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Big snake Edition
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>>74588679
please respond
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>>74588695
are hispanics in america known to get into white collar jobs moreso than american blacks?
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maybe this thread will be a bit faster huh buds
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>>74588695
please kill me
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>>74588745
*kills you*
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>>74588695
kek
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>>74588736

I already gave you an answer
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emily
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oh boy it's a Troi episode
you know what that means...
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good night /cum/
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>>74588786
wat
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>>74588771
fuck off
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>>74588786
It's 3:30 in the afternoon.
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>>74588778

emma*
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>there are people who get Ds in Calc 1
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>>74588779
What does it MEAN?
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>>74588779
i always skip these

is star trek discovery going to be complete shit?
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>>74588740
No idea bud
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>>74588841
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>>74588876
reddit
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>>74588861
people don't have high hopes
most people are also mad that it's not taking place in the future and is instead doing some kirk <-> picard era shit
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>>74588900

9gag
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I find sarah silverman strangely attractive
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>>74588922
I do not.
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>>74588907
yeah that seems stupid

it would be cool if they made one that took place hundreds of years after the tng era, they could have all sorts of wacky new technology

voyager touched on this to some degree, but it was a shit series
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>>74588922
she's hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfoF6MhgLA
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>>74588841
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can't help but hate the majority of people in our society
everywhere i see degeneracy
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>hospital Canadian will never be my bf

It was good knowing you all
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>>74588983

then stop looking in a mirror
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>>74588983
maybe you just hate yourself
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>>74589002
n-no
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>>74588983
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>>74589034
faggot
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>>74588785
he's got a point desu
I guess it's required for your major or something?
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>>74588822
depends on why you got your D tbqh
do you need to take calc 2?
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XXXTENTACION
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>>74589133
Pancake ass.
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>>74588975
I'd let her suck my dick if you know what I mean ;)
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>>74588679
It might depend on your university, though it's usually a C- to move up. Ask your professor or something you retard
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>>74589182
faggot
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>>74589203
dang I needed a B-/80% to get into my major program (mathematics)
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where can i find retard porn
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>>74589234
reddit
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>>74589234
jerk off in front of a mirror
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/dead/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H88osv6F2Iw

Skip to 3:40
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Weeb movie was quite good
Bit predicable but visually pleasing appart from few places where the fps was like 10
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>>74589303
you are so fucking stupid
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>>74589133
i dont know which id huff first, her ass or feet
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>>74589233
Try your hand at a summer course, at a community college if you can, and make sure the credit will transfer. It's usually far more expensive at the big uni, it's close to $1000 where i'm at while my community course was only like $400. If you pass you probably wont get into Calc 2 for the Fall 2017 semester so study that shit whenever you can so you'll be ready for the Spring course

Don't fail the summer one though, or it's over for you
>>74589234
it's all retard porn
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i went to little cazars
they didn't have stuff ready so I had to wait. there were two guys I ran into there that were good friends with me in middle school and kinda friends in highschool
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>non /cum/ flags
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>>74589373
Cool
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>>74589316
beats not having a job and home
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business idea: drop out of college and seek a more productive path
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>>74589395
it's relevant because earlier foot kraut told me to go there. also that this kids wasn't a hero
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>>74589436
what if your parents pressured you into it
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good video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSY3y0wzd8
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>>74589459
it's your life
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>>74589466
better point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCcgsNv2mY8
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Hnnnnggg
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>>74589452
I wasnt being sarcastic or anything
If you got that image from my post
What do you mean hero, did not read the thread
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college is a meme

why cant i just do what i want when i want fuck society man
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>>74589528
that's a male
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>>74589528
need those hot and crispy fries
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>>74589436
College is such a fucking meme. Nobody goes to college because they want to learn something anymore, everybody is just "DUDE YOU CAN GET FUCKED UP LMAO" all the fucking time.
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"college is a meme" is a meme

