
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>>74590130

Just need a touch of the 'ol warlords

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg
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>>74590503
stupid breeder
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>>74590480
cool and a little breezy but VERY sunny
the water actually looks vividly blue and the hills are now vibrantly green

we're out of the grey months now
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>>74590459
this. feel nice but look and smell HORRENDOUS
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>>74590511
holiday banter
>>
how many posts do you reckon you've made in total in /brit/ la's?
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>>74590503
try looking in houses
>>
>>74590459
find it slightly odd that it's normal to lick one but weird to lick feet
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>>74590522
help me

i managed 3 days without 4chan but relapsed this fine evening

4chan literally ruined my life, been here for years and neglecting real life

i need to find a gf to put an end to my addiction
>>74590564
thanks lad
>>
>>74590472
yes, that's why you've got such a massive heroin problem.
>>
01 to the 61. Manny on the map
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>>74590109
>believes in outdated marxist dogma
it isn't outdated and indeed i do
>wants to put all dissenters in labour camps
only some of them
>denies genocide
what genocide? the holodohoax was a famine that affected the whole ussr
>supports an ideology which starved millions
nope, china/russia had endless famines for centuries before socialism ended it through mechanisation
>completely irrelevant in the modern political landscape
i'll grant that the collapse of the ussr was a big blow, but communists are regrouping and seemingly present enough of a threat for rightists to cry about "cultural marxism" 24/7
>wears che guevara t-shirts
nope
>doesn't believe in monogamy
i do, but i oppose marriage
>protests goldman sachs
there are more pressing concerns
>>
>>74590560

crazy, interesting guy

>tfw you will never be a medieval warlord in the 1920s
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>>74590431
such is the response of a microcephalic microbe
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>>74590583
not that good outside 2bh. everyone is a total shithead nowadays, i'd rather stay away from them all.
>>
>>74590563
I dread to think tbqh, thousands, Wish I could see a compendium of my best posts though
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>>74590583
gfs wont do shit lad, stop being a courtly lover
>>
>>74590542
whats wrong with you
>>
reckon i'll just filter kev/tim at this point
the gimmicks in here are dire, sort it out
*cracks runt whip*
>>
>>74590610
*likes and shares*
>>
The Leftovers is the best show on tv and it even the even remotely close
>>
>>74590583

Serious note, if you want a woman that is like you, meet one in a place where you do things you like
>>
give me a funny but non-offensive facebook status lads
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>>believes in outdated marxist dogma
>it isn't outdated and indeed i do
>>wants to put all dissenters in labour camps
>only some of them
>>denies genocide
>what genocide? the holodohoax was a famine that affected the whole ussr
>>supports an ideology which starved millions
>nope, china/russia had endless famines for centuries before socialism ended it through mechanisation
>>completely irrelevant in the modern political landscape
>i'll grant that the collapse of the ussr was a big blow, but communists are regrouping and seemingly present enough of a threat for rightists to cry about "cultural marxism" 24/7
>>wears che guevara t-shirts
>nope
>>doesn't believe in monogamy
>i do, but i oppose marriage
>>protests goldman sachs
>there are more pressing concerns
>>
>>74590610
>BRITAIN is written upside down in reference to the rest of the dominos
but what does it mean
why are political cartoonists always devoid of actual artistic talent I don't get it
>>
barely cooked pasta is the final redpill
>>
>>74590610
where is sweden?

please help us
>>
>>74590642
..ummm, Take Me Out?:/
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>>74590632
you'll get like one post every 20 minutes then.

wont be very good will it, dummy.
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>>74590632
Don't believe your arrogance
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>>74590652
"Hate dad. Hate the family. NOT oedipus just don't like em. Love mum."
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>>74590583
have you tried leaving the house and talking to people?
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>>74590650
will study this fall (gender studies)
>>74590623
lad...
>>74590614
lad!
>>74590702
yes, i have and i do but i still dont have a gf

even downloaded tinder but i dont dare message my matches
>>
Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger which destroys me, but I am the tiger
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>>74590729
*rides you*
>>
>>74590625
nothing wrong with me sweaty
>>
>>74590004
First fucking decent post in response to me in this thread. Thanks for taking it seriously because this shit insanity. I've been using melatonin and someone on another forum suggested going on phenobarbital for the seizure possibilities (also said it helped speed up the pace at which they could withdrawal).
Guess I'll have to actually see a neurologist or something for that.
>>
>>74590606
That's actually a really horrible thing to say mate
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTSOp6WwSpk
doing a listen
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haha look at me greentexting and fedoraposting so funny
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>>74590632
alri lad haha
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>>74590666
it fell forward, it was just toi far away to reach france
a potent metaphor, this artist is above the game
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>>74590785
>>74590785
>>74590785
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the bf
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>haha look at me greentexting and fedoraposting so funny
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>>74590753
I'll fucking fuck you if you step foot on the mainland
>>
>Working a runt tier job
>In a runt tier town
>With runt tier people

Things can only get better X
>>
>>74590610
I'd like to see the results of those countries if they had an EU referendum. It's a bit different to electing a far-right president. We voted to leave the EU, but I don't think we'd vote to have Nigel Farage as leader.
>>
>>74590751
Maybe you should have used melatonin when you needed sleep in the first place instead of trying to self prescribe you retard
You deserve every bit of this
>>
>>74590808
>5 posts early

JANNNNNNNNYYYYYYY
>>
Socrates here.

This method of communication has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. Writing is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free-time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow-minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and quit writing things forever. There is nothing there but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments by writing. Writers do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with syllogisms and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active writers are loud jackasses who tumble into one "literary" fight after another, anxiously keeping ten theses open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful work is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter it all you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

Writing is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal scripts or picture books. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. Writing is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normal people, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to be yourself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just don't write anything. Do anything else.
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>>74590818
Stick to acting big over the 'chon you creep
>>
>>74590834
uh oh retard alert
>>
>>74589480
For you.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>
>>74589796
sounds like he'll be a boring cunt desu
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