brit? more like a series of short novels by frank herbert
edition
dogs are the radical centrists
I FUCKING LOVE ANZU
can honestly say i haven't seen an earwig since the 90s
anime
Baby tv so peaceful
Koppabrini - the thinking man's drink
>>74578731
they got inside then
rate my new invention lads
How do I get a Peterhouse, Cambridge gf?
>>74578734
cute
what does that hand gesture mean though?
>>74578754
skoyp?
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
Drinking polish TYSKIE lads cause it's a pound for 650ml and I have low standerds LETS FUCKING GO
>>74578776
nah is called skyp
>>74578783
*BRAAP* *BRAAP*
Dissociatives tbqh lads
>>74578317
red dead redemption
mum found the draft of my epic poem
*calls Irish Immigration on the Arseyrian*
Nothin personnel nerd
*does an ONIIIIIIII-SAAAAAAANNNNNNN*
>>74578806
christ, good lad
>>74578317
Theme Hospital
>>74578807
Oi fuck off kantttt I'm not going home
(I'll be drafted into assads army)
>>74578796
faur fux
Ghost Master
>>74578829
*pats your head*
>>74578862
cool invention lad got anymore?
hope this weeks bobs burgers is good
last week was a let down
Dungeon Keeper
>>74578850
*sends the Taoiseach a cheeky text about you*
GardaĆ will be there in minutes, i suggest you run boyo
*pops a bag of tayto prawn cocktail in your face*
>>74578892
Ur a let down u fuckin child
Bobs burgers lmao grow tf up
>>74578880
fotosop
argumentative banana
god ur'll never spend a day getting stepped on by Anzu FUCK it all
*tickles you*
Sister's turned into a fucking vapehead
Will need to clout the little fedora wearer post-haste
>>74578962
Shut the fuck up u kaffir freak stop posting this fucking haram bitch
>>74578964
*boots you in the face*
Sorry :3
>>74578986
that's alright
*pins you down*
*does an aggression*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQJNwvtkmg
me signing up to OkCupid
*Buys "watermelon rainbow flavoured unicorn blood" e-liquid north of the border and attains a monopoly on the illicit e-liquid trade in the republic*
Quite discomforting thinking that i'm sharing a flag with a potential nigger
>>74578921
it's a solid show
>>74579050
I'm Assyrian
We're white u stupid Mick cunt don't get cheeky with me
Looks like it's /real gael hours/ now
>>74579033
LAST STRAW, YOU LITTLE CUNT
as a radical centrist i eschew typical left or right-wing fetishes and instead prefer incredible pain inflicted on my tender plums
>>74579061
where did you get this picture of thailad
>>74579071
post face then
Once, I didn't have sex with a woman because it wouldn't have been right. Still think about it sometimes. Wouldn't have done it differently but still mildly regretful.
Any similar thoughts from you lads?
>I'm Assyrian
>We're white u stupid Mick cunt don't get cheeky with me
as a rorke i eschew responsibility for my own failures and prefer to blame those outside my perceived group
>Tim has a flat
>I don't
Mental.
>>74579090
Get tae fuck ya wee taig jajajaja
>>74579117
he has(had?) rich parents
>>74579123
which one is you?
>>74579117
Tim is a trust fund babby
>>74579151
What the fuck is this?
>>74578962
>>74579141
thats a feminine penis
>>74579141
it's never that time
>>74579166
a picture of irish people?
>Im the son of an attractive, wealthy, noble Assyrian landowner
>He is descended from lowly drunkards, thieves, beggars, travellers and terrorists
LMAO nice Irish "supremacy"
Just HEEM'd some cunt and I am SEETHING.
WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!
if you say "strong and stable" three times into a mirror then Theresa May will appear and steal your bennies
Hit a pr of 88kgx5 on bench press today lads. Very pleased.
>>74579245
meet me outside lewisham mcdonalds in an hour
>>74579223
no actually my ancestry is mostly english
im living a lie with this flag
>>74579245
what's the point of HEEMing someone if you're still angry afterwards?
