Who would win between Norway and USA in a war, no allies or nukes.

they're no match against your rocket-propelled cheese slicers

Americans would refuse to fire on the Norwegians in honour of their pagan viking ancestors.

>>74585608
That's classified weapons technology. How do you even know about them?

>>74585564
Norway, the amreican navy will sink if they try to put any sailors on their ships.

Norway 100%

Norway tbqh

They'd just spam ATGM infantry like in Wargame

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USA, your days are numbered! We strong!

>>74585564
I think Norway would claim a moral victory, which is really the most important kind.

>declare war on Norway
>drop a few hundred MOAB's on London
>whoops sorry we meant to attack Norway

>>74588179
It was all part of our master plan, we had them all fooled didn't we

>>74585564
Norway. We would just end up sending troops to some irrelevant country to train locals for our proxy wars and then forget that Norway just took over our capital

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Norge ville vinne

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>>74585564
depends.

Norway invades the US, and we'd be the laughingstock of the world.

The US invades Norway, and they'd succeed at the beginning, but it would slowly turn into a way worse meat grinder than Iraq and Afghanistan. The US would still lose less people than we'd do, but they'd pull out eventually.

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>Norway = Oil
>Sweden = Muslims
>Let them mix = ???
Norway has oil but lacks sandniggers so the US is out of their comfortzone for an invasion.
We just have to wait for Sweden's Iraqi infestation to spread of Norway and then it will be perfect for harvesting.

..meanwhile we hijack Finnmark and then Finland can finally into Arctic ocean again

>>74585615
>tfw this is actually true as there's be communities protesting against such an attack literally because of "muh heritage"
feels good being ameriburger

>>74585884
post them from the front pls

>tfw no modern day viking gf

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>>74589655
Norway has a tiny population. The metro area I live in has more people and it's not even the biggest in the US. A war would basically be a genocide if America tried on Norway what it did to Iraq or Vietnam.

>>74585564
>yfw this is the entire Norwegian navy