I do what I want when I want. Fuck society, man.
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>>74589556
Your dick is male, faggot
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>>74589543
tfw born too early for basic income
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>>74589528
thank you for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9FmY1PR8ug
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>>74589587
y-yes
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would you have your GF shave her legs or let her go all natural

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wfMiXxYXtg
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>>74589537
a kid I knew had flesh eating bacteria ate his face
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>>74589629
whatever makes her happy
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*posts my ejaculate*
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>GF
not a fool, sorry
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>>74589593
not even
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>>GF
>not a fool, sorry
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>>74589641
Fug..
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need some KFC in me
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>>74589629
Body hair on women is actually disgusting
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>>74589709
but he lived and met the pope
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>>74589234
exhentai
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>>74589609
Funny because the bitch I just posted is Canadian
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>>74589746
not worth it
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>>74589746
Huh a heretic i see :^)
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>>74589629
these chicks need a good jaw shaving

i like the one in the thor shirt though
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I understand basic math
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>>74589746
Wonder if he will ever get any fug.
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I can count
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Wagecucks:
>pay 30% of their income to the government
>pay another 20% to a low-IQ man with a hole between his legs (a woman)
>pay the rest to their landlord and their bank for an education they got ten years ago which earned them nothing
and they call ME the moron XD
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When approached by these two charming women, would you have donated your sweaty socks to them so they could proceed to make foot sweat cocktails out of them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uIqDN-_Iqw
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>>74589871
Absolutely
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>>74589822
idk. people will probably feel sorry for him. he has surgery like every year for his face
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>get blackout drunk last night
>search history is cleared this morning

What did I mean by this? I never clear my search history,
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>>74589739
manchild virgin

>>74589653
true alpha and gentleman
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>>74589913
gay furry ;porn
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>>74589913
check the home for evidence of someone else coming with you. they probably saw it and thought they were doing you a favor. either that or they did some searches and assumed you wouldn't notice. call the CSI when you've had a lookaround
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Don't drink
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>>74589913
straight porn
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>>74589913
you came here and gave me your personal info and pics of your mom
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>>74589913
You were looking at Czech porn
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>>74589871
mikey get the MOAB
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stop having straight children
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can i get a confirm on this
heels look disgusting on women
cute slippers are far more kawaii
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do you think the pope plays vidya
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>>74589968

Most likely option tbqh
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>>74590016
gay
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>>74590016
yea
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>>74590038
undertale only
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>>74590011
Where did it all go wrong?
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>>74590042
>looking at straight porn
lol wat a fag
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I am a verified member of the Alternative Right™

feel free to ask me about the movement
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>>74590011
How can make sure your offspring is gay?
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>>74590123
Who is their leader
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>american fighters
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>>74590123
NAZI?
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does any1 want to play magicka with me???
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>>74590123
how does it feel to be the literal c*ck of the tea party?
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>I am a verified member of the Alternative Right™
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>>74590186
I don't know what that is but I would do anything for you.
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>i am a ______
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>>74590301
thurston county resident
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>>74590016
I wouldn't call them disgusting.
Heels can be very sexy but ultimately they do nothing but fucking up their feet.
So yes, slippers are cuter.
Especially when you get some toe cleavage.
I love how girls just walk around outside wearing shower sandals in Taiwan. Something very arousing about that.
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>>74590228
wtf I'm calling the fbi
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>>74590285
what are you going to do with yourself at the end of the week when there are no more foodposts?
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>>74590400
It's not about the food posts. It's about bae (you)
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>>74590400
injure the nearest /cum/ man so they can make hospital food posts
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>tfw you aren't bae
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homosexuality is a mental illness
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literally nothing wrong with being mentally ill
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>ywn have a /cum/poster fall in love with you
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>>74590578
would be a better situation if it was a girl or i was a gay
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>2016+1*1
>not being gay
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>would be a better situation if it was a girl or i was a gay
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I'm posting from this place in this moment
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>>74590486
i mean like ballet slippers
i forget what the shoe looking ones are called
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>>74590649
'tas pendejo
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>>74590658
ballet flats
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>>74590649
is this a timecapsule from 2008
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>>74590640
you'll find someone bb dont worry
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>>74590173
horrible form for a superman punch
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>>74590578
I love you though
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>>74590595
>>74590578
what if a /cum/ poster is in love with you as a friend?
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>>74590676
d'as it main
cute!!!
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>>74590157
CIA plant
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>>74590649
unironically looks comfy
would need a window in there tho
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I am in the middle
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>>74590755
y-you too
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>>74586382
I'm literally retaking a class for the 5th time right now (had to change schools), great shame etc. but I'm getting it done.