>>74579347
Piss poor mate you're a weakcunt
Any good videos of a well endowed Japanese maid/schoolgirl taking a proper drilling from the BWC (Big white cock)?
I'm having trouble finding one, cheers
been underutilising the thread watcher recently
>>74579382
that's not very nice desu. 88kgx5 is intermediate level.
what comes to mind when you see this?
Mia Malkova's porn scene 'Moist Mia' is the greatest ever.
Just throwing that out there.
>>74579432
Only joking well done lad keep er lit
>>74579446
the globalists tying a noose around us with our own thoughts
>Tim Farron admits he had a poster of Margaret Thatcher on his wall as a teenager
Milk snatcher Farron
>>74578719
would split in half
>>74579498
>skimmed
jesus fucking hell the utter mong
>>74579510
would watch u from my corner while caged
ive always wondered at what point do people actually become a couple
like do they sit down one day and decide to talk about it
>>74579583
i believe they do
>>74579583
facebook request usually
>>74578719
nonce
>ywn have a hubby
>>74579645
Imagine the amount of vagina these two would wreck if they were straight
>>74579669
yes
>>74579669
maybe
>>74579669
i don't know
Why are handsome gay lads so fucking handsome? How are they so aesthetically pleasing and well kept?
>>74579669
prefer not to answer
>>74579669
can you repeat the question
anyone else seeing a lot of trannies or just me?
>anime
>trannies
>gays
>rorkes
great thread clive
>>74579793
blessed by light, heat, magnetism, gravity, and all the energies of the universe
but no, more estrogen combined with testosterone
honestly nothing more abominable and grotesque in our culture than trannies
>>74579835
thanks mike
>>74579793
>tfw handsome gay bf
Life is good. God is gracious.
>>74579905
you're a gay theist?
*puts on tuxedo*
*moseys into the thread*
haha alri lads who's up for a bit of football
74579905
Jay.jpg
Janny is such a useless cunt
>>74579583
remember when you used to pretend to have a gf, a job and mates
glad you retired that gimmick
business idea: pay the janitorial staff a living wage so theyre more motivated to do their job
>this thread
>>74580009
But it IS Janny
>>74579956
no I'm a gay-theist lol
I don't know dude, whatever. If there is a God I'm very thankful for my boyfriend.
>evelyn claire blacked
is this, dare i say it, kino?
>>74580106
>gay-theist
very droll, brava
Karen bullying some yellow monkeys!
>>>/a/156932754
>>74580110
>>74580074
>>74580034
>>74579989
>>74579940
>>74579878
>>74579830
>>74579790
>>74579736
>>74579694
>>74579653
>>74579615
>>74579568
>>74579538
>>74579484
>>74579458
>>74579430
>>74579408
>>74579348
>>74579318
>>74579282
>>74579244
>>74579198
>>74579141
what the hell is wrong with british people
*runs up behind you and delivers a swift kick to the bollocks*
oops sorry mate aha
*puts you in a headlock*
waheyy
*gives to a happyslap*
Cmon mate it's just banter
*suplexes you, crushing your spine and paralysising you*
It's all banter mate no harm done
*staple guns your head*
aha alright mate see ya later
*uploads the footage to ladbible*
*receives Ā£500 in exchange*
*gets the pints in*
Ahh the life of a lad (normie)
>>74580162
haha ta la'
>>74580179
**white people
>>74579498
at least he'll give the council rats a kick up the hole
>literal tranny porn posting
>janny does nothing
The absolute STATE of /brit/
http://uk.isidewith.com/results/3135125997
plight of the radical centrist
t. bizarro rorkekror
>>74580179
Just one nuisance, I hope the custodian smiteth him
Lifelong blades season ticket holder here, I'm so shocked and disgusted with the club. I'm never going to Bramall again, fuck that disgusting rape apologist club, I hope they get liquidated.
Might even become a Wednesday fan
>>74580203
post more cute anime
>>74580166
Once more, I'm requesting you all take a good look at this Karenpost and perhaps give OP a piece of your mind. Thank you.
