Janitor approved edition
young love is a wonderful thing
>>74586969
'nce
hate gaylords, twats and catholics
Anime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjpHJjPxlI
comfy
remembering cubeworld
really liked it
Japanese Animation
>>74586939
Fascist coppers told him that he couldnt film outside anymore towards the end of the Marlow arc and i think someone told Oxford health about the videos.
Capitalism creates the conditions for fascism. Until people realise that fascism will keep re-occurring. To be truly anti-fascist you must also be anti-capitalist.
>Hofer WILL win, kek wills it!
>Wilders WILL win, praise kek!!
>Le Pen WILL win, don't trust the polls!!!
the ol' 'f just cellar taped this to a brick and then tossed it through my window, landing directly on my bollocks, busting them for good, guess we're not having kids haha what is she like x
pissing ripping myself shitting myself spitting at myself on myself going all everywhere under in the skin the dirt rips off getting maimed and blamed and drained of blood spurting hurting vein stab
>>74587026
I'm an anti-capitalist fascist desu
absolutely awful post >>74587034
absolute tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mzg2zOFn_g
>>74587007
They know he makes videos
He thinks they want him to stop playing piano and guitar entirely
Would rather have a great degree of liberty and no equality than a great degree of equality and no liberty.
>>74587028
don't think anybody in /brit/ really cared about those JF
brexit and trump were much more entertaining and brexit at least was unironically a good thing
hmmmm
even worse post: #74587069
>>74587034
disastrous post, don't ever try and be funny again
>>74587003
he looks and even sounds better here, what did you cunts do to him
>>74587106
/pol/ is less biased than the BBC
>>74587069>>74587111
surely you can appreciate my artful combination of the "gf just sent me this" gimmick and the "bollockbusting" gimmick, can't you?
you absolute melons
some posts in here
some good
some need improvement
a few shouldn't even have bothered
>>74587084
you can't have liberty without equality
>>74587083
poor guy. need to set him up with a private internet where he can post but noone can see it.
helped a qt slav carry her pram up the stairs at the station today lads
we was practically creaming herself over my vascularity and dench shoulders
>>74587026
Someone fedora this fucker
>>74587097
>I-I d-don't e-even care
>I'm NOT seething a-at all
>>74587034
absolute fucking worst attempt at bollockposting I've ever seen
fucking hell mate get it together
>>74587034
can't even imagine you saying that with your gimpy canadian accent
if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc1TqmPwKR4
what did he mean by this
>>74587134
no, it was fucking shit
even if you had performed those gimmicks desperately they would have been wank, don't know what possessed you to combine them
>>74587145
You can't have equality without liberty. Furthermore any form of equality that contradicts liberty should be cast aside for the liberty.
all of you have been reported to the ol 'janman
read the rules you're supposed to be nice to people on 4chan x
making a youtube poop of tim
>>74587168
now heres a corking post
>>74587168
>>74587183
he's absolutely fucked this one. somebody make a new thread this one is a write off
>>74587177
what on earth
>>74587223
>announcing a report
Enjoy your ban.
>yfw da yids win da premierl eagle
wish this desperate leaf would tape his hands together and stop posting
enjoying listening to absolute runt music rn boys
maybe it's time to take a good look in the mirror and confront reality
can confidently say i'd kill brad poster with a single punch from my meaty arms
>>74587034
This post got ripped apart more than my bollocks
Yoghurt claims to have 20g of protein/pot
4 pots for £3
That's my protein goal all for the same as a pack of chicken thighs
jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarded
chatting to a YANK on bumble
she's pretty average looking but i'd still give her one
bollocks smell like wotsits
>>74587287
Bit of a dox I think
hmm
>meaty arms
>>74587258
thought you were speaking welsh for a second there
>>74587264
not all runt music is bad music. what are you listening to?
>>74587097
Yes but was Brexit a caNONically good thing?
We'll just have to wait until next season
>>74587301
what brand
>>74587315
gi's a sniff
>If I was Donald Trump, this is how old Melania would be
>An infant less than a year old
If any of you young fags are 24 or under she wouldn't even be born yet.
Oh and the same goes for Macron and his missus but in reverse.