I have an appointment set up to meet with a technical education advisor so I can jump right into a job after this shit.

I'm thinking something related to civic water management since it ties in with a hobby of mine: staring at maps.

Hopefully with a solid direction after that appointment I'll be able to endure classes better. This ambiguity I've been living in has done nothing but prolong my feelings of disconnection and depression.
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PEPEEE
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>>74590810
Atop posting this frog also
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>I am in the middle
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>>74590792
meme
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>>74590861
why though
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>>74590884
It doesn't concern you
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>>74590920
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>>74586382
I'm literally retaking a class for the 5th time right now. All my shame and desire to get shit done is at a spearpoint.

I have an appointment to meet with a career advisor next week too. I just want off the cycle of self-destruction.

College might not be for me and it'll be clear at the end of this semester for sure.
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Is there anything worse than all this Halsey, Chainsmokers, Calvin Harris type shit right now?
Objectively awful music.

Used to hate Ed Sheeran but then I fucked a Taiwanese while Shape of you was playing lol
He's a good guy.


>>74590844
>>74590984
E M B A R R A S S I N G
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i like the frog
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>>74590984
>0.8 GPA
Are you even trying?
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>>74591020
someone told me I look like ed sheeran but with brown hair
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>>74591030
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>>74590972
This one is okay ig
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>>74591084
so you're ugly?
loool
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being a fuckup in hs is one thing but why the fuck would you go to college just to be a retarded slacker
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>>74590984
>0.8 GPA
Fucking how? I failed all my intro engineering classes twice and now study something I have no interest in and I've still managed to keep above a 2.5.
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would you go to the store with her?
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my head hurts
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>>74591133
it's easy to get swindled into it with the idea that it's "what you do after high school" and you have no reservations because your parents pay for it
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>>74591147
no
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>>74591050
Not me just someone I'm responding to.

Shit has gotten comparably bad for me in the past though. I believe that I'll find some career to leverage my time learning geography, and that's what's keeping me afloat now.
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>>74591147
I would do many things with her.
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>>74591147
sure, why not.
as long as she isn't a smoker.
but many koreans smoke.
degenerate place.
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Today: this post.
Tomorrow: this entire general.
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post rage comics
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>>74591197
watch The Expanse
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>>74591253
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>>74591020

>>74590844
>>74590984
Didn't mean to doublepost here. I thought the first one didn't register since my browser crashed.
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>>74591147
i knew she was korean from her face
damn im good
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>>74591253
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>>74591253
short ones only because i ain't readin' that shit
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>>74591312
>>74591317
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post the anime approved list
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>>74591393
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Gel Nails are officially disgusting
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>>74591412
Crest of the Star -> Banner of the Star (hope you like blue haired elve)
Starship Operator
Mighty Space Miners (CANCELLED OAV 2ep)
Planetes (garbage truck in space are awesome)
The Two Face of Tomorrow/Mirai no Futatsu no Kao (manga) : adaptation from a novel, easily rank along The Expanse (but shorter)
Stardust Memories (same manga author as above, he take soap-SF premise, turn them into hard-SF)
Hoshi o Tsugu Mono (same as above, he take soap-SF premise, turn them into hard-SF)
Kodoku Experiment (alien plot better)
Outlaw Star (it's cowboy bebop but inferior)
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made a thread on robot nine thousand
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>>74591445
Does this ever happen to you?
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>>74591412
there was trailer for another movie in the theater and i recognized cara fuck you for forcing her
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>>74591433
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>>74591412
OFFICIAL APPROVED ANIME LIST-
Rick and Morty
Post 2010 Simpsons
Angela Anaconda
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Germans are utterly repulsive
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>>74591450

no no no thats not the one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4
>mfw this just became 10 years old yesterday
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what is your're're favortie meme? MINE is rage comics,
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>>74591485
we only watch scifi around here
get used to it
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>>74591470
all the time
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>>74591461
this one?