>tfw bottled it but didn't
>>74580259
whats her name, i fapped to her twice already
You ain't never been to a white boys house unless he showed u the whole he punched in the wall when his mom made him angry [100] [100] [laughing face] [laughing face] [okay fingers]
never met a black kid's dad
>>74580227
can't shed the ched
might get a mail order bride lads
>cock is like 6.25 inches long erect
>looks tiny in the mirror
fucking hell is this how much I've been brainwashed by porn? the average dick in those videos has to be pushing 9 inches
>>74580394
the average willy is 8" irl in porn it's 10"
>>74580394
babydick
Can anyone give me a nice basic marinade for chicken please
the average willy is 2" and i wont entertain any disagreement
>>74580487
is google broken?
>>74580503
chang
>>74580394
>6.25!!!
Oh my days mate dire absolutely dire
>>74580516
yes
just got back from work
Thoughts on polish?
just typed "Google" into Google and it broke lol
If I could smoke fear away, I'd roll that mothafucka up
And then I'd take two puffs
I've been hungry all my life
I'm high now, I'm high now
I'm high now, I'm high now
Life's a bitch, pull them panties to the side now
Nowā¦
>>74580227
he's not guilty, you tard
imagine the type of cretin who watches porn
>>74580608
>drawn-on cleavage
what a treat
>haha le xd average cock size on /brit/ is 8 inches
absolute state
>>74580671
feeling insecure?
feel low and worthless
>return to the rat race come sunrise
>>74580685
no, it's just a cheap gimmick. anyone can e-stat
>>74580716
At least give out some free (You)s while you're at it mate
Simple as
>>74580733
are you a real german or an expat
https://youtu.be/wm6FpvcOvC8
hao ling
why yes i have a 10 inch cock and am 6ft7. what of it?
a statistical outlier you say? well it's true
>>74580828
'xpat
b166er
a name that will never be forgotten
lads do you reckon ukip has a chance in june? theyre apparently the party i most side with apart from the bnp and i really dont want to vote for labour
>>74580733
what happened lad
NO PLEASE
IM REAL
>>74580871
do you know german
>>74580858
why do u care about people being insecure whos going to tell the truth on the internet and why do you care?
>theyre apparently the party i most side with apart from the bnp
>>74580890
Which seat?
>>74580890
ukip is done just like the bnp
unlucky rorke
Only 5 hours left of work
>>74580934
some german
very difficult
>>74580911
no gf
>>74580890
you can keep voting for them even if they wont get a majority; they still have value as a protest party
>tfw no tranny gf
Tim got a delivery lads
if you need the flexibility of a helipod with the speed of a high performance air jet, then look no further
versatran
it's the ONLY choice
reverse tranny at work
looks like a cute boy but has a snatch
thoughts?
>>74581059
hot
>>74580961
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_(UK_Parliament_constituency)#Elections_in_the_2010s
>>74580962
http://uk.isidewith.com/results/3135125997
i side with fucking everyone lad im in the middle of the centre
Okay lids I'm getting creative and marinated my chicken on my own accord, r8
Salt and pepper
Cumin powder
Paprika powder
Cayenne powder
Ketchup
Soy sauce
is someone actually still messaging tim "dont mess with me sunshine" as marcus hausen or is he displaying the same post in every video?
but it would not be the last time the machines take the floor there
>>74581087
shame about the tit job
>his country STILL has FPTP
>his country doesnt have preferential voting
howling
gramps: the country
>>74581149
shit flick
>>74581116
looks good
The Tories are fascists, they want to destroy the weak. They want the sick and poor to die only leaving the "strongest" to create a master race/nation.
https://youtu.be/njB7J-USHsE?t=23m35s
hmm...
>why yes I'm a moral relativist
>>74581121
he displays the same screenshot but claims it's being sent daily, so no way to tell
>I'm not a moral relativist
>>74581201
Cheers m8
Any lamb curry on the go these days?
>>74581223
no theyre not, and no they dont.
do you think calling people names is a way to effect change, or do you just want to feel morally superior?
