doctor says I need to lose weight if I want to live past 40

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>>74573552
>Be American
>Die at 40

>>74573552
>doctor says I have to gain weight

>>74573595
>be australian
>die of skin cancer

>>74573955
>be Russian
>die of suicide because its the quickest way out of that shithole

>>74574013
>be Australian
>die from stepping outside

it's not so difficult I think

go to the gym everyday
eat light and healthy

>>74574075
> be British
>die from stepping outside in the "summer"

>>74573552
JUST STOP EATING

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>>74574087
>>74574114
"Just lose weight brag, even though you've been rating over 6000 calories per day now for 5 years straight"

>>74577191
What else would you do, eat more ?

>>74577252
One would need professional help at that point.

>>74573552
Take part in all the high stakes eating competition, wouldn't want all those years of training go to waste. Make your weakness your greatest strength.

>>74574087
It gets hard as you need to change your routine. I lost 10kg and I'm struggling to lose weight now.

Fact: Eating a lot can cause your heart rate to go up

Higher heart rate = more blood = lots of energy = sweat = calorie loss

>I want to live past 40

You won't be losing anything to be honest

>>74573552
>go to hospital
>act suicidal
>visit a mental hospital for a few days (at least 4) against your will
>get out
>weigh less because all of your food intake was portioned and controlled
go someplace out of town so you can skip paying your bill, and it ends up being a free week long vacation

I spent 5 days in the hospital and went from 200lbs (about 90kg) to 168lbs (75ish kg) no problem

join the military, or prison works too, any place where you must spend multiple days without being in control of what you eat will

or just cut off a limb, legs are an easy 25+lbs

>>74577978
>legs are an easy 25+lbs

fucking leglets