>>>/r9k/36868047
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>>74591473
me
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>>74591471

laureline or however is called that sci fi movie right
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>>74591461
link it
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>>74591535
no

>>>/r9k/36872471
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>>74591476
PICKLE RICK
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>>74591561
yes
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>>74591567
>>74591544
>>74591520
>>74591511
>>74591473
>>74591470
>>74591445
>>74591433
>>74591393
>>74591343
>>74591317
>>74591312
>>74591273
>>74591253
imagine saving all this on your PC only so you can "troll"
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>>74591593
BOOOM! BIG REVEAL!
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dr house was really good i reallye njoyed it
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>>74591535
Thoughts?
>>74591605
I'm just linking from icanhazcheezburger desu
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>a non /cum/ flag replies to two of my posts
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>>74591511
who made this
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>>74591605
us
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>>74591617
*upboats*
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>>74591637
>icanhazcheezburger
n00b

r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/ for the dankest of rage comics
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Rick:
>"Its-its-its the Jews, Morty."

>You gotta be*UUURRP* careful about the Jews!"

>"I-I've been to over 2000 different universes M-Morty and the Jews own over half of them."

Morty:
>"But that's, that's imposs-possible Rick, they are only like, uh, a small percentage of the population. Gee Rick, don't you uh remember like what uh happened last time with the holocaust and the 6 million or something?

Rick
>"T-thats where you're*BURRP* wrong Morty. What do they teach you in that school of yours? How to be a *farts* cuck?"

>"H-h-here, watch this documentary I found on Youtube. It will catch you up to pace, Morty. The white man will *UURRP* rise again, Morty. Trust me, I've been to that timeline.”
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>>74591646
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Just broke up with my gf last night. What she doesn't know is it's because it's because of another girl I emotionally connected with.

I feel like a dick.
>>
Rick and Morty more like Reddit and Nihilism
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It's fucking MAY already what the fuck.
2017 started just yesterday, or at least that is what it feels like to me.
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to clarify i don't actually want to be raped by an arab
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>>74591715
my friend do you have the other pasta
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BOOM! BIG REVEAL! I'm a car Morty! Haha, I turned myself into a car, I'm car Rick!
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rec me a good Christian cartoon show
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>>74591738
rip marc
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haha!
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>>74591804
k-on
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>>74591799
*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty, SZECHUAN SAUCE!
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana
>>
>>74591804
Don't watch cartoons
>>
>>74591804
K-On
>>
>>74590984
>>74590844
Thanks man it's good to know I'm not alone in this awful shit situation

>>74591173
This is I think what happened to me. But more than that I don't want to do anything else than to be successful in uni. I mean that kind of IS my main life goal.
>>
>Come late and go in a different route i usually do to avoid a teacher i failed his class
>Find him face to face when i go around the corner
Fuck.
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>>74591804
K-on
>>
>>74591853
>that image
why...
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>>74591853
thanks, friend
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Your self control makes me feel alone
I've tried confidence, had it for breakfast today
I've lost the perfection, a mess without words
>>
>>74591992
just suck it up princess
skip breakfast to lose weight
drink lots of water
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Would it be gay if I did gay porn but only did it for the money?
Not because I like dick or anything like that.
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>>74592021
>>
>>74591877
bet he was laughing internally at you
>>
>>74592022
>>74591975
>>74591967
>>74591922
>>74591908
>>74591849
>>74591767
>>74591738
>>74591684
>>74591637
heh that's pretty funny
>>
made another thread on /r9k/
>>
>>74592046
Yes.
>>
>>74592022
wat a nice sister
>>
watching a documentary on irish tv about illegal irish immigrants in america shitting bricks about being deported
good laugh haha
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Official approved anime list:
evangerion
dragon ball
attack on titan
umaru chan
nino no kuni
zeruda no densetsu
2chu
3f9