>>74587355
do not care
>>74587351
Arla
>>74587355
nonce
Kind of mental that I'm 30 in less than a year and I'm yet to have sex or a relationship
imagine a canadian accent saying "you absolute melons"
just don't know where to start
would anyone in their right mind ever be intimidated by a Canadian accent? it's like something out of a cartoon
>>74587333
clean bandit, selena gomez, miley cyrus et al
This thread is utter rubbish.
>>74587389
cast any good spells lately?
>>74587389
Not really mental lad, kinda logical really.
>>74587355
alri baby fucker
why are people starving in venezuela if they're socialist? they can just take the food from the rich people and give it to the starving people
>>74587389
doing a 'cide before i get to that stage haha
>>74587402
the leaf fucked it in our defence. all our problems are because of other countries
Trying my absolute hardest
Just had a wank to black girls. (an old babycakes video)
Top 10 highest paid interns
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fucking this thread with no survivors was part of my master plan
all of you rubes fell for it
>>74587418
because of US interference
>>74587438
*has a look*
sorry, still not good enough
>>74587400
tbf there is some very good pop music so you'd be silly to not listen. you ever listened to Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen? absolutely stellar stuff on there
>>74587389
reckon you should use your Wizardry to make Tim happy desu
>>74587476
what has the US done to them?
HELLO?
NO I'M IN A THREAD ON /INT/!
ON /INT/!
NAH IT'S RUBBISH JUST LOTS OF FEDORAS AND STUFF
YEAH IT'S SHIT
>>74587034
good post desu
>>74587389
How is this possible?
>>74587524
I'll tell you in five years
>>74587452
>facebook interns make more in a 3 month internship than most wagies on here make in a year
howling
apparently lebanese christians loved le pen
>>74587524
being afraid to talk to people
hate virgins. hate runts. hate neets. hate billy-no-mates. hate (you). not a chad, just don't like 'em simple as. LOVE pints.
>>74587543
probably because they get crucified by muslims
tim has had sex and there are runts ITT who haven't
>>74587301
if you jsut want protein then get chicken breast lol
nordic union desu lads
hate pints
anyone remember the cuckio meme?
>>74587543
not a massive surprise really but an interesting demographic - it's like how Cubans tend to be Republican
>>74587577
If you love the nordic countries so much then why don't you live there gayboy
what do you think giving tim a rimjob would be like?
>rorke
might get a job with keurig
want to know what it is i'll be doing?
any ideas lads?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Attractor
PLEASE can the canadian lad record himself reading out the gf/bollockbusting post on vocaroo
hope he sees this and hasn't left in a huff x
>>74587574
won't get 80g of protein for £3 of chicken tits
>>74587418
Socialism changes the dynamic from rich people vs poor people to the state vs poor people.
>>74587577
good idea 2bh
would become one of the strongest countries in the EU as well
>>74587629
shant
nominate>>74587612
to do it instead
>>74587264
>i was le born in the wrong generation XDD all popular music these days is POO 2bh as im a refined gentleman who doesnt listen to this commercial tripe
>>74587653
coward
>>74587629
And 'you melons' too please
where is kiwilezzer?
asked a girl out earlier and she said yes
>>74587524
being ugly and aspie and having no social circle
Only attracted to good looking asian girls lads
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1oJI_sYWj0
>>74587691
congrats, hope you have fun la'
>>74587598
not him but i might i'd like to
guess that's a bit buggered now because of brexit tho
>>74587631
this has 72g and is less than 2 squid
>>74587620
Large barratt new build development.
>>74587572
Tim was once a decent looking normie
>>74587722
>72g
proofs???
got asked out earlier and said yes but am going to cancel last second haha
>>74587721
aren't taxes really high there though
>>74587718
cheers mate, reckon I will she's a funny girl and easy on the eyes
>>74587620
Big Nandos
>>74587714
reddit.com//u/1rrationality
you're welcome
>>74587736
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=292255695
multiply 24 by 3
cannot fathom a girl ever being interested in me
>>74587769
yea no thanks la
yyyyaaaasssssss it arrived
http://www.strawpoll.me/12924107
http://www.strawpoll.me/12924107
http://www.strawpoll.me/12924107
Can any Canadians vocaroo themselves saying this little speech from Bricktop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8DEzSBY0rE
want to see how hard you can make yourselves sound
what went wrong in tim's life?
heard on here that he had a wife and possibly a kid at some point
don't know if i believe that though
Feeling miserable
>>74587786
why is reviewbrah on the cover
>>74587808
vinay
>>74587786
Will I be opening this 2.21MB, 3036x4048 image of what is clearly an Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged Penguin print book? No, no I will not.
