GET FUCKED GERMAN KEKS, IM COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN

>>74583530
You are probably going to starve because we have no monkeys here.

>>74583530
Are you sure you can handle roads and civilization

SOPA

>>74583653
No, this is why im going to a country who is soon gonna turn into a shithole.

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>>74583680
pass user. hmmm

> Köln
kek, you aren't going to make that place any worse
what is dead may never die

>>74583530
one more monkey doesn't make a difference at this point
welcome

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>>74583530
>be autistic brazilian virgin
>go to Köln to fug da easy whity women
>get your money stolen by turks and polish guest workers
>get beaten up by refugees
>get fotographed by asian tourists
>get driven over by a truck
>get stabbed by gypsies
>die

>>74584021
>>74584470
Im not going to Koln goddamit, i guess its there because its where my grandpa documments came from.

>>74584470
>>74584548
this applies for every big city and even some small ones.

>>74584681
>be Brazilian
>spend my entire life in one of the most dangerous cities in the world
>Germans think they can scare me with their stories

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>>74583530
>Koln
Don't bother, the Syrians have already taken all the women.
>tfw your a Turk who isn't exotic enough for German women
Sweden's all gone to hell, might have to go to Norway next.

>>74584470
*get raped by a pack of faggots

it's Köln

>>74583530
UMA

>>74587659
This is correct.
I mean... they drink Kölsch.

>>74584681
>I have never been to Dresden

>>74583530
Wie gut sprichst du Deutsch?
Was hast du für einen Beruf gelernt?

top banter in this thread, good job everyone

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>>74583530
>a monkey is going to seduce german women

>>74583530
Curitiba
South Brazil is Germanic comfirmed

>>74583530
Please move to Berlin

>>74592460
a lot of monkeys did that already tho.

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>>74583530
>IM COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN

Watch out, they could come for you.

>>74591171
I don't speak the language, they didn't made it necessary to get the passport.

>>74592553
Im from a jewish german family through :^)

>>74583530
I very welcome you.
Tbh.

Don't listen to the anons here, they just want more muslims.

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>years ago in high school
>some Brazilian is in our class for some reason or another
>he's hot
>all the girls are all over him and his accent
REEEEEEEEEE BRAZILIANS GET OOOOOOOOOUT