>>74581275
nah not hungry tonight might not eat
many prominent debaters claim their opponents set up "strawmen"-weak arguments to crush. I, on the contrary, set up "steelmen"-the strongest version of their argument-and then crush it regardless
u.g.l.y
you aint got no alibi
you ugly (heyhey)
>>74581116
needs something sour
>many prominent debaters claim their opponents set up "strawmen"-weak arguments to crush. I, on the contrary, set up "steelmen"-the strongest version of their argument-and then crush it regardless
the absolute state of me
ive got the most fedora beliefs in this thread
nobody irl is any the wiser they think im just a crotchety xenophobic socialist haha little do they know i advocate everyone i know becoming a farmer builder soldier or milkmaid for the rest of their lives
just found out im gay lads
26,000 upboats on Reddit
That place is fucking dire. They do nothing but wank each other off over Brexit and Trump
wonder what caused the decline in cinema and literature
many options but all are a bit far fetched
>>74581301
You shouldn't skip dinner, that's not good
>>74581333
What would you recommend?
theresa may can go do one
I'm an agnostic socially liberal economically centrist civic nationalist
business idea: recreate reddit without upvotes
got called a baghead outside of Morrisons
>>74581399
>That place is fucking dire. They do nothing but wank each other off over Brexit and Trump
ah yes
>That place is fucking dire. They do nothing but wank each other off over Brexit and Trump
yessss.. now lets go take a look over at /pol/....
Does the report of the week post on /brit/?
saw him post on one of tim's videos
Got called a baghdad head outside of mosul
it's slowly dawning on me that I'm very ugly lads
>France has a smaller economy than 1 (one) state in America
CANNOT be fabricated
heyyyy
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>>74581399
what's wrong with this image though? it's entirely correct. just because you don't like it doesnt mean its false
Frig off Ricky
im an antiglobalist tribalist anti-industrialist neofeudalist antisecular anti-free speech anti-vehicle anti-modern anti-airplane anti-hollywood anti-islam economically centrist absurdist catholic
>>74581536
that's not just any state you spanner
how extreme are the Muslims in London?
Going there next month and a bit worried about wearing my kippah in public
>>74581577
Don't insult Islam like this please
i'm an anti-nogfist
>>74581577
same haha
>>74581621
Arseyrian
>>74581507
same 2bh. but after a while it doesnt mind me at all really
im a radical centrist
im dont care
im pro-pints
don't neck it until you've tried it - pints
>>74581577
literally me
Overwhelming desire to insert my penis into an attractive female
>>74581657
>>74581682
im a fan of innocent grammatical mistakes, VERY cute
>>74581568
Seen this exact post a few times now
I wish that u were mine
A la la la Ah la la la la la
i'm a fan of correcting brits on grammatical mistakes
>>74581568
it implies brexit was just a plan to destroy the EU, when in fact it was a plan to leave the EU
>mum's made spag bol
http://www.strawpoll.me/12922781
http://www.strawpoll.me/12922781
http://www.strawpoll.me/12922781
http://www.strawpoll.me/12922781
incredibly important poll
I'm a radical pintist
>>74581895
spagbol tastes good
overwhelming desire to fucking shoot myself for staying up all night again
literally bought a diary yesterday and filled the 9th with all sorts of tasks and im not going to wake up in time to do half of them
things such as
>buy special k (berry variety)
>buy doughnuts
>dispose of large boxes
>do the dishes
>watch the chase
all lost in time like beers in the rain
>there are half pint apologists ITT
literal scum
>>74581900
had a friend buy one day 1 and he said its just a tablet with a fan
love islam. hate pints
not a 'sheed just the way it is
>>74581918
it's fucking horrible
will be leaving most of it as a protest
>>74581895
make something yourself then.
oh right, you're a pathetic unskilled manchild utterly dependent on mummy, my mistake.
yesai to the beat one time
When the blue lights flash they can't stop me
Have an ounce of coke and two ounce of weed
My head spins and I'm out for a good party
With a few ladies and some ecstasy
>>74581900
voted yes lad because you clearly want one and should make your own decisions
>>74581928
you are a doughnut already wahey
NEED to invent a popular gimmick
>>74581976
>>74581895
you fucking child
spagbol is grand
>>74581978
correct, and?
cba cooking and i'd likely break the oven or something
helped her make stuff before though
>>74581976
maybe your mum doesn't make them well
trust me lad they're good
FUCK pints
PRAISE buckfast
Anzu will rule us all one day
>>74581994
im a nutter alright *thumbs nose, wiggles fingers*
>>74582014
bet she's really proud to have a son like you.