>>74587823
same, not sure why but i feel utterly awful right now
my failure has just caught up to me i guess
>>74587772
And then add on the cost of coking it. I'm not going to eat raw chicken and electircity is expensive
hmm thinking about going to see a hooker because I want to feel someone up and eat pussy
is that degenerate
totally straight but i'd let a lad wank me off i reckon
>>74587850
>hooker
>pussy
FOY
>taxes pay for the roads
>still have to pay taxes for driving on the roads
of course, """government"""
>>74587850
>eating a hooker's fanny
maaaaate
>>74587790
is this a theory question?
was just about to say what kind of runt fails his theory then I remembered I passed second time haha
>>74587850
>licking out a call girl
yes, also
>hooker
>eat pussy
foy
>>74587850
beta cuck
>>74587850
>eating a prozzies pompom
sort your head out cunt
really want to hurry up and die
>>74587874
yeah it is
got my first lesson on wednesday, wish me luck lads ahaha
>>74587790
Fun fact, I once drove with a dirty rear window and had to pull over and wait for clouds to cover the sun.
Shit was not jokes
>>74587752
they have a very high quality of life, yea
>>74587524
Get back to you in 11 years lad
>>74587907
wanna do a suicide pact? x
business idea: lick out the queen
>>74587843
The cost of cooking chicken isn't over £1 la'
>licking somewhere men put their cocks
Gay
>>74587959
not a fan of eating fanny generally but I would do it for the queen
>>74587978
>he doesn't exclusively fuck virgins
you're sick in the head, me lad
>being so beta you dont eat romanian prostitute muff
l m a o
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_University_of_Mogadishu
surely mogadishu must be safe, they have a uni for fuck sake, typical western media
anyone listen to mac demarco?
moving to LOL, guys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lol_State
>not having a faithful loving qt that you mot out when you want
can't imagine motting a fucking prozzie tho christ
>>74587959
be like preparing the biggest stamp in the world
Fuck. Britain should be like this
can understand why some women hate willys in their mouth but are happy to give blowjobs when i look at qt british girls(male)
know it wouldnt taste too good but the thought of looking up at them and seeing the smile on their face makes me very happy
>motting
that's a new one, must be something northern monkeys say
Once got felt up by a Hungarian stripper. It was nice.
>>74588078
>freedom
FOY
eating some beetroot
once nicked some fat cunts wallet while pretending to be a hungarian stripper and feeling him up
>>74588078
>letting everyone have a gun is a good idea
ummmm no sweaty x
>>74588064
>when a leaf tries to be funny on /brit/
once got bummed by a hungarian
can smell my cum saturated willy and balls when i open my legs
>>74588149
>sweaty
erm i didnt give you permission to use my gimmick
know a guy with cerebral palsy and he isn't even a virgin lmao
>>74588172
wring them out over the sink
>>74588149
>everyone should be allowed to vote
crammed the old noodle a bit
>>74588191
hmmmm think you'll find I created this gimmick, check the archives sweaty :) x
>>74588132
recently discovered yanks don't beetroot on hamburgers
do you lads?
>>74588195
>wasting all that delish bollock sweat
there are children dying of thirst you cunt
>>74588096
>motting out
>new
wew lad how's your a levels going?
listening to nicki minaj
so excited
Ahhh yes, we should definitely let the likes of Tim, Ribena and the Sheikh own guns - fantastic idea! I'd feel so safe!
>>74588263
fuck off I'm in uni
Fucked this korean girl
never felt a tighter pussy, was the best
was creaming on my cock and called me daddy with her moaning accent
nearly blew there and then in her cunt
business idea: state issued bath sponges for men and women to cum in, then send to the government to redistribute as water aid to struggling african countries
>>74588300
lol
>>74588294
maybe pakiboo would finally blow his worthless brains out if he had a gun
the bender is a fucking menace
>>74588248
that isnt a thing here but i want to try it.
me and the lads
REALLY not a fan of macron lads
UEA is (U)-AEsthetic as fuuuck
Gonna get a credit card with 0% interest for 2 years and then get electrolysis
It's about 150 quid for an hour per week
I can manage that with a job but it'll take at least a year
>>74588354
would love to help change your mind x
>>74588271
The troubles:Scottish boogaloo edition
>>74588345
hmm
bit disappointed in you lot now
>>74588269
>listening to nicki minaj
I'm sorry.