if you liked anything apart from this you should kill yourself ASAP
>>
>>74592102
>no One Piece
shit taste desu
>>
for that matter, people who watch rick and morty, and doctor who, and play team fortress 2 and fallout 4 and watch the office and big bang theory and john oliver and eat korean barbeque and drink IPAs and play league of legends and favorite anime is spirited away and collect vinyl and press shirts and make stencils and get lootcrates and wear giant jeans with the pant cuffed up high because they are an unhealthy weight need to all leave to be honest for a sec.
>>
>>74592077
this one? >>>/r9k/36872761
>>
>>74592135
There is literally NOTHING wrong with collecting vinyl.
>>
This dying girl donated her hair to cancer patients and it's beautiful
>>
>>74592137
>>>/r9k/36872772

>>74592102
>umaru chan
kys
>>
why do people spam with reddt-flags enabled? I know who to ignore, like new mexico and henrico?
>>
>>74592183
Was it you, anon?
>>
>>74592176
t. autistic person
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Uncertain wether I should do a MasJurbation today or NOT
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>>74592228
N-No you.
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guys i made i mistake
i unhid one of his posts
>>
>>74592176
There's nothing wrong with collecting older vinyls at least
>>
wat do you lads use for reddit flags
>>
>spen
Awful awful meme for autistic children

>>74592276
Don't even acknowledge his existence
>>
gonna go buy another coffee from tims in an hour
just learned they accept gift cards there and i got one for 45 buckaroos
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>>74592311
You forgot to give me my (You)
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>lads
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>>74592281
see >>74539608
>>
>>74592353
pay debts
>>
r9k is much less autistic than kc

typically my shitposts would have at least 20 replies by now
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>You forgot to give me my (You)
>>
>>74592432
>>
>tfw you will never living during prohibition
>tfw you and your buds will never have to escape out the back door when the cops discover the speakeasy that's hidden in the back of the butcher shop
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>74592280
This good/old enough?
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>>74592526
p.nice
post more vinyls
>>
what are some extremely high quality slippers with soles that wont crack?
>>
>>74590135
Have sex with me
>>
>>74592440
all I've ever wanted
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getting hungry cause i only got ONE frittata for lunch, but all the food here is overpriced and shit
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>>74592590
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>>74592364
>1 minute install video
pass
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did that one guy ever buy himself a good pair of shoes?
>>
>>74592754
>being so retarded you can't install it on your own or skip around the video
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>>74592754
10 bucks you're from the south
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>>74592590
>>
>>74592804
v.nice
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>>74592799
i would've gone for a text installation
1 minute is far too much time to spend on video when you could just read for 10 seconds
>>
vinyls are just warmer, you know? besides that, I listen to FLACs on my ipod and my sennheisers. only settle for the best
>>
>>74592853
you would have been done by now anon
>>
vinyls are dogshit
LE POP sHHHHHHHHHHHH POP OPOPO
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>>74592891
true
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>only settle for the best
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>>74593017
what's wrong lad?
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>>74593039
im denying his love
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>>74593039
>>
>>74593053
stop that
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In my dreams we're still screaming
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i feel exposed
i can't deal with the stress
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Losing steam this semester buds
Shitting my pants in the final stretch of the race
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>>74593122
git gud
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>>74593122
You got this bud. Pulling for you.
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>>74593079
i can't

>>74593122
should be used to shitting your pants merica
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>>74593216
>>74593216
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>>74593162
Thanks
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>>74593231
terrible
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