>>74581976
heres a secret technique: mix a half-teaspoon of marmite in your portion
>>74582012
it makes me retch and shiver
not sure why. love lasagna
It's just so frustrating that if people repeat something enough it just seems to become true. There is a majority-government-forming amount of people out there who actually think the Tories are being strong and stable, despite the fact that clearly the political and economic climate is the most unstable it has been in decades and it's directly because of the bloody Tories.
Gets on my tits. Just say stuff, anything, doesn't matter. Just say it enough times and it's true. People will believe you. Great.
never had bum sex with the bf
Remember when I was on holiday on the continent, ordered a pint and received only 500ml
glassed the cunt within seconds
>>74581928
>bought a diary
>special k (berry variety)
>doughnuts
>the chase
why does your gf even let you stay
>>74582040
i submit
>>74582047
do not care what the cunt thinks of me
not fond of lasagna simple as
love spagbol me
hate spagbol. love lasagna. love pints
simple as
if I try to eat steak, I gag and vomit immediately
same goes with a lot of other types of meat
>>74581928
>>74582089
Read it three times, still thought he'd bought a dairy
Who robbed the hash from the gaff?
>>74582104
youre supposed to cook it
my mum put cheese on my pasta recently when she knows it gives me a headache. stupid bitch.
>>74582104
what about this meat? *rams my cock down your throat*
>>74582089
share the latter 3 indulgences with her and meant to use the former to improve my domestic capabilities
>>74582126
sorry lad, had to speak with this girl
i'll spot you next time yeah
>>74582101
good lad
fuck these spagbol loving runts
sardines on toast 2bh
hate pints
>>74582145
is your gf a native kiwi?
what's a pint
>>74582132
lee?
>>74582177
>sardines
Not very continental. Where's the anchovies?
What the fuck did you do to Tim you twats.
only pakis hate spagbol
hmm
hate spagbol hate forner food
love the chipper love beans on toast
Love spagbol
>>74582120
>he
*puts cheese on your pasta*
love this shit
What'd you say that for ye little bleedin tick
I've a fukin ounce ball and we could of been nicked
Stop posting TFL memes
They're shit, and so are the announcers who try to be funny
>>74582206
white atheist and i hate it
kys
Would suck macron off
>>74582202
cornelius?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxVX6QZBzCw
> doxes himself
> wonders how people are able to send him snail mail
hmm...
>>74582236
Literally comes from spas where they use them to eat people's dead foot skin
http://www.strawpoll.me/12922835
didn't know anyone disliked spagbol
I'm support anarcho-pintism
>>74582236
your sardines looks bent
>white atheist
HATE red meat
Love chicken & pints
>>74582188
sort of, was born in england but parents are (white) natives
>>74582205
killed him
have sucked macron off
>>74582206
>eating meat
>>74582309
>HATE red meat
poof
>>74582255
>white atheist
exactly what i said
a paki
>>74582281
you're bent
>>74582323
fuck off murderer
>>74582269
Don't like the sound of that at all.
>>74582321
once in a while red meat is ok
NEED a softly-spoken kiwi gf who lets me stay in her house in exchange for doughnuts, special k and crumpets
The gardai won't be there tonight so no ones getting escorted and I also have a bag of white that's waiting to be snorted
Thank fuck for that now I'm dying to get plastered, drop a few yellows and scrap a gardai bastard when pigs one to sessions it's always a disaster but when I plan them out I leg it cause I can run faster