>>74588376
dont care
don't even hover your cursor over his post number
>>74588271
>2001
ah yes
agree with the general sentiment though, Scottish independence would be terrible and I wouldn't care if people took up arms due to it
>>74588294
I understand shiek and me but would Tim really be so bad? Would he even want one?
>>74588372
>Scottish boogaloo edition
alri gramps get to bed now you old cunt
RIP Pepe
>>74588364
>>74588419
just replying to these posts
>>74588405
Why not?
>>74588428
dont believe tim is as dangerous as people here make out
seems like the sort of crazy who would devolve into a weeping little ball if anyone became violent with him
going to lick a prossies fanny and none of you can stop me
Business idea: give pakipoo, tim, kev, the algerian rapist, belfast, matt, thailad, the polish proxy nonce, greater london, and trainlad guns and lock them in a room
>>74588434
well dont
>>74588428
at least we still have the toad
amer
>>74588434
Thanks
>>74588405
>>74588435
God forbid someone try to have a real meaningful conversation here
>>74588456
id swallow my own tongue if i had to be in a room with ribena
>>74588455
not sure that's such a great idea
>>74588467
...ica rules.
>>74588456
im on board with this
moneys on algeriape, ulster or tim
doing a think
>>74588467
Monica
only 3 matches today
only one of them is pretty
>>74588420
what?
>>74588454
they would probably decide between them to shoot the lock off and walk home
business idea: instil a second amendment in the uk as ownership of weapons is the cornerstone of a free society and not having easy access to weapons is a governmental pacification device and an affront to the presumption of innocence
>>74588531
article is from 2001
>>74588536
And then I'll shoot them all in their cowardly backs
>>74588542
FOY
>>74588519
why does zyklon ben have to label everything
>Molyneux decides to start a series where he reads out historical speeches
>First one is by Churchill
>comment section is full of turbororkes calling Churchill a Jewish puppet, wanting Molyneux to do Hitler and Mosley speeches
the STATE of molymeme's fanbase
just imagine if you spent 10 years talking about philosophy and anarcho capitalism thinking you're making a difference and then your fans turn out to be edgy teenage nazis from /pol/
>>74588531
electric boogaloo is a prehistoric meme you dip
take your dementia pills and fuck off
Business idea: report 74588542 to GCHQ
*blocks your path*
where do you think youre going sunshine?
i hear youve been trying to barrack and harass me on some website
that ends today you vile slug
>>74588565
I could overpower you with one arm
>>74588565
no you wouldn't amer you're a pussy, you'd desperately try and make friends with them all
>>74588578
went to college with a guy who watched a lot of molyneux
he was a loser haha
>>74588362
Meet you in the union in half an hour
>Molyneux decides to start a series where he reads out historical speeches
emitting high burbles at this notion
what in the fuck is the point in this
starting lifting for 3 months
arms and shoulders already got thicc
Got comments on them
I thought it was suppose to take longer
>>74588639
he even has anime action music on in the background
i'm not joking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URr9Sqg1dl4
molyneux has such a strange accent
>>74588519
kek
>>74588639
you think only literate people should be able to enjoy historical speeches? do you hate special needs or something you racist?
Bin laden didn't blow up the projects
It was you nigga
Tell the truth nigga
>>74588607
Sure but that won't do you much good when I have a gun (and higher intelligence, wisdom and charisma)
>>74588616
I only try to befriend people I don't think off as dirt (non-whites, crazies etc)
i could easily beat amer in a fight desu, could grapple him to the floor in seconds and jam his specs through his eardrums
not that i would
>>74588676
like a Canadian Frasier
post 2009 memes
how many dead bodies have you lot seen
been selling this lying bodybuilder steroids for 3 months
he keeps raving about how quickly he's progressed
why is it so difficult to find prossies who go bareback lads
>>74588639
>>74588674
Incredible, thanks listening now
>>74588697
>higher intelligence, wisdom and charisma
how many times did you leave university again?
Put a veal and beef ragu on to cook then went gym lads. Back now, smells peng.
my cat is snoring
>>74588691
bush knocked down tha towers
>>74588709
I'd honestly take your head off, women are so weak. You wouldn't last 20 minutes under my boxing regime. Bet you don't even know how to throw a punch. How could you, you're a woman with weak little twig arms and limp wrists.
>>74588717
>>74588581
alri newcunt
>>74588709
I'd report you to New Zealand's GCHQ but I know it's just a Maori sitting in a straw hut with a coconut phone
>>74588364
give me a fiver and ill do it with a car battery
yay kiwi is back
>/dixie/
Taking medication for my 'tism.
>>74587786
bad choice mate, should 'ave been JR
>>74588734
Twice but that's irrelevant
Can't measure a God's intelligence by his understanding of thermodynamics as taught by an African
>>74588766
will you train me x
>>74588599
timmy boy's got a helluva reach
>>74588578
>stormbabbies pretending to give a shit about Indians because they have to cling to the notion that Allies=Bad Guys, Axis=Good Guys
pathetic
>>74588790
DIY electro is possible but it sounds hard and a little risky
>he fell for the beard meme
Howling
skedaddle is a nice word
finna use it more
Rappers I monkey flip em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition of pain I'm like scarface sniffin cocaine holding the M16
These are the two most iconic lines of rap ever tbH
>>74588827
alright einstein, go shave your legs
can see josie writing in an Irish love interest story arc
>>74588888
nice digits
>>74588888
good get Hans, but LET'S SEE PAUL-
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Finna skedaddle down t'shop to cop some bifters
>>74588910
shut up you spakked cunt
>>74588901
she's bent though
>>74588578
>The Right Wing Weeaboo
Chuckling imagining what this person's like in real life
Almost home
>>74588894
I epilate
>>74588888
VERY good posting
the school
>shut up you spakked cunt
>>74588940
doxxed
in west philadelphia born and raised
on the playground is where i spent most of my days
*rickrolls you*
flash
ah-haaaa
saviour of the universe
>>74588940
Alright Aish
>>74588833
Will. Fuck u ugly wee rat x
>>74588901
i invented the character of ulster 2 years ago for just this purpose but it never got off the ground
you guys really just post whatever the fuck is on your mind and leave the thread, dont you?
>>74588931
that's what the reader is supposed to think until the plot twist
>88888
>>74589015
I never leave
>>74589015
you're learning
so wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up
>>74589015
doing a poo
>>74589015
this thread is a 3/10 for /brit/ standards you literal ass muncher
your language is so silly, it sounds polite belching between words
FUck off
*stands up*
How DOOM gonna hold heat and preach non-violence?
Shhh, he about to start the speech, c'mon silence
>>74588965
nonce
may or may not be turning 22 tomorrow
rock now rock the night
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally fold it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm Jetting back to the lobby and it was full of children prolly couldn't see as high as I be
>>74589088
same i suppose
im slim shady and so's my wifes son
Just did a stalk of my ex's 'gram
She seems to be living the dream right now.
Someone spin kick me right in the fucking chin.
/brit/ character study powerranking:
Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community
mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.
runt tier: Tim
he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.
>ass muncher
FOY
fat lighty?
need a catholic, labour, literature and philosophy gf
*POSTS PICTURES OF LYNCHED BLACKS*
>>74589088
I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Just did a stalk of my ex's 'gran
She seems to be weaving the loom right now.
Someone spin kick me right in the fucking chin.
>>74589102
say what you say
look nas is ok kid, and that album is a classic, but no need to ride his penor
>>74589117
*waits for you to arrive at wakefield station*
*winds back a haymaker*
*vaporises your grid*
the poster below me is heteronormative
>>74589118
not a word
>>74589117
if i got my hands on you for even ten second you wouldn't have a chin to speak of
that's me
>>74589153
Get off my dick nigga smH
poz me up poz me down
>>74589181
>>74589181
>>74589181
>>74589118
>bear
you missed a rare opportunity to to correctly use the word borne
just eaten some illegal substances
joking havent eaten anything hahaa *starves to death* legend